File: pro.swf-(1.25 MB, 770x600, Other)
[_] Anon 2769892 Going through my old /f/ folder and posting some strange things Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2769940 'Read fast U fag'?
>> [_] Anon 2769944 Now I'm complete.
>> [_] Anon 2770107 >># Wow I haven't seen this bullshit in years

File: rrrrrrrrrrrr.swf-(1.25 MB, Game)
[_] newfags cant win this game Anon 1911539
>> [_] Anon 1911541 How do I play lelelelele
>> [_] Anon 1911543 fuck you i've been here all summer srsly tho i can win
>> [_] Anon 1911544 How do you play it?
>> [_] Anon 1911546 >># Tell us how do you play it then?
>> [_] Anon 1911548 read the rolling text newfags..
>> [_] Anon 1911550 >># how do we play
>> [_] Anon 1911552 WHATS IN THE BOX!??!
>> [_] Anon 1911553 I won.
>> [_] Anon 1911554 lol i know, lurk moar
>> [_] Anon 1911555 ITT: People pretending the flash isn't just scrollover box l2google
>> [_] Anon 1911557 000000000000000000 000000000000000000 0000.....................0000 0000......OPEN......0000 0000........THE.......0000 0000........BOX.......0000 0000.....................0000 000000000000000000
>> [_] Anon 1911558 >># How?
>> [_] Anon 1911560 Right click, play. Done.
>> [_] Anon 1911563 >># cant
>> [_] Anon 1911569 >browsing /f/ >see interesting game >mess with it for a while >read comments for answer >find nothing useful >mess with game for a while again >I figure it out >just have to >Open the door >Get on the floor >Everybody walk the dinosaur
>> [_] Anon 1911573 it covers up the letters o tion st what is in the box tim cre te o ctor hy aut msm s th ims eeu s dit ms c c mi t dit r ere u joo d ar
>> [_] Anon 1911574 >># Thats how I also found out how to play it
>> [_] Anon 1911575 >># >o tion st what is in the box tim cre te o ctor hy aut msm s th ims eeu s dit ms c c mi t dit r ere u joo d ar anyone try to make a sentence out of that
>> [_] Anon 1911576 inb4 swfchan
>> [_] Anon 1911577 >># i just checked there and nothing. also opened it with sothink swf decompiler and there is nothing in it. nothing at all...
>> [_] Anon 1911579 >># you just won this game GRATZ
>> [_] Anon 1911582 this is just a troll, i opened it in adobe flash professional cs6 there's nothing for you to win.
>> [_] Anon 1911584 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cmqwbZa6 _w
>> [_] Anon 1911612 >># a head of my dead wife?
>> [_] Anon 1911651 >># lotion is what is in the box. time create doctor. why? autism.
>> [_] Anon 1911655 inb4 dragon dildos
>> [_] Anon 1911658 >># You mean she had more than one?
>> [_] Anon 1911684 Easy win
>> [_] Anon 1911717 >newfags can't win this game >"Time to prove myself" says everyone who thinks they have to prove themselves >Flash content related to movie I hate you. I hate you so much but I also hate all of the people who don't notice this stupid viral marketing bullshit. It's that same shit that's used to bully people into paying attention to something or buying something. Just like those electronic cigarette commercials that say "we're all adults here" as if not buying them makes you a baby. Are you a baby? "Waaah waaaah. I buy non-electric cigarettes. Waaah." - U tl;dr niggers gonna nig
>> [_] Anon 1911718 >># INB4 Unamla'amahed?

File :[pro.swf] - (1.25 MB)
[_] [L] huh !ipUdFENsQc 927282 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Louise Françoise de la Baume le Blanc de la Vallière !!Bzaov8/XKWn 927285 Transformers 2?
>> [_] Anon 927290 >># "ç"?
>> [_] Anon 927322 is the cube everything?
>> [_] Anon 927334 New batman movie? With The Riddler?
>> [_] Anon 927389 I think there's some sort of hidden message. When you scroll over the box, question marks cover up some of the letters down at the bottom. Ki?d ?f ??ke thi?
>> [_] Anon 927392 Give me a minute. I love viral marketing things~
>> [_] Anon 927398 Host site is http://www.whatsinthebox.nl/
>> [_] Anon 927407 found this searching. http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/03/18/what s-in-the-box/
>> [_] Anon 927410 http://whatsinthebox.nl/anti.jpg :P
>> [_] Anon 927411 >># Creepy as fuck, regardless...keep cracking. I'm too lazy to care enough to find a reason to dothis
>> [_] Anon 927419 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU_reTt7H j4 Saw something about "Black Mesa" in the news part.. Uh, Valve..?
>> [_] Anon 927442 Half Life?
>> [_] Anon 927443 Has anyone tried to study the letter/numbers that are constantly changing? Maybe they are important also?
>> [_] Anon 927446 >># I've been looking at them, they seem to be random except for: BOX1, WASD, QWER, and LOOK.
>> [_] Anon 927453 >># >># Perhaps: BOX1 "The Orange Box" WASD (movement for pc games) QWER (Q=switch weapons in Half Life) (E=action) (R=reload) LOOK (first person?)
>> [_] Anon 927457 >># I saw FAST, I think.
>> [_] Anon 927458 >># I saw SAGA :/
>> [_] Anon 927464 Decompiling the flash now. Will examine the text closer.
>> [_] Anon 927466 >># here, the "random text" at the bottom goes through: var bullshitArray = new Array(); bullshitArray.push("0001"); bullshitArray.push("WSAD"); bullshitArray.push("134G"); bullshitArray.push("ASDF"); bullshitArray.push("123A"); bullshitArray.push("1234"); bullshitArray.push("5223"); bullshitArray.push("QWER"); bullshitArray.push("FASG"); bullshitArray.push("4213"); bullshitArray.push("UUUU"); bullshitArray.push("READ"); bullshitArray.push("FAST"); bullshitArray.push("JFSD"); bullshitArray.push("2123"); bullshitArray.push("BOXR"); bullshitArray.push("SAGA"); bullshitArray.push("JFSD"); bullshitArray.push("2123"); bullshitArray.push("6335"); bullshitArray.push("2347"); bullshitArray.push("2678"); bullshitArray.push("7856"); bullshitArray.push("1111"); bullshitTxt = "0003";
>> [_] Anon 927467 i smell J.J. Abrams
>> [_] Anon 927475 >># kind of looks Half Lifeish. I bet there's a cake in the box.
>> [_] Anon 927476 If you watch the video in HQ you can see Black Mesa stocks It's a Half Life Movie.
>> [_] Anon 927478 It says: Largest single collapse in history since Black Mesa
>> [_] Anon 927481 BTW someone loves there job. the Actionscript in it looks like: Stage.scaleMode = "noScale"; var bullshitArray = new Array(); bullshitArray.push("0001"); bullshitArray.push("WSAD"); bullshitArray.push("134G"); bullshitArray.push("ASDF"); bullshitArray.push("123A"); bullshitArray.push("1234"); bullshitArray.push("5223"); bullshitArray.push("QWER"); bullshitArray.push("FASG"); bullshitArray.push("4213"); bullshitArray.push("UUUU"); bullshitArray.push("READ"); bullshitArray.push("FAST"); bullshitArray.push("JFSD"); bullshitArray.push("2123"); bullshitArray.push("BOXR"); bullshitArray.push("SAGA"); bullshitArray.push("JFSD"); bullshitArray.push("2123"); bullshitArray.push("6335"); bullshitArray.push("2347"); bullshitArray.push("2678"); bullshitArray.push("7856"); bullshitArray.push("1111"); bullshitTxt = "0003"; _root.nextAction = "loop";
>> [_] Anon 927502 Here, have some WHOIS: Domain name: whatsinthebox.nl Status: active Registrant: TSM000049-DOENP T. Smit Boterbloem 1 6566HK MILLINGEN AAN DE RIJN Netherlands Administrative contact: SMI007936-DOENP T. Smit +31 (0)481433493 Registrar: Dootall & Partners Vossenbrinkweg 86 a 7491DE DELDEN Netherlands Technical contact(s): BUI003039-DOENP Bart Jan Buijs +31 (0)743771771 COL001696-DOENP D. Coljee +31 (0)243245277 Domain nameservers: ns1.dootall.com ns2.dootall.com ns3.dootall.com Date registered: 13-07-2006 Record last updated: 03-10-2006
>> [_] Anon 927509 >># i demand blackmailing for answers.
>> [_] Anon 927522 >># It's clearly something related to half-life and I hunger for more.
>> [_] Omegis !HRt89BQ0Vw 927545 Under the question marks PRODUCTIONS presents a MYSTERY OF MYSTERIES production "WHAT IS IN THE BOX" > O TION nt ST WHAT IS IN THE BOX writers TIMSMIT THIBAUT NIELS music created by STEVEN ROETERS director of photography TIMSMIT production design THIBAUT NIELS TIMSMIT > rs TI crea TE O ector phy BAUT IMSM special effects TIMSMIT screenplay written by THIBAUT NIELS TIMSMIT website complex by TIM MEEUWISSEN TIMSMIT film editor TIMSMIT produced and directed by TIMSMIT THIBAUT NIELS > S TH IMS EEU S dito c ec MIT UT additional thanks to FRANK TER ELST JURI JOOSTEN and MARKUP TM > dition R ER EL UR OOST d AR
>> [_] Omegis !HRt89BQ0Vw 927546 The question marks are sloppy; some cover partial letters. If you are able to find any sort of message in them and have a couple of left over letters, I wouldn't worry about it too much as some of the ones I added as covered letters were a judgment call on my part. Who the fuck is TIMSMIT THIBAUT NIELS, or whatever order it wants to put the name in? TIMSMIT is a palindrome.
>> [_] Anon 927547 I think this was posted on /v/ a while ago, their youtube video anyway. Obviously not official but still really cool.
>> [_] Anon 927556 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU_reTt7H j4
>> [_] Anon 927557 >># dutch names, dutch domain also TIMSMIT = Tim Smit = you average dutch name + surname just a good trollattempt im afraid :(
>> [_] Omegis !HRt89BQ0Vw 927569 From http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3173 344 First, this is filmed in the Netherlands (check out the Albert Hein and the Spa bottle). Not sure that Valve would pick the Netherlands as the starting point for a viral campaign. My feeling is that this is an indy movie project or something. OK, here is what I discovered. Viewing the source reveals the lines: <!-- Every medium, as its ancestors --> <!-- Every pro, has his anti's, now you think about that --> So I tried http://www.whatsinthebox.nl/anti.swf (the main Flash file is pro.swf) but got nothing. Then I tried this: http://www.whatsinthebox.nl/anti which got me a strange CSS file which mentioned anti.jpg Check it out: http://www.whatsinthebox.nl/anti.jpg Interesting stuff
>> [_] Anon 927577 ok is it just me or does it have the same sound effects as half life? if this is true i will cream everywhere
>> [_] Anon 927583 omg this is fucking scary
>> [_] Omegis !HRt89BQ0Vw 927585 >># People on other sites have noted that the sound effects are from the Half-Life games. Many think it's a student film, with the website and everything, it looks look way too complex to be just a student film.
>> [_] Anon 927590 The user who uploaded the youtube video has another tornado-related video on his account. Also, there is apparently something in the "Discovery Mythbusters" video about whatsinthebox.nl. There's probably something in the Terminator video, too.
>> [_] Anon 927593 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUGXnrIh7 5o&feature=related check out the tags
>> [_] Anon 927601 >># My mind is fucking blown