File[26.Tifa's Horny Xmas.swf] - (2.51 MB)
[_] [H] Merry Ghostmas. Or something. Anonymous 12/23/11(Fri)02:24 No.1591700
Because I found a whole mess of hacked games and wanted to see if they work.
I hate them so much.
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 12/23/11(Fri)02:31 No.1591702
Cloud is going to chop Santa to pieces and christmas will be ruined.
Why, Santa. Why must you go after Tifa.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/23/11(Fri)02:37 No.1591704
Can't blame him, Anon. I would too.
Cloud would just angst into the ground and sob and cry and drink some Mako or something, because
he's a pussy bitch beta. Santa's Alpha. He took what he wanted.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/23/11(Fri)02:40 No.1591706
>demo
FUCKING HELL.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/23/11(Fri)02:41 No.1591707
>>1591704
You must have only watched Advent Children and never actually played FFVII.
Cloud has issues midway through the game but he gets the fuck over them by the end. After going
through his mako poisoning and reconstructing his personality (separate from Zack's), he figures
out who he is, stops whining, and goes to save the world.
Advent Children decided that that never actually happened though. It also ruined everyone else's
characters while it was at it. I'm of the opinion that the Sephiroth that appeared in AC was just
Kadaj tripping balls, because he didn't act like Sephiroth at all.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/23/11(Fri)02:42 No.1591708
>>1591706
Thought it was the real version when I posted it, sorry man. I don't have the entire one.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/23/11(Fri)02:48 No.1591712
>demo
awww fuck you
>> [_] Anonymous 12/23/11(Fri)02:50 No.1591713
>>1591707
u mad bro?
>> [_] Anonymous 12/23/11(Fri)02:51 No.1591715
>>1591706
>>1591708
>>1591712
Turns out I did have the full version, go check out >>1591709 if you really want it.
Warning: contains 100% more Santa anus.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/23/11(Fri)03:11 No.1591726
>>1591707
I played and beat VII when you were probably still a little bitch. And I didn't really like
Advent Children that much, except for when Sephiroth was kicking ass.
Let me say that again - CLOUD. IS. A. PUSSY. BETA. BITCH.
Cloud is an angsty little faggot bitch. Issues my nutsack - Cloud was the only flaw in an
otherwise perfect game. Final Fantasy VII was amazing, Cloud was the only bump in that otherwise
smooth road.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/23/11(Fri)03:16 No.1591730
I enjoyed this demo.
Cloud has bad taste. Cloud wanted Aerith and puffy shoulder pads.
Everyone knows that puffy shoulders and religion are out of style. No one gets wet over that
anymore.
Was mako energy a symbolic reference to oil and the toxic spills that cause homosexuality?
>> [_] Anonymous 12/23/11(Fri)03:19 No.1591731
>>1591730
I wanted Aerith, myself. Tifa fucked Barret, everyone knows this. Once a white woman touches a
nigger, she's deemed unfuckable. Aerith only fucked Red XIII. I can work with that.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/23/11(Fri)03:24 No.1591734
>>1591726
But nothing you've said is accurate, so you're pretty bad at this trolling game. You need
intentional logical fallacies, something that may appear true on the surface but have
contradictions beneath, not trying to pass blatant lies as truths.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/23/11(Fri)04:23 No.1591750
>>1591734
I'm not trolling the game. I love the game. My personal opinion is exactly as I've stated -
Clouds a beta bitch. That's how I see his character. You don't - your business, piss off. Mine is
- he's a angsty, emo little queer bitch. Like Vincent.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/23/11(Fri)04:35 No.1591753
How can you guys even play these shitty porn games?
>> [_] Anonymous 12/23/11(Fri)04:38 No.1591755
>>1591734
But... how can nothing he said be true if he didn't say anything at all?
He didn't support his argument with anything other than "Cloud is a beta, therefore, cloud is a
beta." Well, he did state that Sepiroth kicked ass in the Advent Children movie, which is a dirty
lie; he was obviously just they wanted a MacGuffin for everyone to fight over, and Sepiroth made
for better fanboy bait than whatever big mystical bullshit 'monster-slash-spirt' they always
write into their retarded plots.
That disappointing fucking movie. I honestly don't know why I expected anything other than
horseshit.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/23/11(Fri)05:25 No.1591766
PIMP SUGERCANE
>> [_] Anonymous 12/23/11(Fri)07:19 No.1591815
well all i can say is EHEH EHEH EHEH EHEH EHEH
