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This is resource D7XJGUY, a Archived Thread.
Discovered:1/11 -2008 15:15:55

Ended:2/11 -2008 05:45:49

Checked:6/11 -2008 09:54:50

Original location: http://cgi.4chan.org/f/res/843008.html
Recognized format: Yes, thread post count is 18.
Discovered flash files: 1





File :[mcdonaldempire.swf] - (1.37 MB)
[_] [G] Anonymous 11/01/08(Sat)09:06 No.843008

  >>842912

Marked for deletion (old).

>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/08(Sat)09:19 No.843012

     intriugng

>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/08(Sat)10:00 No.843022

     argh
     cows don't grow fast enough

>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/08(Sat)10:05 No.843023

     how do I winned game?

>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/08(Sat)10:07 No.843025

     you sir are amazing

>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/08(Sat)10:19 No.843029

     Need help on how not to fail

>> [_] sagehero 11/01/08(Sat)10:52 No.843032

     guide incoming

>> [_] sage 11/01/08(Sat)11:09 No.843035

     Shit to do:

     -Farm area

     You start with 8 pastures. Put 4 at max capacity with cows and leave 4 fallow (empty). When
     the 4 with cows start to become barren switch the fields so the cows are on the fertile
     fields. While the cows are sitting around the fields will regenerate. Don't bribe the
     government or demolish the village, people will hate you and you'll lose too many customers.
     Only demolish the forest if you absolutely must. If you lose reputation because of your
     actions here be sure to go to the business screen and activate the appropriate ad campaign to
     counter that, or you will lose customers. (The proper one is environmentalists for the
     fields/forests and anti-globalism for the city/village. You may need to corrupt a politician,
     corrupt a climatologist, or run the McDonalds for the 3rd World ad campaign.)

>> [_] sage 11/01/08(Sat)11:09 No.843036

     -Cows

     Use hormones, but not industrial waste or animal flour. Hormones will make the cows grow fast
     without putting them at too much risk for becoming diseased. Monitor this screen well and burn
     whatever diseased cows you can. (If you REALLY need the food you can slip one by, but you have
     to make up for it by paying for advertisements.) When your scores in this area get low be sure
     to go to the ad campaign and turn on the proper ads in order to keep your scores high, or you
     will lose customers. If your Customer's Associations score gets low, you may have to corrupt a
     health officer to get it back on track (this goes down due to sick cows). You will always have
     problems with the Obesity Association, because your food is McShit, so corrupt a Nutritionist
     as necessary.

>> [_] sage 11/01/08(Sat)11:12 No.843037

     -Store

     Start off with 1 guy in the production line and nobody on register. Have him make some backup
     hamburgers - shoot for 100 - so that should there be a lull in production you can still keep
     sales going. Then hire 1 cashier. Once the first line fills up, get a 2nd cashier and meal
     guy. Do the same when the second line fills up. Use your advertising to fill your store -
     McDisney's is the most powerful but it's very expensive. Turn it on to fill your store and
     then turn it off to conserve money. If a worker is acting up you might want to fire him - not
     that you care if he spits in the food, but the animation wastes time where he could be making
     more food. Try giving out a medal first to see if they improve. If you do fire one, make sure
     to turn on Corrupt a Politician to get your score with the labor unions back. Don't fire too
     many people at once or your PR will dip and you will lose customers. Fire them one at a time,
     keeping your union score high.

>> [_] sagehero 11/01/08(Sat)11:14 No.843039

     That's all there is to it really. Following this guide still bankrupt me eventually, but I
     lasted quite a long while before that happened. Not sure if it's possible to actually last
     indefinitely - not that you want to, as there's no real victory point in the game, just like a
     real corporation.

     good luck dudes.

>> [_] sagehero 11/01/08(Sat)11:16 No.843040

     >>843035
     I actually messed up here; you don't want 4 fallow and 4 with cows. I totally forgot to put
     grain into the guide.

     Amendment to this part:

     You want 3 fields full of cows, and 3 fields full of grain. You also want some fallow field
     for later. You CAN demolish a rainforest square to get 3 cows / 3 grain / 3 fallow if you
     like. Sure make sure to turn on the right ad campaign to cover your ass, so when your store
     opens people don't boycott your shit.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/08(Sat)13:55 No.843082

     i'm in May 2027. My slaughterhouse won't stop making meat even though there's only one cow.
     I have more patties than I can make sandwiches with, more sandwiches than I can sell, and more
     money than I can spend on advertising. Oh, and only the Obesity movement is upset, but my
     bribes are holding them at bay; everyone else is deluded.

     I think I broke it.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/08(Sat)19:39 No.843212

     Fucking board of directors. Steady growth just isn't enough for them, is it?

>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/08(Sat)19:47 No.843214

     what do you do when the cistern is full? :[

>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/08(Sat)20:05 No.843221

     made it to January 2033.

     scary. :[

>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/08(Sat)21:42 No.843249

     >>843221
     don't do anything and you can keep it forever
     (no expense no profit)

>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/08(Sat)22:00 No.843253

     Request 34 of the marketing girl!



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