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[_] [G] [O][O][D] [L][U][C][K] Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)23:43 No.

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>> [_] Anonymous 11/11/08(Tue)00:25 No.

     this game is hard. :<

>> [_] Anonymous 11/11/08(Tue)00:49 No.

     Too hard. Unless you just can't win?

     Oligarchy is similar but about oil but the game play goes easier so it pulls it off better.

     Hax mcdonaldempire

>> [_] Anonymous 11/11/08(Tue)02:24 No.

     I cannot balance the soy fields to cow ratio. Empty at the slaughter house. It blows.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/11/08(Tue)02:57 No.

     Guide incoming shortly. Gotta refresh myself with the game before I type it out. No you cannot
     win, and it might even be impossible to last indefinitely, but you can at least not die right
     away.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/11/08(Tue)03:11 No.

     Step by step guide to get you started:
     -Pause the game to get set up. We are going to go pretty far into debt to start off, but don't
     panic, because we'll make it all back quickly.
     -Buy four plots of cattle. Make each plot contain 3 cattle. Buy three plots of grain. You'll
     need to rotate the grain and the cattle when the cattle begin to over-graze. Don't fuck with
     the rainforest, the village, or the government. It'll cost you money in the long run.
     -Go to the stables. Add hormones to the food. Always leave this on.
     -Go to the store. Hire two employees. One makes food, one sells it.
     -Go to corporate. Turn on the McDisney's ad.
     -You will pretty quickly fill up your first line. Hire a second maker-seller team.
     -Just as you run out of food, your first batch of cows should go to slaughter. Try to kill any
     sick cows before they are eaten. If you miss some, no biggie, it will just cost you a little
     money in advertising (corrupt health official) to make up for it.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/11/08(Tue)03:14 No.

     -By now you should be back into positive money. You may have to corrupt a nutritionist to keep
     the obesity association happy. No big deal, you can afford it.
     -You will start to stockpile extra food as you get more of the meat from the cows in. Feel
     free to add the third maker/seller combo.
     -From here on out you're on cruise control. There are only two things you really need to worry
     about for the rest of the game. First, you need to keep all the associations happy by
     monitoring their statuses and corrupting the proper officials when necessary. Second, you need
     to rotate the cows into the fallow plots so that you will maintain good land for cattle
     grazing. If you can keep juggling those two your store will stay packed and sales will stay
     constant, and your profits will continue to rise.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/11/08(Tue)10:37 No.

     HOW DO I GET COWS INTO THE SLAUGHTER HOUSE?!

>> [_] Anonymous 11/11/08(Tue)10:51 No.

     >>846825
     >>846824

     One thing I've noticed is to space out when you make a plot of land into a cattle grazing
     zone. Add one every other month until you run out of land (don't kill the rain forest).

>> [_] Anonymous 11/11/08(Tue)17:16 No.

     I go broke every time I try to rotate crops.