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[_] Do you write papers? Anon 3493149 On a PC?
>> [_] Anon 3493152 >E. C. (Ellen) Feiss is a writer and a Presidential Postdoctoral Scholar at the Ohio State University. She specializes in modern and contemporary art of Europe and the Americas in imperial and global contexts, and art theory and method. Her work draws on feminist and historical materialism and critical theories of race, gender, and sexuality. Yep, she's a Mac user.
>> [_] Anon 3493153 I called my female english teacher "sir" for half a semester because I legitimately didn't knew the that "sir" couldn't be told to females. At one point she threatened me. At one point she had to ignore my sir calls
>> [_] Anon 3493154 >># she failed me twice tho. Don't know if that has to do with that or me insisting on using LibreOffice. At the last time I just pirated office 2019 and submitted at the last 10 min
>> [_] Anon 3493155 Dumb bitch.
>> [_] Anon 3493156 >># Is your name Marcie by any chance?
>> [_] Anon 3493177 >># >When the bleepbleepbleepbleepbleepbleep girl became a postdoctoral scholar Jesus christ how horrifying this world is.

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[_] Anon 3439371

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[_] it was a really good paper Anon 3395544
>> [_] Anon 3395566 long ago memories
>> [_] Anon 3395599 >># fuck me, nostalgia
>> [_] Anon 3395630 >># Now I want to watch AMV Hell.

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[_] [S][A][K][A] Anon 3174290 Dear/f/:I,likemanyofyou,sufferfromproble ms.Myproblemsdon'tinvolveanyofyourimplaus ibleones,butmineareworthvoicingtoyouinhop eofgettingsomeadvice.Anyways,Ibegantowatc hAzumangaDaiohaboutamonthago,andasIdovede eperanddeeperintotheseries,themoreandmore Ifappedtohentaiofit.Icontinuedtodosountil thelastepisode.ThenIwatchedtheseriesagain ...andagain...andagain...Ifoundmyselfchec kingoutOsakaeveryon-screenmomentshehad.Ib egantostopgoingtomyregularsitesjusttolook athentaiofoneperson:Osaka.Ieventuallyhad1 000sofpicturesandsomedoujinsofOsaka.Ibega ntospendwhatotherscalledabsurdamountsofmo neyonmerchandise,andmyapartmentiscoatedwi thOsakaeverywhere.I'veshutmyselfofffromfa milyandfriendsandfeltanurgetojustsnugglew ithmyOsakadolls.OsakaisallIneed.Sheprobab lywouldn'tlikethewaymyfamilyisorhowmyfrie ndsbehave.I'minlovewithOsaka.I keep praying that she'll come to see me one day and decide to live with me. I have nothing left to live for but Osaka. I know she can hear me, so I always talk to her telling her to come and visit me so our union can take place. So this is where you guys come into the picture. You're an all-purpose advice board. You definitely must know a way to help Osaka break free from behind her glass prison.
>> [_] Anon 3174327 yeah...OP, this doesn't work without an [O] tag.
>> [_] Anon 3174332 i need to watch amv hell again sometime
>> [_] Anon 3174334 >># AMV hell 3, precisely. :)
>> [_] Anon 3174335 Dear/f/:I,likemanyofyou,sufferfromproble ms.Myproblemsdon'tinvolveanyofyourimplaus ibleones,butmineareworthvoicingtoyouinhop eofgettingsomeadvice.Anyways,Ibegantowatc hpoliticaldebatesaboutamonthago,andasIdov edeeperanddeeperintothedebate,themoreandm oreIfappedinfrontofit.Icontinuedtodosount ilthelastvote.ThenIwatchedthedebatesagain ...andagain...andagain...Ifoundmyselfchec kingoutTrumpeveryon-screenmomenthehad.Ibe gantostopgoingtomyregularsitesjusttolooka tpornofoneperson:Trump.Ieventuallyhad1000 sofpicturesandsomedoujinsofTrump.Ibeganto spendwhatotherscalledabsurdamountsofmoney onmerchandise,andmyapartmentiscoatedwithT rumpeverywhere.I'veshutmyselfofffromfamil yandfriendsandfeltanurgetojustsnugglewith myTrumpdolls.TrumpisallIneed.Heprobablywo uldn'tlikethewaymyfamilyisorhowmyfriendsb ehave.I'minlovewithTrump.I keep praying that he'll come to see me one day and decide to live with me. I have nothing left to live for but Trump. I know he can hear me, so I always talk to him telling him to come and visit me so our union can take place. So this is where you guys come into the picture. You're an all-purpose advice board. You definitely must know a way to help Trump break free from behind her glass prison.
>> [_] Anon 3174378 This copypasta would be better if there were actually any merchandise of Osaka.
>> [_] Anon 3174387 >># It's tagged as Other.

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[_] [?] Anon 1619126
>> [_] Anime Hater Fag 1619160 that... is just... so creepy...
>> [_] Anon 1619171 Really? I lol'd a bit.
>> [_] Godwyn 1619247 Ah, yes. The old macfag propaganda. Tailored to people who shouldn't be trusted with a goldfish, much less a computer.
>> [_] Anon 1619248 Where have I seen this before...
>> [_] Anon 1619257 Where's the hood?
>> [_] Anon 1619318 >># where the hood at

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[_] [L] Mac users... Anon 1617900 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1617930 are faggots
>> [_] Anon 1617932 bleepbleepbleepbleepbleepbleep
>> [_] Anon 1617934 I think she was using a microwave by accident
>> [_] Anon 1617952 First world problems..
>> [_] Anon 1617954 >># you'd prefer famine and genocide, eh? that can be arranged..............
>> [_] Anon 1618000 SAVE YOUR WORK REGULARLY DUMB BITCH HAVE FUN "DEVOURING" YOUR ENGLISH TEACHER TO PASS NOW SLUT!
>> [_] Anon 1618039 My question is: can her claims be recreated? What would actually cause a computer to "blee blee blee" and "devour" her paper?
>> [_] based-god 1618049 >mfw macs have the same microsoft word as pc. >mfw
>> [_] Anon 1618068 >># If the keyboard-buffer is full, Windows beeps. I am pretty sure there is an error-condition that freezes the PC and "beeps" whenever you push a key

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[_] [A] Bleep Bloop Bleep Bloop Anon 1324515 ...And then it was gone Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1324547 Ellen Feis makes a good osaka
>> [_] Anon 1324681 I nostalgia'd

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[_] [A] Anon 1088733 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1088760 derp
>> [_] Anon 1088762 Probably because your dumb stoned cunt thought it was funny to try and highlight everything on the page and then you accidentally hit delete. Shouldn't have been outta the kitchen in the first place
>> [_] Anon 1088777 ...and it was like BEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEB BEEBEEBEEBEEB DERP
>> [_] Anon 1088815 leave it to americans to fuck up everything.
>> [_] Anon 1088894 Oh that was nice

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[_] [L] So I was writing paper, on the PC... Anon 1015498 BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP
>> [_] Anon 1015542 lol wtf is this shit?
>> [_] Anon 1015543 >># Ellen Feiss Mac ad with video from Azumanga Daioh
>> [_] Anon 1015545 Oh God I loved that ad! I tried to find it on Apple's site to no avail, even years ago. It was awesome!
>> [_] Anon 1015600 max suck
>> [_] Anon 1015673 BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP
>> [_] Anon 1015674 She was a mini-celebrity from that advert. She always claimed it was "cough medicine" for her illness that made her seem high as a kite on the advert.
>> [_] Anon 1015691 With what I've seen of her in interviews and such, she seems to be a rather sensible and cool person.
>> [_] Anon 1015731 /f/ needs more amv hell
>> [_] Anon 1015733 this is a good cut up.
>> [_] Anon 1015738 Oh God this was funny.

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[_] [A] DAN MOTHERFUCKING !t1HiBIKIJA 931972
>> [_] Anon 932019 Why the hell does the music remind me of "A Little Dog"?
>> [_] Anon 932194 mac fags fail. Macs crash just like anything else.
>> [_] Anon 932273 Beebeebeebeebeeeee...