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[_] [L] Dear 4chan preacher guy Anonymous 12/06/11(Tue)18:23 No.1584486
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 12/06/11(Tue)18:27 No.1584488
i love how people can post literally anything on this site: Furry hentai, toddler sex, gore,
animal cruelty, political agendas, conspiracy theories, etc etc.
But when someone talks about the Gospel of Jesus Christ, everyone flips out.
"For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds
should be exposed." (John 3:20)
>> [_] Anonymous 12/06/11(Tue)18:33 No.1584496
Why are there always 'eth's after bible-speek?
Was Jesus so gay he demanded extra lisps in his fiction?
Seriouthly.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/06/11(Tue)18:36 No.1584500
I love the TF2 version of this with the Heavy.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/06/11(Tue)18:37 No.1584501
>>1584496
The KJV is the most trusted translation, so serious preachers tend to sway more towards reading
it, and as a result they memorize from it too.
Nothing wrong with other translations, except that the Catholic Church corrupted them (ie: Acts
8:38 and 1 John 5:7)
>> [_] Anonymous 12/06/11(Tue)18:40 No.1584504
>>1584501
>The KJV is the most trusted translation, so serious preachers tend to sway more towards reading
it, and as a result they memorize from it too.
Soooo... they're becoming just as gay?
>RELIGIOUS LOGIC
>> [_] Anonymous 12/06/11(Tue)18:43 No.1584510
We Speak No Americano ~ Yolanda Be Cool before anyone asks.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/06/11(Tue)18:44 No.1584513
>>1584488
Actually, each of those has their own board (except for furry, that's not truly welcome anywhere)
We don't have a /rel/ - religion board for a reason: massive amounts of trolling would ensue from
both sides and the board would have to be closed due to the sheer amount of trolling. I don't
know why you'd bother trying to talk about God here, there's absolutely no way you're going to
convert anyone, especially since most people will assume you're trolling (which, you probably
are, and I wish you would stop because you make christians look worse).
>> [_] Anonymous 12/06/11(Tue)18:46 No.1584516
>>1584496
>implying the Bible wasn't written during the medieval/renaissance era, where it was actually
quite normal to speak that way
>> [_] Anonymous 12/06/11(Tue)18:50 No.1584521
>>1584488
Because you are trying to tell us a certain way to think. Your "god" gave me the right to free
will. I am going to use it.
I don't like any of the things you put up, but I also don't like the religious posts either.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/06/11(Tue)18:51 No.1584524
>>1584516
>implying that I was implying anything at all
>>1584513
This.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/06/11(Tue)18:52 No.1584527
>>1584513
If no one repents, then it will serve as a testimony against you, and my hands will be washed of
all blame for your damnation.
Ezekiel 3:18 explains my point more fully. Read it please, my friend.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/06/11(Tue)18:53 No.1584530
>>1584527
I'm, not your friend buddy!
>> [_] Anonymous 12/06/11(Tue)18:54 No.1584535
>>1584530
He's not your buddy, guy!
>> [_] Anonymous 12/06/11(Tue)18:55 No.1584536
>>1584527
I'm no friend of yours, preacher man. If you're really trying to save souls from the fires of
damnation, you might try somewhere less resistant.
Even God gave up on Soddam and Gomorrah (or however they're spelled)
>> [_] Anonymous 12/06/11(Tue)19:05 No.1584548
>>1584536
I bet he gets a thrill out of pissing people off, but he's lying to himself and masking his
trolling as God's work. Much like the Doomsday Killer in Dexter!
>> [_] Anonymous 12/06/11(Tue)19:11 No.1584553
>>1584488
most of us don't care beyond the fact that we're here to be entertained and there's nothing
entertaining about this
>> [_] Anonymous 12/06/11(Tue)19:15 No.1584555
I thought the quote was rather brilliant. In a non-religious way. "for all evil hates light, they
hide from exposure." You can literally apply it to any politician. They act all cool, and we're
here to serve you, until somebody finds out they like to rape babies...
>> [_] Anonymous 12/06/11(Tue)19:20 No.1584562
>>1584555
You mean priests right?
>> [_] Anonymous 12/06/11(Tue)19:42 No.1584587
>flash with a parrot, some text and music
>hot-heated religious debate in its thread
>> [_] Anonymous 12/06/11(Tue)23:21 No.1584703
>>1584527
The fact that "Damnation" is a serious concept in your faith is a mark against it. Eternal,
everlasting torment for "sinning" is a concept mutually exclusive from the idea of "kind and
loving God." Even if I were so inclined as to believe, it would not be in favor of the Abrahamic
religions.
Ultimately, I have no reason to support that miserable, hateful old sky tyrant; not only is it
extremely doubtful that -any- specific deity as imagined by human beings exists, the particular
being called YHWH/Jehova is, frankly, jealous, paranoid, murderous, and unnecessarily cruel,
among many, many other vices. God, as described by the bible, is kind of a dick.
So no thanks. I don't need your "saving."
>> [_] Anonymous 12/07/11(Wed)01:16 No.1584741
God is a douche bag. thats why we hate anything related to him. you don't see loli's trying to
convert people as they have a dragon dick shoved into their tiny lil holes, do you?
Sure furfags put their dick out in the open for everyone to see, but at least its normally in a
certain place. not everywhere it is possible. I don't see furfags coming to my door and stuffing
me in a suit.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/07/11(Wed)03:35 No.1584766
THERE IS NO GOD BUT ALLAH AND MUHAMMED IS THE MESSANGER OF ALLAH! ANY MAN WHO DENIES THIS IS AN
INFIDEL WHOM ALL MUSLIMS MUSTN'T SUFFER TO LIVE!
>> [_] Anonymous 12/07/11(Wed)04:24 No.1584776
suggestion, use the 4chan filter and block the flash name, all good
and then when the faget mistags/misnames, report
simple
