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[_] dessert Anon 3268324 ...for after your pickle surprise.
>> [_] Anon 3268329 If you flew to an alien civilization, then described to them what gay men were like, this is what they'd picture.
>> [_] Anon 3268338 >First marinate in cherry 7up Jesus fuck no wonder the US is so fucking fat.

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[_] Anon 1797734 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1797735 perfect for halloween. thank you friend.
>> [_] Anon 1797851 I love these.
>> [_] Anon 1797853 is this tim and eric awesome show?? it sure looks like it...
>> [_] Anon 1797856 >># before their time
>> [_] Anon 1797859 >># i know it is.. but it looks an awful lot like the damn show
>> [_] Anon 1797860 >># why has surrealism become synonyms with tim and eric
>> [_] Anon 1797872 Well, that made me uncomfortable. Goodnight anon
>> [_] Anon 1797877 Where's the pickle?!
>> [_] Anon 1797878 wait wut

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[_] LET'S TAKE THE SHORTCUT! Anon 1791935 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1791969 is this even a thing?
>> [_] Anon 1791970 THAT LOOKS FUCKING DISGUSTING
>> [_] Anon 1791973 From the makers of Pickle Surprise! Only much less funny.
>> [_] Anon 1791978 was this a real ad? Because if i saw this I would probably think i was high on something
>> [_] Anon 1791982 >># Tom Rubnitz, google it.
>> [_] Anon 1792071 these are transvestites O_O
>> [_] Anon 1792079 >># That's the surprise!
>> [_] Anon 1792176 - A shortcut to what ? - A shortcut to mushrooms.
>> [_] Anon 1792177 A shortcut to unadulterated terror.
>> [_] Anon 1792182 GODDAMN that looks fuckin delicious gotta get me some shortcut
>> [_] Anon 1792189 you killed my boner
>> [_] Anon 1792192 >># it really does look good if you haven't eaten anything in 4 days
>> [_] Anon 1792220 >># Or if you have the munchies. :P
>> [_] Anon 1792247 ALL MY RAGE

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[_] i took the shortcutAnonymous06/30/12(Sat)20:43No.17 10306 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous06/30/12(Sat)21:04No.1710316 Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
>> [_] Anonymous06/30/12(Sat)21:09No.1710321 Just go buy a fucking pie.
>> [_] Mr. B !jTwseny72A06/30/12(Sat)21:28No.1710335 Pretty sure that has some kind of gay innuendo in it.
>> [_] Anonymous06/30/12(Sat)21:32No.1710342 >># i think all of the women in this video have a penis just an educated guess
>> [_] Anonymous06/30/12(Sat)23:05No.1710413 >># You think? >take a donut, cherry 7-up Yeah, not a gay innuendo at all.
>> [_] Anonymous06/30/12(Sat)23:12No.1710416 >># PICKLE SURPRISE
>> [_] Anonymous06/30/12(Sat)23:23No.1710421 The ironic thing is, the doughnut alone could have sufficed for dessert...
>> [_] Anonymous07/01/12(Sun)02:54No.1710546 >># The director is the same guy who made the pickle surprise video and you're right. He was heavily involved in transexual cinema and theater in the 70's

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[_] Take the shortcut...Anonymous06/21/12(Thu)16:48No .1703830 The Strawberry Shortcut! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous06/21/12(Thu)17:11No.1703842 hammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>> [_] Anonymous06/21/12(Thu)18:07No.1703886 dear god this was an actual commercial? where?
>> [_] Anonymous06/21/12(Thu)18:44No.1703930 This is easily the most terrifying thing I've seen in ever
>> [_] Anonymous06/21/12(Thu)19:44No.1703992 That actually sounds like a pretty good idea. I gotta try that.
>> [_] Anonymous06/21/12(Thu)19:48No.1703997 I can't tell if this is some sort of parody or meant to be an advertisement for... something.
>> [_] Anonymous06/21/12(Thu)20:27No.1704025 >># obviously an advertisement for strawberry shortcut, ya dingus
>> [_] Anonymous06/21/12(Thu)21:01No.1704047 Not sure I understand what the term "strawberry shortcut" is supposed to imply. "Pickle Surprise" was so blatant I can't help feeling stupid.

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[_] [?] Anon 1121334 from the makers of pickle surprise Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1121351 nice
>> [_] Anon 1121369 "JUST GET A DOUGHNUT, A SERVING DISH, CHERRY 7-UP, SOME JELLY, FRESH STRAWBERRIES, AND WHIPPED TOPPING..."
>> [_] Anon 1121389 >># honey there is no surprise about those pickles
>> [_] Anon 1121538 >># Why did I read your post with a lisp?!?!? OH DEAR GOD MY PRIAPISM IS CURED!!! THANK YOU OP!!!

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[_] [?] Strawberry Shortcut Anon 1115845 Take the shortcut.... the strawberry shortcut Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1115848 Demonic.
>> [_] Anon 1115865 oh god. this is just like pickle surprise.
>> [_] Anon 1115869 Needs more Pickle Surprise.
>> [_] Anon 1115886 why do people make this stuff?
>> [_] Anon 1115890 because it's funny?
>> [_] Anon 1115920 This disgusts me and I don't know why.
>> [_] Anon 1115973 >take a donut >marinade with cherry 7 up what sort of astounds me is how, i know, that somewhere out there, there is at least 1 stupid asshole who tried this shit, and got like food poisoning or some shit. also, this shit is disturbing. Not severely, but disturbing in it's own right and category. Bravo.
>> [_] Anon 1115996 Just look at all that makeup
>> [_] Anon 1116058 >># I don't think that's how food poisoning works.
>> [_] Anon 1116078 Protip: all those "women" were men in drag. The creator of these videos died of AIDS.
>> [_] Anon 1116080 This is the original 4chan.
>> [_] Anon 1116081 >># newfag detected those are REAL WOMEN dumbass.

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[_] [?] Anon 1110191
>> [_] Anon 1110192 Needs more Pickle Surprise.
>> [_] Anon 1110249 not sure which is worse, this or the pickle surprise

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[_] [?] The shortcut! Ren 1104435 The strawberry shortcut! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1104441 I was expecting Strawberry Shortcake(loli) getting ripped apart by a cock.
>> [_] Anon 1104456 I've seen pickle surprise, but not this.
>> [_] Anon 1104461 i want to see somebody try this dessert...
>> [_] Anon 1104473 ahh this looks delicious
>> [_] Anon 1104654 i never thought that guy could be any gayer, but low and behold.....
>> [_] Anon 1104682 Fairly sure this was a tv show on public access (what moms and dads used to put half-assed shows out before YouTube, NicoNicoDouga, and imageboards)
>> [_] Anon 1104684 Ah, a classic. We need some Pickle Suprise in here. Truely a John Waters apprentice
>> [_] Anon 1104688 HAMMMMMMMMMM?

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[_] [?] Anon 903847 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 903857 that's pretty funny, old UK ad?
>> [_] Anon 903861 PICKLE SUPRISE!
>> [_] Anon 903866 Is there a hidden meaning behind this like the Pickle Surprise one?
>> [_] Anon 903869 >># Plop the ham nicely please.
>> [_] Anon 903941 >># It's "drop the ham thusly in place"...or something...faggot.
>> [_] Anon 903964 >># >># "Plop the ham THUSLY please"
>> [_] Anon 903966 I really want to see somebody make this and eat it and let us know how the dessert really is. I should troll /ck/ more often.
>> [_] Anon 903993 >># its delicious. however, i marinated the dougnut with lemon Sprite and used an apple fritter from Tim horton's
>> [_] Anon 904068 This is like Tim and Eric: ASGJ! beta.
>> [_] Anon 904073 just when i thought i was rid of the pickle. dammit /f/. surprisingly, effective recipe though.
>> [_] Anon 904098 Throughout the clip I could help but feel that the clowns were going "Oh god, please end this commercial".
>> [_] Glaciod !!FIKs9rk6k0M 904145 Where in the FUCK do these originate from!> I can't live in a world where it exists and I don't know where it came from.....mostly in fear that there might be more to sneak up on me.
>> [_] Anon 904228 MOAR

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[_] [L] Anon 885474 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 885478 Damn, I love these things!
>> [_] Anon 885497 WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE VIDEOS
>> [_] Anon 885500 Someone named Tom Rubnitz created this and a bunch of other disturbing randomness that seem to have no other point than to cause galactic jolts of fear, morbid curiosity, sexual insinuations, and demonic hellish nightmares
>> [_] Anon 885501 Makes me want to play mother 3 again. There is nothing more hilarious to me than drag queens.
>> [_] Anon 885504 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgWn7zbgx Z4 for more
>> [_] Anon 885505 Anyone try taking the shortcut? The... STRAWBERRY SHORTCUT? Sounds like it might taste ok.
>> [_] Anon 885506 >># With the exception of the cherry 7up, I'd agree.
>> [_] Anon 885512 Pickle surprise!
>> [_] Anon 885514 >># PICKLE SURPRISE FUCK YEAH!
>> [_] Anon 885523 THERE'S MORE LIKE PICKLE SURPRISE??!!
>> [_] Anon 885540 >># One left that's impossible to find- Chicken Elaine.
>> [_] Anon 885579 THIS IS NOT PICKLE SURPRISE.
>> [_] Anon 885590 rofl can I has more links plox I love these commercials
>> [_] Anon 885594 yeah it's strawberry shortcut
>> [_] Anon 885597 i just want to fix her damn lipstick it's terrible argh yes i'm a chick
>> [_] Anon 885620 >># Well, at least one of you are.
>> [_] Anon 885717 >># There are no women on the interweb!