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[_] [G] Happy Thanksgiving Anonymous 11/16/11(Wed)23:43 No.

  Happy Thanksgiving froom PETA.

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>> [_] Anonymous 11/16/11(Wed)23:58 No.

  I played until momma had a change of heart. The turkey looked fine, I didn't have to waste time
  with that nasty tofu crap!

>> [_] Anonymous 11/16/11(Wed)23:59 No.

  Yeah, great, make a Tofurky. Watch how no one will come to your Thanksgiving except for your
  hipster 'friends'.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/11(Thu)00:20 No.

  I hate Turkeys.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/11(Thu)00:33 No.

  lol petards

  Do you guys still bitching about Super Mario 3D Raccoon Suit power up?

>> [_] AdamB15 11/17/11(Thu)01:56 No.

  "Almost all spend their entire lives on factory farms and have no federal legal protections"

  LAWL! Apparently turkeys deserve rights! What madness!

  There is no word available to describe my hate for these idiots.

>> [_] AdamB156 11/17/11(Thu)02:00 No.

  "People who live with turkeys in animal sanctuaries report that they even have varying tastes in
  music"

  The "researchers" were probably high off of mushrooms. I'm surprised they didn't talk about how
  the turkeys started floating around and singing coldplay songs.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/11(Thu)03:09 No.

  I love how Peta stuffs shit like this down our throats, saying we should be nice to animals and
  all, when most of the money they get from charity goes either in ads or their pockets, and that
  they single handedly killed many animals themselves.

  Look it up, they bought a large freezer to hide the corpses of dogs that died in their care.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/11(Thu)03:11 No.

  I love how they say "Now that you see how gross Turkey dinners are"... when in reality they just
  made it look as disgusting as possible and use gross sound effects to accompany them. I have
  never had a turkey dinner that looked like how they made it out to be.

  Also, if a human tried to hug a turkey like she does at the end they'd get the shit pecked and
  clawed out of them.

  In other words... HOW ABOUT I PECK YOUR SHIT

  So since turkeys obviously don't give a fuck about us, why should we give a fuck about them?
  We're higher on the foodchain and they'd do the same to us if they were higher than us.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/11(Thu)03:22 No.

  PETA makes me giggle

>> [_] Peta Ermott 11/17/11(Thu)03:30 No.

  People
  Eating
  Tasty
  Animals

>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/11(Thu)04:00 No.

  Sopme turkeys just got it coming!

>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/11(Thu)05:43 No.

  peta really rustles my jimmies when they release nonsensical bullshit like this

>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/11(Thu)06:23 No.

  IDGAF about turkeys peta I don't care how gory you make it look that shit is tasty.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/11(Thu)07:13 No.

  I remember this. It was fun to play, UP UNTIL THE CHANGE OF HEART. Taking the guts out was so
  fun, it made me want to do it for the next Thanksgiving turkey.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/11(Thu)07:15 No.

  FUCK PETA

>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/11(Thu)07:18 No.

  So, while avoiding eating turkey for thanksgiving, you still need to prepare a turkey flavored
  tofu ball.

  If you hate the idea of eating meat, why the fuck would you try to emulate it with non-meat
  substitutes?

  This is exactly like when lesbians use dildo's.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/11(Thu)07:49 No.

  want turkey now damn it

>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/11(Thu)09:16 No.

  >>1577750
  Petard is an actual word.

  And we the Petard Users' Association of America are not pleased with being associated with these
  left-wing liberal fucks.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/11(Thu)11:16 No.

  The sound track to the game made the videos more like something you'd see on childrens
  television. I half expected cookie monster or so shit talking about how "turkey don't start with
  C, so I no eat turkey..." Now I really want KFC....

>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/11(Thu)12:04 No.

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  See americancensorship.org for more and help us stop these bills from becoming law.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/11(Thu)14:17 No.

  wait... Nintendo didn't sue PETA back into the stone age for this?

>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/11(Thu)14:28 No.

  >>1577770
  I'm still waiting for the Cetacean Nation to be officially recognized.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/11(Thu)17:09 No.

  >>1577855
  > "turkey don't start with C, so I no eat turkey..."
  C is for Chicken, that's good enough for me.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/11(Thu)17:13 No.

  >>1577770
  > "People who live with turkeys in animal sanctuaries report that they even have varying tastes
  in music"
  >The "researchers" were probably high off of mushrooms.

  Quite probably.
  The _farmers_ who live with turkeys say that in addition to being hateful, vicious birds, they're
  also quite possibly the stupidest creatures on the planet, and need to be given their water in
  special raised troughs so that they don't inhale while they drink.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/11(Thu)17:14 No.

  in need to eat some FLESH now

>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/11(Thu)18:32 No.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTrPsCnakfg&feature=related

>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/11(Thu)19:08 No.

  Favorite food is turkey skin, let the good times roll.

  :D Skyrim and a big plate of turkey skin!