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[_] [?] The Atheist's worst nightmare... peanut butter Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)23:01 No.882910
>> [_] Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)23:04 No.882915
OMG MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE. The Creationists where right all along!
brb church
>> [_] Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)23:12 No.882922
WE CAME FROM PEANUT BUTTER!!!!
>> [_] Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)23:27 No.882932
if evoluiton existed we wouldn't have the food industry! we would all starve!
>> [_] Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)23:32 No.882935
MAKES PERFECT SENSE!!!
>> [_] Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)23:37 No.882938
Because peanut butter is the churning heat and carbon chaos of the earth's primordial oceans.
Also, not talking about evolution. Spontaneous generation of life =/= natural selection.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)23:38 No.882939
The funny thing is that the first take of that peanut butter bit they did the seal had come loose
in shipping and he opened it up to a fat ass piece of mold.
Lawl.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)23:40 No.882941
pwned lol
I believe that the mixture of god and evolution took place in the creation of the planet. God
made specific elements to interact so we are made. Easy. Simple. Proven scientific fact mixed
with historic fact =D
>> [_] Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)23:42 No.882942
everyone knows life started when some guy named god went back in time and spagged in the
primodial ooze
>> [_] Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)23:44 No.882943
>>882938
Agreed. Also, where's the electricity?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)23:47 No.882946
So by this logic, we should never be able to turn inorganic matter into living matter in a
controlled and sanitized environment (without a breach). Which, reliably, we have done for quite
awhile now.
I'm sorry, now I'm just feeding the silliness, I'll stop and just let you guys troll up /f/.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)23:54 No.882947
EVOLUTION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY
>> [_] Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)23:56 No.882948
something tells me that isn't a real engineer, hmmm
>> [_] Anonymous 01/27/09(Tue)00:03 No.882955
Creationism. The world's best trolls.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/27/09(Tue)00:09 No.882963
Brb going to kill myself. This just dropped my IQ to low to live...
>> [_] Anonymous 01/27/09(Tue)00:10 No.882965
It surprises me that so many people have no understanding whatsoever of Evolution. People also
make the mistake of confusing Evolution and Abiogenesis.
Put simply, Evolution explains the diversity of life, not the origin of life.
Also, macro and micro Evolution are the same damn thing. The only people that make a distinction
are creationist retards.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/27/09(Tue)00:12 No.882967
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMh0IusHwMA
>> [_] Anonymous 01/27/09(Tue)00:16 No.882972
>>882967
LOL I was waiting for that to happen.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/27/09(Tue)00:23 No.882976
Yes. Stupid people with access to television broadcasting are an atheist's worst nightmare.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/27/09(Tue)00:27 No.882982
>>882941
This is a stupid argument. This is like saying, the mysterious actions of which cause thine apple
to falleth to thee ground is Satan. It neither contradict thy church, nor history, Satan being
the fallen angel, and encouraging others to fall to the depths of hell with him. Easy. Simple.
Hail thee do well archaic English speak, I hath named gravity, a force which causes the earth to
be round, the moon to orbit the earth, and thine apple falleth to thee ground.
Well then good sir, my prediction was still accurate, a little red goat man in the bowels of thy
earth hath made it fall, becauseth my definition of Satan relies on the definition that he is the
force of which causes things to fall, therefore gravity is satan and satan is gravity, even
though it conflicts with my pre defined notions of who satan is.
You can not define god as creator of the universe. God according to religions did create the
universe, but this is not what defines him.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/27/09(Tue)00:35 No.882985
>>882982
I like potatoes
>> [_] Anonymous 01/27/09(Tue)00:36 No.882986
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>> [_] Anonymous 01/27/09(Tue)00:38 No.882988
Nobody cares what any of you think
SPOILER: Christians get laid more often
>> [_] Anonymous 01/27/09(Tue)00:42 No.882991
Spoiler: New life does arise in the peanut butter.
That's why there's all these salmonella outbreaks.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/27/09(Tue)00:56 No.882996
Abiogenesis is not evolution.
I am laughing.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/27/09(Tue)00:59 No.882998
LIFE IS IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE OF PEANUT BUTTER HOLY SHIT
>> [_] Anonymous 01/27/09(Tue)00:59 No.883000
Dinosaurs where did there bones come from!?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/27/09(Tue)01:17 No.883009
God does not exist in the way christians think.
We evolved from microorganisms a long fucking time ago, christfags.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/27/09(Tue)01:50 No.883032
>>883000
Placed underground by satan. God uses them as trials to test our faith. I can't even begin to
believe how far all of you have fallen from the lord. May JESUS CHRIST the ONE TRUE GOD have
mercy on you all.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/27/09(Tue)01:54 No.883036
>>882988
I lol'd.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/27/09(Tue)02:04 No.883043
>>882988
christians also have 15 kids per household because of no birth control
>> [_] Anonymous 01/27/09(Tue)02:10 No.883048
Oh my fucking god. DUMB CHRIST FAGS RUINING MY PEANUT BUTTER!!!
>> [_] Anonymous 01/27/09(Tue)02:16 No.883055
>>882991
bacteria and viruses, etc aren't living creatures in definition.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/27/09(Tue)02:20 No.883057
>>883032
brb going to kill myself
>> [_] Anonymous 01/27/09(Tue)02:28 No.883062
>>883055
>bacteria
>not living
Bahahaha.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/27/09(Tue)02:41 No.883071
>>883055
Lol, bacteria = living
viruses are considered to not be living.
Do some research
>> [_] Anonymous 01/27/09(Tue)02:45 No.883074
Engineers are the definitive source on how to create life!
