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[_] [?] Anon 1340616 meep
>> [_] Anon 1340624 My anus is bleeding...
>> [_] Anon 1340625 My anus is bleeding...?
>> [_] Anon 1340626 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1340627 WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1340630 I don't understand why someone would do that X_X
>> [_] Anon 1340686 More like blood kipz
>> [_] Anon 1340687 >># for the lulz of course

File[1 guy 1 cup.swf] - (3.46 MB)
[_] [H] don't watch Anon 1150918
>> [_] Anon 1150920 tell me the blood isn't real
>> [_] Anon 1150921 "YOU'VE SEEN IT , YOU CANT UN SEE IT , STAY TUNE FOR MORE TALES OF INTEREST
>> [_] Anon 1150922 haha what did he think would happen
>> [_] Anon 1150925 >># This
>> [_] Anon 1150929 that's clearly a jar, not a cup. also, lol
>> [_] Anon 1150939 >># Oh, it's real. This fucktard had to be driven to a hospital for surgery.
>> [_] Anon 1150950 silly silly man
>> [_] Anon 1150951 shit sux, get better camera angles, also i think he does that quite often seeing as how he doesn't panic when a glass jar explodes in his ass.
>> [_] Anon 1150956 Haaahahaaahahahahahaha. wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>> [_] Anon 1150972 The guy survived and he posts on efukt the forums. so yeah
>> [_] Anon 1150973 That guy's colon must be fucking lacerated. Must be a fucking pain to shit. I'm surprised he didn't bleed to death.
>> [_] Anon 1150979 Im suprized he didint flip the fuck out when he started bleeding all over the place. Like not even an OH SHIT!
>> [_] Anon 1150987 its glassass XD I told my classmates about it, but they still dont told me, that they watched it
>> [_] Anon 1151013 Damn, I actually kindof feel sorry for this guy. I mean yeah, He shows up at the ER Doc: How can I help you today? Guy with cup: Yeah, This cup exploded in my ass. Doc: have some stimpaks.
>> [_] Anon 1151017 ..... my GOD that was the most gutwrenching thing I ever watched. How was that guy not screaming the moment the jar bursted in his ass and not screaming LOUDER as he was pulling out the shards?
>> [_] Anon 1151043 >># Well, he starts to scream when he stands up. I think I would react more or less the same way, not that I've ever had an exploding piece of glass in my ass.
>> [_] Anon 1151063 The amount of blood isn't so much the problem as is the risk of bowels to blood stream infection.
>> [_] Anon 1151070 somebody added efukt shit I was first who compiled and posted this on /f/ I remember this delicious drama, also original naming I gave was 1guy1jar
>> [_] Anon 1151083 yeah this is OLDDDDDDDDDDDD
>> [_] Anon 1151089 man, this is fucked up
>> [_] Anon 1151092 This is actually called 1 man 1 jar
>> [_] Anon 1151118 ROFL
>> [_] Anon 1151121 >># I have this joke with a friend, that when he screams at the end it's only because his knees are stiff.
>> [_] Anon 1151177 I didnt even watch this but the comments are fucking hilarious
>> [_] Anon 1151222 NEVER try that with an empty closed jar, fill it with cream, water, petroleum jelly. SOMETHING or else it will shatter
>> [_] Anon 1151225 >># Get off 4chan, Perkin.

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[_] [H] HOT! Anon 891945 more like 1 guy 1 jar amrite? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 891966 oh god my ass
>> [_] Anon 891973 I heard this was fake. Anyone know anything about that?
>> [_] Anon 891978 >># I couldn't watch all of it, going by how much blood he's losing, he's probably at the threshold of unconsciousness when it ends, I almsot puked
>> [_] Crucifox !qdPOuI.O/6 891980 Fakken saved
>> [_] Anon 891993 christ this is awesome came buckets
>> [_] Anon 891996 had to be on purpose, anyone would have been screaming/cursing as soon as the jar broke otherwise. he had to expect it
>> [_] Anon 891998 >># I doubt it he's probably in shock and I guess at least some peoples would react like this
>> [_] Anon 892000 That's what that ugly fat fucking freak gets for shoving glass jars into his poop-shoot. Honestly, isn't he a little too fucking disgusting and pitiful to be FILMING himself doing this kind of shit?
>> [_] Anon 892003 It's called 1 guy 1 jar for fuck sakes you goddamn nigger.
>> [_] Anon 892007 >># well excuse me princess http://www.efukt.com/2339_1_Guy_1_Cup.ht ml
>> [_] Anon 892012 You have to hand it to him, he handles it well. Straight away, he just gets his fingers in there and starts digging - unflinching at the sheer amount of blood pooling beneath him. There is zero panic.
>> [_] Anon 892020 2 things about this movie: anybody noticed how damaged his ass was (scars) also you heard his scream of pain when he decided to stand up
>> [_] Anon 892023 This video makes me think of the book, 'Haunted'.
>> [_] Anon 892036 Enjoy your diaper....
>> [_] Anon 892048 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUU
>> [_] UNKNOWN 892050 im going to have nightmares for the rest of my life....*barf*...
>> [_] Anon 892051 Sometimes when something unbelievable like this happens, your mind goes into shock. It's certainly possible that it's fake, but I seriously doubt it. It would be fucking hard to coordinate all this. Anyone who's stuck something up their ass before knows how sensitive it is. Even fake glass would hurt like a bitch to pull out of there when it's in shards like that. And then he would have had to hold the fake blood in his asshole and let it leak out in that fashion... seems too realistic in my opinion.
>> [_] Anon 892052 My question is... who posted it on the internet to begin with?
>> [_] Anon 892053 >># I think that somebody from insurance/hospital/family/friend did if for lulz
>> [_] Anon 892054 >># They're not scars - it's Vaseline matting the hair on his legs and ass. Also, the scream was added by the video blog that this first appeared on - it's at the end of all of the videos.
>> [_] Anon 892057 out of the average of about 8 pints of blood in a person you can lose about a quart of blood at a fast rate without dying, without treatment (except of course the blood loss would have to be stopped) beyond that, you're most likely to lose consciousness and possibly fall into a coma at about half lost, you would probably go into cardiac arrest with blood expanders, you can lose about half a gallon (half your blood) without dying, and stay conscious with less than that lost of course shock, health factors, etc play a role, but he didn't lose enough blood to be an immediate threat to his life
>> [_] Anon 892058 >># no, those are most likely varicose veins, the inner thigh is a common spot for them to form because the muscles there don't get stretched very often and there are a lot of veins around the genital area keeping fit, proper posture, not wearing tight belts or pants, and stretching all the muscles of the legs all help to reduce your chances of developing them
>> [_] Anon 892059 Alright first i cant believe i saw the whole fucking video... second i cant believe i saw the whole video as i was eating a Donut hole... Very disturbing.... I mean seeing the jar go in his ass.... ok but him breaking it? wtf he shoulda died from blood loss already or at least went conconcious.... and did anyone hear how he went through ALL OF THAT SHIT and didnteven grunt or whatever.... kinda suspicious... Also there was to much clanking in his ass.... I mean thats a very delicate thing... It shouldnt be clanking or scraping and making noises like that... Seems to me he already has soemthing up his ass for a safeguard non theless.... this shit is still painful to watch
>> [_] Anon 892067 No fucking way. I need to watch some good porn to forget this shit :o
>> [_] Anon 892088 Fapppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp ppppp
>> [_] Anon 892118 He's must be russian (or at least from CIS) admin. Bag behind him is labeled in Cyrillic. And there is an opened PC case.
>> [_] Anon 892155 Some people will do anything to be popular on the internets. He should have filmed the resulting conversation with his doctor about his now-shredded butt hole.
>> [_] Anon 892179 On one hand, I really want to see it reading this comments. But on the other hand - I FUCKING HATE NIGHTMARES.
>> [_] Anon 892183 >># Kill yourself
>> [_] Anon 892207 HIS ASS IS SO WIDE AND SAGGY