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[_] Anon 3515391 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3515404 I wanna fuck myself
>> [_] Anon 3515407 I.. WANNA FUCK MYSELF
>> [_] Anon 3515443 i miss pre grifter emily.. back when she was an /f/ rockstar and everyone on this board hated her
>> [_] Anon 3515469 AND NOONE ELSE
>> [_] Anon 3515485 >># why? what changed?
>> [_] Anon 3515490 >># you cant be grifter if you actually believe in what you say.

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[_] sunday church Anon 3511530

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[_] ruffle fucking sucks Anon 3501565
>> [_] Anon 3501566 feel free to share your clearly superior flash player replacement with the class then
>> [_] Anon 3501568 >># AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>> [_] Anon 3501572 >># Shockwave Flash addon in browser like a proper human been
>> [_] Anon 3501588 >># i watch flash with flash
>> [_] Anon 3501589 Flashpoint is a decent solution for some things
>> [_] Anon 3501600 >># WHAT?
>> [_] Anon 3501601 >># I watch it with flash
>> [_] Anon 3501625 alfred sucks my dicks

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[_] Anon 3493950

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[_] Anon 3487867

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[_] Always in time Anon 3487498 Never late
>> [_] Anon 3487536 i rembre the weirdly erotic adventures of Alfred on New Grounds, time have changed

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[_] Anon 3481946 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3481948 Poor Alfred...
>> [_] Anon 3481949 Does anyone know what the chick who made this is up to? Does she still make animations or has she disappeared?
>> [_] Anon 3481950 >># She was on an altright youtube doing those political reaction videos everyone does nowadays
>> [_] Anon 3481951 >># Here it is https://odysee.com/@modernpolitics:0?vie w=content
>> [_] Anon 3481952 >># Aw man that's lame. Just another internet talking head. But I guess everyone had to find something to do when Flash was phased out.
>> [_] Anon 3481954 Coming back to /f/ in 2022. Any tips on how to watch flash after Adobe shit on all of us?
>> [_] Anon 3481955 >># Well, you could try Flash.
>> [_] Anon 3481956 >># ah yes, thank you for the help....
>> [_] Anon 3481958 >># https://archive.org/details/clean-flash- installer
>> [_] Anon 3481959 >># Is this what you personally use?
>> [_] Anon 3481960 >># Yes. Won't work in browsers, obviously. But that's because browsers.
>> [_] Anon 3481961 >># Cool, thanks for the actual help. I'll check it out.
>> [_] Anon 3481965 >># http://swfchan.com/end/
>> [_] Anon 3481968 what molestation does to a mf
>> [_] Anon 3481970 Wow, an /f/ thread with more than two replies, must be Christmas in April! Like most people on /x/, I live with my father at age 28, and the newest single mom from facebook my dad's hooked up with has a 13 yr old daughter that self harms and worships this fucking cartoon (and salad fingers). I was seriously considering shooting the shit with her about Flash cartoons and wondered how the in the aychee dubba hokistix she knew about emily pukis pistachio youcis, but got disappointed when I found out she discovered the toons via tiktok
>> [_] Anon 3481972 >># >13 yr old daughter that self harms and worships this fucking cartoon Is she a time traveler or something?
>> [_] Anon 3481975 >># I like me some /f/lash. So I have been hanging out here recently even though I maybe a newfag here on this side of the website
>> [_] Anon 3481979 >># Shit did I say /x/? Well whatever, applies to some parts of that board too. >># She's been through some deep shit that I won't post here, but judging by what she's been through, it probably explains why she mutilates her arms and thighs for fun, but yeah she looks straight out of that "era" of scene. This generation of kids pretty much drag whatever happened to be popular then through the irony sludge puddle and slap *core* next to it. So if I asked, she'd probably say she considers herself to be a "scenecore girl"
>> [_] John Moses Browning 3481992 >># Does she take her daily dose tho?
>> [_] Anon 3481995 >># >she discovered the toons via tiktok who the fuck is posting flashes on tiktok?
>> [_] Anon 3481996 >># >># Dude, didn’t you hear? Back in the summer something happened with the TikTok algorithm and someone uploaded Alfred Alfer cartoons and they started trending!! https://www.tiktok.com/discover/Emily-Yo ucis Various pages for her got over a million views! But it seems like lots of videos are getting banned so it doesn’t seem like there’s ones with millions of views.
>> [_] Anon 3481997 >># >># >># Yeah she got married to this guy named Warren Balogh. Dude’s on the head committee of what’s called the National Justice Party. Which is basically the official party of theRightStuff.biz.
>> [_] Anon 3481998 >># Also this one https://www.tiktok.com/discover/alfred-a lfer
>> [_] Anon 3481999 >># She apparently had a baby boy like 2 years ago, according to this podcast she does called Dream Weavers she does with other alt-right wives.
>> [_] Anon 3482012 >># pale moon, simple as
>> [_] Anon 3482017 >># I wish the furfaggot developer of Pale Moon didn't go full fucking moralfag and started completely blocking plugins like AdNauseam, otherwise I'd still be using it.
>> [_] Anon 3482020 >># true, but for a flash only browser it's still my goto just think of it as an /f/ app, that will get the zoomers to understand
>> [_] Anon 3482022 Poor alfred..
>> [_] John Moses Browning 3482036 >># me :)
>> [_] Anon 3482044 >># >not having tiktok.com resolve to localhost in the hosts file to prevent the possibility of ever visiting that site even by mistake
>> [_] Anon 3482045 >># https://forum.palemoon.org/viewtopic.php ?t=16504 tl;dr issue seems to be that the plugin not only blocked ads but also sent clicks to the ad server as if the ad was viewed and clicked. i've no problem with classifying such a plugin as malicious. it doesn't only cause problems for the ad provider but also for the webmaster of the site you are visiting, since the ad provider might think he is cheating with the ads and terminate his account. so by using that plugin you are effectively trying to kill the sites you like to use, since if the site lose its ad provider it may need to shut down. besides, you can even get around the soft block by changing a setting in about:config, then the plugin can still be used. so if anything you are the moralfag here. the anti-moral fag...
>> [_] Anon 3482046 >># Yes, that is literally the entire stated point of the plugin. https://adnauseam.io/ This is about choice, not about technicalities. >doesn't only cause problems for the ad provider lmao, lol, are you genuinely defending the worst subhumans on this planet?
>> [_] Anon 3482047 >># how's reading comprehension working out? or are you calling all site owners running ads subhumans? because that sentence was not defending ad providers.
>> [_] Anon 3482049 Poor Alfred .

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[_] Anon 3450058
>> [_] Anon 3450077 You go girl, animate that heckin doggo

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[_] from the depths Anon 3302569
>> [_] Anon 3302598 no alfred posting allowed

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[_] Anon 3094181 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3094206 He fucked for our sins
>> [_] Anon 3094346 Alfred Christ 2016
>> [_] Anon 3094352 I want to wash Alfred

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[_] Anon 2955355 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2955474 love dat song
>> [_] Anon 2955499 me too, what its called again?
>> [_] Anon 2955517 >># The one with the undead stripper bar is way better.
>> [_] Anon 2955518 How is Emily doing these days. I hope she hasn't killed herself.
>> [_] Anon 2955621 >># acceptable in the 80s

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[_] Anon 2672704
>> [_] Anon 2672754 Peace be with you too, friend.
>> [_] Anon 2672816 Emily is my waifu
>> [_] Anon 2672829 Song source is calvin harris - acceptable in the 80s

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[_] Anon 2552258 PRAISE TEH LAAAAWDA Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2552260 good to see you back, emily
>> [_] Anon 2552384 ok

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[_] Anon 2408566
>> [_] Anon 2408652 i can fap to this
>> [_] Anon 2408690 >># Youcis I love you. Youcis I do. When we're apart my heart beats for you.

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[_] Anon 2181896 Let's pray, /f/.

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[_] Anon 2152653 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2152732 FrankerZ FrankerZ FrankerZ FrankerZ
>> [_] Anon 2152790 need song sauce
>> [_] Anon 2152833 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOV5WXISM 24

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[_] Prey, /f/. Anon 2146621 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2146625 still the best
>> [_] Anon 2146793 WAT

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[_] Anon 2099689
>> [_] Anon 2099805 bow down to alfred

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[_] Anon 2042197
>> [_] Anon 2042305 ugh that audio is so familiar... It's probably something really obvious, too, fuck.
>> [_] Anon 2042309 >># It's not something really obvious Acceptable in the 80's - Calvin Harris
>> [_] Anon 2042319 Dude, its been a while since we've seen Alfred
>> [_] Anon 2042339 >># With good reason. God I hate these things. I can't even enjoy them for how terrible they are. It's just like pouring acid down ones urethra. There is no fun to be had here.

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[_] can we have some traielr park boys porn please ALFRED POARN 2000086 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] bruce wilis is beter than this shitfuck i hate you 2000091 lllllllluuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhgggggggff ffffff
>> [_] Anon 2000109 come to austin emily
>> [_] Anon 2000118 http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/61 7326
>> [_] Anon 2000128 Emily you're drunk, get off 4chan.
>> [_] Anon 2000216 what's the song called?
>> [_] Anon 2000229 That fucking music. Sauce please.
>> [_] Anon 2000232 Definitely calvin harris, think it's ready for the weekend, man i love me some calvin harris
>> [_] Anon 2000233 Song isn't "ready for the weekend", give me a sec
>> [_] Anon 2000234 Calvin Harris- acceptable in the 80's
>> [_] Anon 2000239 It's really hard to tell if she's a terrible animator or not

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[_] requesting music sauce Anon 1989146 I fucking need this music
>> [_] still dunno music noko 1989147 http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/47 9698
>> [_] Anon 1989149 Calvin Harris - Acceptable In The 80s
>> [_] Anon 1989150 Sounds like Acceptable in the 80's by Calvin Harris, but without the lyrics
>> [_] Anon 1989296 It's "Acceptable in the 80's" by Calvin Harris. Instrumental version.
>> [_] Anon 1989335 All hail Alfred. The one and true god.

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[_] Anon 1863104 One day, She will return. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1863176 never get tired of this. Or any of Emily's other flashes
>> [_] Anon 1863263 sause on song?
>> [_] Anon 1863267 >># whats this from?
>> [_] Anon 1863280 >># Calvin Harris Acceptable in the 80s
>> [_] Anon 1863312 Emily Youcis is a very well and mentally adjusted person.

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[_] Anon 1856105 All hail Alfred.
>> [_] Anon 1856300 Oh shit, it's Alfred Alfer! I haven't seen him in some time.
>> [_] Anon 1856306 Guy who made this flash better get right with God.

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[_] Anon 1843521 All hail Alfred. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1843524 IT IS ME EMILY YOUCIS I AM ANIMATING A BRAND NEW CARTON THE PREVIEW IS POSTED HERE IN FLASH!! https://images.4channel.org/f/src/LOITER KLOK.swf GO WATCH IT NOWWW!!!
>> [_] Anon 1843527 and thank you once again for posting my valient flash!!! i know this one is not yet completed but alfred willl be still smiting his way to the top!!!!!!!! ~ E Youcis
>> [_] Anon 1843528 >># I wouldn't be surprised if Emily browsed 4chan, but I doubt it's her.
>> [_] Anon 1843530 >># IT IS ME, you fooOOL! For proof, Check out LOITERKLOK it is brand new unreleased short by me. https://images.4channel.org/f/src/LOITER KLOK.swf or just go to the flash homepage to find it . nEVER BeFORE SEEN ON INTERNETS UNTIL NOW!! and it is me ..
>> [_] Anon 1843535 What the fuck did I just watch...?
>> [_] Anon 1843538 >># Go watch Alfred's Playhouse. Then you'll understand.
>> [_] Anon 1843575 What a violent and disgusting flash.
>> [_] Anon 1843610 >># She does browse /f/. She's posted it on her Newgrounds before, thanking whoever was posting her flashes here. So yeah, legit.
>> [_] Anon 1843621 I'm confused. It's just a stupid dog. Poorly animated characters. And a stolen song.
>> [_] Anon 1843645 >># I it was acceptable in the 80s.
>> [_] Anon 1843675 song source please it's at the tip of my fucking tongue
>> [_] Anon 1843711 >># THIS
>> [_] Anon 1843715 >># >># Fucking this. It drove me insane until I recognized it. Calvin Harris - Acceptable in the Eighties http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SpDr9FOI PI
>> [_] Anon 1843719 >># THANK YOU!!

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[_] [L][F][R][E][D] Anon 1809277 May he be treasured above all Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1809314 emily youcis is my waifu
>> [_] Anon 1809466 Source?
>> [_] Anon 1809475 "The wicked mock God, but He laughs at them for He knows their day is coming." (Psalm 37:13)
>> [_] Anon 1809536 What.

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[_] Anon 1780359 Anyone capable of gif-izing the SMITE portions?
>> [_] Anon 1780444 I like how smoothly he smote people!
>> [_] Anon 1780451 Yes! This needs to be posted all the time... >All the time... >This flash isn't already posted all the time...

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[_] less zeitgeist more classics Anon 1774199 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1774295 music?
>> [_] Anon 1774296 >># http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhUcSbbUR yc it was acceptable in the 80s by calvin harris
>> [_] Anon 1774320 >># Thanks
>> [_] Anon 1774338 <3 Emily Youcis

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[_] Anon 1768918
>> [_] Anon 1768940 What's the deal with this fuckin' dog? Where is it even from?
>> [_] Anon 1768972 Yes! I love it when people post Alfred!
>> [_] Anon 1768977 >># Here's some delicious sauce from our lord and savior. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/47 9698
>> [_] Anon 1769044 PRAISE ALFRED
>> [_] Anon 1769054 Classic.

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[_] Anon 1763212 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1763269 song name?
>> [_] Anon 1763370 >># acceptable in the 80s - calvin harris
>> [_] Anon 1763385 ehh... why not Alfred?
>> [_] Anon 1763386 I liked how it was animated strangely
>> [_] Anon 1763395 I like how it's the same shitty character seen in all of Emily's flashes. YAYYYY

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[_] OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD HE something something somethingAnonymous07/10/12(Tue)10:41No.1 716969 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous07/10/12(Tue)14:51No.1717087 ALL PRAISE OUR ONLY GOD ALFRED
>> [_] Anonymous07/10/12(Tue)14:56No.1717093 I'm more interested in the music.
>> [_] Anonymous07/10/12(Tue)15:04No.1717096 yooooooooooooooooooukiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis! Did you see that interview of her on utoobs? smut cave interview, check it out. She. Is. Perfect.
>> [_] Anonymous07/10/12(Tue)15:05No.1717097 >># Acceptable In The 80's by Calvin Harris
>> [_] Anonymous07/10/12(Tue)15:57No.1717126 anyone have moar alfred?
>> [_] Anonymous07/10/12(Tue)16:39No.1717149 >># I have 2. Don't feel like uploading though
>> [_] Anonymous07/10/12(Tue)20:30No.1717178 Fuck Thank you so much for this once again

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[_] I don't know what I'm uploadingAnonymous07/04/12(Wed)14:49No.1 712911 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous07/04/12(Wed)14:50No.1712913 oh god i picked well
>> [_] sagesage07/04/12(Wed)16:20No.1712985 bump
>> [_] Anonymous07/04/12(Wed)17:42No.1713047 source on song
>> [_] Anonymous07/04/12(Wed)18:19No.1713068 >># working on it

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[_] Anonymous06/20/12(Wed)18:43No.1703170 moar alfred
>> [_] Anonymous06/20/12(Wed)18:59No.1703188 lolwut
>> [_] Anonymous06/20/12(Wed)19:34No.1703209 post alfred original flash
>> [_] Anonymous06/20/12(Wed)19:38No.1703210 lol it is already there
>> [_] Anonymous06/20/12(Wed)20:26No.1703253 wat
>> [_] Anonymous06/20/12(Wed)20:52No.1703275 Sauce on music?
>> [_] Anonymous06/20/12(Wed)21:24No.1703293 MOOOAARR
>> [_] Anonymous06/20/12(Wed)21:41No.1703300 Acceptable in the 80's
>> [_] Anonymous06/20/12(Wed)23:32No.1703339 >># It was acceptable at the time.
>> [_] Anonymous06/20/12(Wed)23:42No.1703349 dumb

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[_] Anon 1699282 ALL PRAISE OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR ALFRED ALFER
>> [_] Anon 1699297 sauce on song?
>> [_] Anon 1699299 Calvin Harris - Acceptable in the 80's
>> [_] Anon 1699304 There really is nothing better than Alfred.
>> [_] Anon 1699309 OH SHIT ON A STICK! It's me EMILY YOUCIS!!!! I was just browzin flash and here someone has postd my fine cartoon1!!! I love you all!!! A new alfred gore porn rap music video that is better than all the alfreds in animation will be released this august!!!
>> [_] Anon 1699322 >># I've only seen these through 4chan as a big fan, I have to ask: bitch what the fuck is wrong with you?
>> [_] Anon 1699333 >># lolthis

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[_] [?] Anon 1593756 Moar Alfred

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[_] [A] [L] [F] [R] [E] [D] Anon 1575097
>> [_] Anon 1575226 IT WAS ACCEPTABLE IN THE EIGHTIES IT WAS ACCEPTABLE AT THE TIME

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[_] [L] Anon 1554535
>> [_] Cool guy 1554555 hey whats is te name of this song?
>> [_] Roar guy :3 1554562 hello, what is the name of these song?, teel me please : D
>> [_] Anon 1554574 >># >># samefaggot
>> [_] Anon 1554580 Song is Acceptable in the 80's by Calvin Harris.
>> [_] Roar guy :3 1554594 tnks : D :D : D I had forgotten the name of that song
>> [_] Anon 1554637 the truth

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[_] [?] Anon 1534615
>> [_] Anon 1534617 5 stars.
>> [_] Anon 1534744 wheres the one with the Whats the buzz song in it where the dude was going to ass rape this dog?
>> [_] Anon 1534750 never mind....found it
>> [_] Anon 1534763 Who the fuck is Alfred and why is he on MY internet?

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[_] [?] unf Anon 1521575
>> [_] Anon 1521683 About a year ago I watched this video, then watched the entire Alfred's Playhouse series. Damn, that Emily Youcis bitch is fucked up. Its like, the first two parts made no sense at all, and the third one wrapped it all up perfectly.
>> [_] Anon 1521775 she's pretty great. i watched the first alfreds playhouse but i'll watch the next two on your reccomendation

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[_] [?] what Anon 1508421 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1508517 It had such promise.
>> [_] Anon 1508519 What's the song from? I've heard it in a movie. Also /r/ "What's up Buzz".
>> [_] Anon 1508561 >># Calvin Harris - Acceptable In The 80s
>> [_] Anon 1508639 what the fuck
>> [_] Anon 1508641 It's called "Alfred Jesus.swf" you dipshit fuck

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[_] [?] Anon 1480068
>> [_] Anon 1480100 Disturbing as hell, but it's too awesome to stop watching. Happy Easter, everyone.
>> [_] Anon 1480114 Without a doubt the largest pile of shit I have ever laid eyes on.
>> [_] Anon 1480220 Sauce On tune? I know I've heard it before.

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[_] [A] WORSHIP Anon 1457790 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1457806 Just FYI the song is Acceptable in the 80's
>> [_] Anon 1457867 ...sauce on song
>> [_] Anon 1457929 >># dude u did it wrong. if u want sauce u gotta bump it like this
>> [_] Anon 1457961 what the balls was that

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[_] [L] Smiting Song Anon 1446481
>> [_] Anon 1446537 inb4 song sauce
>> [_] Anon 1446576 oh god alfred
>> [_] Anon 1446586 Hey, OP... Did you have any idea at all how lame and retarded this flash is before you posted it? No? Not surprising. You wouldn't have posted it unless you liked it. My conclusion: Youre twelve years old and don't have a fucking CLUE! LOLOL!! (I fart in your genral direction!)
>> [_] Anon 1446594 Song sauce NAO
>> [_] Anon 1446613 Song: Calvin Harris - Acceptable In The 80s
>> [_] Anon 1446615 >># >(I fart in your genral direction!) Now, I don't normally bring up cancer...
>> [_] The Ranged Butt 1446619 This is so fucking bad, but I can't look away. It is so enchanting.
>> [_] Anon 1446641 WhatisthisIdon'teven

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[_] [A] Alfred Christ Anon 1439473 ALL HAIL ALFRED Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1439483 sauce
>> [_] Anon 1439486 >># http://emily-youcis.newgrounds.com/flash/ The Alfred's Playhouse ones are the best
>> [_] Anon 1439666 i watched this for 10 seconds before being too horrified to continue
>> [_] Anon 1439677 I always forget the name of this song, what is it again? (sauce?)
>> [_] Anon 1439748 >># Acceptable In The 80's by Calvin harris
>> [_] Anon 1439788 lol i like alfred

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[_] [L] Anon 1349213 wat Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1349252 wat
>> [_] Anon 1349277 wat
>> [_] Anon 1349281 break
>> [_] Anon 1349322 start. wat
>> [_] Anon 1349403 wat
>> [_] Anon 1349415 wat factor aside... wat

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[_] [L] Anon 1314508 REJECT YOUR FALSE GOD /F/
>> [_] Anon 1314510 god = dog mindblown
>> [_] Anon 1314531 one of the worst things ever created by man
>> [_] Anon 1314554 song name plz?
>> [_] Anon 1314558 I really enjoyed this, is there something wrong with me?
>> [_] Anon 1314559 I'm more of a fan of Mormon Jesus, myself.
>> [_] Anon 1314560 >># No, shit's awesome
>> [_] Anon 1314563 >># butthurt christfag detected, why are you such a fag for christ?
>> [_] Anon 1314564 amazing tbh
>> [_] Anon 1314565 Op is fag. Also sourse of song?
>> [_] Anon 1314566 Calvin Harris - Acceptable In The 80's this flash is fucking amazing, i must meet the creator
>> [_] Anon 1314569 >># thanks
>> [_] Anon 1314574 who made this!
>> [_] Anon 1314576 >># butthurt newfag detected.
>> [_] Anon 1314578 >># >># Author is Emily Youcis, who's made lots of other Alfred cartoons also http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/47 9698 Author commentary: Jesus has been ressurected into a cartoon dog. His name is Alfred, and now you shall all worship him. So Alfred is basically Jesus in the new form - he came back, and he came back in the form of a cartoon dog. And his name is Alfred. So he commands you to spread him around the internet! So, spread him around the internet, and tell your friends, and post on forums. Because he is Jesus, and you will do it for him. He is also superior. So he commands you to post him in forums or else you will be damned to hell. I mean but plus like its a really kool show so like people should see it k bye! ~alfred, savior. Also she's no longer single ;_;
>> [_] Anon 1314579 just look up the creator Emily Youcis crazy ass bitch
>> [_] Anon 1314585 >># there's a second part edit: LOLZ LOL Z FRONT PAGE I TAKING OVER INTNERTRT!!!! INTERNET shall be mine but seriously folks, this pile of shit is on the Front. I suppose you cannot explain it any other way, i mean, really give me an explanation - it just is, divine intervention. It really is. On my part. Because i did it bbecause im god. Jesus. See I mean how else i mean really, how else. How else? So just relaly then, vote for me, and worship me, because really there's just proof there. i mean how else could this get on the front of the internet. i mean really folks. i mean, . .. . Okay so this is like the water turning into fucking wine you saw it right in front of you, watthefuck, there's the proof, so just fucking worship me. i mean really its for your own benifit. Hail alfred, god blesss, peace be with you i'm also satan.
>> [_] Anon 1314587 >># thanks dude
>> [_] Anon 1314593 ITT fags don't know Emily Yustich
>> [_] Anon 1314596 More like Emily Jewstache amirite or Emily Justice
>> [_] Anon 1314597 >># >># Neither. This is just poor quality, badly drawn, garbage. That's a fact.
>> [_] Anon 1314614 >># get fucked
>> [_] Anon 1314656 I dont get it

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[_] [L] REPENT! Anon 1298271 WELCOME THE LORD! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1298423 the fuck?
>> [_] Anon 1298427 Feels like I just left church.
>> [_] Anon 1298428 /r/ing music
>> [_] Anon 1298466 Honestly though, this artist is a genius, and I'm not fucking trolling. If you look up episode 1,2 and 3 of alfred's playhouse, you'll get a look at what pyschoticism really is. Episodes 1 and 2 seem like just random shit happening for 20 minutes, but episode 3 ties it all together in a complete and utterly disgusting bow. An absolute must see for any 4channer.
>> [_] Anon 1298515 >># I could never figure it out like the person who makes it is some girl right but I dont really fully believe she is psycho mode made she just trys to come across that way you know what I dont even know nevermind
>> [_] Anon 1298582 >># well thanks, now i can't watch this flash and laugh anymore Q_Q
>> [_] Anon 1298603 Acceptable in the 80's is the song
>> [_] Anon 1298607 Meh, none of her stuff is really worth watching honestly.
>> [_] Anon 1298608 Pure genius, i always think of this flash when i hear that song.
>> [_] Anon 1298656 >># After reading your comment I watched the entire playhouse series. The only good one is the third one really.
>> [_] Anon 1298700 let me state this: W00000000000000000000000000000000000T

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[_] [L] Anon 1287763
>> [_] Anon 1287844 Look dude you should have explained how epic this is, I almost missed it
>> [_] Anon 1287875 wtf is this song?
>> [_] Anon 1287878 >># Acceptable in the 80s.
>> [_] Anon 1287898 >># pffft more like popular with the ladies by dirt nasty and pittsburgh slim http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzmc_jhXM Sk thats the goods
>> [_] Anon 1287904 >># Sounds like he sampled Calvin Harris. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SpDr9FOI PI
>> [_] Anon 1287924 >># yeah i know, i just like that version better lol
>> [_] Anon 1287957 FLYING DICKS YOU KNOW?
>> [_] Anon 1287988 >># Acceptable in the 80s is a thousand times better than that crap.

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[_] [?] Anon 1214200
>> [_] Anon 1214202 why doesn't it loop?
>> [_] Anon 1214289 whats the song's title?

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[_] [L] \smite\ /smite/ Ren 1193821 It's horrible but combined with the sound clip it's strangely alluring. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1193853 wat
>> [_] Anon 1193862 /r/questing name of song
>> [_] Anon 1193888 calvin harris- acceptable in the 80s http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdYAp56ZF 4U
>> [_] Anon 1194053 I feel guilty when I watch this and enjoy it. also, /r/ a gif montage of said smiting

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[_] [L] Alfred Jesus audovoice 1161683 Way cooler than Mormon Jesus. And I should know. I used to be one.
>> [_] Anon 1161712 whats the song
>> [_] Anon 1161725 I flash maker tweaked the audio just a little, I think it is an improvement on the original. It was acceptable in the 80's It was acceptable at the time It was acceptable in the 80's It was acceptable at the time I've got love for you If you were born in the 80's, the 80's I've got hugs for you If you were born in the 80's, the 80's I'll do things for you If you were born in the 80's, the 80's I've got hugs for you If you were born in the 80's Yeah It was acceptable in the 80's It was acceptable at the time It was acceptable in the 80's It was acceptable at the time I've got love for you If you were born in the 80's, the 80's I've got hugs for you If you were born in the 80's, the 80's I'll do things for you If you were born in the 80's, the 80's I've got hugs for you If you were born in the 80's Yeah
>> [_] Anon 1161729 Wat I dont even Who made the flash?
>> [_] Anon 1161737 >># http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/38 4662 This is probably the best know Alfred video Rise of Alfred by emily-youcis So it is by a girl. It sounds like it is narrated by her too.
>> [_] Anon 1161766 he's be back lol
>> [_] Anon 1161789 song is Acceptable in the 80's by Calvin Harris
>> [_] Anon 1161814 SMITE! SMITE! SMITE SMITE!
>> [_] Anon 1161816 Silly Alfred, you're no Jesus.
>> [_] Anon 1161860 >># I AM LOVE I AM LOVE I AM LOVE I AM LOVE I AM LOVE I AM LOVE I AM LOVE I AM LOVE I AM LOVE
>> [_] Anon 1161863 >># You're correct. He isn't Jesus. He's BETTER.
>> [_] Anon 1161864 >># Jesus<Alfred
>> [_] Anon 1161868 <3 Alfred
>> [_] Anon 1161872 I just.. What. What happened? What did I just watch?

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[_] [L] Alfred Christ Alfred Jesus 1153432 This flash can be used to see through walls, cure the dead, turn fish into celery, and kill about 45 minutes. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1153438 OH FUCKING GOD REPENT NOW
>> [_] Anon 1153440 I really wanna know where I can find the person who did this and all the other alfred flashes. That 3 part one was brilliant and quite true to many things. tl;dr I wanna know where this person is so I can fuck em
>> [_] Anon 1153481 this is splendid anyone have the others that >># speaks of
>> [_] /r/ Anon 1153493 >># http://emily-youcis.newgrounds.com/
>> [_] Anon 1153656 my life has been changed
>> [_] Anon 1153661 >># i love you thanks

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[_] [?] Necrisis hack inside Ren 1112429 Ha! When one way is hard, you gotta take two steps back and zen that shit out. See if there's another way in. So I unpacked it, had a quick look. And yup, there's a gaping hole.. *pun intended* They got their URL check in a separate function that runs at the start of the flash, but they don't act on it until you press the 'Start' button. That leaves us time to fuck up the URL compare result. Load 'necrisis.swf' in a tab, put this in the address bar + enter, click 'Start', enjoy a shitty flash game. javascript:document.embeds[0].SetVariabl e("_root.demoMode", 0); -- Included flash not related
>> [_] Anon 1112459 link to Necrisis?
>> [_] Anon 1112463 >># SWFChan
>> [_] Anon 1112496 well done sir
>> [_] Anon 1112502 No sex scenes yet. Final boss was easier than the level before.
>> [_] Anon 1112503 Wow. I need to learn how properly hack shit.
>> [_] Anon 1112504 >># There's a big zombie rape scene if you lose all your life.
>> [_] Anon 1112510 >># Yeah, and it's pretty lame... Does the rape scene change depending on where you are in the game?
>> [_] Anon 1112511 For some reason I have trillions of dollars. Why?
>> [_] Anon 1112512 >Ending Sex Scenes coming soon! OH GOD DAMMIT
>> [_] Anon 1112513 >># Nope. Not one bit. >># It's a side-effect from the hack, I'm guessing. Either that or the developers were really retarded. I'm guessing the latter.
>> [_] Ren 1112514 >>Ending Sex Scenes coming soon! >OH GOD DAMMIT Must be pleased as punch now that you didn't pay for it :)
>> [_] Anon 1112522 >># Made the fights super fucking easy. Maxed out everything.
>> [_] Anon 1112549 >># I see what you did there

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[_] [L] Why is this so amazing? Anon 1105768 Seriously, what the fuck? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1105770 That was actually better than I thought it'd be when it first opened.
>> [_] Anon 1105772 it IS somehow amazing
>> [_] Anon 1105785 Funny, nicely animated, catchy music... Huh. Not too shabby.
>> [_] Anon 1105820 looks like it was done by a 3 year old
>> [_] Ren 1105826 It's absolutely awful, but so much so it switches polarity and goes deep into awesome territory.
>> [_] /stopsound 1105941 What did i just watch?
>> [_] Anon 1105961 http://emily-youcis.newgrounds.com/
>> [_] Anon 1105963 Why?

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[_] [?] Anon 1020787
>> [_] Anon 1020801 What am I watching?
>> [_] Anon 1020869 IF YOU WERE BORN IN THE EIGHTIES
>> [_] Anon 1020878 >># I was born 1980, I *still* don't know what this was I just watched.
>> [_] Anon 1020883 looks eerily familiar... is that the simpson's dog?
>> [_] Anon 1020885 The dog reminds me of the animation style from Fern Gully. Anyone remember THAT shit?
>> [_] Anon 1020962 Who's the author?
>> [_] The Mighty Meatslinger !!EidhEtY/lXA 1021002 >># He's talking about the song sauce. Calvin Harris - Acceptable in the 80's

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[_] [L] In the beginning, man created this flash. Anon 1013199 ...and he saw that it was good.
>> [_] Anon 1013201 doesnt loop
>> [_] Anon 1013375 The hell
>> [_] Anon 1013378 song?
>> [_] Anon 1013418 >># i think its something like "acceptable in the 80's" or something like that
>> [_] Anon 1013461 wat

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[_] [L] Otsuko !zn6obdUsOA 1007786 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1007794 I am amused
>> [_] Anon 1007800 shit's awesome, especially the smitings
>> [_] Anon 1007811 Fuckken saved. In b4 christfag shitstorm.
>> [_] Anon 1007813 i smell furfaggotry.
>> [_] Anon 1007817 That's pretty sad when you got furries mocking your religion. Good thing I'm an atheist.
>> [_] Anon 1007839 I love those Alfred Cartoons
>> [_] Anon 1007867 For something so crude, the animation was actually pretty good.
>> [_] Anon 1007870 Excellent.
>> [_] Anon 1007890 Alfred is GOD
>> [_] Anon 1007896 I've watched this like 10 times and still lol every time. What's the song in the background?
>> [_] Anon 1007900 This needs to be posted every day for the glory of all that is internet. See to it anon, I bid you.
>> [_] Anon 1007904 Song's It Was Acceptable in the 80's
>> [_] Anon 1007952 Furfags have no right to mock religion. That's the right of people with moral ground from which to fling shit.
>> [_] Anon 1008012 JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU GUYS ARE MORONS. Or just retarded trolls. This has nothing to do with any sort of mocking religion. It's fucking Alfred Jesus, that's it.
>> [_] Anon 1008046 >># Actually it's kind of satirical and I doubt that there's one honest christian who wouldn't be offended to some degree by this, no matter the intention. It's kind of like you're saying, shut the fuck up this has nothing to do with mocking Islam, it's just Bomb Mohammed, my original character.

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[_] [?] Anon 940929 Peace be with you anon Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 940930 wtf is this shit?
>> [_] Anon 940950 It's been so long, and this is still VERY awesome.
>> [_] Anon 940954 Hehe, yeah, I've been waiting to see this here. ALL HAIL ALFRED JESUS.
>> [_] Anon 941057 what was the song?
>> [_] Anon 941083 Alfred Christ, You idiot.
>> [_] Anon 941119 This is too awesome for words
>> [_] patches 941190 Awesome, but, nothing will ever compare to Rise of Alfred.

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[_] [?] /r/ song Anon 925428 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 925432 sauce on dog?
>> [_] Calvin Harris - Acceptable In The 80s JA 925449 Calvin Harris - Acceptable In The 80s
>> [_] Anon 925476 >># Seems it's an original creation of http://emily-youcis.newgrounds.com/
>> [_] Anon 925478 for some reason i am unsure whether i like this or not
>> [_] Anon 925622 Smite!
>> [_] Anon 925666 haha, this is great
>> [_] Anon 925693 Alfred is best <3
>> [_] Anon 925696 interesting... but it could be better.

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[_] [A] JESUS HAS BEEN REVIVED HELLO ALFRED 890165
>> [_] Anon 890211 Wow, I actually liked that. Good job anon.
>> [_] Anon 890214 That was pretty awesome, needs to be longer though.
>> [_] Anon 890234 lol was that the depressed dog or whet the fuck either way it was great
>> [_] Anon 890375 I'm so confused. The Smiting was funny, though.
>> [_] Anon 890383 WAT liked the poses though
>> [_] Anon 890389 The ultimate question: source of music? That is all.
>> [_] Anon 890437 made me lol. OC for once too. Great scott!
>> [_] Anon 890441 bumpan thread for great sauce!
>> [_] Anon 890443 What...the fuck did I just watch?
>> [_] Anon 890444 >># lol
>> [_] Anon 890450 I don't know what that was, but I still loved it.
>> [_] Anon 890452 MAGIC INTERNET SAUCE, THANKS ANDROID! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1S3JCknQ J4 Acceptable in the 80's -Calvin Harris
>> [_] Anon 890456 Anyone got sauce on the dog? or the creator? I'd love to see more of this shit