File: pandemic2.swf-(4.18 MB, 700x500, Game)
[_] le corona Anon 3430670

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[_] MADAGASCAR IS INFECTED Anon 3422154 WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
>> [_] Anon 3422156 don't fear the reaper
>> [_] Anon 3422173 It's over, Corona-chan wins.
>> [_] Anon 3422236 We're okay. They didn't get Greenland yet, right?

File: pandemic2.swf-(4.18 MB, 700x500, Game)
[_] will covid-19 get Madagascar? Anon 3421582
>> [_] Anon 3421608 >># I fucking couldnt get those bastards, got every other country doe except western europe ans indonesia. Everyone else died
>> [_] Anon 3421653 >>Moving swiftly to contain its spread, Rwanda, Senegal, Madagascar, Mauritius, Morocco and Kenya announced tougher control measures, including bans on public gatherings, halting flights and closing schools and universities. https://www.reuters.com/article/us-healt h-coronavirus-africa/four-more-african-na tions-confirm-coronavirus-new-controls-pu t-in-place-idUSKBN21114U
>> [_] Anon 3421666 >># >Madagascar Every. Fucking. TIME Why are those little fuckers so crafty? Probably has to do with the fact there's only a single port of entry and nobody ever wants to visit.
>> [_] jew faggot 3421672 the only way to win is if you happen to start in madagascar

File: pandemic2.swf-(4.18 MB, 700x500, Game)
[_] Anon 3416641 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3416644 >># can you believe that chinese people eat fried bats on sticks
>> [_] Anon 3416646 >># they eat all kinds of nasty stuff
>> [_] Anon 3416648 >># tutorial and guide buttons do nothing.
>> [_] Anon 3416650 >># there is no skill in this game only RNG
>> [_] Anon 3416671 >># you can buy and sell traits. i keep getting stuck. once borders, airports, and shipyards are closed there is no infecting an island.
>> [_] Anon 3416684 step 1 choose bacteria step 2 sell starter traits step 3 buy all the resistances and get rodent and insect and waterborne step 4 wait step five buy everything
>> [_] Anon 3416685 >># oh almost forgot step 6 RNG
>> [_] Anon 3416689 >># thanks. i actually figured that out on my own. i thought being too aggressive shut down ports, etc. so i did what you suggested. thanks again
>> [_] Anon 3416694 >># yeah, like frog thighs, oh wait that's the french I meant raw fish eggs, no wait that wasn't it either...
>> [_] Anon 3416725 >># *10 yuan have been deposited to your state wallet for this post*
>> [_] Anon 3416733 >># >not playing as corona virus
>> [_] Anon 3416738 Anyone else go to crazymonkey and see that it hasnt updated at all :(
>> [_] Anon 3416744 >start in Madagascar >you can't do shit until a boat leaves with enough people infected.
>> [_] Anon 3416756 >># I wonder if Cool Math Games is still up?
>> [_] Anon 3416762 SHUT
>> [_] Anon 3416771 >># no they eat the entire frog, still living. same with the eggs, they slice open a living fish and go to town.

File: Pandemic2.swf-(4.18 MB, 700x500, Game)
[_] Coronavirus Pandemic2 3415982 Type: Virus Name: Coronavirus Start: China Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3415983 Can't name the damn disease.
>> [_] Pandemic2 3415985 >># I thought you could chose the starting location in this version. It just so happens the first time I played it chose china. I thought I chose it when I clicked china.
>> [_] Anon 3415998 The butterfly effect isn't that a butterfly flapping it's wings causes a tornado in china, it is actualy when a man coughing once in canada causes the ports to close in madagascar
>> [_] Anon 3416008 Type: Virus Name: Turbo Aids Start: Canada
>> [_] Anon 3416018 Fucking madagascar every time
>> [_] Anon 3416023 >get madagacar infected >argentina somehow dodges the bullet anyway not that it mattered because WHY WON'T ANYONE FUCKING DIE
>> [_] Anon 3416047 >># jesus fucking christ I have 0 visibility yet the entire world closed off everything all at once 25 days in what in the fuck is this shit
>> [_] Anon 3416053 SHUT
>> [_] Anon 3416059 IT
>> [_] Anon 3416066 DOWN
>> [_] Anon 3416068 DOWN
>> [_] Anon 3416069 Madagascar can live for all I care, not like they'll do too well without all that foreign aid.
>> [_] Anon 3416071 Disease is famous after 5 minutes with 0 visibility: just as I remember
>> [_] Anon 3416072 >># TO THE OTHER SIDE
>> [_] Anon 3416081 Watch out boys, a parasite known as Socialism is starting to spread in China!
>> [_] Anon 3416082 reminder https://www.who.int/csr/don/27-november- 2017-plague-madagascar/en/
>> [_] Anon 3416091 With the exception of Madagascar, the parasite known as "my dick" wiped out the world population by means of hemorrhaging and insanity. They couldn't handle my dick.

File: pandemic2.swf-(4.18 MB, 700x500, Game)
[_] Anon 3219572

File: pandemic2.swf-(4.18 MB, 700x500, Game)
[_] Anon 2644664
>> [_] Anon 2644706 >># Disease Name: Space Aids
>> [_] Anon 2644729 What do you do once they develop a vaccine? Are you done?
>> [_] Anon 2644733 >># Disease Name: 2D girls
>> [_] Anon 2644736 >># weeaboos takes over the world
>> [_] Anon 2644762 >># once they develop it you have to kill everyone before they completely deploy it, else your disease is eradicated and you lose. development and deployment can be delayed and eventually halted by shutting down hospitals, although greenland is glitched hospital will continue to work even if the entire country is dead. pro tip: if you don't start in madagascar, restart the game.

File: pandemic2.swf-(4.18 MB, 700x500, Game)
[_] #ReplyGate THANKS MODS Anon 2593303
>> [_] Anon 2593352 dunno what happened fuck you madagascar anyways and fuck you moot because madagascar is shit
>> [_] Anon 2593375 ebola

File: pandemic2.swf-(4.18 MB, 700x500, Game)
[_] Thank you, Ebola-chan. Ebola-tan !JDcs9Nakcg 2575550 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2575560 http://i.imgur.com/mXaW8tL.png holy fuck
>> [_] Anon 2575562 MADAGASCARRR!!!
>> [_] Anon 2575578 >># Motherfucking madagascar shutting down before my disease even leaves japan
>> [_] Anon 2575580 >Guy is coughing in Africa >Madagascar shuts down everything Why game, why!
>> [_] Anon 2575593 Ebola-chan is finally able to share her love with the world http://i.imgur.com/pCvRPNr.jpg
>> [_] Anon 2575595 >># >http://i.imgur.com/pCvRPNr.jpg >starting on madagascar
>> [_] Anon 2575597 >># As if I picked it
>> [_] Anon 2575599 Jeez this was better than the mobile game, This hipstered it XD. But damn madagascar everytime...
>> [_] Anon 2575663 I swear to god, Madagascar, I will start as many new games as it takes if it means infecting even one of your residents!
>> [_] Anon 2575676 >># >Finally start on Madagascar Even if you end up being the only infected country, I swear I'll drive all of you insane, but I won't give you the pleasure of death. First I'll spread the disease with nothing but fever until the whole country is infected, then I shall release all hell with the points I've gathered.
>> [_] Anon 2575699 This was my only goal http://i.imgur.com/Eh3kQmq.png
>> [_] Anon 2575702 >># >http://i.imgur.com/mXaW8tL.png the only way to win
>> [_] Anon 2575704 gid gud
>> [_] Anon 2575705 >># >forgot the link http://puu.sh/cqhrs/8e5892b117.jpg
>> [_] Anon 2575721 >># Turns out I managed to infect the entire world. Now that I've infected EVERYONE and the Vaccine didn't help, I shall sell all my symptoms, wait for my evolution points to build up and finally create the disease I was going for. http://i.imgur.com/qkSODzr.jpg

File: EBOLA.swf-(4.18 MB, 700x500, Other)
[_] true story Paul Allen 2493882 I figured out how to do the .swf so here Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2493885 So, to avoid Ebola we all must move to Madagascar?
>> [_] Anon 2493886 Hey fuck you Madagascar.
>> [_] Paul Allen 2493887 >># or greenland
>> [_] Anon 2493889 >># SHUT
>> [_] Anon 2493894 I started in Madagascar could not kill Australia tho (._.)
>> [_] Anon 2493906 >># Just wiped out greenland
>> [_] Paul Allen 2493917 >># sheeeet - also should I put up more games? I figured out how to get them. also links to games youde like to see
>> [_] Anon 2493925 >obamacare and Ferguson in the top scores for today toplel
>> [_] Anon 2494046 Fuck Peru
>> [_] Anon 2494065 >># Yes, do.
>> [_] Anon 2494069 Dat menu music is god tier creepy4me.
>> [_] Anon 2494082 I just had a game where only 1 person survived from Madagascar. toplel
>> [_] Anon 2494089 >># top kek
>> [_] Anon 2494102 >># True fuck u Madagascar
>> [_] Anon 2494105 yfw an entire generation of people hate Madagascar because of some flash game
>> [_] Paul Allen 2494106 >># anything specific ?

File: pandemic2.swf-(4.18 MB, 700x500, Game)
[_] SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING Madagascar Quest II 2449588
>> [_] Madagascar Quest II 2449591 >># http://i.imgur.com/5cJExoQ.png It's happening, neffew!
>> [_] Madagascar Quest II 2449598 >># http://i.imgur.com/hbCrFHb.png IT'S HAPPENING!
>> [_] Anon 2449618 long time since i saw that lemon key face logo
>> [_] Anon 2449620 http://puu.sh/a8uCm/938904c691.jpg :^)
>> [_] Anon 2449626 http://i.imgur.com/PPlJV8V.png GET FUCKED MADAGASCAR
>> [_] Anon 2449641 >># *tips fedora*
>> [_] Anon 2449648 http://puu.sh/a8wkK/f3d800b100.jpg Took me 20 minutes. Get rekt.
>> [_] Anon 2449655 I've been waiting for this, for so long http://imgur.com/G0pIWBc
>> [_] Anon 2449658 >># http://imgur.com/WOg9iK2 FUCK
>> [_] Anon 2449668 >># Id habbend
>> [_] Anon 2449671 http://i.imgur.com/j9FsoZ6.png
>> [_] Anon 2449672 >># >># >2014 >Not Feminism
>> [_] Anon 2449675 >># Good goyim, women don't need to leave the kibbutz.
>> [_] Anon 2449735 >country shuts ports >can never get in and the game is essentially lost This isn't even fun.
>> [_] Anon 2449754 Feminism >starts in U.S. oh ffs
>> [_] Anon 2449810 >># my sides

File: pandemic3.swf-(4.18 MB, 700x500, Game)
[_] Anon 2275058 If you don't know what this is please leave /f/
>> [_] Anon 2275065 That is pandemic 2 not 3. There is no pandemic 3, stop renaming wrong.
>> [_] Anon 2275075 >Pandemic 3 >3 Yeah, I figured it was too good to be true. Faggot.
>> [_] Anon 2275079 >all continents killed >madagascar survives >you failed fuck you
>> [_] Anon 2275108 I remember when the mobile game of this was all the rage mid last year, I even paid 2 dollars for extra features and bought the alien dlc bretty good
>> [_] Anon 2275120 >># Easy fix for that... Restart game until you begin in madagascar. Win! :)
>> [_] Anon 2275139 >># i just started. 1st time. guess where my disease arrived 1st?
>> [_] Anon 2275161 >># Inorite? All diseases henceforth are named "Fuck Madagascar."
>> [_] Anon 2275187 A raging boner has killed the whole world in a year
>> [_] Captain conundrum 2275200 HAHA fuck you madacascar. protip: sell all symptoms, buy transmission methods, buy tier one of resistanes and wait. whole world gets infected without any government reacting in any way.

File: ThePlague.swf-(4.18 MB, 700x500, Game)
[_] GAY GO AWAY Anon 2203409
>> [_] Anon 2203539 U LIAR THIS IS PANDEMIC TWO. FUCK!

File: ThePlague.swf-(4.18 MB, 700x500, Game)
[_] Anon 2148033 I demand MORE GAMES
>> [_] Anon 2148078 FUCK Madagascar closed down its ports. It's all ogre now.
>> [_] Anon 2148101 Fuck'n love this game. thanks OP.
>> [_] Anon 2148121 oh, this isn't "the plague", this is "pandemic II".
>> [_] Anon 2148130 >># WOW. You must know a lot about stuff and things. You have a sharp eye my boy. You're going places in life. You should be a detective!!
>> [_] Anon 2148131 >># fuck you op, stop renaming the files
>> [_] Anon 2148141 >># lel I'm not OP trust me I don't rename flashes. To be truthful I have done it one but that was almost 2 years ago. I always check with swfchan to see if the name is right before I upload. (and I don't post that off often at all.
>> [_] Anon 2148143 >># sorry Im vary drunk
>> [_] Anon 2148145 >># fuck me!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 2148151 >># >># >># Come back when you sober up, anon-kun.
>> [_] Anon 2148160 Plague Inc. is way better. Fuck you, Madagascar and Greenland. Fuck you hard.
>> [_] Anon 2148163 >># dad pls stop
>> [_] Anon 2148166 >># sorry. Do you have all your homework finished?
>> [_] Anon 2148167 >># I'll take that as a no. your getting the belt when I get home.
>> [_] Anon 2148172 >># Yes please, daddy

File: ThePlauge.swf-(4.18 MB, 700x500, Game)
[_] Anon 2128607 No Madagascar for you!
>> [_] Anon 2128621 I LOVE THIS GAME
>> [_] Anon 2128632 I've been sitting here for 20 minutes, waiting for a boat to go to Madagascar with an undeveloped virus, nothing has happened yet.
>> [_] Anon 2128637 if you're renaming files, spell your new name correctly at least
>> [_] Anon 2128658 Melanin first arrived in madagascar.. It infect all of the world. I am okay with this.
>> [_] Anon 2128676 >># That's what I thought, until fucking New Zealand raped me.
>> [_] Anon 2128684 "the plauge"? really op?
>> [_] Anon 2128687 >># "The plauge"? Really, OP? FTFY
>> [_] Anon 2128695 I don't think I was ever capable of doing a full wipe in this game. Even in casual mode I always fuck up somewhere.
>> [_] Anon 2128702 Justin Bieber has infiltrated the world. Two hundred days later, it becomes the most deadly virus in the history of man, with numerous symptoms popping up left and right. The world was left barren.
>> [_] Anon 2128709 Named disease Idiot Syndrome, starts off in the United States.
>> [_] Anon 2128711 This game has nothing resembling of any kind of sense. Disease spreads slow, causes heart failure as soon as possible, kidney failure and hyper sensitivity. After 2 months of that, not a single person has died.
>> [_] Anon 2128720 >># Also, the disease spread like a wild fire.
>> [_] Anon 2128732 FUCKING DAMN IT! I want Pandemic III
>> [_] Anon 2128768 >># Did you get Madagascar?

File: pandemic2.swf-(4.18 MB, 700x500, Game)
[_] Anon 2115269 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2115277 time to get the parasite "4chan" running
>> [_] Anon 2115302 is the strat in this to keep its visibility low while raising its resitability and hope to get lucky with the nigger island?
>> [_] Anon 2115362 >have drug resistance 3 >VACCINE WORKED GAME OVER why even have that in the game
>> [_] Anon 2115363 Motherfucking madagascar. 'nuff said
>> [_] Anon 2115366 I finally did world dommination (FUCK YOU, MADAGASCAR). But now, the only suvivors are some guys in a boat. They can't land as all the ports are closed. And the boat is moving all around the sea forever. Someone should made a movie about that.
>> [_] Anon 2115369 >># name it AIDS, all niggers start with it true story
>> [_] Anon 2115372 >name disease "Homosexuality"
>> [_] Anon 2115388 >"Communism" Get ready for a similar failure.
>> [_] Anon 2115406 >># Nevermind. I managed to infect all countries, but it was cured by the 100th day. >Parasite, Durable, Harmless, Cured
>> [_] Anon 2115418 >># Final result: >Ablaze trait added >All Tier 1-3 Symptoms, plus Encephalitis >6281000222 dead, 46880336 alive >351 days passed
>> [_] Anon 2115442 Meanwhile on Madagascar: "Sir someone in Canada sneezed!!!" President of Madagascar: "SHUT DOWN EVERYTHIIIIIIING!!!!!"
>> [_] Anon 2115489 > Be parasite > Zero visibility and lethality > No symptoms whatsoever > Put all points into resistance and transmission > Disease spreads past starting region > Fucking every single country shuts airports, shipyards, borders and starts handing out masks > Over an invisible disease with no symptoms So much for the 'kill-switch' approach. Last time I checked the world wasn't collectively shitting it's britches over fucking Toxoplasma Gondii
>> [_] Anon 2115500 >># Yeah, this game can be pretty bullshit.

File: pandemic2.swf-(4.18 MB, 700x500, Game)
[_] Anon 2111898 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] TerryMcdingle 2111958 one of my all time favorite flash games
>> [_] Anon 2111974 damn, started in madagascar, but thwarted by cuba and argentina
>> [_] Anon 2111978 >EVERYWHERE >BUT PERU
>> [_] Anon 2111983 beat this game and didnt even start in madagascar yeah faggots, try harder >im loving the main menu tune
>> [_] Anon 2111987 Beat it first try with parasites in new zealand. But it took to long to 'win' but there was no losing possible anymore.
>> [_] Anon 2112041 Why can't they have an auto-lose condition whenever Madagascar closes its shipyards with 0 infections?
>> [_] Anon 2112043 >0 deaths >no symptoms >every country in the world shuts down borders, shipyards, and airports That sounds about right
>> [_] Anon 2112050 >># haha yeah, day 250 i had 0 symptoms but everyone in the world except madagascar infected by day 265 everyone but madagascar was dead
>> [_] Anon 2112059 started in cuba, infected the whole world EXCEPT madagascar and austrailia and their both like "wtf mate?" and everyone but greenland closed everything before symptoms were even implemented lol greenland never closed anything lol
>> [_] Anon 2112060 SUCK MY DICKITIS
>> [_] TerryMcdingle 2112067 >Parasite named Niggers >Start in North Africa >spread to rest of world. >Vaccine failed, cant stop the nigga >Niggers killed everyone
>> [_] Anon 2112074 T-Virus wins again
>> [_] Anon 2112075 >># I lol'd
>> [_] Anon 2112090 1. Play as Virus. 2. Start game. 3. Set game speed to max. 4. Leave tab open for an hour while you do something else. 5. Use your evolution points to buy everything at once. 6. ??? 7. PROFIT

File: pandemic-2.swf-(4.18 MB, Game)
[_] [A] [M] [E] [S] Anon 2000211 Troubleshooting: 1. rightclick and press play. 2. download and run offline. All of these games have worked offline on my computer.
>> [_] Anon 2000236 Thanks for uploading these OP, I have a lot of them but I still might not have seen some. I'd like it if you could put up some strategy maybe like Hex Empire or Dice Wars. Anyway awesome stuff.
>> [_] Anon 2000237 >># Yeah, I'm going in reverse alphabetical order so I'll get to them. Pretty sure I have Hex Empire, maybe Dice Wars. Also got some other strategy stuff that I guarantee you don't have, so just sit tight.
>> [_] Anon 2000247 >># Awesome stuff, getting a bit of nostalgia with some of your flashes too sometimes.
>> [_] Anon 2000283 Motherfucking madagascar
>> [_] Anon 2000289 >># post more games OP, these are good so far >># nigga dice wars is complete luck
>> [_] Anon 2000290 >># dis guy know the drill
>> [_] Anon 2000297 This was never a good game.
>> [_] Anon 2000298 you can't win unless you start in madagaskar
>> [_] Anon 2000300 >># Will do, I'm just waiting for all of the ones I posted to get 404'd so I can post more. >># Then don't play it.
>> [_] Anon 2000334 >># eyup
>> [_] Anon 2000338 Cept I won bitches! took madagascar easily wiped out the whole world from cuba.
>> [_] Anon 2000339 >># Parasite, buff all tolerances but Drug, and purchase Rodent transference. Took 45 minutes of waiting but hey, got Madagascar.

File: pandemic2.swf-(4.18 MB, Game)
[_] It's time. Anon 1808556 Thread on /v/ made me want to upload again. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1808570 freakin Madagascar... only time I've gotten whole world is as a Parasite and I started in Madagascar
>> [_] Anon 1808604 Always love watching the death rates rise quicker when you give the virus a resistant to cold, heat, or moisture
>> [_] Anon 1808610 >Started in Madagascar Easy Modo
>> [_] Anon 1808631 creepy
>> [_] Anon 1808691 Fuck you, Madagascar.
>> [_] Anon 1808697 I find sitting and waiting after buying only level 1 tier upgrades and selling your first started trait is the best choice to spread without causing alot of attention
>> [_] Anon 1808698 >># Don't worry about Madagascar they won't be able to leave their little island paradise as long as your disease is still present in the outside world
>> [_] Anon 1808708 Brilliant
>> [_] notfaggot 1808734 >># This is actually the past; humans died off in every place other than Madagascar, and when the disease lost its host and starved, the population spread anew
>> [_] Anon 1808742 >># Are you sure about that? I've seen the countries closing borders, distributing masks, killing rodents, enforcing curfew, burning bodies, distributing water, closing hospitals, airports and seaports because of an evil disease which makes you cough and sneeze

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[_] [G] Anon 1544757 Fuck you, Madagascar. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1544775 Damnit now I'm wasting hours
>> [_] Anon 1544785 sage for trap
>> [_] Anon 1544794 I beat this once and didn't even think madagascar was a problem. Now i try and the motherfucker gets me every game
>> [_] Anon 1544805 after 3 years... I finally beat this fucking game! Fuck you Madagascar!
>> [_] Anon 1544808 infect madagascar, fuck yeah! americas soon closes all airports and ship yards, fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuu!
>> [_] Anon 1544809 >># 0/10
>> [_] Anon 1544810 Fuck yes I just got Madagascar.
>> [_] Anon 1544812 >># And now that I have that nigger country into my disease-ridden hands, the entire WORLD is now red. They all also have diarrhea, vomiting, sneezing, depression, and dementia. FUCKYEA.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1544824 FUCK Madagascar, FUCK IT. I hope their irl deforestation fucks the country like it did Haiti bunch of fucking pricks, I wish for nothing other than horrible lives for the people of Madagascar.
>> [_] Anon 1544827 >># Realistic my ASS. The government of Madagascar is led by a bunch of idiotic corrupt inempt motherfuckers that wouldn't be able to close a port if their life depended on it. FUCK THEM. If I ever find the guy that made this damn game I'll punch him in the nose.
>> [_] Anon 1544828 Odd. I started in Madagascar
>> [_] Anon 1544829 >># Sickness breaks out, Madagascar closes all Harbors. Problem?
>> [_] Anon 1544831 >># Nope. I picked the Parasite, so I have low visibility to begin with. I also sold off my starting sympton, then bought all the transmissions options, then all resistances to 3. I'm now spreading like a wildfire across Eurasia, after an infected boat landed in South Africa.
>> [_] Anon 1544832 And I've now infected every country on the planet. Time to start making people die.
>> [_] Anon 1544835 day 16. Madargascar is being a bitch -.-
>> [_] Mite B. Cool !!54NmycZgg3M 1544838 I want the Board Game this is based on.
>> [_] Anon 1544846 >Everyone starts sneezing >World shuts down. Wat.
>> [_] Anon 1544847 >Disease begins in Madagascar FFFFFFUCK YES
>> [_] Anon 1544902 SOMEONE PLEASE FUCKING SWIM FROM SOUTH AFRICA TO MADIGASCAR

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[_] [G] Anon 1538715 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1538716 SO WHO'S THE PRESIDENT OF MADAGASCAR NOW, BITCH!?
>> [_] Anon 1538763 I got everyone on Earth killed, yet somehow, the niggers of Madagascar fucking survive. Fuck them and their lemurs.
>> [_] Anon 1538764 >># Madagascar's a piece of shit to get into. "Hey, N'tosa, some guy I know, M'beke, has a cold." "OH FUCK, N'KOKO, SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING!"
>> [_] Anon 1538766 >># Actually, it's more or less: "A man in Russia has a mild cough?! SHUT. EVERYTHING. DOWN." lol
>> [_] Anon 1538872 Believe it or not, starting out in Madagascar is no easier than trying to infect it later. First time I ever started in that place, "The nigroids" managed to infect 20 people before they shut down the ONE FUCKING HARBOR ON THEIR GOD DAMNED ISLAND.

File[pandemic 2.swf] - (4.18 MB)
[_] [G] Anon 1535206 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1535228 Fucking Madagascar, ruining my game again.
>> [_] Anon 1535262 >># Seriously? It's not just me? How the fuck do I get in there?
>> [_] Anon 1535263 Small point of interest. Every shipyard is now closed, but there's still one boat not in a country. It has nowhere to go, so it's been jumping around in circles for about 200 days now.
>> [_] Anon 1535269 >># Every. Single. Game. That boat houses the only survivors of the virus Derpies.
>> [_] Anon 1535276 >># Bitch is a brick wall
>> [_] Anon 1535306 >Start in Madagascar >Fuck Yeah
>> [_] Anon 1535309 >># >Start in Madagascar >Fuck Yeah >Greenland and Japan somehow escape infection How in the fuck?!
>> [_] Anon 1535378 >Start in Russia >Get EVERYONE infected >...except Madagascar. Fuck you, Madagascar, you and your lemurs.
>> [_] Anon 1535383 >># I have two doing this.
>> [_] Anon 1535384 >start in eastern europe >everyone dies, including madagascar >canada and peru are ok
>> [_] Anon 1535421 decrease lethality to zero to avoid detection and increase infectivity. all transmission except water born, save that until you have established colonies everywhere. max out resistances and then go for waterborne. wait until 100% infected until going for lethality.

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[_] [G] Anon 1525756 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1525773 Fucking President Madagascar...
>> [_] Anon 1525804 Hmm... This Kinda makes me want to move to Madagascar, despite the fact that it's filled with rapefolk.
>> [_] Anon 1525869 I love this game. But i can never get Madagascar!
>> [_] Anon 1525870 best way to get madagascar is to reload untill you start in madagascar
>> [_] Anon 1525873 I started in Africa with a virus named HIV The beast spread across the world at will It ruined the world with its relentless bevy Until a man did cough his lungs out in Brazil.
>> [_] Anon 1525876 Perchance it came to the ears of a King Named queerly as President Madagascar Put forth his command "SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING" Alas and forsooth! I was hoping for a massacre.
>> [_] Anon 1525900 Why haven't they come out with a pandemic 3 yet? Also: Fuck Greenland, New Zealand, and Madagascar
>> [_] Anon 1525974 dont make it too commutable and dont infect the water wells right away.

File[pandemic 2.swf] - (4.18 MB)
[_] [G] Lets kill all humanity Anon 1516169 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1516186 i'm lupus
>> [_] Anon 1516192 fuck madagascar
>> [_] Anon 1516199 Ahaahahah yup
>> [_] Anon 1516200 >># this
>> [_] Anon 1516245 Fuck this game. CLEAN: CANADA, Peru, Argentina, EAST EUROPE, Indonesia, JAPAN, New Zealand, and Cuba INFECTED: Brazil, and West Europe Forsaken: EVERYONE Days:112 Time to Vaccine: 477 days
>> [_] Anon 1516247 >># Damn... CLEAN: CANADA, Peru, Argentina, EAST EUROPE, Indonesia, JAPAN, New Zealand, Cuba, Brazil, and West Europe Forsaken: EVERYONE ELCE. Virus killed all infected, though it didn't infect all
>> [_] Anon 1516311 everyone dead 130 days
>> [_] Anon 1516322 Government of Madagascar shuts down shipyards due to prevent infection. ;_;
>> [_] Anon 1516325 Fuck you.
>> [_] RealmBeef !swOBEEFzug 1516356 A MAN IN MEXICO HAS A MILD COUGH?! SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN
>> [_] Anon 1516358 >># oh, spics, you so crazy
>> [_] Anon 1516374 Middle easterner are vomiting?! [TOTAL LOCKDOWN INITIATED]
>> [_] Anon 1516379 >># SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
>> [_] Anon 1516383 [realistic mode] NEW ZEALAND DEALING WITH WIDESPREAD FLOODING NEW ZEALAND GETS HIT BY EARTHQUAKE AND AFTERSHOCKS NEW ZEALAND DEALING WITH WIDESPREAD DROUGHTS
>> [_] Anon 1516385 >># It's funny because that should've been Japan.
>> [_] Anon 1516387 >># It's funny because that's where the disease started

File[pandemic 2.swf] - (4.18 MB)
[_] [G] Anon 1514250
>> [_] Anon 1514254 inb4 WAAH MADAGASCAR SO HARD DX
>> [_] Anon 1514255 Maniggarcochil is the name of my disease. It's a parasite which is firstly in Russia
>> [_] Anon 1514257 >># >># It is believed that before the parasite developed any notable systems that it was spread through Rodents, Insects, water and the air. Scientists say that the disease was completely undetectable at this time.
>> [_] Anon 1514261 >># The disease finally spread the China first, and then Eastern Europe. It seemed that the disease was determined to spread everywhere.
>> [_] Anon 1514265 >># It then hit the Middle East, then Greenland, Cuba, the US, Indonesia, Brazil, New Zealand, North Africa, South Africa, India, Australia, Canada, Mexico. Governments panic throughout the world. Even though the bug had no symptoms it has been spotted! Schools are closed, water supplies are shut down, hospitals close. The world panics, the countries where the disease had not spread closes their borders, not allowing ANYONE in. (I lost ;-;)
>> [_] Anon 1514278 Shit, I've infected everyone in the world, but I can't kill anybody :(
>> [_] Anon 1514279 >># Scratch that, just got enough to purchase vomiting, so now they're dropping like flies.
>> [_] Anon 1514283 >># My fatherland of Greenland was the last country to do a damn thing, including close their hospitals. Hell, every other country was pretty much completely shut down before they though, "hey, there might be a problem." But now my disease rampages throughout the world with no hope for a vaccine.
>> [_] Anon 1514287 Silly game. Martial law, hospitals closed, world in panic..... no symptoms, no deaths, no reason to worry......
>> [_] Anon 1514289 >># And they all have fallen to my virus. In order of their extermination: Greenland New Zealand Canada Cuba Madagascar (FUCK YOU) Argentina Australia South Africa Peru United States Russia Brazil Mexico East Europe Japan West Europe Indonesia Middle East China India North Africa Starting in Greenland was actually really nice. It wasn't long until just about every plane out carried an infected person.
>> [_] Anon 1514331 Madagascar is shit because theres only a habor.. and no fucking ship docks there ever..
>> [_] Anon 1514414 SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
>> [_] Anon 1514415 >mfw I blind most of the world
>> [_] Anon 1514416 >># I gave the world a cold and they shut everything the fuck down. Seriously, what the hell?

File[pandemic-2.swf] - (4.18 MB)
[_] [G] SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING. Anon 1367857 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1367866 Common cold? MADAGASCAR HAS CLOSED ALL PORTS.
>> [_] Anon 1367887 Be a fucking parasite, sell first symptom and get all the fucking resistances. Once you infect everywhere, buy the symptoms.
>> [_] Anon 1367889 >># somehow you get detected faster the more resistances you have. yeah, be a parasite and get rid of symptoms first. Then, I'm pretty sure buying up to level 2 heat resistance, then level 2 drug resistance serves you pretty well. I've had some good luck buying the rat transmission vector pretty early. after that, get your resistances all up to 2, no more no less. It might be better to take drug all the way to 4, but I'm not sure yet. after that, just wait. don't start adding symptoms until you've got madagascar and argentina.
>> [_] Anon 1367893 one person in greenland is still alive and they haven't closed hospitals yet.
>> [_] Anon 1367895 MADAGASCAR COMPLETELY DEVOID OF LIFE. Thank fucking god.
>> [_] Anon 1367896 http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index? qid=20080801062023AAXYDv4 That's how you DELETE FUCKING EVERYONE
>> [_] Anon 1367900 >># YOURS IS THE VIRUS THAT PIERCES THE ACTIONSCRIPT
>> [_] Anon 1367902 >># I bet that hospital owner wonders why all his employees are dropping dead, or is a sentient robot.
>> [_] Anon 1367903 No fucking way! I STARTED on Madagascar! http://imm.io/1fEv
>> [_] Anon 1367905 >># get moist res 2 and waterbourne. FUCKING FAST NIGGER GO
>> [_] Anon 1367907 I made a black death once on this game. You know. like the one that hit England 400 years ago? It did really well and killed every-fucking-one. Except Madagascar. The fuckers.
>> [_] Anon 1367908 >># It's rats that travel by boat.. get that.
>> [_] Anon 1367912 some how I've managed to infect every single country... with zero deaths...
>> [_] Anon 1367914 >># Symptoms. Add moar of them.
>> [_] Anon 1367915 >># Just did. Skipped to Tier III and the shit hit the fan...
>> [_] Anon 1367917 >># I can imagine Earth's population all going HNNNNNNG at exactly the same time.
>> [_] Anon 1367918 >># oddly enough the only symptoms I have going are Ataxia and Depression. Apparently they're all killing themselves off from boredom.
>> [_] Anon 1367919 >># I love doing that - infect the whole planet (or most of it anyways) without any symptoms... then just out of nowhere add something like necrosis. Suddenly, leprosy... leprosy everywhere!
>> [_] Anon 1367926 >># I do this with insanity. Retards, as far as the eye can see!
>> [_] Anon 1367943 >Parasite with fast spreading without any symptoms. >Then suddenly: insanity, dementia & depression at the same time. >Watch the world suicide
>> [_] XxpepitoxX 1367949 I Started Out With Madagascar Infected
>> [_] Anon 1367984 Approximate days to vaccine completion: infinity Healty population: 0 Any suggestion to kill them?
>> [_] Anon 1367989 sell off initial symptom. get heat 1, water 2. as the points become available, buy the vectors starting with rat then water. infect the world, then buy more symptoms. don't use drug resistance until the world starts working on a vaccine, then get all 4 at once (greatly increases the time and decreases potency of vaccine). madagascar's always been a wildcard with me, hit or miss no matter what strategy.
>> [_] Anon 1367992 >># fever.<<
>> [_] Anon 1367993 >># isn't enough, any other symptom?
>> [_] Anon 1367996 How many people picked AIDS as their name?
>> [_] Anon 1367999 1) Pick Virus. 2) Start in Canada, New Zealand, Cuba, Greenland, or Madagascar. If you do not get there restart. 3) Sell starting symptoms, if any, and buy sneezing (unless it is what you started with, just keep it). 4) Buy 1-1-1-0 resistances but no transmissions (they trigger closures). 5) Once three countries are infected, sell sneezing to get rid of visibility. 6) Wait until all countries are infected. If Madagascar closes its shipyards or is not infected in 30 days, restart. 7) Buy all four-drug resistances, sneezing, coughing, and vomiting. 8)After a few days, unlock tiers 2-3; keeping whatever symptoms it gives you. 9) Buy fever, fatigue, diarrhea, pulmonary edema, and hypersensitivity. 10) Wait until everyone dies. Keep this comment alive.
>> [_] Anon 1368009 >># I'm trying to kill the world with Faggotry.
>> [_] Anon 1368018 >># I just released my Retard Spores! :D
>> [_] Anon 1368028 >Sell all symptoms >Buy all resistances and methods of transmission >Put game on fastest speed >Infect entire world while buying your way to Tier 4 Symptoms >Wait until you have enough points to buy all five Tier 4 symptoms at once >WATCH EVERYBODY DIE INSTANTLY
>> [_] Anon 1368032 Quick! Everyone move to Madagascar!
>> [_] Anon 1368048 max drug resistance makes cure not work. And the disease invulnerable.
>> [_] Anon 1368064 >># Not 100% of the time, I had them cure a tier-4 drug resistant -and- mutatious virus after a single failure.
>> [_] Anon 1368077 Started out on madagascar. 1 resistance, 4 med, Fever, Parasite, Rodent. 7 countries infected, madagascar has just began to limit everything. Should I buy anything to raise infectious or will I still be able to infect everyone else now that they are beginning to do shit?
>> [_] Anon 1368078 Fuck yea, started in Madagascar.
>> [_] Anon 1368079 >Start in Madagascar >Wake up parents.
>> [_] Anon 1368081 >># lol
>> [_] Anon 1368089 SON OF A BITCH MADAGASCAR! Never can infect the damn place.
>> [_] Anon 1368093 >># did this.so fucking funny
>> [_] Anon 1368117 >infect the whole world >buy diarrhea >buy blindness >number one cause of death is suicide fucking troll tier disease

File[pandemic 2.swf] - (4.18 MB)
[_] [G] Anon 1217145 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1217157 unaging classic
>> [_] Anon 1217170 MADAGASKAAAA
>> [_] Haru-chan !jX235bW6Ro 1217213 Man I feel like an asshole killing millions of humans on this game....it's fun though. :\
>> [_] Anon 1217226 niggers always die first
>> [_] Anon 1217237 If world war three starts im moving to Madagascar
>> [_] Anon 1217248 >># It certainly attracts less nuclear attention than, say, Japan.
>> [_] Anon 1217250 Fucking Madagascar...
>> [_] Anon 1217251 SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
>> [_] Anon 1217261 whts this
>> [_] Anon 1217267 http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/shut-down- everything-madagascar-pandemic-2
>> [_] Anon 1217269 takes forever wtf man i get like 1 point a min
>> [_] Anon 1217271 >># parasite?
>> [_] Anon 1217276 >># bacteria :(
>> [_] Anon 1217282 wheres pandemic 3?

File[pandemic3.swf] - (4.18 MB)
[_] [G] Pandemic 3 Anon 1157558 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1157559 someone is coughing in madagascar
>> [_] Anon 1157564 that's pandemic II there, buddy.
>> [_] Anon 1157567 FUCKING MADAGASCAR
>> [_] Anon 1157568 Yeah, this is number 2, thanks for getting my hopes up. And PROTIP: It's often easiest if you START in Madagascar...
>> [_] Anon 1157571 Everyone is almost infected... except Brazil and New Zeland
>> [_] Anon 1157572 trolling was probable Pandemic 3 (if not the first)
>> [_] Anon 1157574 So, I was going to play a quick game. Accidentally clicked realistic, whatever no problem. Got a virus, named it moot. And hey, guess where I start? I can't go to sleep until the entire world is dead or infected, because I just got motherfucking Madagascar. TL;DR- Fuck yeah, Madagascar!
>> [_] Anon 1157598 >># SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
>> [_] Anon 1157609 I have never infected or started with Madagascar after having played plenty of days, ever. This game sucks
>> [_] Anon 1157615 Is there a hacked version of this bullshit? I want every symptom
>> [_] Anon 1157617 greenland has given me equil trouble to madagascar
>> [_] Anon 1157623 >># >># In my last try, I got Madagascar and Greenland, but Japan closed down everything. WTF? Also, how do they notice the disease exists when it has 0 visibility, 0 symptoms and kills no one?
>> [_] Anon 1157630 just beat it... did nothing but bump parasite with insects/rats early then slowly got all resists and air/water... then suddenly all at once infected everybody... had 2... then all of them. lol
>> [_] Anon 1157631 >Start game >Realistic Mode >Name the virus 'Niggers' >Get North Africa as starting region >Spread the shit to the rest of the world >Almost recapitulating the real spread of Niggers and the Human cancer.
>> [_] ~~ !rXUHEibmO2 1157638 fuck you, madagascar.
>> [_] Anon 1157660 MADAGASCAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also fuck you greenland
>> [_] Anon 1157691 Fuck yes, killed everyone on earth with Spiny Anal Vine.
>> [_] Hillb'lyeh 1157693 Get this Disease - Slime Girls (parasite) Full drug immunity, waterborne. Symptoms - Sweating, fever, fatigue, later on hemmorhaging and hypotonia. Japan unaffected. wut
>> [_] Anon 1157737 HUMANITY OVERCOME Mankind's numbers have declined. Your disease has manged to exterminate humans off the face of the earth. I have become Death, the destroyer of worlds...
>> [_] Anon 1157932 madagascar pisses me off
>> [_] Anon 1157938 Yeah... ... ...I have...destroyed worlds... ... ...I...have...created worlds... http://brianandrew.files.wordpress.com/2 008/10/lulu-is-dead-04.jpg
>> [_] The Dark Vulture !S2uviewuQE 1158013 >># wtf?
>> [_] Anon 1158033 96837 Everyone Dead Woot!
>> [_] Anon 1158034 I GOT CHINA!
>> [_] Anon 1158146 alright this is how I did it on realistic >New Zealand >Rodents and Insects >Drugs lv. 4 before any other resistance >lv. 3 to other resistances >Lethality >FUCK YOU MADAGASCAR WHO'S THE BOSS NOW?

File :[pandemic-2.swf] - (4.18 MB)
[_] [G] Oh lawdy I got teh swine flu Anon 1003449
>> [_] Anon 1003472 Fuckin' seriously. Is there a key to Madagascar? I remember I got it once last year, but I didn't realize it until I checked on it and it was complete. Seriously, what the fuck? Is there a strategy or what?
>> [_] D !.dYQz4bpEM 1003498 >># Use parasite, sell any starting symptoms you have, and only upgrade resistances until Madagasgar gets infected.
>> [_] Anon 1003503 >># Thanks buddy!
>> [_] Anon 1003534 Madagascan Ball Rot is triumphant!
>> [_] Anon 1003612 LULZ killed the world with the Dave Parasite.
>> [_] Anon 1003643 >># FUCK YOU
>> [_] Anon 1003668 >># or you could always get REAL lucky and start there.

File :[pandemic2.swf] - (4.18 MB)
[_] [G] Anon 971352 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 971366 SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 971381 Fucking MADAGASCAR
>> [_] Anon 971405 slave: president someone in mexico is coughing! president madagascar: SHUT DOW EVERYTHING -.-
>> [_] Anon 971411 This game doesn't take into account that rodents and insects can still cross closed borders Also if my disease is "waterborne" then it could still reach Madagascar
>> [_] Anon 971415 >># Everytime someone tells this joke they fuck up on Down. Every single time. Why?
>> [_] Anon 971416 >># Waterborne doesn't mean sea water. Salt water is one of the worlds most natural purifiers. No virus could survive in sea water at all. =\ gb2skool.
>> [_] Anon 971422 >># Even if a virus couldn't, a parasite definitely could. gb2suckingurboyfriendscock
>> [_] Anon 971428 Whoever named themselves "Swine Flu" has the highest score of this year.
>> [_] Anon 971460 >># Actually, most parasites couldn't survive in salt water either. Bacteria definitely could, but 9/10 parasites would have a hard time surviving in fresh water, let alone salt water. gb2beingasilentidiot
>> [_] Anon 971461 >># He's just butthurt cause he sucks at the game.
>> [_] Anon 971470 >># Basically, yes he is. Poor guy.
>> [_] Anon 971471 >># That guy sucks just like the SARS guy did a few years ago. Stupid asshole infected china as quick as he could and alerted the rest of the world.
>> [_] Anon 971476 AIDS is just Hypersensitivity with drug resistance level 4, isn't it? Where the fuck is the STD option (pardon the pun)?
>> [_] Anon 971511 Damn Madagascar not being infected, I lost because of them..
>> [_] Anon 971515 Name: Super AIDS Origin: North Africa Disease type: Virus Infected: MADAGASCAR AND BEYOND I FUCKING WON
>> [_] win Anon 971516 1. Be a parasite 2. Sell your symptons 3. Wait till you have enough points and buy all transmissions and all resistances to level 1 4. Wait till your everywhere 5. Kill them all with strong symptons If they start developing the vaccine, buy drug resistance up to level 4.
>> [_] Anon 971547 can we get a hack for this?

File :[pandemic2.swf] - (4.18 MB)
[_] [G] in light of the swine flu i give you this Anon 965770 btw madagascar has already closed its ports so not much luck going to live there Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Louise Françoise de la Baume le Blanc de la Vallière !!Bzaov8/XKWn 965773 >Swine flu BAM LOOK AT THAT BACON SIZZLE
>> [_] Anon 965774 Reposted repost of a repost :( I can link people to the hacked version if anyone wants it.
>> [_] Anon 965791 Fucking sombrero-niggers! They ruin everything!
>> [_] Anon 965800 Haha. This game was actually one of the first things I thought of when I heard the hype about swine flu.
>> [_] Anon 965810 >># Fuck yes, please do.
>> [_] Anon 965843 >># The fucking site has turned gay and makes you register now. http://www.arcadeprehacks.com/register/o utofplays.html Just make a fake email address and shit, and its on this website. Enjoy, Anon.
>> [_] Anon 965875 >># Well if it isn't the millionth person to post this game after the swine flu outbreak!
>> [_] Anon 965878 I played it twice... The first time I infected every country but madagascar and japan by day 15, and in the infected countries, 100% where infected. Time till cure, 1700 days.... All resistances maxed, symptoms where Vomiting nausia and that brain swelling thing... it was airborn, waterborn, insect, and rodent carried. All but japan and madagasgar had pop 0 in under 280 days. My second time, infected 70% of the global population, and killed 100% of that by day 30... Symptoms: Vomiting, Fever, Necrosis, Insanity, (brain swelling), sores, Liver failure... eastern and western europe died at the same time on day 28.... I actually managed to make 28 days later!
>> [_] Renton 965882 I can't stop playing :D
>> [_] Anon 965898 I HATE Peru and Madagascar!
>> [_] Anon 965938 >># who doesnt?
>> [_] Anon 965940 >># requires email confirmation - so... no
>> [_] Anon 965971 >># http://www.arcadeprehacks.com/swf/pandem ic 2 hacked.swf
>> [_] Anon 965978 >># Just start a new game until you get to start from madagascar
>> [_] Anon 965979 Isn't it like only 20 people have caught it?
>> [_] Anon 965981 first game: only madagasgar did survive

File :[DAMNIT MADAGASCAR.swf] - (4.18 MB)
[_] [G] THE LAST TIME, MADAGASCAR Anon 944740 JESUS CHRIST Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 944786 Goddamn Madagascar and Cuba evaded Headcrabs
>> [_] ITSUKI-CHAN IS MAI WAIFU !XKpQqKPc16 944802 FUCKIN A' MADAGASCAR STOP THAT SHIT
>> [_] Anon 944804 HOLY FUCK I STARTED IN MADAGASCAR
>> [_] Anon 944818 /r hacked version, unlimited points at start
>> [_] Anon 944825 Lawl. I had a feeling it was this because of Madagascar being always gay.
>> [_] Grammar Nazi 944829 FUCKING WAPANESE!!! THEY ALWAYS FUCKING BEAT ME!!! MADAGASCAR IS EASY AND LAME!
>> [_] Anon 944851 SHUT
>> [_] Anon 944852 DOWN
>> [_] Anon 944853 EVERYTHING!!!
>> [_] Anon 944856 >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># samefag
>> [_] Anon 944860 >>#
>> [_] Anon 944862 >># Actually, no. Seriously though, anyone know if there's a hacked version?
>> [_] Anon 944864 >># Woops. >># Dumbfag. If you're going to say someone's a samefag, get your shit right.
>> [_] Anon 944867 >># The cheat is to make a parasite, call it "Obama" have it cause fever, dehydration and diarrhea. INSTANT MADAGASCAR!
>> [_] Anon 944869 I HAD THE WHOLE WORLD THEN FFFFFUUUUUUUU-- I HATE MADAGASCAR!!!!
>> [_] Anon 944874 HOLY SHIT! >># is right! It fucking works!
>> [_] Anon 944875 >># Niiiice.
>> [_] Anon 944876 >># YESSS!!! Thank you so much, 1000 internets for you!
>> [_] Anon 944881 >># >># >># >># samefag with obviously fake cheat
>> [_] Anon 944883 I have never beaten this game. Never.
>> [_] Anon 944886 I've beaten it twice, out of the hundreds of attempts.
>> [_] Anon 944887 Easy game is easy. Parasite, all resistances first, save up points, evolve all symptoms and infections simultaneously. Everyone dies. Think "trojan"
>> [_] Anon 944890 >># ^ Obsessed and paranoid
>> [_] Anon 944894 >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># samefag
>> [_] Anon 944901 >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># ^ samefag!
>> [_] Anon 944903 >># >># Newfag. Period.
>> [_] Anon 944905 FUCKING MADAGASCAR!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY WONT YOU ACCEPT THE COAL TRAIN VIRUS!!!!
>> [_] Anon 944908 >># Make it a Mantrain and maybe it'll work.
>> [_] Anon 944909 Madagascar is the last living cell in the rotting corpse called Earth.
>> [_] Anon 944912 >># goes down on >># while >># sniffs >># rectum as >># tries to suck the snot out of OP's nose
>> [_] Anon 944913 how the fuck did I know what this was going to be before I even opened it? furthermore you guys are pussies. I always manage to get Madagascar... right before I lose.
>> [_] Anon 944914 >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># c-c-c-combo breaker!
>> [_] Anon 944918 ive actually gotten madagascar AFTER they closed down everything but greenland survived
>> [_] Anon 944923 >># samefag
>> [_] Anon 944926 >># Sounds like another newfag.
>> [_] Anon 944932 My parasite, UROBOROS has achieved complete global saturation.
>> [_] Anon 944939 >># I always do this, and it did not work.
>> [_] Anon 944946 FUCKIN UNITED STATESSSS
>> [_] Ren 944947 DISEASE SPOTTED IN MADAGASCAR! Fuck yeah!
>> [_] Anon 944955 >># Your MOM has achieved complete global saturation.
>> [_] Anon 944961 AHA I BEAT THIS THE OTHER DAY!!! FAGGOTS!!!
>> [_] Anon 944964 >># I... wait what?
>> [_] Anon 944972 >># what the fuck??
>> [_] Anon 944977 >># >># newfag
>> [_] Anon 944983 >># Holy shit a witch
>> [_] Anon 944987 the NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER parasite has failed D:
>> [_] Anon 945005 >># Wonder why

File :[pandemic-2.swf] - (4.18 MB)
[_] [G] /r/ moar vidya gaemz Anon 897113 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 897184 Everytime I start out in Madagascar, Japan decides to SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING. Fucking niggers.
>> [_] Anon 897194 So it's up to Madagascar and New Zealand to repopulate the world. Fuck.
>> [_] Anon 897212 always madagascar
>> [_] Anon 897221 SHUT O_O DOWN o_o EVERYTHING -__-
>> [_] Anon 897222 To ensure a one-shot world killer, just research Moisture Resistance 2, Waterborne, and sell all Visibility increasing traits. Once it spreads to every country, get Heart Failure. Nothing they can do.
>> [_] Anon 897251 fuck madagascar
>> [_] Anon 897252 NOTHING GOES INTO MADAGASCAR!!!
>> [_] Anon 897264 how can something that does absolutely nothing, affects less than a hundred people in the entire wold, and has zero visibility cause the entire world to panic and stop any and all traffic between regions
>> [_] Anon 897309 >># PRESIDENT MADAGASCAR IS ON THE CASE A MAN IN BRAZIL IS COUGHING "SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING."
>> [_] Anon 897322 Somehow my virus caused a hurricane. Nifty.

File :[pandemic-2.swf] - (4.18 MB)
[_] [G] DEATH OR GLORY Anon 891487 FUCK YOU MADAGASCAR, FUCK YOU SIDEWAYS! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 891498 FUCK YEAH I LOVE THIS GAME
>> [_] Anon 891509 Wow man, Monkey games surpassed themselves this time! although this is pandemic 3, I already got another 2 lol. Lots of improvements in this game, I can finally be a parasite!
>> [_] Anon 891517 SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
>> [_] Anon 891520 >># FUCK YOU, MADAGASCAR!
>> [_] Anon 891521 http://www.mackanzoor.com/images/comics/ !/shutdown.jpg/
>> [_] Anon 891522 long time since i saw this epic game
>> [_] Anon 891523 FUCK YOU MADAGASCAR.
>> [_] Jewtube Anon 891524 I STARTED IN MADAGASCAR AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE WEST HEMISPHERE
>> [_] Anon 891525 Fucking madagascar shut the port down but I got the infection everywhere else
>> [_] Anon 891557 President of Madagascar, someone coughed in Brazil!! >SHUT. >DOWN. >EVERYTHING
>> [_] Anon 891562 can't be bothered to watch the tutorial first time I didn't put in a disease name, and didn't get any symptoms for free, but got resistance second time I named my disease an encephalitis, and I now have symptoms like nausea, dementia and ataxia for free, which fit is there a connection, or is it just 'cause I bought vomiting?
>> [_] Anon 891579 WHAT THE HELL FUCKERS MY DISEASE DOESN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING WHY IS PUBLIC HEALTH CONCERNED ENOUGH TO SHUT DOWN ALL TRANSPORT
>> [_] Anon 891588 Doctors would notice if 300 million people became infected with the same virus, even if it didn't do anything. (I've worked in a blood lab before, we find all kinds of shit) To win : Sell all attributes. Get lvl 1 resistances. (Except drug, and don't get anything of lvl 2). Pray you get Madagascar. Infect everywhere. After there are no more clean regions, get as many deadly attributes as you can as fast as you can. (You need to shut the hospitals down ASAP) ???? Profit. If done right your disease can unlock unique attributes. (Like Apocalypse) I've heard there was a zombie one too.
>> [_] Anon 891597 Holy Shyt the water is infected, CLOSE THE PORTS! -Madagascar
>> [_] Anon 891599 >># But would you find a virus that doesn't cause even a fever? Since it doesn't cause a fever it probably also won't cause a leukocytosis. won't show on a regular microscope either. A doctor would have to be really clever.
>> [_] Anon 891600 Cheats? <3
>> [_] Anon 891609 i'm playing as aids... they closed the pools...
>> [_] Anon 891617 I started in Madagascar, lawl
>> [_] Anon 891619 FUCK YEAH!!! http://img7.imageshack.us/my.php?image=4 chanpg4.png
>> [_] Anon 891624 Alive Population: 6327886515 Dead Population: 0 Infected in East Europe: 15 Infected in World: 15 Lethality: 0 Infectivity: 0 Visibility: 0 OH NO NOT AN UNDETECTABLE, HARMLESS DISEASE THAT ONLY AFFECTS LESS THAN 1 THOUSANDTH OF 1 PERCENT OF THE WORLD'S POPULATION TIME TO STOP THE TRAINS AND BUSES PERMANENTLY POSSIBLY SET THEM ON FIRE Also for some reason my parasite is famous despite never affecting more than 30 people ever.
>> [_] Anon 891627 >># Not reliable at all a better strategy is to get heat 4 and rodent only, this has got me madagascar twice but both times not Peru, FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF best strategy: reroll until you start at madagascar
>> [_] Anon 891631 FUCK YOU CUBA AND JAPAN AND RUSSIA AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND THE REST OF THE WORLD THIS DISEASE HAS ONLY 14 PEOPLE CURRENTLY INFECTED AND ZERO FATALITIES WHY MUST YOU SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING OVER THE LAMEST EXCUSE FOR A DISEASE EVER YOU EVEN SHUT DOWN YOUR HOSPITALS TO FIGHT SOMETHING THAT CAN'T DO ANYTHING HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK
>> [_] Anon 891632 Started in Madagascar, almost all forms of infection done and most resistances at 3, and it won't leave the fucking island or even shut down anything. What the hell kind of lame jungle virus is this?!
>> [_] Anon 891635 wow... I named my virus /b/ and I lost the game without even infecting ANYONE. Lulz.
>> [_] Anon 891641 >># Did they shut the ports you were supposed to escape through?
>> [_] Anon 891642 somebody hack this so you can pick your starting country
>> [_] Anon 891649 >># They stopped public transit, I ended up killing the country and then game over.
>> [_] Anon 891650 >># Lies, my disease is currently owning the hell out of all the world (fuck yeah retrovirus 1196 you are the best 36th try ever!) and I see no unlockable abilities.
>> [_] Anon 891666 let's all mail madagascar some anthrax
>> [_] Anon 891672 fffffffff I finally infected Madagascar and Puru shut down their borders
>> [_] Anon 891674 is there ANYWAY to kill madagascar after they close their one port
>> [_] Anon 891678 How can it be that my disease causes liver failure and there are no hospitals open but I've yet to have one death
>> [_] Anon 891680 >># apparently the people of the future are hardy meat men who are so paranoid of everything they take bottles of medicine every 5 minutes, i had necrosis and it barely touched my death toll
>> [_] Anon 891683 >># nope also no way to kill Peru if they close their borders
>> [_] Anon 891686 >># The entire world, except for Peru, is now infected. and it seems that one hospital is going to create a vaccine before I've had my first death
>> [_] Anon 891693 >># >># Yeah, better have some drug resistance if you want to kill people. My disease caused something like dementia, hemorrhaging, hypersensitivity, kidney failure and encephalitis as well as coughing, vomiting, diarrhea, fever etc. and still it would have taken hours for it to kill even Greenland even though everybody was infected. Then I bought drug resistance and everybody died in like 5 minutes. Some good medicine they have. Whoever made this game doesn't know shit about biology tho.
>> [_] Anon 891695 THE WHOLE GOD DAMN WORLD IS DEAD EXCEPT FOR MADAGASCAR FFFFF
>> [_] Anon 891698 >># You don't even get anything from killing the whole world though, just a chance to submit your score and the knowledge that you have wasted another few hours.
>> [_] Anon 891699 i watched madagascar die, it was beautiful
>> [_] Anon 891700 im kinda relieved that people are this tenacious
>> [_] Anon 891701 >># i got everyone but greenland
>> [_] Anon 891710 ... http://img23.imageshack.us/my.php?image= panademicpwnoa6.jpg
>> [_] Anon 891723 MADAGASCAR IS A FUCKING CUNT
>> [_] Anon 891726 FFFFFFFFFFFFF Spread everywhere, got cured
>> [_] Anon 891727 >># max drug resistance, shut down the hospitals
>> [_] Anon 891732 lol when everyone gets infected, the timeline for a vaccine is infinite
>> [_] Anon 891736 >># Madagascar.
>> [_] Anon 891766 >># you mother fucker
>> [_] Anon 891770 MADAGASCAR! WHERE THE ZEBRAS HAVE BOATS!
>> [_] Anon 891776 >># Thank you, and she was pretty good MILF. :D
>> [_] Anon 891784 i got madagascar RIGHT as it's port closed, i had heat1, water2, medicine2, airborn, insect, and waterborn, vomit aaand idk what the others were BUT!!!! i also had insanity, i think that made people just kinda swim towards madagascar try it out... i was also a parasite, it took FOREVER for anyone to close anything, and the vaccine didnt even start till every country was already infected right after that happens i just bumped meds up to 4 and waited till i could get heart failure try it
>> [_] Anon 891789 Getting Madagascar is like 90% chance. I've played the game several times doing the same thing each time and got Madagascar twice.
>> [_] Anon 891793 >># do explain your strategy for buttfucking madagascar
>> [_] Anon 891795 FUCK YEAR GOT MADAGASCAR
>> [_] Anon 891799 I upped all the infectitvities, got all transmission, only stuck with fever
>> [_] Anon 891802 as long as the virus etc doesn't cause a lot of symptoms (or none) but still infectious they won't close down
>> [_] Anon 891804 I think there is a correlation between the name and the disease. 4 times i've named my disease some random thing, infected everyone but peru (yes madagascar goes down REALY fast if you do waterborne infection) and i kept the visibility really low. took for fucking ever to infect other countries I name the virus "zombie" and boom, shitload of countries just get insta-infected. Coincidental luck or a name game?
>> [_] Anon 891821 do rodent first, guarantees madagascar unless your disease is too obvious. My guess is that rodents are on ships, and go to the lonely port of madagascar.

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[_] [G] /r/ hack Anon 881783 N> Mutation Points Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 881801 Fuck you, Madagascar.
>> [_] Anon 881805 SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
>> [_] Anon 881824 Use cheat engine to change the 8-bit Evolution Points value to 10, buy/sell something, and receive ultimate bounty. FUCK YOU, MADAGASCAR.
>> [_] Anon 881828 If you don't start in Madagascar... then you will never get it. FUCK YOU MADAGASCAR!
>> [_] Anon 881845 One success method is to tack on resistances (only the first levels) and use waterborne to spread to Madagascar (make sure to rid the disease of symptoms). Wait until you have one infected in every region, and then shove symptoms into the disease.
>> [_] Anon 881972 So how is it hacked?