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[_] BREAK OUT! Anon 2578251 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2578256 JAPAN BURAYKE INDUSTAREES
>> [_] Anon 2578258 ZA BIRRUDING CANNOT TAKE IT FOW VERY MUCH MOW PIECES O CONCRETE AH HITTIN ZA FUROW
>> [_] Anon 2578272 In all seriousness though someone please tell me how to play this.
>> [_] Anon 2578290 >># The short answer: 1. Hit the spacebar before the ball hits you. 2. Alternatingly mash the B and N keys as the guy winds up to throw the ball.
>> [_] Anon 2578417 >># My first experience with this game had me literally writhing in laughter. Thank you so much for posting this.

File: STEELBALL.swf-(594 KB, Japanese)
[_] da da daAnonymous06/18/12(Mon)14:16No.1701794 Instructions: - Catch ball by pressing space, release space when angle is right - Pound the everliving fuck out of the N and B keys Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous06/18/12(Mon)20:19No.1701982 fucking fun. no matter what I do it sounds awesome

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[_] [G] arrange by date post earliest Anon 1525088 space to catch, release for angle hammer B&N alternating to charge power

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[_] [G] Anon 1322801
>> [_] Anon 1322822 how do you play.. i cant read kanji
>> [_] Anon 1322825 japan bweak industwies da da daaaa
>> [_] Anon 1322828 >># The mission is never end!!!!1!!11
>> [_] Anon 1322842 Select weight, heavier ones are harder to throw back but do more damage. Press space to catch, you want to let go of space when it is in the middle of the bar. Press N->B->N->B to build up power and throw back.

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[_] [G] BREAK OUT!!!!!!! SCCAflagger 1232652 >>#
>> [_] Anon 1232663 How do you play this? I keep getting smashed in the face after I throw it once
>> [_] Anon 1232671 Press B and N alternating after catching the ball to power it up. If it rolls back press B and N alternating again to recover and repeat till shit falls down.
>> [_] take it easy~ 1232695 the mission is never end
>> [_] Anon 1232696 goddamn moonspeak!
>> [_] Anon 1232769 >># This
>> [_] Anon 1232821 Hi score in the long throw mode is 5054.91m
>> [_] Anon 1232826 >># Crap, nevermind, I was using the heavy ball, switched to the light one and got over 8000.
>> [_] Anon 1232841 FUCK THIS---SAGESAGESAGESAGESAGESAGESAGESAGES AGESAGESAGESAGESAGESAGESAGESAGESAGESAGESA GESAGESAGESAGESAGES AGESAGESAGESAGESAGESAGESAGESAGESAGESAGES AGESAGESAGESAGESAGESAGESAGESAGESAGESAGESA GESAGESAGESAGESAGES AGESAGESAGESAGESAGESAGESAGESAGESAGESAGES AGESAGESAGESAGESAGESAGESAGESAGESAGESAGESA GESAGESAGESAGESAGES AGESAGESAGESAGE
>> [_] Anon 1232849 >># u mad
>> [_] Anon 1232850 >># You didn't get over nine th... never mind.
>> [_] Anon 1232851 this game is really hard
>> [_] Anon 1232866 how the fuck you catch the ball?
>> [_] Anon 1232867 op here. what i thought i'd do was... post some shit and hope someone could tell me how to play it. i don't know dick about chinese
>> [_] Anon 1232872 >># >># >># >># you catch with space and then press n and b alternating to power up to throw it. pressing b and n makes you recover if you dont throw it far enough
>> [_] Anon 1232890 right when it hits 20 m before coming to you hit space, hold space till you light the meter to the arrow and hit the fuck out of B and N till your guy lets go. I can bank 6000 with the heavy if I get Nice catch and good.

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[_] [G] BREEEEAK OOOUUUUUUUUUUT Patchy !S3SubSEKAI 854821
>> [_] Anon 854829 what the fuck are the controls
>> [_] Anon 854832 space....
>> [_] Anon 854833 I catch it and it rolls like 10 meters and hits me in the face again
>> [_] Patchy !S3SubSEKAI 854835 Hold space to catch and release at the right time for the best angle. Then mash b and n to charge your throw. I just got 1035m in training mode with the heaviest ball.
>> [_] Anon 854842 The mission is never end
>> [_] Mr.Bigs 854858 >># This.
>> [_] Anon 854891 First time I played this, I didn't know what the hell to do. I lol'd so hard when the ball took him out. For a second I thought that was supposed to happen.
>> [_] Anon 854898 newfags don't know the controls
>> [_] Anon 854924 When the ball is about to hit the hard hat guy, press and hold SPACE. Has to be done after the arrows in the top right corner start lighting up and before the last one lights to succeed, the closer to the last one the less handicapped your return throw is. Hold the space bar until the angle meter fills exactly halfway, then let go. Timing for this seems to change slightly, hold too long or too short will handicap the return throw and probably result in a miss. Alternately mash B and N as fast as you can to power up your return throw. You only have about five or six seconds to power up the return throw enough to reach the barrier. If the ball fails to reach the barrier, you get smacked. After getting smacked three times you can continue, but you only get one miss per continue and your throws keep getting weaker until you can never reach the building with the lightest ball. There is no end after three levels, you just start over on level 1.
>> [_] Anon 854926 The real question is, why would you want to play this crap? Not fun, not even any tits, just giant balls
>> [_] Anon 854927 >># i'm sorry for you, do you really hate yourself that much?
>> [_] Anon 854961 It's annoying how you can't skip the fucking mission thing.
>> [_] Anon 855015 Maybe people don't learn the controls because it's a stupid fucking game, and the only reason anyone posts the damned thing is so the can rub their epenises together seeing whose is bigger by posting their scores. Now take your jacket off and leave Hell Flashboard.