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[_] 2ch Anon 3398490 Let's play some poker.
>> [_] Anon 3398492 >tfw win my first game Too skilled. Good night, /f/.
>> [_] Anon 3398509 >># the music is really nice
>> [_] Anon 3398550 >Completely demolished my first game >Try again >Completely demolished >Your best "One Pair!" <(^.^)> That's RNGesus.
>> [_] Anon 3398563 >># >get great hand >feel super confident, get two of the opponents up to 7 coins >both have a better hand Fuck. >next round, get the same hand which just won >feel even more confident, I can't get raped twice in a row >get one cat up to 7 coins, last hand's winner >he has an even better fucking hand Fucking cancer cat bullshit. Fuck that smoking asshole.
>> [_] Anon 3398572 >># >just ended a game >Ranking: First >Round: Seven >Coin: 51 >Win: 5 >Lose: 0 >Drop: 2 >Best Hand: Straight Fuck, doing so well just gets me hyped. I love this dumb fucking game, /f/.

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[_] SPICY instructions inside... Anon 3385835 HOW TO PLAY THE FORBIDDEN GAME 1) Get a mixed drink and a shot glass with hard alcohol. 2) Get a buddy and make the above for him too. 3) Hit RANDOM in the opponent selection screen and play a hand. If you win it, your buddy takes a sip of his mixed drink. If you lose it, you take a sip. 4) Repeat until the match ends. If you come in 1st place, your buddy takes 3 shots. If you come in 2nd or 3rd place, YOU take 1 shot. If you come in last place, YOU take 3 shots. 5) Switch. Your buddy plays and adheres to the above rules. Whoever takes the least amount of shots is the winner of the game. If the number of shots you took was even, you must play another rotation until a winner is determined. GOOD LUCK DIE HAPPY

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[_] Anon 3383748 Let's play
>> [_] Anon 3383749 How the fuck do you play this?
>> [_] Anon 3383752 >># Do you know how to poker?
>> [_] Anon 3383757 >># >Do you know how to poker? lolno

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[_] Anon 3367947 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3368047 Damn it, I hate poker.
>> [_] Anon 3368048 Just trashed on these cats, man. They didn't see those four cards coming
>> [_] Anon 3368062 >># Same. Utterly btfo, got them in the first few rounds and then they never recovered, was too far ahead for them to catch up
>> [_] Anon 3368070 >tfw bluff your way to +6 coins when you have absolutely nothing Is there a better feeling?
>> [_] Anon 3368071 >># >they all drop when I have a flush and could have taken them to town for 7 coins each Is there a worse feeling?
>> [_] Anon 3368111 >Won first try >But it's time-based rather than continuing until all competitors are out Nice but shitty.
>> [_] Anon 3368121 >># It's not time-based. It ends when at least one person doesn't have as much money as there is in the pot.
>> [_] Anon 3368122 >># Oh well in that case I'mma keep playing!
>> [_] Anon 3368124 Game was too easy. So I chose the two red players and one black. Turns out that completely hands odds to the house. Which is absolute bullshit. Just like casinos in real life!

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[_] Anon 3365210

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[_] SPICY instructions inside... Anon 3355446 HOW TO PLAY THE FORBIDDEN GAME 1) Get a mixed drink and a shot glass with hard alcohol. 2) Get a buddy and make the above for him too. 3) Hit RANDOM in the opponent selection screen and play a hand. If you win it, your buddy takes a sip of his mixed drink. If you lose it, you take a sip. 4) Repeat until the match ends. If you come in 1st place, your buddy takes 3 shots. If you come in 2nd or 3rd place, YOU take 1 shot. If you come in last place, YOU take 3 shots. 5) Switch. Your buddy plays and adheres to the above rules. Whoever takes the least amount of shots is the winner of the game. If the number of shots you took was even, you must play another rotation until a winner is determined. GOOD LUCK DIE HAPPY
>> [_] Anon 3355464 >># does this game not count flushes?
>> [_] Anon 3355469 >># wait it does my b, the joker mechanic just confused me
>> [_] Anon 3355473 >># What character am I?
>> [_] Anon 3355490 What exactly causes the game to end? Seems to be random as far as I can tell.
>> [_] Anon 3355501 gay
>> [_] Anon 3355504 >># what's gay about playing cards?
>> [_] Anon 3355512 >># I think its once you hit 40

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[_] Anon 3340809 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3340818 I want to fuck Zu
>> [_] Anon 3340911 >># bump

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[_] The Foorbidden Game Anon 3330833

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[_] Let's take shots Kyle. Anon 3326314
>> [_] Anon 3326346 >># in the name of team mini, i have won in 8 rounds
>> [_] Anon 3326389 >># this game is horse shit, ive gotten royal shit and still lost

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[_] Hi Anon 3318687 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3318735 This game is nigger rigged
>> [_] Anon 3318789 Does anyone know how the game decides when it's over? I've had one that lasted 12 rounds and another that lasted 17 rounds.
>> [_] Anon 3318882 >># When even a single person no longer has enough coins to bet, are you this fukking new?

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[_] autism Anon 3307913
>> [_] Anon 3307937 >># Thanks, always fun

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[_] autism Anon 3307492
>> [_] Anon 3307515 >Have three 8's >Someone else has three 3's >each have junk cards on the side >they win and I lose though huh?
>> [_] Anon 3307537 >># had a joker on that round?

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[_] Anon 3305349 How to get BOOTY BLASTED on New Years 1) Get another player 2) Alternate between each other in playing the game 3) Any time you lose a hand or forfeit money, take a sip of beer 4) Every time you win a hand, your opponent takes three sips of beer 5) If you don't come in first by the end of the game, take a shot 6) If you come in first by the end of the game, your opponent takes 3 shots at once 6.5) If you come in last then you have to take 3 shots at once 7) Alternate so that your partner plays 8) Repeat 9) ???? 10) Trashed.
>> [_] Anon 3305493 I must not understand the rules of poker very well, but whenever I have a three of a kind using a Joker, it always loses to a three of a kind with a weaker card. Why is that?

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[_] Drinking game inside. Anon 3304976 How to get BOOTY BLASTED on New Years 1) Get another player 2) Alternate between each other in playing the game 3) Any time you lose a hand or forfeit money, take a sip of beer 4) Every time you win a hand, your opponent takes three sips of beer 5) If you don't come in first by the end of the game, take a shot 6) If you come in first by the end of the game, your opponent takes 3 shots at once 7) Alternate so that your partner plays 8) Repeat 9) ???? 10) Trashed.
>> [_] Anon 3304984 >># >implying we have anyone else to celebrate New Years with
>> [_] Anon 3304985 >># >drinking beer on a new year's eve how blasphemous can you get?
>> [_] Anon 3304990 >># There's a reminder I could've done without. :(
>> [_] Anon 3305033 Postly reminder that Morara is a whore and need to die

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[_] Anon 3295634 Morara will never win again https://imgur.com/a/xa4vg Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Procyonidae 3295653 Shin is one creepy motherfucker.
>> [_] Anon 3295736 >># This game is fucking bullshit First hand I get a pair of kings so I bet on it. Not the greatest hand but worth the risk. Other dude ends up having three jacks. Okay, that wasn't the greatest hand. Nexy hand have 3, 4, 5, 6 and Jack. Decided to hold my potential straight and change the jack out. Low and behold I got a 7 for an off suit straight. I bet on it. Literally everyone else reveals their hands and has a royal flush. Fuck this game.
>> [_] Anon 3295738 >># That's funny, cause the best hand anyone had for me was a pair of jacks...
>> [_] Anon 3295743 >># >Joker card Fuck you

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[_] Let's get some [G] Anon !oldfagQjTA 3292653
>> [_] Procyonidae 3292670 Syobo kicked my shit in.
>> [_] Anon !oldfagQjTA 3292674 >># FUCKING SAME
>> [_] Anon 3292709 >># Morara was the one beating me every time. Luckily I managed to erase that grin of his ikemen face.
>> [_] Procyonidae 3292720 Best run so far is two sets and a straight. Finished with 43.
>> [_] Anon 3292725 >round 1 >opening hand 4 aces
>> [_] Anon 3292764 >># >Round 1 >Nearly a straight >Round 2 >swapped one card, 6-7-8-9-10 I wish real poker was like this
>> [_] Anon 3292769 >got the flush >still lost Fucking kill yourself.
>> [_] Anon 3292771 >># >!oldfagQjTA kys

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[_] Anon 3266522
>> [_] Anon 3266723 won a match in 4 rounds...

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>> [_] Anon 3257834 >># wtf do joker do
>> [_] Anon 3257836 holy shit this game is old
>> [_] Anon 3257839 Why did the game not acknowledge my flush?
>> [_] Anon 3257866 man I wish I knew how to play poker
>> [_] Anon 3257943 Is Fun retarded?

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[_] Any oldfags around? Anon 3153565 If you came to /f/ before 2009, post a flash from the era and come back here to reminisce~
>> [_] Anon 3153574 I wish I came that early.
>> [_] Anon 3153594 Began lurking when /tg/ was still a trial board just as I found my first D&D group. I'd sort of migrated here from YTMND after the layout change and I'd gotten tired of seeing the same few sites sitting at the top ranks for months at a time. I regret nothing.
>> [_] Anon 3153597 Sauce on the music? Has it been uploaded to the youtubes or am I gonna have to do that myself? Seems like it's the games ost and probably isn't uploaded, looked before a couple of months ago and can't find the exact music, even with the names of the producers. I found a podcast show but it has nothing to do with the game.
>> [_] Anon 3153598 >># farkkkle
>> [_] Anon 3153599 >># I have been searching for this sauce for 7 years -- to no avail
>> [_] Anon 3153601 >># http://www.frasforum.com/index.shtml http://coaworks.jp/music/bgm.html http://propanmode.net/ https://soundcloud.com/yamajet Found them, wonder how I didn't get it the first time.
>> [_] Anon 3153604 >># I don't have time to check every track on their pages right now, if you do find the songs, give me a shout senpai. If you can't, I'll check for them tomorrow and post a new thread if I find them. Good luck anon! Your 7 years of searching is about to be over.
>> [_] Anon 3153607 >># Come to think of it. I think fark and ebaumsworld were the only two places worth noting that I didn't lurk at that time.
>> [_] Anon 3153608 >># That's not me

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>> [_] Anon 3107842 >># Damm, i thought it was the drunk walking game
>> [_] Anon 3107859 Woo, it's like Poker Night with Strong Bad and the Heavy, except with 2chan personalities. >># Me too.
>> [_] Anon 3107860 Who the fuck plays with jokers in the deck?
>> [_] Anon 3107934 >># seriously, wtf
>> [_] Anon 3108029 >># Someone post that swf pls
>> [_] Anon 3108035 >># >># Dead Drunk? http://swfchan.com/10/49331/

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[_] Best day of year 美的 3082790
>> [_] Anon 3082800 >># >straight flush >still lose Game is rigged as fuck
>> [_] Anon 3082802 >># Poker with jokers, not even once. Not to mention that every single one of them drops if you bet with 2 pair or better, and it is impossible to bluff them out.

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[_] Good [G] Anon 3050344 Lighting your gambling habits.
>> [_] JoHn CENa 3050390 My God this is funner than the divison and i bet it was made with out the servers cashing on day 1 i must have sauce my good sir
>> [_] Anon 3050392 >># 2channels community. Loads of effort in their works which are posted here from time t time, relative to ours, of course.

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[_] (/ﾟДﾟ)/ 3044455 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3044585 >># I don't know how to play poker but I keep winning, is this easy modo or something?
>> [_] Anon 3044631 >># what kind of poker is this?

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[_] posting based [G] to kill tranny thread Anon 3043094 thank me with the fun youll have
>> [_] Anon 3043100 >># >game ends as soon as the AI gets ahead of me fuckin rigged
>> [_] Anon 3043102 not bad, this is pretty fun
>> [_] Anon 3043151 >># Fuck Joker rules.

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[_] >># >># 3031980 >># ere ewe go ladde keep that habit growing

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>> [_] Anon 3015197 WHAT KIND OF A STUPID GAME HAS YOU CLICK THE CARDS YOU WANT AND SWAPS EVERYTHING ELSE??????

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[_] Comfy games pls Anon 3013774 How are you doing?
>> [_] Anon 3013797 >># I'm good
>> [_] Anon 3013835 Doing better now that I've won a game.

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>> [_] Anon 3005103 How do I change multiple times?

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[_] Anon 3000979

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[_] Anon 2999570
>> [_] Anon 2999610 This is beautiful. I don't know what i am doing, really wishing that those two years of Japanese taught me more than racial stereotypes and animal noise songs, but i love this

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[_] Post games Anon 2991148

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[_] Post your #1 flash game Anon 2982928 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2982951 Is there any reason at all to bluff? I lost literally every time I tried bluffing.
>> [_] Anon 2982978 >># Could there be anyone who would post the full Binding of Isaac Game? This game gets boring pretty fast.
>> [_] Anon 2982996 >># this shit has jokers in it? really?
>> [_] Anon 2983017 Fuck this game
>> [_] Anon 2983036 Game is rigged as shit and bluffing serves no purpose. The game ending after 10 hands or so also kills it, as the game should be played to completion (players going bust). Basically, every round goes as such - 1. Receive your cards. 2. Hold w/e and throw the rest out. 3. If you have 3 of a kind or better, raise indefinitely. If not, fold. 4. Find out the opposition's hand is almost always better anyway. 5. Lose. 0/10
>> [_] Anon 2983041 >># >># what anime is this again?
>> [_] Anon 2983042 >># occasionally raise 2 right at the start will make them all fold
>> [_] Anon 2983047 >># If your turn is last and nobody raises on their 1st turn you can bluff into 3 free coins. If your turn isn't last you might be able to bluff in the same way if everyone after you discarded 4 or 5 cards. For higher value bluffs you'll almost always lose, but it sometimes comes down to the AIs you're playing against, some show less or more confidence in their hands and Fun also likes to bluff. I still wouldn't try high-value bluffing except in very specific situations. >># At least play the game more than once, it's painfully obvious when you say it ends after 10 hands. The game's not rigged or even that hard.
>> [_] Anon 2983064 >># Played it again. Lost terribly for several games. Finally won in a landslide victory with 40 chips. Statement retracted.
>> [_] Anon 2983109 gud music

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[_] i like penises Anon 2975069 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2975194 I swear to god this game reads your hands or some shit. > Get amazing hand > Raise 1 > Everyone instantly folds > Get mediocre hand > Purposely keep cards to make it look like I have a good hand > Raise 1 > AI always calls/raises I've yet to bluff them once or get them to follow through with raising when I have a good hand.

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[_] Good content only please Anon 2971993 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2972049 this is one of the best things to get posted on /f/
>> [_] Anon 2972134 This is great, I'm gonna re-learn how to play blackjack and poker.

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[_] Let's post good content today /f/ Anon 2968891
>> [_] Anon 2968910 ty Anon, this was a good post. Lemmie see if I have anything worth sharing...
>> [_] Anon 2968924 not bad really
>> [_] Anon 2968981 Old man Fun came through at the end. Good jorb Op

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[_] 2chan 2huesday Anon 2965492 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2965621 dude, hell yes. this is fucking awesome
>> [_] Anon 2965666 #1 on the ranking! ...with 3 coins
>> [_] Anon 2965675 >get dealt a straight flush >win 5 coins
>> [_] Anon 2965683 >># >># really? i keep getting my ass kicked
>> [_] Anon 2965687 >># Same. I think my best was. 4 win 4 loss 6 fold
>> [_] Anon 2965690 >># You gotta know when to hold em and when to fold em. The characters you play against matter too. I won a game against easier characters and it went on for almost 30 rounds.
>> [_] Anon 2965724 What makes the game end? It seems arbitrary as shit. Also, Shin and Fun are taking my fat ass to the bank
>> [_] Anon 2965737 i swear to fuck these assclowns cheat >Get a full house >still lose what the actual fuck?

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[_] OHOHO FOUND THIS TOO Anon 2963660 My search is complete. This /f/aggot can die in peace now. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2963729 Fun. I remember this from olden times.
>> [_] Anon 2963733 Had some fun with this >all 3 laying down cards >my cards are shit but hold them all anyway >tfw they all fall for your bluff
>> [_] Anon 2963762 Anyone know the music for when you're playing?
>> [_] Anon 2963770 >># One of the two songs I heard sounds pretty similar to a song from Irresponsible Captain Tylor, but I don't know of it's the same one. Seem's shorter in this game than in Tylor.
>> [_] Anon 2963825 >I play 6 games. >Get shit for all hands >Decide to fuck it full yolo. >Fight with smoker >He folds >Get 15 coins What is this game?
>> [_] Anon 2963850 I keep getting rekt. And the cards are too small to make out.
>> [_] Anon 2963898 what the fuck is joker in this

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[_] [G] hey look its ultramagnus! Anon 924080

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[_] [G] Anon 908276 it's poker
>> [_] Anon 908281 God, I suck at this.
>> [_] Anon 908301 This is a fucking good flash. I haven't seen quality like this in a while.
>> [_] Anon 908309 pretty good but what's that damn Joker doin' there
>> [_] Anon 908347 All the mother fucking rounds are rigged.
>> [_] Anon 908349 Jokers are supposed to be wild, but it's buggy. Like, I could have a pair of twos, a three, a four, and a joker, and lose to someone with two pairs, even though that should count as three twos.
>> [_] Anon 908358 What the fuck Apparently 2345A doesn't count as a flush.
>> [_] Anon 908410 >># That's because it isn't necessarily a flush. But it should definitely be a straight.
>> [_] Anon-- 908425 fun, zu and sii. dual 3 deadly combo. i fucking swear, i've lost 3-4 matches with this trio in a row. zu, is a poker master. note: zu cheats a lot.
>> [_] Anon-- 908437 lol wut? zu lost to my three 9's when she had a joker, and two aces... good scripting.
>> [_] Anon 908522 Zu cheats
>> [_] Anon 908539 Of the 2 games I played, Zu came in last on both of them.
>> [_] Anon 908558 Holy fucking awesome song.
>> [_] Anon 908573 >># your right the joker is quite buggy. Otherwise good flash
>> [_] Anon 908595 Shit's bugging out on me.