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[_] [G] Anon 1541205 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1541288 Hold left arrow key.
>> [_] Anon 1541289 FF 13 beta.
>> [_] Anon 1541345 Im a level 57 wet dude
>> [_] Anon 1541352 This would be cool if the path split allowing you to choose alt endings etc
>> [_] Anon 1541353 >># Oh wow, that WOULD be pretty neat
>> [_] Anon 1541361 >># the LINEAR RPG something in nthe title is just wrong with that Idea
>> [_] Anon 1541367 whats the level cap?
>> [_] Anon 1541368 You can't just chew stuff together, vomit it up, gulp it all back down, then shit it out, and then call this a game.

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[_] [G] Anon 1317206
>> [_] Anon 1317208 wat
>> [_] Anon 1317216 Fucking genious!!
>> [_] Anonopottomus 1317220 anyone have the tl;dr? saw the last part, basically its a wet dream. :\
>> [_] Anon 1317230 Pegacorn (that's a unicron with wings, they fart rainbows and shit diamonds and are totally awesome, Chuck Norris has eight) Son, I am so fucking proud.
>> [_] Anon 1317335 I liked this.
>> [_] Anon 1317336 test
>> [_] Anon 1317361 >># got to level 61
>> [_] Anon 1317373 lvl 79 surprisingly fun :D
>> [_] Anon 1317374 run backwards at the beginning
>> [_] Anon 1317391 o hay its ff13
>> [_] Anon 1317395 ....or is it? .... Is it?
>> [_] Anon 1317414 Kliche woke up feeling wet.

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[_] [G] Anon 1273110 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1273121 This game is fucking awful. I can't believe it actually won some award.
>> [_] Anon 1273122 how the fuck do you play this shit
>> [_] Anon 1273154 Is this Final Fantasy XIII?
>> [_] Anon 1273159 >># hahaha this is hilarious >># Grind more lvls
>> [_] Anon 1273171 wow, this is really exactly like a j-rpg, but without the faggyness.
>> [_] Anon 1273172 oh man, the story is really good and captivating unlike FF...was i really grinding for 20 minutes...damn,
>> [_] Anon 1273176 >># You walk with arrow keys. Every second you walk you simulate RPG battles; you lose hp but gain experience (left and right top bars respectively). The dots are inns/heal points. Walk back and forward until you have enough levels/hp to make it to the next dot.
>> [_] Anon 1273180 Finished nice story but Kliche didn't even get with Tseret awww, finished with 1926 Max hp
>> [_] Anon 1273220 I don't get why you die so much. You don''t die much at all in Jrpgs.
>> [_] Anon 1273221 >># It's satire. It's not intended to be good on it's own rights.
>> [_] Anon 1273223 >># You're supposed to backtrack a lot.
>> [_] Anon 1273226 I wish it was longer.
>> [_] Anon 1273228 You are now aware that holding both arrow keys will result in your char running on the spot. This will lead to aoutlevelups without having to run back and forth
>> [_] Anon 1273230 Tseret Nievol is Love Interest backwards.
>> [_] Anon 1273237 Haters gonna hate, but this is one of the very few genuinely witty and clever things I've seen on the internet.
>> [_] Anon 1273242 this game is really boring..closed it at lv 50
>> [_] Anon 1273258 finished at level 41 - 628 hp
>> [_] Anon 1273264 This sure is a game
>> [_] Anon 1273267 Kliche woke up feeling wet.
>> [_] Anon 1273340 You literally can't win! It won't end even if you run to the last marker!
>> [_] Anon 1273344 >kliche wow that's a shit name

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[_] [G] [A][M][E] SanaeHanekoma !rY8KbT0.YQ 1263674 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1263677 drop dead at lvl41
>> [_] Anon 1263739 LOL U R SO CLEVAR
>> [_] Anon 1263749 Now I never need to play another RPG again. Thanks! :D
>> [_] Anon 1263769 got to the end at level 39
>> [_] Anon 1263773 >hold left >defocus >refocus >still going left >leave up >come back with 800+ hp YYYYYYEAH
>> [_] Anon 1263864 It's like I'm really playing Final Fantasy XIII
>> [_] Anon 1263865 grinded to level 60
>> [_] Anon 1263910 >># Level 35.
>> [_] Anon 1263933 Good god this is fucking boring. Not even going to bother reading the story in the background.
>> [_] Anon 1263945 Level 64 confirmed to be useless. Also, the final boss is a bitch.

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[_] [G] Anon 1147171 Just like Final Fantasy XIII. Mr.CopyPasta was here Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1147178 FUCKIN MASTERPIECE!
>> [_] Anon 1147181 wow... I cant believe i actually read all of that.
>> [_] Anon 1147196 fuck win
>> [_] Anon 1147200 represents the storyline of Final Fantasy XIII quite well...
>> [_] Anon 1147219 This game is so fucking representative that ... hell, it hurts! This is the very manifestation of awesome! OMFG! SO MUCH WIN!
>> [_] Anon 1147225 Protip: spam left in the begining of the game you will run nowhere but still gain massive xp :P beat the game like a motherfucker
>> [_] Diablo W. Guns !0ORolAND/. 1147229 I wish I could code in flash. I would make a game called, "THE PARODY GAME." "ALL GAMES SUCK! YOUR FAVORITE GAME OR GAME GENRE SUCKS! THE ONLY GOOD GAME EVER WAS PACMAN! NO, WAIT, THAT SUCKED TOO. PONG WAS BETTER. WAIT, PONG SUCKED TOO. ALL VIDEO GAMES SUCK."
>> [_] Anon 1147244 hehe i'm lv 55 hp 2099 exp 266 /3437
>> [_] Anon 1147250 >Speed from mega-fucking-awesome to Bruce Lee Whoever wrote this needs a god damn medal.
>> [_] Huh? Anon 1147261 You mean I didnt just play FFXlll?
>> [_] Anon 1147265 >># Even better, spam left, but while pressing left, go to a different tab/window. Left will still be pressed in flash.
>> [_] Anon 1147285 I just beat it at lvl 36, I dare you to beat it at lower.
>> [_] Anon 1147291 WILL THERE BE A SEQUEL?!
>> [_] Anon 1147295 >># 13 MORE GAMES AND 8 SPINOFFS BASED ON THE SEVENTH GAME, YES.
>> [_] Anon 1147298 >># I beat it at level 81
>> [_] Anon 1147302 >># I hope next one there will be some dead ends you can branch off from the main story and not progress. just to sit and grind at
>> [_] Anon 1147333 It's simply THE Linear RPG. srsly.
>> [_] Anon 1147336 Dude, this is a great parody, but I seriously do not understand the running, loosing hp and dying randomly bit. But whatever.
>> [_] Anon 1147347 Nevermind. Figured it out. Got to level 55 before I got bored. Didn't bother with reading the story though.
>> [_] Anon 1147356 >># You are either a troll or an idiot.
>> [_] Anon 1147360 So goddamn WET
>> [_] Anon 1147366 >># Barely managed to beat it at level 34
>> [_] Anon 1147368 >>Just like every SquareEnix game ever. Fixed.
>> [_] Anon 1147375 hold left and right while next to an inn to safly gain experience and be near an inn so you dont die! while tabbed out lol
>> [_] Anon 1147381 this needs stats incorporated, like defense to take less damage, and attack to do more damage (take less damage due to killing things quicker. loot would be nice too to do more damage with and take less damage with
>> [_] Anon 1147397 It's ridiculous. Even when I don't actually fight anybody, even when I do not have much control over my death, I still want to keep playing. What the fuck is up with RPGs?
>> [_] Anon 1147399 >># yeah I beat it at 34 too

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[_] [G] Linear RPG Anon 920571 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 920573 interesting read I guess
>> [_] Anon 920577 kinda fun, woulda been better to have it about 3x as long and some sort of system to buy armor/weaponry
>> [_] Anon 920581 I got to 53 by the time I reached the end. I moved back and forwards as I read it.
>> [_] Anon 920584 is there an alternate ending?
>> [_] Anon 920585 I got level 52 fuck yeah
>> [_] Anon 920631 some cheats :D http://webzila.net/css/index.php
>> [_] Anon 920633 needs side quests (dead end lines that don't make you progress)
>> [_] Anon 920640 Hold left = infinite experience
>> [_] Anon 920719 Lvl 54 GRINDAN GAEMS
>> [_] Anon 920726 >># bahahah
>> [_] Anon 920730 god damn you are all gay
>> [_] Anon 920734 i did a speed run can anyone give a summery of the story?
>> [_] Anon 920738 lvl 41, pure skill
>> [_] Red 920747 I'm currently let it run left automatically. Hold left, right click, alt tab to another window while the little context menu is up. BAM, instant runnan without effort.
>> [_] Red 920753 >># also I accidentally my grammar. :/
>> [_] Anon 920778 kliche woke up feeling wet lol
>> [_] Anon 920791 Level 39, bitches.
>> [_] Anon 920796 Level 25 motherfuckers!
>> [_] N !ZDKImvtK1. 920803 http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/3339/li nearrpgeatit.png Eat it.
>> [_] Anon 920807 So this is the 3D version of Progress Quest.
>> [_] Anon 920809 >># Your WHOLE grammar? Isn't that dangerous?
>> [_] Anon 920827 lvl 59
>> [_] Anon 920846 Level 70. I'm bored.
>> [_] Mono-chan !moNoTOnous 920860 >># Lol, Windows Live OneCare detected an Exploit on that site. Too bad for you, I've cleaned it.
>> [_] Anon 920862 >># lvl 61. you'll close the window. i shall overtake you.
>> [_] Mono-chan !moNoTOnous 920865 >># I'm leaving this up all night. I'll be level OVER 9000!
>> [_] Mono-chan !moNoTOnous 920875 >># Lvl 53 now. I'm comin for that #1 spot.
>> [_] Mono-chan !moNoTOnous 920879 Lvl 54. :D
>> [_] Anon 920890 Kliche woke up feeling wet. It was all a dream. A wet dream.
>> [_] Anon 920899 lvl 65
>> [_] Anon 920919 "...and set the pegacorn speed from 'mega-fucking-awesome' to 'Bruce Lee' and were at the cave in about the time it took to load the area." Fuckin' lol'd.
>> [_] Mono-chan !moNoTOnous 920966 Lvl 65, and this has been marked as old, apparently. It's highlighted, but I don't see a "Marked as old" on this page. I'm gonna be lvl 70 soon, and my goal is to hit LVL 100.