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[_] [H] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)15:44 No.

  Classy [H] is classy.

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>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)15:57 No.

  how do I what after gurl?

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)16:03 No.

  >>1626424

  go back 2 bed

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)16:06 No.

  Ok I'm under the stairs, now what?

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)16:07 No.

  under the stairs and the bitch wont come.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)16:08 No.

  Wrong stairs, you were supposed to go left of your appartment.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)16:09 No.

  >>1626429

  yeah, same here.

  "Meet me under the stairs"...and then nothing. There's only one stairs that i'm aware of, I'm
  under them, and nothings happening.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)16:09 No.

  >>1626424
  >>1626428
  >>1626429
  >Requiring a strategy guide for a porn game.
  GB2BEDANON

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)16:10 No.

  >>1626431
  >>1626429
  She clearly walks to the left in the window scene.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)16:10 No.

  sweet memories
  but this game diddnt need one handed controls
  I wish other games would have that

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)16:12 No.

  >>1626431

  Never mind, I just figured out stairs part.

  Unintuitively enough, its not under the stairs where she runs away to, you have to go back to the
  screen right outside your apartment and go to the left

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)16:22 No.

  Okay, so finished it.
  ...
  MOAR.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)16:23 No.

  >swimming with a chick

  >suddenly pull her swimsuit aside and start fingering her

  real smooth guy there.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)16:24 No.

  >>1626443
  >>she runs away
  >>she wants to fuck

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)16:24 No.

  >>1626435
  They're still working on the next one. Screenshot just recently showed up on the website.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)16:28 No.

  Badly written, badly animated, badly drawn, and badly programmed.

  This is not even slightly classy. This is grade A dogshit.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)16:34 No.

  "Classy" means "sluggishly paced and kind of surreal", apparently.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)16:36 No.

  This is what Aspies actually believe.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)16:40 No.

  How the fuck do you win? She ran away after I fingered her and now I can't find here, I've been
  everywhere apart from back to my house. What the shit?

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)16:41 No.

  I enjoyed the way it was written,
  its like it was actually from the perspective of a teenage dude.
  its kinda like the dude just remade his first time into a flash

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)16:42 No.

  >>1626455
  You have to hunt her down and kill her.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)16:46 No.

  >>1626455
  You answered your own question. But don't bother. It's not worth it.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)16:47 No.

  >>1626458
  See >>1626452
  I'm sorry you had to find out this way.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)17:07 No.

  > wfw dvorak

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)17:09 No.

  it's like the creators of out of this world made a porno

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)17:11 No.

  >Be creepy rapist
  >Win in the end
  Well shit

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)17:19 No.

  They were flirting in the pool, he didn't just finger rape her out of no where.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)17:36 No.

  >>1626484
  I'm pretty sure that jamming your fingers in a woman's pussy after two sentences to each other
  without her permission is rape...

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)17:52 No.

  >>1626491
  hahaha holy jesus
  >maybe I went too far

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)17:58 No.

  damn it, I thought when my mom met her we would all have a wincestastic threesome

  this game sucks

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)17:58 No.

  >>1626491
  One of those sentences included ass touching.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)18:09 No.

  >>1626500
  >Bet you can't catch me
  >Ha ha, where do you think your touching
  Yep, that' really sounds like an invitation to finger rape her.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)18:09 No.

  It actually seemed believable, given how fucking ridiculous adolescent sexuality is. I wish this
  guy were better at drawing, though.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)18:11 No.

  good game

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)18:15 No.

  >>1626504
  Escalation. It happens.

  >>1626505
  The animator is a chick. Programmer is a guy. She mentioned needing to try harder on their
  twitter.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)18:18 No.

  >>1626510
  I mean, that kid was clearly not very smooth and jumped way faster than I would've, but, you
  know, teenagers and stuff.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)18:31 No.

  Nothing says class like fingering a loose chick in the back of the bus

  not a great game but better than those meet-n-fuck "don't touch my left breast, touch my right"
  moaners heehhe

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)18:59 No.

  Boring as hell, terrible animation, pointlessly drawn out.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:13 No.

  >Consentual Missionary Sex
  We need to form a lynch mob to get the creator of this filth, doesnt even have any loli-catgirls

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:17 No.

  >Girl has sex with her Dad
  >Cum inside and most likely knock her up

  This genius right here.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:29 No.

  > swim around for a while, completely ignoring girl
  > go back home
  > put clothes back on
  > get in bed

  I won!

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:32 No.

  >>1626549

  yes, but did you get fishsticks in the bombed our school???

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:47 No.

  wheres the hood??

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:13 No.

  >>1626450
  >>1626448

  no, no, NO YOU GUYS.

  YOU GUYS,

  ITS HIPSTER SO ITS OKAY.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:30 No.

  Because I love games with large open environment where nothing is interactive and your character
  is gimpy as fuck

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:41 No.

  So am I supposed to infer that her dad was fucking my mom?

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:44 No.

  >>1626595
  That's what I got out of it too.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:45 No.

  what a fucking waste of time

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:46 No.

  laughed my ass of with every fucking scene

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:48 No.

  >never using arrow keys
  WHY
  WHAT THE FUCK
  COME ON
  FUCK THIS GAME
  FUCK YOU OP FOR POSTING THIS
  WHY EVEN HAVE ARROW KEYS IF YOU CAN'T EVEN USE THEM?

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:51 No.

  >>1626602
  So that you can fap with your dominant hand.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:52 No.

  >>1626602
  I think the designer assumed people would become aroused by the game and start masturbating, so
  they made it a one handed control. Unfortunately, the game has nothing sexy and is good only for
  comedic value, making the controls pointless and annoying.

  Also, you don't actually interact with any of the sex scenes, so it's doubly pointless!!

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:56 No.

  >>1626609
  if youre still fapping once a cutscene ends and want to continue playing then its useful.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:08 No.

  >YFW his mother is seeing her father

>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:19 No.

  poor conveyance