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[_] Drop your favourite cookie recipes here /f/rens Anon 3381183 florentine lace cookies 2 cups slivered almonds ¾ cup heavy cream 4 tablespoons unsalted butter, cut into 4 pieces ½ cup (3 ½ ounces) sugar ¼ cup orange marmalade 3 tablespoons all-purpose flour 1 teaspoon vanilla extract ¼ teaspoon grated orange zest ¼ teaspoon salt >Adjust oven racks to upper-middle and lower-middle positions and heat oven to 350 degrees. >Line 2 baking sheets with parchment paper. >Process almonds in food processor until they resemble coarse sand, about 30 seconds. >Bring cream, butter, and sugar to boil in medium saucepan over medium-high heat. Cook, stirring frequently, until mixture begins to thicken, 5 to 6 minutes. Continue to cook, stirring constantly, until mixture begins to brown at edges and is thick enough to leave trail that doesn’t immediately fill in when spatula is scraped along pan bottom, 1 to 2 minutes longer. >Remove pan from heat and stir in almonds, marmalade, flour, vanilla, orange zest, and salt until combined. >Drop 6 level 1-tablespoon dough balls at least 3 ½ inches apart on each prepared sheet. >When cool enough to handle, use damp finger to press each portion into 2 1/2-inch circle. >Bake until deep brown from edge to edge, 15 to 17 minutes, switching and rotating sheets halfway through baking. >Transfer cookies, still on parchment, to wire racks and let cool. Let baking sheets cool for 10 minutes, line with fresh parchment, and repeat portioning and baking remaining dough. >Drizzle with melted chocolate >Makes about 2 dozen cookies
>> [_] Anon 3381184 >># I'd probably enjoy hearing more from this dude, but that slight "Throw face forward towards the camera to make emphasis" thing he does makes it just cringe. Closing my eyes to this dude is good.
>> [_] Anon 3381209 can I use activated almonds OP?
>> [_] Anon 3381211 >># do you really not know who maddox is? You're missing an amazing story. You can form your own conclusions but you're really missing out on his rise and fall. Also, Maddox, again the autistic retard doesnt realise people relating storys of being bad at something is to relate to one another, and to be humble.
>> [_] Anon 3381219 >># I never knew how little I wanted to hear Maddox actually talk or see what he actually looked like until watching this.
>> [_] Anon 3381227 >># i used to really like maddox until he became a fag. this was a pretty good video though so maybe hes become less of a fag over time, he still looks HIV+ though.
>> [_] Anon 3381230 >># Quick rundown on his rise and fall? All I knew about the guy is that he makes youtube vids like this one but that's it.
>> [_] Anon 3381241 >># tl;dr he got cucked (literally), sued the guy who cucked him, becoming more of a cuck in the process. And this is ironically after he made a video ranting about how dumb the word "cuck" as an insult is.
>> [_] Anon 3381246 >># I can cook beefu satoo WHOS THE IDIOT NOW
>> [_] Anon 3381248 >># Nice recipe, thanks. Also, Maddox was funny for 5 minutes 5+ years ago.... let's let it go.
>> [_] Anon 3381274 >># more like 15 years ago

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>> [_] Anon 3365256 Why should I cook when there's McDonald's just around the corner?
>> [_] Anon 3365264 Maddox LOST Maddox LOST Maddox LOST Maddox LOST Maddox LOST Maddox LOST because he's such a fucking cuck.
>> [_] Anon 3365265 Its fucking clear its maddox himself posting this..no one else will because he is a nobody now. Fuck off Maddox no one likes you,you got btfo my masterson and you are a legal cuckold piece of shit.
>> [_] Anon 3365273 >># People that post Maddox and that "table" faggot should be banned.
>> [_] Anon 3365279 >># literally who stop sucking eceleb cock OP
>> [_] Anon 3365314 stop posting and replying
>> [_] Sammy 3365344 >># Why does he always smile like a serial killer at the end?

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>> [_] Anon 3346901 Learn how to cuck, moron!
>> [_] Anon 3346902 >># what a cuck
>> [_] Anon 3346937 I approve this message
>> [_] Anon 3346940 >># >youtube video rip of a jew stating opinions are you just baiting for replies? stop posting that fag
>> [_] Anon 3346942 No one likes this massive faggot. He is the definition of a fucking manchild. Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP1gkCTv R4Y
>> [_] Anon 3346944 >># >># He's right though, hate him all you want, but if you can't cook, you're probably an autistic manchild who won't do anything other than live in your parents basement all your life.
>> [_] Anon 3346945 >># Look up "cuckmas carols" for the ultimate maddox (madcux) roast.
>> [_] Anon 3346946 >># but neets are probably the biggest group of losers who do know how to cook. Those tendies dont microwave themselves.
>> [_] Anon 3346965 >># That's not cooking you stupid autist. The fact that ngmi NEETs are able to do it should be a clear giveaway.
>> [_] Anon 3346978 >># >># >># >># >these people think they're funny almost as bad as maddox desu
>> [_] Anon 3346984 >># >ngmi What? You best take your stroke and roll yourself over to the hospital while you still can