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[WNB5ZQC]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3405864/you-win
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 21/10 -2019 16:46:35 Ended: 22/10 -2019 11:14:48Flashes: 1 Posts: 10
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[_] You win! Anon 3405864 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3405871 win what?
>> [_] Anon 3405872 >># why a child born with harlequin ichthyosis of course
>> [_] Anon 3405884 >># reminds me of the babys in the binding of isaac
>> [_] Anon 3405896 This is why abortion is justified, why would you allow something that will suffer nothing but pain to exist?
>> [_] Anon 3405912 >># >why would you allow something that will suffer nothing but pain to exist? It only hurts for 2-3 weeks, after that all the skin falls off if it's treated right and other than perhaps being bald and at risk from infection it's fine The baby's in pain now, but later on they can live pretty ok lives, or at least more of a life than if you just kill it off.
>> [_] Anon 3405914 >># this >># dawn phenomenon on the other hand
>> [_] Anon 3405975 >># Kill your self. This is why should not allow women to become whores. This is also why you should kill every Jew you meet.
>> [_] Anon 3405977 Jews are losing their grip on society and they are angry. So angry that they do whatever they can to encourage you to kill your own children.
>> [_] Anon 3405984 >># how's high school


[JVTEQ21]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3214365/i-want-off-mys…
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 12/2 -2017 21:50:44 Ended: 13/2 -2017 00:20:13Flashes: 1 Posts: 3
File: congratulations.swf-(170 KB, 320x240, Hentai)
[_] I want off myself from this board once and for all Anon 3214365
>> [_] Anon 3214420 >># Then post horses instead of this trash, you'll stand a better chance of getting banned that way. >implying /f/ has moderation staff
>> [_] Anon 3214438 What is this anyways?


[SR7B227]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3159356/uro-because-i-…
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 7/10 -2016 01:23:32 Ended: 7/10 -2016 03:23:07Flashes: 1 Posts: 4
File: congratulations.swf-(170 KB, 320x240, Game)
[_] [U][R][O] - because I feel like being banned today Anon 3159356 see you on sunday
>> [_] Anon 3159367 bye
>> [_] Anon 3159381 Harlequin syndrome? poor baby :(
>> [_] Anon 3159391 >># They have treatment for it now and Seeing as the video was from 2003, the little guy is probably okay. He could even be shitposting on /b/ as we speak.


[N1OTUHH]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3150247/you-did-it-shi…
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 18/9 -2016 16:41:35 Ended: 18/9 -2016 19:33:27Flashes: 1 Posts: 3
File: congratulations.swf-(170 KB, 320x240, Anime)
[_] You did it Shinji Anon 3150247 :^)
>> [_] Anon 3150248 >># i think we'll take the abortion after all, its not to late, is it?
>> [_] Anon 3150286 >># this


[BJT7M36]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2901360/big-boss-would…
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 12/9 -2015 01:35:19 Ended: 12/9 -2015 04:42:55Flashes: 1 Posts: 3
File: A true diamond dog.swf-(170 KB, 320x240, Japanese)
[_] Big Boss would be proud Anon 2901360 congratulations Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2901435 Is the air tube obstructed or is there a disease involved?
>> [_] Anon 2901489 >># >not knowing about harlequin babies are you new to the internet?


[PFHY94I]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2649680
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 7/1 -2015 00:24:52 Ended: 7/1 -2015 03:33:53Flashes: 1 Posts: 17
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[_] btw congratulations Anon 2649680 you are the father Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2649726 "I don't know what to say, He's... He's... gonna grow up to be in the fantastic four. I've never been happier!"
>> [_] Anon 2649758 >># kek
>> [_] Anon 2649808 So what, did someone put an fetus in an industrial can opener or something?
>> [_] Anon 2649817 >># nothing like that his skin is literally diamonds
>> [_] Anon 2649818 >># Harlequin-type ichthyosis.
>> [_] Anon 2649832 you nigger faggot fatherfucker
>> [_] Anon 2649838 where do you find this?all the blood over his little body makes me uneasy, and i am not really sure if what you see in this video is hurting or helping that little fellow.>>#
>> [_] Anon 2649842 >># Well he HAS just been born. As for whether hes helping or hurting him... hes a doctor, on video camera. Very likely what hes doing is not going to be harming him. Its probably a suction device, since i cant think of much else it could be. Sadly the child seems to be a Harlequin baby, which basically means his skin is painful scaly infection prone plates rather than an actual covering (thanks God!) so survival is unlikely, though not totally impossible.
>> [_] Anon 2649844 >># seems unethical to keep someone like that alive just so that they can suffer for years
>> [_] Anon 2649846 >># I mean its not a life i'd want to live, but they usually survive: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/07/2 3/article-2374911-1AF34F80000005DC-386_63 4x518.jpg
>> [_] Anon 2649856 make me sad i still hope he somehow will have a chance to live unlike, how little that chance may be will. I think at least that doctors are trying to help him is honorable, anyone deserves the right to life, it would be more cruel to kill him when he would be born away from the start,
>> [_] Anon 2649861 >># it's not like I was going to sleep anyway
>> [_] Anon 2649868 >congratulations as part of the recording that made me cringe
>> [_] Anon 2649893 OMG DEMON BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 2649901 its a cute loli, obviously it has a vagoo
>> [_] Anon 2649932 This looks like its gunna be hard to masturbate to... challenge accepted


[CVTUKLZ]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2607054
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 22/11 -2014 20:24:58 Ended: 22/11 -2014 20:43:06Flashes: 1 Posts: 4
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[_] :3 Anon 2607054
>> [_] dsdasd 2607057 is just an operation, some child born like that is normal don't be afraid is not a military medical experiment to create super soldiers hahaha
>> [_] Anon 2607063 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harlequin-t ype_ichthyosis it's this
>> [_] Anon 2607064 I like how it says congratulations it must feel like you're a real winner when you give birth to this abomination


[KEJ0Z3Z]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2597394
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 13/11 -2014 23:19:21 Ended: 14/11 -2014 02:07:14Flashes: 1 Posts: 13
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[_] you are the father Anon 2597394
>> [_] Anon 2597402 >implying i didn't castrate myself to destroy desire for lesser beings and ensure i never bring some abomination such as this into the world and be forced to care for it
>> [_] Anon 2597409 >implying i will ever have sex
>> [_] Anon 2597411 >implying i even exist
>> [_] Anon 2597413 I don't understand
>> [_] Anon 2597417 >># his skin is diamonds so is muh dick
>> [_] Anon 2597431 >># It's a Harlequin baby. Their skin hardens into scale-like patches and the 'cracks' between the scales are exposed. Causing them to sometimes bleed and get infected, also has a really red hue. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harlequin-t ype_ichthyosis
>> [_] Anon 2597451 Why would they let that live? It would be far more humane to put it out of its misery.
>> [_] Anon 2597452 >># Because "hurr durr all live is precious and valuable durrr"
>> [_] The Full Shorta 2597477 OI VEY CIRCUMCISE HIS DICK
>> [_] Anon 2597483 >># Damn shame your parents didn't practice that action on you when you came out. If only they could have seen what a colossal failure you turned out to be.
>> [_] Anon 2597512 >># dont be such a bitter faggot because you think all life is sacred regardless of how much pain it endures
>> [_] Anon 2597547 >># While you can't predict if your kid will be a failure you sure can see this thing will have a bad life.


[TFLJ7YZ]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2571673
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 22/10 -2014 13:49:03 Ended: 22/10 -2014 19:09:33Flashes: 1 Posts: 10
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[_] you are a winner! Anon 2571673 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2571682 >># what am i looking at here
>> [_] Anon 2571685 >># devil baby diamond skin but the right term is harlequin-type ichthyosis
>> [_] Anon 2571892 why the fuck does it say 'congratulations'
>> [_] Anon 2571896 what do i win
>> [_] Anon 2571903 >># >what do i win Your skin hardens until it's no longer flexible, crushing your body and stiffing your motion. Every movement you make rips the hardened scales that have forms, causing you to bleed without end. Eventually, you perish by dehydration or infection. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harlequin- type_ichthyosis
>> [_] Anon 2571909 >># well that doesn't sound very fun
>> [_] Anon 2571912 >># how about you go back to reddit then you faggot
>> [_] Anon 2571913 >># but i don't like reddit
>> [_] Anon 2571929 >># getting diamond skin is no fun reddit is no fun fucking kids these days


[ZXDAMOV]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2542900
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 27/9 -2014 00:16:44 Ended: 27/9 -2014 02:00:54Flashes: 1 Posts: 4
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[_] you are the father Anon 2542900
>> [_] cucor !G5GIixrJvI 2542960 what is this
>> [_] Don't worry about it. 2542974 >># This is even worse than /b/ :^)
>> [_] Anon 2542991 >># harlequin ichthyosis. Used to be a death sentence.


[YO9YWOG]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2540500
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 24/9 -2014 23:57:01 Ended: 25/9 -2014 00:40:55Flashes: 1 Posts: 4
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[_] CONGRATULATIONS! Anon 2540500 it's a... uhh....
>> [_] Anon 2540538 it's clearly a boy
>> [_] Anon 2540569 ayy
>> [_] Anon 2540572 . . . . . . . . . . . . hellboy???


[V4H0SU6]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2533648
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 19/9 -2014 15:39:51 Ended: 19/9 -2014 19:29:00Flashes: 1 Posts: 21
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[_] you are a winner Anon 2533648 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2533650 >this monstrosity is now 11 years old
>> [_] Anon 2533656 are infants born whit aligator skin?
>> [_] Anon 2533666 this baby is now diamond http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harlequin-t ype_ichthyosis
>> [_] Anon 2533671 "On Thursday, April the 5th, 1750, I went to see a most deplorable object of a child, born the night before of one Mary Evans in 'Chas'town. It was surprising to all who beheld it, and I scarcely know how to describe it. The skin was dry and hard and seemed to be cracked in many places, somewhat resembling the scales of a fish. The mouth was large and round and open. It had no external nose, but two holes where the nose should have been. The eyes appeared to be lumps of coagulated blood, turned out, about the bigness of a plum, ghastly to behold. It had no external ears, but holes where the ears should be. The hands and feet appeared to be swollen, were cramped up and felt quite hard. The back part of the head was much open. It made a strange kind of noise, very low, which I cannot describe. It lived about forty-eight hours and was alive when I saw it."
>> [_] Anon 2533676 >># Thats something to make you realize how much more your life could suck. At least theres a bigger chance of survival now... still, doubt you'de find love as a dinosaur person.
>> [_] Anon 2533678 > Nusrit "Nelly" Shaheen ...was one of nine children. Four of her eight siblings also suffered from the condition but died as young children. This is the one greatest thing that pisses me off about people. They give birth to a abhorrent genetic freak that spends every living moment in agony, and what do they do? Pop out three more mutants. A few years ago I read an article about a woman with a child with a rare genetic disease that made the upper layer of its skin tear off in big chunks. If he had a sore throat, it was because he'd puked up the lining of his esophagus. Eventually I realized that the article was talking about the woman's two children with the affliction. People seem to think murder is the greatest crime. Personally, I think the worst thing a person can do is to give life to a creature that will spend its life in constant pain.
>> [_] Anon 2533679 >># Shut up, dinosaur man. Nobody cares about your meteors.
>> [_] Anon 2533684 >># >1750 >a baby was born resembling devil himself >not put in fire instantly it's like you're an infidel, or are you?
>> [_] Anon 2533685 >># ^ four more mutants
>> [_] Anon 2533689 >># Makes sense to me. I think the "right to die" issue is interesting. Personally I feel like it come down to how helpless you feel and whether you can stand living long enough to be healed. But if you're a parent and know your genes will cause your children pain, why create more?
>> [_] Anon 2533690 >># You can predict some genetic diseases like down syndrome or hemophilia, by just consulting doctor and making chart what diseases occurred in your family and what didn't (DNA test also work but not everybody can afford it). Knowledge you get from this how disease can inherit in future generations, but most importantly that if your child will suffer from the actual disease or just be carrier of it. It's too complicated for avarge person to acknowledge and is poorly taught in schools. I think after waiting one millenia people will figure it out on their own.
>> [_] Anon 2533695 >># http://puu.sh/bFjlV/0d5bbaf479.jpg
>> [_] Anon 2533697 >># Hemophilia isn't a curse, I know a dude who lives a perfectly normal life.
>> [_] Anon 2533701 >># Yea, but some people can suffer more or less from it, also it depends on how good health care is in your country. Also some diseases favorites specific gender, but you still can work it around, since its possible to born a child with gender according to your likening.
>> [_] Anon 2533706 >># this reminded me of that mortal kombat teaser from 2010 yeah here it is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGnVhqhm ip8
>> [_] Anon 2533872 C̢̢̭̦͕̱̼̱̫̫͚͍͎͎̙̬͉͕ͮ̿ͤͫ͆̄̀̈́̿͊̉̔ͬ̒ͨ͛̍̚͢͟ͅ ̳O̢̨͈͈̝̱̭͈̼̤̣͍̮͎̘̥͈̦̐́̋͆̌̒̆͊ͫ͑ͤ̎͗͞͝͠N̏̈́̃̊ ͤͧ̀͘̕͡҉̯̬̼̜͖̥͝G̷͈̦͈̜̳̺̔͌̒̎ͯ̐ͪͨ̚͘͡Ȓͮͤ͑̂͂͌ ̙̜̱͚̩̱̱̭͍͈̟̻̺̃̄ͥ̊ͬ̉̽̕͘ͅͅȦ̸̝̖͓͔̪̻͖́ͣ̀͊̂͊́ ̦̳̠̤̖͔̺͎̥̘̬T̴̴̢̠̪̯̥̦̫̘̭͖̺̻ͥ̐͆ͫ̅̒̑̍̚͜͞U͋͊̋ ́͘҉̸҉̩͔̮̦̲͙̯͖̞̣̙̤̘̝͙ͅL͊ͮ̈́̀ͯͣͣ̄̐̾͑͌̔ͪ͌̓̅̚͜ ̥̟͕̝̩͚͇̮̤̘̬͈̩̹̲̀͠͡͞Ä̷̢̮̭ͣ̊̆ͯ̓̒̃͊ͮ͗͐͛̏̚͜͜ ̱̭͖̰ͅT̐̌̓ͧ͛ͭ̾̄҉҉̬̠̝̺͕̫̟̩Ȉ̅ͣͦͣ̐̋͌̄ͬ̎ͧͭͯ͌̚ ̴̴̲̳̰̖͔̖̞̗̞͎́̽͘O̸̸̞̩̥̝̞ͦͪ͊͊ͧ̍̏̒̉̑̓̕͝N̉ͫͨ̂ ̸̷̛̏ͣͫͦ҉̧͈̮̟͖̩̥̹̗̳͇̞͔͚̤̜̱̗̦͚Sͯͧͪ͆̿̄ͦ̑͒ͨͮ̚ ̶̙̳̳̤̙͉̲̯̺̹̠͔̠̥ͣ̊͆̿ͫ̾̕͟
>> [_] Anon 2533873 >># is he just dirty?
>> [_] Anon 2533899 >># is this mortal kombatcome to now?
>> [_] Anon 2533905 >># >People seem to think murder is the greatest crime. Personally, I think the worst thing a person can do is to give life to a creature that will spend its life in constant pain. so much this
>> [_] Anon 2533928 >># but anon everyone knows that in this pussyfied society the greatest crime is rape.



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