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[_] [?] Anonymous 02/19/09(Thu)13:50 No.901132
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/09(Thu)13:50 No.901133
wtf
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/09(Thu)13:52 No.901134
I lol'd
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/09(Thu)14:00 No.901142
facepalm.jpg
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/09(Thu)14:12 No.901150
Christian logic is an oxymoron
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/09(Thu)14:14 No.901155
well i for one am convinced. brb, converting to christianity
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/09(Thu)14:20 No.901162
WELL SHIT...AND HERE I WAS BASING MY ENTIRE LIFE ON THE IDEA THAT THERE'S LIFE IN PENUT BUTTER,
BUT THOSE CHRISTIANS ARE JUST TOO DAMN SMART.
PACK IT IN SCIENTISTS, IT'S ALL OVER. WE'VE BEEN FOUND OUT. LET THE CHRISTIANS HANDLE THE WORLD.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/09(Thu)14:22 No.901164
BACTERIA YOU DUMB FUCKS
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/09(Thu)14:34 No.901167
Also, large difference between the energy when pastuerized vs the energy from a lightning
strike... Why the fuck am I even bothering.....
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/09(Thu)14:36 No.901169
Not to go on a huge christian-bashing spree or anything... but honestly, christians, you CAN see
where the bouts of RAGE comes from, right?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/09(Thu)14:42 No.901171
peanut butter in a jar = primordial soup struck by lightning.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/09(Thu)15:10 No.901194
>>901171
Yes. and you would totally be able to just look at the PB and tell that there is new life.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/09(Thu)15:18 No.901199
Analysis, Mr. Spock.
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/09(Thu)15:22 No.901203
Leave peanut butter for thousands of years and you will get a new life form. Why don't you try
this experiment first, creationists, huh?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/09(Thu)15:27 No.901209
Hey buddy, guess what? thoes micro organisims you see, like mold? thats new life right there idiot
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/09(Thu)15:28 No.901211
>>901209
Uh, please, don't think that I support his argument, but he's saying that mold is a life from
outside of a jar...
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/09(Thu)15:43 No.901226
JESUS PEANUT BUTTER CHRIST
MAYBE IF I STICK MY PENIS IN THE PEANUT BUTTER, I WILL CREATE NEW LIFE.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/09(Thu)15:46 No.901231
>>901226
LETS DO IT TOGETHER, SWEET ANONYMOUS!
>> [_] Druqs !7WVrmDruqs 02/19/09(Thu)15:48 No.901232
Christians: Trollin themselves and you for thousands of years.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/09(Thu)15:50 No.901236
irl troll
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/09(Thu)15:59 No.901241
everybody knows that all matter begins as peanut butter
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/09(Thu)16:11 No.901248
Evolution doesn't say how life started. It says that life changes to adapt to it's environment.
Anyone who raises and breed any kind of animal, or anyone that works with medicine should know
this.
>> [_] Druqs !7WVrmDruqs 02/19/09(Thu)16:59 No.901280
Where is the original video. I must buy this for the lulz.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/09(Thu)16:59 No.901283
Holy fucking shit that argument made total sense to me, I mean, if you think about it, he's
right. You DON'T see new life in peanut butter because, oh fuck I can't do this with a straight
face. IT'S FUCKING PEANUT BUTTER!
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/09(Thu)17:17 No.901294
So the Christfags have finally disproved spontaneous generation. Maybe in a couple hundred years
they can move on the Lamarckism.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/09(Thu)17:35 No.901304
Im really having a lot of trouble not FUCKING RAGING HERE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
>> [_] Oblivion W. Guns !rHhmqKbuP2 02/19/09(Thu)17:38 No.901310
Zounds, a topic on religion discussed by the most -rational- board on 4chan, /f/!
SURELY THIS WON'T BE A WASTE OF TIME!
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/09(Thu)18:02 No.901337
dammit i used to love eating peanut butter entirely on the basis i could be consuming a new
life...thanks for ruining another thing i love...bastards
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/09(Thu)18:19 No.901360
(real science = mind blowing sorcery)
this shit ain't peanut butter:
http://www.siu.edu/~protocell/
http://www.siu.edu/~protocell/photos.htm
http://www.daviddarling.info/encyclopedia/P/protocell.html
http://protocells.lanl.gov/
http://exploringorigins.org/protocells.html
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/09(Thu)18:23 No.901367
you have five cookies. jeff takes six of your cookies. holy fuck that's impossible! math is
disproven!
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/09(Thu)18:26 No.901370
>>901367
and who are you arguing against
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/09(Thu)19:22 No.901429
I was really hoping there'd be a hood inside the peanut butter jar.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/09(Thu)19:28 No.901441
HAY! You got your god in my penut butter
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/09(Thu)19:33 No.901444
Ambiogenesis =/= Evolution
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/09(Thu)19:40 No.901451
holy fuck, here i was wasting my life hoping i would find a new kitten when i opened a jar.
