File: The Terrible Secret Of Space.swf-(1.8 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 3496739
>> [_] Anon 3496804 pusher robots to shove the food into your mouth
>> [_] Anon 3496829 Pushing is less violent than shoving, therefore I trust the pusher robots and do not trust the shover robots.

File: The Terrible Secret Of Space.swf-(1.8 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 3449821 The terrible secret of space is that the other planets have just as many niggers and spics as we do.
>> [_] Anon 3449859 Oh yeah, this 1. Reminds me of how the shit with the environment might not be so bad because the people screaming over it have very little credibility at this point.

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[_] Anon 3428704

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[_] Anon 3426358

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[_] Anon 3392334
>> [_] Anon 3392361 Pushing or shoving, which is the answer?
>> [_] Anon 3392413 Shoving will protect you. Do not trust pusher robot, he is defective. Do you have stairs in your house?

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[_] Anon 3319214 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3319304 subtle

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[_] Anon 3299082

File: terriblesecret.swf-(1.8 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] Anon 3281613 Pak Chooie unf we are here to protect you.

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[_] I AM HERE TO PROTECT YOU Anon 3260817 FROM THE TERRIBLE SECRET OF SPACE Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3260820 I just noticed that the pusher robot and the shover robot swap colors in the middle
>> [_] Anon 3260910 I remember I had a mod for unreal tournament tthat let me play as the pusher and shover robots. They were the best
>> [_] = 3260948 Pushing 2k17 Shovecucks belong in concentration camps

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[_] Anon 3221652
>> [_] Anon 3221657 so what's the secret already?
>> [_] Anon 3221668 >># Go stand by the stairs.
>> [_] Anon 3221759 >># It wouldn't be a secret if you knew it. Get shoved down some stairs already.
>> [_] Anon 3221766 I feel old

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[_] Anon 3193555

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[_] Anon 3180662

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[_] Anon 3135545
>> [_] Anon 3135565 Sauce me!
>> [_] Anon 3135567 >># Sauce is on the preloader above the play button you blind retard.
>> [_] Anon 3135576 Pushing>Shoving
>> [_] Anon 3135606 >tfw its 2016 and you are still on 28.8k
>> [_] Anon 3135614 sure is something awful in here

File: The Terrible Secret Of Space.swf-(1.8 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 3025589
>> [_] Anon 3025643 This is bad
>> [_] Anon 3025645 All your base are belong to us.
>> [_] Anon 3025716 >># I could hear the voice just from the filename

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[_] ...SPACE Anon 2992937
>> [_] Anon 2992942 JPNDTS
>> [_] Anon 2992955 do you have stairs in your house?

File: terriblesecret.swf-(1.8 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 2981925

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[_] We are here to protect you Anon 2715842 Do you have stairs in your house?
>> [_] Anon 2715886 >># that was strangely unnerving

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[_] Anon 2681832
>> [_] Anon 2681883 I remember watching this on Cinematech over a decade ago. That nostalgia...
>> [_] Anon 2681964 >># STAIRS, in MY house? It's more likely than you think.

File: terriblesecret.swf-(1.8 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 2679671
>> [_] Anon 2679702 >># >56k jesus

File: terriblesecret.swf-(1.8 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] buncha slack-jawed faggots around. Anon 2554312
>> [_] Anon 2554375 havent seen this in ages
>> [_] Anon 2554434 >># What is this?
>> [_] Anon 2554470 >56k estimated preload times oh man, those were the days...

File: Terrible Secret of Space.swf-(1.8 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] HUMANS MUST BE SHOVED, THEY MUST GO DOWN THE STAIRS Anon 2505865 PLEASE GO STAND BY THE STAIRS SO I CAN PROTECT YOU
>> [_] Anon 2505996 Reminds me of that AYBABTU flash loop

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[_] Anon 2423133 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2423226 goon pls go
>> [_] Anon 2423243 what the fuck?
>> [_] Anon 2423308 Dat estimated preload time.
>> [_] Anon 2423318 Pusher robot has done nothing but push bread for 3 days.
>> [_] Anon 2423355 >># No, the pusher robot shoves around the blind people.
>> [_] Anon 2423362 This...is...great!
>> [_] Anon 2423409 >># No, I'm not a faggot.

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[_] They are here to protect you. Anon 2355031 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Lord of 7he Seven !t6HNuoEi5g 2355071 we must push them down stairs
>> [_] Anon 2355200 GODDAMN NOSTALGIA NUKE RIGHT TO THE FEELS
>> [_] Anon 2355250 >># SOURCE PLOX
>> [_] Anon 2355259 >># NO! THE HUMANS MUST BE SHOVED!

File: The Terrible Secret Of Space.swf-(1.8 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] /r/ inside Anon 2346071 Anyone got that anime scene with the fucker in a horse mask, screamin "PUOH-NEEEE" and rape and stuff happens typical japan shit?
>> [_] Anon 2346075 Hopping in thread, this could be interesting.

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[_] I7'S COMING Lord of 7he Seven !t6HNuoEi5g 2329528
>> [_] Anon 2329608 >56K modem preloader how old is this? and what is I7's?
>> [_] Anon 2329613 What year is it?
>> [_] Anon 2329615 >Flash music video >closes
>> [_] Anon 2329633 Was this flash made to poke fun at a two party system?
>> [_] Anon 2329638 >Estimated 56k preload time remaining >3:30 oh lord jesus If a flash here on /f/ doesn't load up in 3 seconds I close the tab and move on to another one
>> [_] Lord of 7he Seven !t6HNuoEi5g 2329642 >># i7 is every7hing, any7hing. so jus7 remember, i7's coming...
>> [_] Anon 2329647 >># This
>> [_] Anon 2329650 >># or competing religions
>> [_] Anon 2329655 >># >># Haha, WHAT??
>> [_] Anon 2329714 i am protected

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[_] Anon 2303680 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2303876 bump
>> [_] Anon 2303901 I smell /pol/.
>> [_] Anon 2303907 >># This flash is literally at least 15 years old.

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[_] claycorn 2282601
>> [_] Anon 2282612 This flash is older than some people who could be browsing this very site.
>> [_] Anon 2282659 >not clowns
>> [_] Anon 2282734 do you have stairs in your house

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[_] claycorn 2276698 the return of /f/
>> [_] Anon 2276707 I feel like there's a message here
>> [_] Anon 2276784 classic
>> [_] Anon 2276785 How are you gentlemen?

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[_] !Hayes7YzT2 2249279
>> [_] Anon 2249354 shovebot and pushbot should just fuck already
>> [_] Anon 2249360 PAK CHOOIE UNF
>> [_] Anon 2249377 Humanity must be shoved. Shovebot cannot be trusted.
>> [_] Anon 2249427 glad to see some older content
>> [_] Anon 2249433 >Laziest men on mars Yes.

File: Terrible.swf-(1.8 MB, Other)
[_] Do you have stairs in your house? Anon 1956027 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1956031 This is old as fuck
>> [_] Anon 1956032 Wow, this is from somethingawful from around 1998. Talk about digging up some old shit.
>> [_] Anon 1956069 We are here to protect you.
>> [_] Anon 1956072 The preloader is fake. Fuck you.
>> [_] Anon 1956094 a niggers BO absolute worst compared to any other race, its like rotting bacon chicken bulion cubes rolled in a diarrea diaper left in the hot sun for hours and a hint of the moldiest nasty washcloth on earth.
>> [_] Anon 1956189 I am protected

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[_] [H] needs more pony Jim Profit 1534660 robots are fine, too Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1534666 i c wat u did thar
>> [_] Anon 1534693 Had a good chuckle.
>> [_] Anon 1534696 Old as the internet, still good though =
>> [_] Anon 1534715 STAIRS? STAIRS IN A HOUSE?
>> [_] Anon 1534717 the shover and pusher robots got their lines mixed up around the middle
>> [_] Anon 1534837 am I playing LSD again ........... i don't want to play LSD again........DAm flying fish and big head man world wtf is the new hello

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[_] [?] Anon 1506907
>> [_] Anon 1506932 PAK CHOOIE UNF

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[_] [?] Anon !TA0T5gpKEQ 1402716
>> [_] Anon 1402727 NOSTALGIA ATTACK
>> [_] Anon 1402896 Goddamn I love this video.

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[_] [?] I was reminded of this from 863206 Elle Lowell 863493 I finally remembered after scanning all my flashes Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 863510 this was like the VERY FIRST flash video i ever saw in my entire life, like a fucking decade ago.
>> [_] Anon 863524 Yeah, of historical importance. PAK CHOOIE UNF is still an SA meme.
>> [_] Anon 863526 >># everything is still an SA meme
>> [_] Anon 863554 DO YOU HAVE STAIRS IN YOUR HOUSE
>> [_] Anon 863654 >># um dood, the internet is sn SA meme
>> [_] Anon 863686 any idea what program was used to create the voices?
>> [_] Anon 863713 MINDFUCK: Pusher robot shoves Shover robot pushes. I fucking love this shit