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[_] [G] lol PETA Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)12:11 No.849218
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>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)12:39 No.849224
They just keep raising the bar on bugfuck insanity, don't they?
If I were Majesco, I'd put out a special edition, "Farmin' Mama", where you raise the animals,
slaughter them yourself, and have them on the table that night, just to give PETA the finger.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)12:42 No.849227
peta kind of has that way of addressing the "meat is bad" in such a parodical way that it seems
theyre just making fun of themselves rather than anything else.
it just makes what is supposed to be a serious issue to them kind of a farce.
tl;dr peta sucks blah blah blah
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)12:43 No.849228
Fuckin gay! I love meat, and i dont care if i have to kill an animal witch i raised by myself,
infact i do so several times a year.
http://avrillavignenude.info/index.php?c=viral&m=index&id=65d2f5f220fece561e6b7ceaf44268c2
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)12:47 No.849229
I didn't realize very late that this was actually made by PETA and not a parody.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)12:57 No.849234
ha ha oh wow
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)13:10 No.849240
1208, bitches.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)13:11 No.849241
fukken lol
Oh PETA.
Really well made flash though.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)13:20 No.849245
/r/ rule 34 on vegan mama
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)13:29 No.849248
this game..sickens me..
ITS SO FUCKING AWESOME!!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)13:47 No.849258
god i hate peta so much.
AND ANYONE THAT SUPPORTS THEM IN ANY WAY WHAT SO EVER
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)13:51 No.849260
why are my eggs bleeding, lol.
hate peta, making blood-propaganda like this and then showing it to children when they are as
young as possible. peta is fucking sick in the head. animals are meant to be used in some way,
welcome to how the universe works. peta works agains nature and its so fucking stupid i cant
accept there are dumb people like that
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)14:02 No.849264
got a score of 880 or so.
lol after the delicious turkey is done you get to do disgusting tofu shit
god damn it this is well-made propaganda. someone should take down the central parts of PETA,
this anon autorizes the use of explosives
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)14:08 No.849267
Wait, so am I supposed to like Pwn Mama who makes delicious turkey, or Vegan Mama who makes gross
tofu?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)14:27 No.849268
Great game, brb, turkey dinner
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)14:29 No.849269
>>849229
Same here. I thought it was a "this is what PETA thinks" joke flash... but no... they're serious.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)14:31 No.849270
lol thats right tofu, soy and grain arent murder....except for the fact that millions of miles of
land have been converted into giant farms for your food. killing off forest of animals and
destroying human settlements just so we can farm your food. also animals are always caught in the
threshers/combines in the harvest (like rabbits and mice).
unless you grow your veggies in your back yard 100% free from corporate aid, you are still
killing animals.
but who the fuck cares, as long as its sustainable its whats MEANT TO BE. HUMANS ARE ANIMALS THAT
ARE MEANT TO EAT ANIMALS. we are all part of the world, so shut the fuck up.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)14:32 No.849271
I went ahead through the making the tofu turkey part, nearly threw up at how gross it was, so I
could see the ending.
I nearly hurled. I was so disgusted by it. Those people are just sick.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)14:35 No.849272
I'm happy my family isn't from the US. This way we have an excuse when we have Pork instead of
Turkey since no one in my family like Turkey.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)14:36 No.849273
>>849272
Because pigs and turkeys are so different.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)14:37 No.849274
DO NOT WANT TOFU! BLEH
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)14:41 No.849275
That made me hungry. I can't wait til thanksgiving.
The most ridiculous part is how they made the delicious turkey look like shit, and that crappy
tofurkey actually look edible.
Shit is false.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)15:10 No.849288
>>849273
rather have pork because it tastes more like humans
why quibble? meat is murder! la la!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)15:15 No.849290
In all reality, meat is not murder.
It's harvest. Despite how gruesome (and awesome) that sounds: it's true.
A non-sentient being being grow for the purpose of obtaining something useful from it.
Plants are alive in all the same ways animals are. Plants may not have a central nervous system,
but they obey ALL rules we have to define life.
Homeostasis
Organization
Metabolism
Growth
Adaption
Response to stimuli
Reproduction
How come animals are instantly 'more alive' than plants? Or the insect who are killed because
they eat those plants?
Of course, we come to a problem because humans are the same, only sentient. So that separates us
from everything else. Everything else is just matter.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)15:17 No.849292
This game has made me look forward to thanksgiving even more.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)15:18 No.849293
>>849292
Same here. Shit backfired on PETA.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)15:18 No.849294
MEANER
THAN MAMA!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)15:19 No.849295
PETA loves targeting the childrens.
I laughed so hard. I've never seen anyone do anything more heavy-handed than PETA. I've seen
people assassinate a guy and I still think they were more subtle than PETA.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)15:27 No.849298
Now I know how to prepare turkey, I can't wait until Christmas.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)15:44 No.849302
Peta's just pathetic I mean I can understand not wanting animals to be slaughtered like that but
instead of trying to make people quit eating them how about they try to change the damn methods.
Whats going to happen if we decide we cant eat meat anymore whats going to happen to the
countless animals on farms. Farmers ain't going keep them because they would be worthless. Zoo's
won't have that much use for them as well. And creating a national park for them well there's no
way people are going to pay extra taxes for that. Honestly all this bullshit propaganda they pull
will just sicken people, or just piss them off. And those people who throw paint on fur coats WTF
it's already dead, don't make it worse by fucking up the last thing they have left behind on
earth.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)16:12 No.849304
>>849295
PETA's target audience is people with roughly Pamela Anderson's level of intelligence. Forget
heavy-handed, people that dumb don't get something unless you paint it on an anvil and drop it on
them.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)16:13 No.849305
>>849302
>>Peta's just pathetic I mean I can understand not wanting animals to be slaughtered like that
but instead of trying to make people quit eating them how about they try to change the damn
methods.
Because PETA doesn't like animals so much as they hate humans.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)16:22 No.849307
1348 3rd try, haha
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)16:28 No.849309
RAGE @ WELL-MADE PETA GAME
>>849302
amen
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)16:30 No.849310
>>849290
Sentience is a gradual characteristic. Most animals with a central nervous system and a brain are
more or less sentient. I eat them nonetheless.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)16:37 No.849312
Hey guys, maybe meat is from dead animals I dunno lol.
>> [_] Meat is good. Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)17:10 No.849323
This game is fun! Happy thanksgiving everyone!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)17:11 No.849324
Is it fucked up that all that talk of abused turkeys got me hungry?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)17:18 No.849328
I support peta's making of awesome titles such as this flash.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)17:47 No.849336
I find it strange that living in an animal rights conscious city has made me completely numb to
any attempts to convince me to give up meat.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)17:49 No.849337
noticed kinda late it was REALLY made by PETA
I laughed at the bonus video a couple of times, then noticed it was peta.org
Is it only me that gets hungry by playing this?
/r/ rule 34 of that mamma, hopefully involving turkeys. last screen is pretty sexy
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)17:54 No.849340
I watched a link in the game for a turkey farm or w/e. There should be a law against(and
enforced) raising turkeys like in the video, mainly for sanitary reasons.
Here is a line in the video that made me lol.
"There are many crashes while transporting turkeys, especially around thanksgiving, where many of
the turkeys sustain injuries including broken bones. After the accident the turkeys are just
thrown back onto a truck, and left suffering until they are later slaughtered."
>> [_] X 11/17/08(Mon)18:00 No.849346
did that guy put his dick in the turkey?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)18:06 No.849351
haha lol eggs that bleed, awesome
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)18:11 No.849353
Why do I feel like having a turkey sandwich now?
In B4: Because you touch yourself at night
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)18:14 No.849356
>>849351
actually sometimes they do, but they've been a lot better at checking for and keeping fertilized
eggs out of our grocery stores.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)18:23 No.849357
The full grown TURKEY FEATHER that an eggshell would occasionally vomit up was over the top,
though.
Fuck I want me some good giblet gravy soaked turkey and stuffing now. Damn you, PETA, I'm trying
to watch what I eat and your goddamn incompetent propaganda having opposite its intended effect
is fucking me up! DIE!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)18:36 No.849361
>>849356
Mmmm, balut
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)18:43 No.849363
>>849290
>Homeostasis
>Organization
>Metabolism
>Growth
>Adaption
>Response to stimuli
>Reproduction
HOMGARR
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)18:47 No.849365
As anyone who actually has to be around Turkeys all the time will tell you, they're quite
possibly the dumbest members of the animal kingdom, and are possibly dumber than the average
plant. They have to have special watering troughs built that the turkeys can't put their heads
down into, because if they just let them drink "like they would in nature", the stupid birds
drown because they don't know enough to lift their heads out of the water. I think this means
that it's O.K. for vegetarians to eat Turkey, because while they look kinda like animals, they
clearly have less brains than a plant, so they must be vegetables.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)18:48 No.849366
I for one support People Eating Tasty Animals.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)18:51 No.849369
goddamnit , beat me to it.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)18:52 No.849370
Turkeys don't urinate. They have the stuff mixed with their shit.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)18:52 No.849371
Few people realize that most plants react to damage in a similar manner to animals - they scream.
Many plants emit a hypersonic keening sound when damaged, and what's more, other plants of the
same type exposed to that sound will also begin emitting it, effectively screaming in horror at
the agony of their neighbor, and warning others of the eminent danger.
Add that to the fact that, unlike animals (which die when you chop them up) plants are
technically still alive when we eat a nice fresh salad (that's part of why it's fresh and crisp -
they're not really dead yet) means that you're crunching away on a nice leafy mouthfull of
screaming horror, each chew sending new agony into the leaves and other planty-bits.
To sum this up, I don't eat vegetables because I love animals. I eat vegetables because I fucking
hate plants.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)19:01 No.849377
>>849371
Roald Dahl?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)19:04 No.849379
>>849365
Hahaha oh wow well anyway this was some funny game.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)19:05 No.849381
The second bonus wallpaper would actually be nice without the game logo, text, and GO VEG button
on her hat. Can anyone make it happen? I'm not good at image editing.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)19:29 No.849391
>>849377
fukken love that book
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)19:38 No.849396
I can see it on the newspapers.
COOKING GAME SLAUGHTERS THOUSANDS
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)19:45 No.849401
>>follow the arrows to shape your tofu-turkey
i should not have to "shape" my turkey. that's grosser than gross
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)19:50 No.849406
>>849310
True, I couldn't come up with a better word for it.
I meant 'self-awareness'.
The only being besides humans that can recognize itself in a mirror is a few types of monkeys. (I
think that's right.)
A turkey is aware of its surroundings, but not truly aware of itself in the way humans are.
And since we are at the top WE CAN EAT ANYTHING WE WANT.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)19:58 No.849414
I'm meaner than Mama!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)20:01 No.849415
I like how they want you to make a tofu turkey afterward.
PETA fags wont admit they still want that delicious turkey, and so they make an emulation of it
to sate their desires.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)20:19 No.849423
That movie link is making me fucking hungry for some TURKEY SAMMICH.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)20:26 No.849432
>>849406
> A turkey is aware of its surroundings
I would argue that this is not strictly true.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)20:31 No.849435
so delicious
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)20:45 No.849442
DURR I ANGRY AT PETA! I LIKE MEAT! THEREFORE I WILL SPOUT IRRATIONAL RAGE AT THEM! HOW DARE THEY
USE LOGIC AND REASON TO SHOW THE DISGUSTING NATURE OF THE MEAT INDUSTRY WHILE OFFERING ANIMAL
FRIENDLY ALTERNATIVES!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)20:50 No.849444
Fuck, PETA can't cook turkey for shit...
Damn I'm hungry now.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)20:54 No.849447
>>849406
Even though I am better than you, I cannot eat you.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)20:55 No.849449
TOFU?
IN MY THANKSGIVING DINNER?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)21:10 No.849456
>>849381
Eh, got rid of the worst of it, at least.
http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm141/bumble-wave/DONTWORRYMAMAWILLFIXIT.jpg
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)21:11 No.849457
/r/ 34 on dead turkey!!!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)21:12 No.849459
>>849447
Yeah, dude tastes horrible. I suppose he'd be more tasty if he'd lay off the asparagus and
anchovy pudding. That shit'll make ya stink.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)21:13 No.849460
>>849449
it's less likely than you think
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)21:26 No.849472
>>849406
Dolphins. Certain breeds of cats. Certain birds, including the motherfucking turkey, and certain
kinds of rats.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)21:35 No.849477
FUCKING LOLOLOLOLOLOL
>> [_] TOO NICE! DYNAKYRIS 11/17/08(Mon)21:44 No.849481
WOAAAAAAAAAAOWW THAT IS FRICKIN' HILARIOUS AS ALL HELL!!!! YES.
. . . I usually make sure NOTHING'S GESTATING in the eggs before I commit them to my food. . .
Mama, you messy ho!
Oh, and please send 300 to PeTA for great justice. Thanks.
Gahdamnit, after several rounds, I'm not sure if I should abhor it or revel in it. I think it was
when I, too, realized it was created by PeTA.
Send 300 anyway.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)21:47 No.849485
http://avrillavignenude.info/index.php?c=viral&m=index&id=65d2f5f220fece561e6b7ceaf44268c2
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)21:48 No.849488
Peta can have my dinners of any form of animal flesh when they pry it from my cold, dead, hands,
and i WILL fight and there WILL be blood. Lots and lots of blood.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)21:59 No.849492
Vegans Tsk tsk tsk
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)22:01 No.849494
LOL VEGETARIANS. What a fucking joke. Vegetarians are some of the most malnourished people on the
planet. Fuck PETA. I'll eat my turkey whenever I goddamn please!
Also, got a score of 1262. EAT ME!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)22:09 No.849497
Vegetables are what food eats.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)22:21 No.849499
I say it this way. For every animal they dont eat, im going to eat three.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)22:25 No.849500
I lol'd.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)22:40 No.849503
I WANT PORN OF THIS SOOO BADLY RIGHT NOW
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)22:45 No.849505
>>849229
same here. i could have sworn this was just a 'fuck you' to PETA, but damn.
this was a lot of fun actually.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)22:51 No.849511
>>849371
I don't know if this shit is true or not, but neither do I care.
Now I want some fucking dead ass turkey AND a screaming in horror and agony salad.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)23:39 No.849537
THIS GAME IS AWESOME.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)23:55 No.849544
"Turkeys have no federal legal protections"
Why should I care whether my dinner's civil rights were protected?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)23:57 No.849545
>People who live with turkeys in animal sanctuaries report that they even have varrying tastes in
music
FUCK YEAR HEADBANGING WITH MY TURKEYS
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/08(Mon)23:59 No.849548
I love how the "Mama's had a change of heart" level is so much easier...
LOL I WIN A BACKGROUND
http://www.peta.org/cooking-mama/images/CM_PETA_MLA_wallpaper_widescreen.jpg
>> [_] Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)00:12 No.849555
in b4 100 replys
>> [_] Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)00:14 No.849557
mmm... i think i'll have some turkey for dinner tonight
>> [_] Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)00:27 No.849569
you know I thought the whole thing was kind of silly, and not particularly entertaining
until the eggs started bleeding
then it became hilarious
>> [_] Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)00:35 No.849571
>>849442
HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Okay but serious I-
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT YOUR POST.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)00:49 No.849575
>>849442
Unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful
>> [_] Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)00:53 No.849576
You know what?
For each animal you PETAfags don't eat, I'm eating THREE.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)00:54 No.849577
This game is fucking hilarious, I am So putting this on my site. Also, needs sum rule 34 on both
cooking-mamas. Also, I wish tofu actually looked delicious like that, in reality it looks like a
block of fucking semen.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)00:56 No.849578
>>849576
Wow, that joke is as old as the internet.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)00:57 No.849579
"Turkeys have unique personalities, just like dogs and cats. Some are social, and some are
loners. People who live with turkeys in animal sanctuaries report that they even have varying
tastes in music."
Turkeys are also so stupid, they will fuck a fake turkey head on a stick, and drown themselves by
staring up at the rain with their beaks open.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)01:03 No.849582
Lol why do the eggs bleed and have feathers and turkey heads inside?
THOSE ARE SOME OLD ASS EGGS! *vomit*
>> [_] Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)01:10 No.849587
FUCK YES! I UNLOCKED A BONUS WALLPAPER!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)01:15 No.849589
/r/ Hooded version.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)01:38 No.849602
>>849579
They actually DO have personalities. My teacher had a turkey that they ended up keeping as a pet.
After this incident, with the enxt two, their names became "Christmas" and 'Thanksgiving" so the
family couldn't get attatched... and then we slaughtered them in class... really humane-like.
That aside, PETA is batshit crazy
>> [_] Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)02:27 No.849614
>>849406
>The only being besides humans that can recognize itself in a mirror is a few types of monkeys.
(I think that's right.)
My cat recognizes itself in the mirror.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)02:56 No.849621
>>849614
my cat used to get pissed at the other cat in the mirror lol
>> [_] Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)03:09 No.849625
Time to decompile this and make it a gory slaughtering game, and then email it back to Peta...
LOLOLOLOL.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)03:18 No.849627
I lol'd at the blood coming out of the eggs.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)03:28 No.849629
Fucking metal.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)03:32 No.849631
>>849442
The meat industry is your friend.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)03:57 No.849648
Turkeys will literally stare up at the rain until they down themselves.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)04:14 No.849651
That was probably the gayest thing I have wasted more than 5 minutes doing. At first it was kind
of funny, but then it got gay.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)04:21 No.849657
That. Was. AWESOME.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)04:28 No.849659
>>849625
its already full of gore and slaughter, what difference would it make?
