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[_] [L] Turn from your sins while you still can. Anonymous 12/01/11(Thu)19:56 No.1582249
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 12/01/11(Thu)20:13 No.1582255
Waited for a punch line.
Was disappointed
>> [_] Anonymous 12/01/11(Thu)20:40 No.1582265
Eternal Death...?
>> [_] Anonymous 12/01/11(Thu)21:47 No.1582282
inb4 hood version?
>> [_] Anonymous 12/01/11(Thu)21:52 No.1582283
inb4 religious debacle ensues
>> [_] Anonymous 12/01/11(Thu)21:59 No.1582285
>implying protestants agree on the existence of original sin.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/01/11(Thu)21:59 No.1582286
It feels weird to hear it all wrapped up in a few minutes.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/01/11(Thu)22:58 No.1582303
actually makes sense, you know? with the whole "god making AAAAAALL mankind and existance".
>> [_] Anonymous 12/01/11(Thu)23:12 No.1582307
>>make humans flawed
>>give them no knowledge of evil
>>allow an evil trickster to fuck with them
>>naive humans are fooled by said asshole
>>blame the humans despite the fact that you created them
Seems legit.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/01/11(Thu)23:29 No.1582314
>>1582307
I still call bullshit. but fuck it. I'm gonna go hangout with my priest who plays with me in
places that shouldn't be toyed with.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/01/11(Thu)23:36 No.1582318
>>1582314
>I'm gonna go hangout with my priest who plays with me in places that shouldn't be toyed with.
It's tradition, after all.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/01/11(Thu)23:40 No.1582321
>>1582265
In other words, atheists get exactly what they believe. Nothingness.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/01/11(Thu)23:40 No.1582322
Fake and gay.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/02/11(Fri)00:48 No.1582347
This was a valuable post to find about 20 seconds in. It also made me lol
>> [_] Anonymous 12/02/11(Fri)02:45 No.1582379
>>1582322
lol
>> [_] Anonymous 12/02/11(Fri)03:33 No.1582397
It gets worse when the angel known as Satan hadn't even fallen by the time Adam and Eve were in
the Garden... It's nice to know your enemy
>> [_] Anonymous 12/02/11(Fri)03:40 No.1582399
is it ok if I flap to this?
>> [_] Anonymous 12/02/11(Fri)03:51 No.1582402
thats a neat little synopsis you got there.
but it leaves out the part where all who are unfaithful are eternally damned and suffer til the
end of time. and Christians are fucking fickle as shit and have changed things to their
convenience. Catholicism is the most convenient of these in my opinion but then again its steeped
in fucking petty bias. Whereas baptists and Jehovah's and the like are fucking batshit insane
with their religion and bias. I don't even have to mention Westboro.
just throwing that out there
>> [_] Anonymous 12/02/11(Fri)05:31 No.1582424
Highly optimized version. Actually it never says that god created the universe. It just said that
god created the earth and light on the first day. So even the possibility that god created the
universe over 9000 years ago is dropped since we receive light from stars far older than we are.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/02/11(Fri)05:31 No.1582425
While looking good on paper, people who try to understand religion from a subjective basis will
make less sense than people trying to understand religion through faith.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/02/11(Fri)05:34 No.1582426
>>1582425
Even if I would see it all as a philosophic metaphor for "something greater" it would still suck
since it's obvious that it's just some bullshit served to people to answer unanswerable questions
and to control them by offering a better life after death under the condition that people won't
strive for power.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/02/11(Fri)05:42 No.1582430
>>1582426
That's actually not entirely correct, since the one influencing control is the Church, and not
the religion in question.
There's a reason protestants got fed up with the whole thing y'know.
I could sum up the Lord's message to humanity simply by saing "Be nice to each other", and I'd be
ten times more accurate than this kind of pseudo-fundamental bullshit.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/02/11(Fri)05:58 No.1582435
>>1582430
>I could sum up the Lord's message to humanity simply by saing "Be nice to each other"
That's the point. If people are nice it's easier to fuck them.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/02/11(Fri)06:21 No.1582440
>>1582435
As long as you fuck them nicely. That's kind of the point when the general idea is that
everyone's nice.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/02/11(Fri)06:28 No.1582443
What is christianity, but a miserable pile of lies.
Why would a mortal being have an immortal soul?
Christians are almost atheist, they just need to disbelieve in one more god.
Religion is a safetyblanket for immature people.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/02/11(Fri)06:59 No.1582457
I think I finally understand my own religion.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/02/11(Fri)07:03 No.1582461
>>1582443
>Christians are almost atheist, they just need to disbelieve in one more god.
My jaw just broke the floor.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/02/11(Fri)09:17 No.1582500
sorry you lost me were do I give a fuck
>> [_] RNorthex 12/02/11(Fri)10:50 No.1582534
those silly christians
>> [_] Anonymous 12/02/11(Fri)11:27 No.1582539
No one said it yet?
LOOK AT ALL THOSE UNBELIEVING NIGGERS, ONLY THE THE WHITES WILL GO TO HEAVEN!!!
>> [_] Anonymous 12/02/11(Fri)12:15 No.1582548
>2011
>still believing in the Infinite Skynigger
>> [_] Anonymous 12/02/11(Fri)12:21 No.1582554
>Adam and Eve
What about lilith?
>> [_] Anonymous 12/02/11(Fri)12:42 No.1582562
Q: What is Christianity (or any other form of Religion for that matter)?
A: A state of severe mental retardation...
