File: Furoticon.swf-(3.12 MB, Hentai)
[_] Anon 1928421 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1928441 Oh man the hidden details. Notice how that fox toy is propped on the bed in the last frame?
>> [_] Anon 1928465 This can't possibly be a real thing. www.furoticon.com Oh sweet baby jesus.
>> [_] Anon 1928468 I just went deeper than I should have and came across this. I had to close the tab. http://rh.greydawn net/
>> [_] Anon 1928499 Hey guise just liek pokemon but with tits amirite?
>> [_] Anon 1928501 >># Yugioh actually.
>> [_] Anon 1928502 Can you imagine the shame of the voice actors who made this?
>> [_] Anon 1928514 >># I have to think that voice actors are bigger whores than regular actors. I always wonder if the people who do the voices for hentai and such are dedicated porn voice actors or what.
>> [_] Anon 1928528 The end was hilarious haha
>> [_] Anon 1928615 god dammit. I clicked on the website redirect. This is an actual thing.
>> [_] Anon 1928619 >># MTG Really
>> [_] Anon 1928650 Those are some very high converted mana costs.
>> [_] Anon 1928655 I thought this game was alright. Play it with a loved one or something. Too bad there's only like one other person in my area that plays it..

File: furrycardgame.swf-(3.12 MB, Loop)
[_] furfagsAnonymous06/22/12(Fri)20:41No.170 4784
>> [_] Anonymous06/22/12(Fri)21:40No.1704823 SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
>> [_] Anonymous06/22/12(Fri)21:43No.1704825 This is gay.
>> [_] Anonymous06/22/12(Fri)21:58No.1704835 so this is promoting the product? but also not-even-sarcastically insulting the target audience? clever.

File[Furoticon_Trailer.swf] - (3.12 MB)
[_] [H] Anon 1667526 ello Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1667640 The guy's voice is great. It's just so nonchalant for him.
>> [_] Anon 1667642 I would fucking play this game
>> [_] Anon 1667660 >># >># >># yiff in hell furfags

File[Furoticon.swf] - (3.13 MB)
[_] [L] Anon 1661168
>> [_] Anon 1661195 I don't think this will sell, considering two furries never get in the same room as each other.
>> [_] Anon 1661230 Good lord End it now end it with fire purging fire that cleanses the body
>> [_] Anon 1661255 I thought it was a joke poking fun at furfags. The motherfuckers. They actually did it.
>> [_] Anon 1661262 this shit is real??? the motherfucker who made this is ACTUALLY MAKING LITTLE (if any) PROFIT?!?!?
>> [_] Anon 1661286 Why the fuck does this exist. This hurts my fucking SOUL to watch.
>> [_] Anon 1661291 The fuck, man. It's a real thing?
>> [_] Anon 1661317 I've heard of furry meetups, but I don't think even a furry would even try to play this shit.
>> [_] Anon 1661332 1. This shit is super old 2. It was a success a long time ago 3. Furry-cons and Furry meet ups 4. I don't care if you care, so eh
>> [_] Anon 1661336 came expecting Solid Snake's friend in a fursuit left unfulfilled and/or relieved

File[1244645789.seppel_furoticon_cartoon .swf] - (3.12 MB)
[_] [H] furoticon Anon 1523183
>> [_] PENISFACTORY 1523189 ITS TOO MUCH!
>> [_] Anon 1523190 Wait, so...it's making fun of it's own target audience; displaying one character as a fat acne nerd, other another as guy who pretends to be a vixen. Moreover, it's shown as something that you'd be ashamed over if your mother walked in on it. I know it's supposed to be novelty, but they should really think about their adverts a bit more.
>> [_] Dime !!nyxcTir5ixY 1523194 This is perhaps the worst acting I have ever heard, even bad by flash animation standards.
>> [_] Anon 1523199 I can't tell if this is real or not.
>> [_] Anon 1523207 Wow, people still post this here? Furoticon developer here. The point of the advertisement is simple: "We are a furry porn game. We know that it's ridiculous. But we're here to have fun. Please laugh and have fun with our game."
>> [_] Anon 1523209 I don't get the point of these flashes. Everyone wants to see that wolf chick getting banged but all we get is advertising. What the hell?
>> [_] Anon 1523219 HOLY FUCKING SHIT, IT'S REAL http://furoticon.com/getcards.php
>> [_] Anon 1523233 >># >Furoticon developer here. yeah right or could it be true and you got her efrom the referrals that the link in the flash may have created...?
>> [_] Anon 1523234 I always thought the last part was added in and was fake.
>> [_] Anon 1523239 so wait. you're telling me this is an actual advertisement, and not a joke? WHAT THE SHIT.
>> [_] Dime !!nyxcTir5ixY 1523276 WHY IS SOMETHING LIKE THIS ALLOWED TO EXIST
>> [_] Anon 1523285 Oh god I laughed so fucking hard. The arts hot and all but playing this shit with someone else would be sssuuupppeeerrr fucking awkward and not really enjoyable, especially since anyone who would play this game would be fellow TCG nerd neckbeards... Not really the type of people I want to have a boner around.
>> [_] Anon 1523289 Yes, This is an actual game.... sadly I know someone, or rather a couple people. that play this stupid game. and yes, it is disgusting.
>> [_] Anon 1523296 >># Because furries. You're welcome.
>> [_] Anon 1523306 They are marketing this shit to lonely, pathetic, furry faggots. It's genius.
>> [_] Anon 1523308 >GRAND BEHEMOTH'S IMPOSSIBLE CHALLENGE: Watch this complete video without muting your volume or vomiting uncontrollably. http://furoticon.com/index.php?a=25
>> [_] Anon 1523339 >># >action points Oh fuck that shit. Turn phases is where its at. Fuck AP systems man, fuck em. Also I passed.
>> [_] Anon 1523354 Haha I didn't know Furoticon was popular enough to be posted here. I met Seppel and he's a really good guy.
>> [_] Anon 1523355 >this is real there is no hope left in man

File[deck o'cards.swf] - (3.12 MB)
[_] [G] Anon 1481213 The game.

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[_] [?] Anon 1476705 Does anyone here in /f/ play Furoticon?
>> [_] Anon 1476732 that shit looks retarded
>> [_] Anon 1476774 It's a real game!
>> [_] Anon 1476776 This isn't /f/urry you bastards.
>> [_] Anon 1476778 i've played it it's basically magic: the gathering, except: 1: you have a set amount of AP each turn to do everything from play cards to attack, this balances the game a lot more than magic these days 2: creatures retain damage, so weaker creatures can theoretically wear down and finish off stronger ones 3: furry porn instead of monsters, clearly

File[furoticon_cartoon.swf] - (3.12 MB)
[_] [H] Anon 1469748 You will rage
>> [_] Anon 1469749 i loled so...ya
>> [_] Anon 1469756 LAWL. Fucking furries...
>> [_] Anon 1469759 lulling
>> [_] Anon 1469769 FUKCING LOL'D
>> [_] Anon 1469776 I lasted a few seconds before I raged. I can't watch that bullshit
>> [_] Anon 1469787 lol at least they know what their fans are actually like.

File[New Card Game.swf] - (3.12 MB)
[_] [?] Anon 1466203 Hey all! Anyone here play Furoticon? Sounds sexy! :3
>> [_] Anon 1466219 I lol'd heartily.
>> [_] Anon 1466242 http://furoticon.com/index.php
>> [_] Anon 1466269 >># >filename furoticon isnt new. and its pretty much a furry version of magic the gathering

File[seppel_furoticon_cartoon.swf] - (3.12 MB)
[_] [A] Anon 1429600

File[seppel_furoticon_cartoon.swf] - (3.12 MB)
[_] [?] Anon 1424408 Anyone play Furoticon?
>> [_] Anon 1424415 If you do, you suck worse than people actually trying to look for local singles online.
>> [_] Anon 1424507 Sure
>> [_] Anon 1424541 I've played it it's actually somewhat balanced compared to magic these days but it's still fucking stupid, half of the art is fucking horrible so it's not even good for fap material

File[seppel_furoticon_cartoon.swf] - (3.12 MB)
[_] [?] Anon 1404129 Anyone play this? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1404243 seeing all the furfag flashes today, probably yes
>> [_] Anon 1404246 This would never be a real game lol **clicks link OH SHIT
>> [_] Anon 1404251 OH MY FUCKING GOD! This shit is for real? (Maybe I should have said "fur real"?) Fucking freak me out! Anyway.. YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1404256 >># Agreed but GTFO with your dumb puns.
>> [_] Anon 1404354 why do furrys have a dick and a vag????
>> [_] johndoe 1404396 It's called a herm. You know, hermaphrodite, like dickgirls, etc. And yes, it's a real game. I'm sure it's probably not the first erotic card game. Erotic furry one...dunno. And as for the YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS crap...grow up. Seriously. If you don't like it, don't post on it. The internet doesn't need your derp.

File[seppel_furoticon_cartoon.swf] - (3.12 MB)
[_] [?] Anon 1396127 Thoughts? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1396164 you know what...I think I will
>> [_] Anon 1396195 This is their official commercial on their webpage. I shit you not.
>> [_] Anon 1396218 what the fuck
>> [_] Anon 1396268 They just called anyone who plays their card game ugly, gay and still living with their parents.
>> [_] Anon 1396269 The ending actually made this worth it.
>> [_] Anon 1396291 I've played it it's magic: the gathering, except balanced. It's basically the same exact game, except you use action points to do anything, even draw, and you only get so many per turn. There are a few cards to increase this number. too bad the cards are stupid! Most of the art is bad, even on furry standards.
>> [_] Anon 1396298 It's too much.
>> [_] Anon 1396304 so basicly its a game for nerds who are proud to admit that they are nerds. it is also by nerds who can't draw.....unless i presume incorecly.......SIGN ME FUCKING UP NAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>> [_] Anon 1396307 I loled
>> [_] Anon 1396353 my next birthday gift
>> [_] Anon 1396404 >># >Implying nerds=furries. >Implying you're a humongous faggot Don't get me wrong. i think you are a humongous faggot.
>> [_] Anon 1396413 Just no.
>> [_] Anon 1396454 >># pfft. admit it, u just prefer furoticon over MtG
>> [_] Anon 1396470 >># in the sort of way that it made magic fun again, sure but i can just play magic and add in the action point system and all is well

File[furoticon_cartoon [EDocFind.com].swf] - (3.13 MB)
[_] [?] This is what it's really like. Anon 1389131 Lol
>> [_] Theodore 1389141 wow really they are now marketing adult trading card games... i wonder what the next stop will be.
>> [_] Anon 1389146 true story bro
>> [_] :3 FurFan !!ITx6Th3pbEj 1389295 Well that was fuckin great. Two paws up. :3

File[yugioh.swf] - (3.12 MB)
[_] [G] Anon 1242321 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1242345 wtf that's not yugioh D:
>> [_] Anon 1242347 At first I was like: >Yugioh, eh? This interests me. Then I was like: >Furry preloader? I am disappoint.
>> [_] Anon 1242367 It's a parody of magic the gathering. o.o
>> [_] Anon 1242380 >># Oh, son. It's not a parody.
>> [_] Anon 1242382 >># >o.o gtfo
>> [_] Anon 1242385 fucking furries, the ruin everything that is good and sacred in the world.
>> [_] Anon 1242428 >># I thought it was a parody too, especially after the ending bit. then I clicked the link to see where you could buy the cards. I was hoping for a redirect!
>> [_] Anon 1242458 hahahaha I looked at the first picture of the competition and pissed my pants from lauging so hard
>> [_] Anon 1242567 FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUURRIES!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1242639 Dude, it was OK at first but the end just ruined it. I say this as a card collector, not a furry.
>> [_] Anon 1242677 KILL IT WITH FIRE

File[furoticon_cartoon.swf] - (3.12 MB)
[_] [H] Anon 1206904 For >># For implying gender on anything furry..... Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1206917 that was hot until they turned into people
>> [_] Anon 1206923 >># Yiff in hell. Also I lol'd.
>> [_] Anon 1206925 lol
>> [_] Anon 1206948 What have we become. . . What happened to the Neko and the Inu all cuddly, now its 90% Beastiality of any form you can imagine o.o
>> [_] Anon 1206949 >># I fucking lol'd.
>> [_] Anon 1206952 >># Are you talking about furfags or 4channers in general? Furfags do that bestiality shit. The rest of us fap to Hentai, especially if it has catgirls in it. And there is a large difference between catgirls and a furry girlcat.
>> [_] Anon 1206954 >># Gotta love them nekos man.
>> [_] Anon 1206961 >># Not according to /v/ or /tg/
>> [_] Anon 1206962 This is an actual product. And this is their actual advertisement. From their actual webpage. The funniest part is: Not a joke.
>> [_] Anon 1206986 Awesome that they have the balls to riff on their own audience, brilliant!
>> [_] Anon 1206998 I liked the part where sienfield checkmated the posh chick
>> [_] Anon 1207038 >># /v/ and /tg/ of course being the authoritative source on everything.
>> [_] Anon 1207084 i own three sets of the cards, played it last year it's like magic: the gathering, almost identical in play style except for their weird action points system. it kind of adds a little more strategy to the game honestly, it was pretty fun. stupid as fuck, but fun.
>> [_] Anon 1207136 I lol'd
>> [_] Anon 1207171 Shame they never made a second commercial...featuring hideous NEEERRRRRDDDDSSSS!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1207193 >># You...bought some? Why!? Also, that was hilarious until I read this post: >># >facepalm.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1207216 >># >implying that everyone faps (to hentai in particular)
>> [_] Anon 1207217 waaaaait a minute. this is real. this is an actual, real thing that exists. I'm so happy that our universe grants us such liberties
>> [_] Anon 1207218 >># >Implying that a person who frequents 4chan isn't a weeaboo and therefore does not fap to hentai.
>> [_] Anon 1207220 people in this thread arguing AGAINST bestiality? what's going on here?
>> [_] Anon 1207222 >># Not against bestiality you silly faggot. Just furfags.
>> [_] Anon 1207239 FURFAG GOES IN EVERY OVEN!
>> [_] Anon 1207254 >># but if people like catgirls and beastiality (tho this is new 4me), why not furries? Of course i dont mean the whole retarded fandom and all the drama, but just pics you fap on. im confused
>> [_] Anon 1207255 >># For the beastiality, we like to watch girls get fucked by dogs or horses for the spectacle of it, not necessarily to fap to it. For the furry, we don't want to see animals in the shapes of humans fucking. Catgirls are at least mostly human. We can ignore the ears and the tails.
>> [_] Anon 1207262 >># I always laugh when /b/ or another board points fingers and calls people weeaboos. Most of us could identify a series of anime series based on only a couple of characters. The average person walking the street could never do that. To most Americans, we are weeaboos.
>> [_] Anon 1207265 >># I believe that that statement was saying that every one on this site is a weeaboo. And I also believe you're an idiot.
>> [_] Anon 1207276 >># >not necessarily to fap to it are you fucking kidding me >we don't want to see animals in the shapes of humans fucking speak for yourself, skinfag >we can ignore the ears and the tails well that kind of defeats the purpose, doesn't it?
>> [_] Anon 1207277 >># Yiff in hell furfag. >not necessarily to fap to it >are you fucking kidding me Are you saying there are people out there who fap to 2 girls 1 cup? (I'm sure there are but the majority of us don't) Same deal with watching a girl fuck animals.
>> [_] Anon 1207279 >># Obvious troll is obvious.
>> [_] Anon 1207284 6ikhikhyhopuy5-06uyuhuyh0-309366tyuj65gw qerqrtgfr5uyju67tfgru5iog8745u7t352urkydi uoqY2uioRYWEqiuwUI4 2huj809ruo09876hwov67409fc5vy3j579ire4a3 8oguyw4io3rfv9+*48\yrweq95fiu72yqh3946tgy 8i6fhy7iftewsaqe4w2 x453cvbtubi8n7mopku
>> [_] Anon 1207285 >># petsex.com exists do I really need to argue this any further

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[_] [G] Anon 1170691
>> [_] Anon 1170786 Yep this pretty much sums up all those fucking TCGs
>> [_] Anon 1170895 I looked at the loading screen and thought "This is not going to end well."

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[_] [G] Anon 1157223 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1157226 opens flash. sees preloader. exits flash.
>> [_] Anon 1157242 i lold, its actually funny. it shows who they are IRL (fat fucks)
>> [_] Anon 1157271 >># reported for furry sex and not being yugioh
>> [_] Anon 1157383 holy shit this is real
>> [_] Anon 1157390 i want my yugioh ='(

File[seppel_furoticon_cartoon.swf] - (3.12 MB)
[_] [?] Furoticon Anon 1144431 Just a plug for my Furiend. Yes, I am the male's voice. =3 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1144456 =O ((===3 ===3 =3 wat
>> [_] Anon 1144549 this can't be real..... oh god ;_; its so horrible.
>> [_] Anon 1144606 oh hi misteroo i didnt see you thar amid the unwarranted self importance you gained in Disasterlabs. jesus, furries man...

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[_] [?] Anon 1120692 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1120704 wat
>> [_] Anon 1120706 wat
>> [_] Anon 1120734 wat
>> [_] Anon 1120739 this can't be real
>> [_] Anon 1120853 wut...
>> [_] Anon 1120859 wat
>> [_] Diablo W. Guns !0ORolAND/. 1120863 >># As a matter of fact... It is.
>> [_] Anon 1120873 >># LOL
>> [_] Anon 1120899 if this was an advertisement, then they automatically trolled themselves by revealing that they're all fat, pimply, douchebags who live with their mothers.
>> [_] Anon 1120904 Proof that the Fur community even hates itself.
>> [_] Anon 1120942 Lol,those guys a clearly 4channers.

File[furoticon_cartoon.swf] - (3.12 MB)
[_] [H] Anon 1085297 crrringe
>> [_] Anon 1085303 Wait, so it's an actual product, but they're making fun of their customer base? That's smart. Almost as smart as a television show using eight episodes of a fourteen episode season to tell slightly different variations of the same story.
>> [_] Anon 1085313 >># Yes, it's an actual product. Criticize them for making fun of their customer base if you want, but at least they know who their customer base really is, and they don't take themselves too seriously.
>> [_] Anon 1085317 This is intelligence. This is like AMD coming out with Basement Dweller brand processors.
>> [_] Anon 1085321 ...I can't find any Flash loops of Endless Eight. This makes me sad.
>> [_] Anon 1085329 >># furries don't take themselves too seriously WAT
>> [_] Anon 1085331 FURSECUTIONERS
>> [_] Anon 1085338 >># The designers, or furries? If the latter, you sir, are a fucking retard.
>> [_] Anon 1085341 If your opponents have exhausted their options, you can simply play the card called Titties, and win!
>> [_] Anon 1085342 Furries don't take themselves very seriously at all.
>> [_] Anon 1085344 Spigot the Bear: he's not a real bear. He's not a real bear at allllllll
>> [_] Anon 1085369 Okay, I did lol.
>> [_] penisale 1085372 >># >AMD coming out with Basement Dweller brand processors. fuck you and your overpriced intel shit also trollan
>> [_] Anon 1085374 WHHHHHHHHY Is this lucrative!?
>> [_] Anon 1085384 my brain just kersploded with rage.....
>> [_] Anon 1085388 I lol'd until my stomach hurt.
>> [_] oh god... Anon 1085397 It was funny until I found out it was real...
>> [_] Anon 1085408 I fapped sorta
>> [_] Anon 1085419 >># this
>> [_] Anon 1085466 sage for misteroo
>> [_] Anon 1085480 So.. this is real?
>> [_] Anon 1085482 "Basement Dwelling Processor" sounds pretty powerful fuck furries though
>> [_] Anon 1085487 I'd play it, if it wasn't for the fact that it's a gay rip-off of Magic, which is already gay as shit.
>> [_] Anon 1085488 >># Fucking LOL'd

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[_] [H] Harsh truth contained within Anon 1064835 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1064836 is this shit for real?
>> [_] Anon 1064839 >># Yes
>> [_] Anon 1064841 >># There's a site with a buy button, isn't there? Also, furries are crazy don't expect them to do ridiculous shit.
>> [_] Jake !De..W0m.u. 1064852 >># wow. It's really tragic that this even exists
>> [_] Anon 1064855 guns to be loaded
>> [_] Anon 1064866 Oh god why didn't I click close when I saw that it said anything involving furries.
>> [_] Anon 1064867 YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD
>> [_] Anon 1064868 ffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>> [_] Anon 1064880 i still fapped to this
>> [_] Anon 1064884 fucking fuck
>> [_] Anon 1064888 Uuuuuh... *ahem* it's Magic: The Gathering, not Yu-Gi-Oh... *cough* *cough*... yeaaaah.
>> [_] Anon 1064891 >># Yeah the cards are a rip off of Magic. Also, this is a recent thing right? I mean, do you honestly expect me to believe this is a successful company?
>> [_] Anon 1064893 are they trying NOT to sell their cards or what?
>> [_] Anon 1064906 >># It's not that bad of a game, actually...
>> [_] Anon 1064917 ... PFFT. Really? Wow.
>> [_] Anon 1064921 Oh dear lord, when the furries come together to yiff in one large ranchy orgy of faggotry is when the world will shift into utter chaos and Satan will rise to try and catch their on a needle at the same time in order to empower himself enough to defeat God AND IT WILL BE GAME OVER. FFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
>> [_] Anon 1064932 >># >Also, furries are crazy don't expect them to do ridiculous shit. Furries are crazy, don't expect them to NOT do ridiculous shit. fixed
>> [_] Anon 1064944 Next up: a D&D spinoff.
>> [_] Anon 1064959 From this flash add, I actually want to play this game. It would be stupid, silly and retarded. Lulz would be had. Needs a Kill it with Fire card.
>> [_] Anon 1064968 I SACRIFICE THREE MONSTERS TO SUMMON BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON ONLY TO HAVE IT RAPED BY FURFAGS
>> [_] Anon 1064975 >># lol did you see Yu Gi Oh on today?
>> [_] Anon 1064985 idk whats worse this card bs or the man-woman at the end talking " The adult Fury Trading card game"
>> [_] Anon 1064991 I suggest we be off to 888chan.....
>> [_] Anon 1064992 I like how in the commercial they actually have to admit that all furries are hideous basement dwellers.
>> [_] Anon 1064998 >># ya they really are like that though.
>> [_] Anon 1065004 i'll buy 10
>> [_] Anon 1065038 why produce a commecial where you insult your potential buyers? i dont get it
>> [_] Anon 1065052 >># Wanna play F.A.T.A.L.? Roll your anal Circumference.
>> [_] Anon 1065070 >># Loser.. You should know the Blue Eyes White Dragon only needs 2 sacrifices and if you activate the magic card "Cost Down" you only need to sacrifice one.

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[_] [?] MOTHERFUCKING TRAP CARD Anon 1043664 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1043666 i have been trolled
>> [_] Anon 1043668 Is this meant to sell the card game? by pointing out that only losers will be playing it?
>> [_] Anon 1043684 Wait. It's a real game? HAHA OH WOW.
>> [_] Anon 1043687 I'm sold.
>> [_] Anon 1043689 There were no trap cards in this video :( well maybe there were I dont even know what a trap card is. so much faggotry in such a small flash.
>> [_] Anon 1043701 >># I think "Open Wide" counts or something.
>> [_] Anon 1043780 RAAAAGGEEEE
>> [_] Anon 1043815 lol its actually a fun game
>> [_] Anon 1043830 So... true... to... life...
>> [_] Anon 1043833 >># Yes.
>> [_] Anon 1043870 I thought furries were okay. Yesterday I learned they have a trading card game and animal dildos. Suffice to say I am now an advocate of searing furries.
>> [_] Anon 1043873 >># WHO THE HELL WOULD YOU FIND THAT PLAYS THIS WITHOUT DIRECTLY REFERRING THEM
>> [_] †1043874 I played this with like, 4 people at Anthrocon last year, freaking fun game.

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[_] [H] Guess what tomorrow is? Anon 1024396 ∑:3 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1024402 Today is not tomorrow. Get the fuck out furfag.
>> [_] ASS EFFECT Anon 1024411 >># Dude I laughed.
>> [_] Anon 1024413 what the FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>> [_] Anon 1024469 it... this is for real? I can't fucking believe somebody created this.
>> [_] Anon 1024470 YIFF YIFF YIFF
>> [_] Anon 1024473 is tomorrow sage day?
>> [_] Anon 1024482 that was literally like the funniest furry flash i've ever seen :|
>> [_] Anon 1024500 >># Nigger stole my Sigma!
>> [_] noko goes in every field noko 1024515 NOKO
>> [_] Anon 1024561 The thing that pisses me off the most is that the "creator" of the game isn't even mentioning who made this. I want to find out so I can see more females by this guy.
>> [_] Anon 1024574 >># Goto the website it'll explain there.
>> [_] Anon 1024577 >># The creator did make it you fool
>> [_] Anon 1024603 Needs more flamethrowers and napalm.
>> [_] Anon 1024627 W..FURRIES..MOCKING FURRIES? B..CANT..WAT

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[_] [H] YEAH I WON Anon 1007873 MAH BOI, THIS PIECE IS WHAT ALL TRUE WARRIORS STRIVE FOR Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1007876 I can't possibly imagine anyone playing this -- oh wait, yes I can.. *shudders horrifically*
>> [_] Anon 1007897 HA HA HA the enging was awesome
>> [_] Anon-Nexis 1007902 HA HA! NOBODY WINS.
>> [_] Anon 1007903 checked link for lulz there was no lulz it's real thing...
>> [_] Anon 1007911 >># what you dont think that the the fact that they depict the players of that game to be fat guys living with there parents funny at all?
>> [_] Anon 1007924 The female voice was hot.
>> [_] Anon 1007925 HA HA HA, Oh wow...
>> [_] Anon 1007947 Hahhaha, what the hell... they actually sell this?
>> [_] Anon 1007957 >># Probably not, but it's only a matter of time before they do.
>> [_] Anon 1007960 >># Welcome to like 3 weeks ago. They are infact selling it. /tg/ was going apeshit over it. I can't imagine anyone who isn't a complete pathetic waste of space actually buying it though.
>> [_] Anon 1007976 >># The site says they are setting up demos and shit at furry conventions. (Also, since they are spelling furry "furre" it shows that some of these furfags take themselves too seriously) Also, it appears (I could be wrong) that the creator is the same Seppel that hangs around with Misteroo (of Arfenhouse fame).
>> [_] Anon 1007994 >># Half of it's a joke anyways. Plus I hear the system used is actually very decent and worthwhile.
>> [_] Anon 1008000 >># I read the rules; it actually IS decent. Wanna know why? because it ripped off the absolute best TGC of all time. Honestly, no matter how good this game got, it will never compare to Magic: The Gathering. If I was a total furfag and had a bunch of loserish friends, I'd STILL be playing MTG instead -- there's seriously no reason to buy this game, it lacks originality and depth.
>> [_] Anon 1008018 Oh lawdy
>> [_] Anon 1008036 >># Actually, it only has some basic portions of MTG, but varies in many differnt ways. Of course all card games will be compared to MTG, wanna know why? Cause MTG is the most famous and popular. All other card games will be compared to it whether or not they are original or not. Same thing with MMOs. City of Heros? That's just WoW with superheros. Warhammer online? That's just WoW in the Warhammer fantasy setting, etc etc. And of course it can't be wholly original, because how can you? You have to have some measure of 'energy' or somthing to allow for a flow of light to heavy cards as the game progresses. OH WAIT MAGIC DID THAT WITH MANA YOUR CARD GAME NOW SUCKS. Using a for of avatar 'creatures' or 'characters' to do battle with? OH WAIT MAGIC DID THAT WITH CREATURE CARDS AND NOW PLAINSWALKERS YOUR CARD GAME NOW SUCKS. This card game actually has some very interesting original ideas behind it, but I wouldn't play it, I'd be too ashamed.
>> [_] Anon 1008040 >># Fuck my grammar.
>> [_] Anon 1008048 lol Seppel made this
>> [_] Anon 1008096 *does Flapjack laugh*
>> [_] Anon 1008104 >># Shit shit shit that dude is going to make some SERIOUS CA$H MONEY with this. Nothing more vulnerable than a fetish audience, and horny and desperate people buy anything. Dude is going to make a killing. Why didn't I think of doing something like this?
>> [_] Anon 1008108 >># Fuck, your existence.
>> [_] Anon 1008139 >># >Same thing with MMOs. City of Heros? That's just EQ with superheros. Warhammer online? That's just EQ in the Warhammer fantasy setting, etc etc. World of Warcraft? That's just EQ for little kids. Fixed.
>> [_] Anon 1008144 >># Magic was the first one too, alive still today Also, the price is too high for this furry crap, and where would you find people toplay whit?
>> [_] Anon 1008146 It's still more interesting than Yugioh
>> [_] Anon 1008155 they should have made a flash multiplayer version of the game...
>> [_] Anon 1008160 I want to see this game get its own regional championships, then nationals, then world! And then our furfag gets beat by some god damn japanese hentai otaku with a Lolicon La Blue Girl deck. Though honestly I like the concept. It gives a whole new meaning to the term "Trap Card" Surprise! She has a dick.

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[_] [H] Furoticon...? Anon 1003939 Furries make a furry porn card game and... laugh at themselves? I don't get it. The cards are on sale now, but... Is this all some joke to make us rage?
>> [_] Anon 1003941 It's one of those "are we funny now that we laugh at our stereotypes" things. It just makes me hate them more than ever.
>> [_] Anon 1003943 ... I think a blood vessel in my eye just burst, I am raging so... so... hard.
>> [_] Anon 1003944 Alright, I'm going to walk away...Now
>> [_] Anon 1003945 COLUMBINE
>> [_] Anon 1003946 What, so if any other fandom can laugh at themselves it's a good thing but when furries do it it's hateful? :l
>> [_] Anon 1003953 >># Do other fandoms go out of their way to gain attention by spending too much time and effort on making unfunny jokes at themselves that we've all heard before? Do other fandoms produce flash movies that concentrate on their fetishes that no-one else gives a flying fuck about then cry that you're judgemental just because you don't like discussing your own morbid fetishes?
>> [_] Anon 1003957 Porn is serious business
>> [_] Anon 1003971 are they shouting down a hallway
>> [_] Anon 1003973 >># furries just have a certain way about it that just exudes lack of humour see: VGCats
>> [_] Anon 1003974 >># It would have been funnier were it not an ACTUAL FUCKING PRODUCT
>> [_] Anon 1003979 This isn't really too much different from The book of Erotic Fantasy. That would be the book that turn basic D&D into nerd sexual heaven
>> [_] Anon 1003989 I am a Furry. I do not endorse this product. Infact this product fills me with more rage then all of you faggots combined. I could never describe the rage I feel at things like this. No amount of violance could ever remove this kind of hatred. GAHHHHHHH
>> [_] Anon 1004007 >># Sounds like suicide is up your alley. Take your time, can't be quick now...
>> [_] Anon 1004013 >># Won't fix the hatred though.
>> [_] Anon 1004016 sauce on scan`s... want to fap on a furry battle card...
>> [_] Anon 1004019 >># No, it will! It really, really will.
>> [_] Anon 1004032 oh dear god
>> [_] Anon 1004035 >># No, It won't I'll be dead, but I'll die hating this. You fucking retard.
>> [_] Anon 1004043 >># You realize you're describing 4chan
>> [_] =[_] 1004045 lol @ all of u
>> [_] Anon 1004057 >># But once you're dead, the hate will be gone, so bonus for you. Plus you'll be dead, so bonus for the world.
>> [_] Anon 1004073 >># The hate will be gone because I will be gone. That doesn't remove or fix the hate you crappy troll. Now keep trying nice and hard, Maybe If your good enough I'll hate you more then this, but with crappy skills like that,I really doubt it. TL;DR This furry bullshit trolls furries better then you faggots ever could.
>> [_] Anon 1004076 OMFG did Furries just fucking make fun of Magic The Gathering? I lol'd.
>> [_] Anon 1004082 I love furry art, I even know who most of the artists are, but I am not a "furry". Furries are those weirdos who were in fursuits on CSI. Furries are the morons who run around the internet wondering why they are so hated when all they do is bring negative attention to the artwork. That said, I was going to save this for the female...until it turned out to be a scrawny nerd. No girls on the internet should only apply to the internet, not towards real life roleplaying.
>> [_] Anon 1004084 >># lol furry in denial. This coming from an actual furfag.
>> [_] Anon 1004095 >># Noway. Me feels same.
>> [_] Anon 1004109 ITT furries trolling furries
>> [_] Anon 1004110 At first I thought that this was making fun of furries, and I thought it was awesome. Then I realized it was furries making fun of themselves, and I raged.
>> [_] Anon 1004114 >># >At first i began to fap, but then... >I came so hard looking at fat furries who they all are IRL fixed for great justice
>> [_] Anon 1004116 >># ITT trolls furrying trolls furrying trolls
>> [_] Anon 1004121 We furfags laugh at ourselves, but more so we laugh at the impotent rage of chanboarders. Nothing we do should, by rights, affect you. You could choose to ignore us, you could could say "Eh, what the fuck," and fap to the furry porn, or you could go bungee jumping naked off Mount Rushmore just because it's there. But instead, you let that fact that we're here and we're having fun upset you, and you make yourselves a wide open target for us to provoke into a towering and meaningless rage over nothing. Enjoy that. I'm gonna post some of the most horrifying furry porn I've got in my 'nukes' folder for you all, sealed with a yiff.
>> [_] Anon 1004123 >># Yiff in hell furfag.
>> [_] Anon 1004127 >># fuck off
>> [_] Anon 1004130 >># I'm Ron Paul and I approve this message.
>> [_] =[_] 1004139 >># well said sir The sad thing is, that's what most card trading geeks ACTUALLY look like. I'm worried about the one who imagined himself as a woman furry tho.
>> [_] Anon 1004147 >># Surely m2f is not news to you.
>> [_] Anon 1004162 wat
>> [_] Anon 1004168 I lol'd
>> [_] Anon 1004170 No self respecting person is going to buy this shit (also see: furries). I hope these fucks go out of business after the initial surge of sales. I can't even imagine this being much fun to play, just really embarrasing with the stupid card names and terms and the porn artwork.
>> [_] Anon 1004175 >># Which one was the one who imagined himself as a woman, though?
>> [_] Anon 1004177 >># The one to the right I guess.
>> [_] Anon 1004178 lol
>> [_] Oblivion W. Guns !IPiPBOY0m2 1004180 This guy is a genius. Think about it. He makes fun of furries openly, and he knows he's -still- going to sell them this shit. Furries have this vast wealth of disposable income, and he can just insult and berate his customers and still get money from them. It's like he's selling them pieces of paper that say, "you're a perverted disgusting pile of trash. BUY MORE CARDS." All while furries line up with fistfuls of cash smiling happily. "TAKE MY MONEY PLEASE I ENJOY BEING RAPED IN THE WALLET." Furries drop hundreds of dollars a month on commissions for porn and elaborate fursuits that look like nasty mascot rejects from some 2nd rate college football team. And still they shell out more and more money for this shit. As vile and vomit-inducing as this is: It's marketing genius.
>> [_] Anon 1004188 >># Fan of furry art again, that is probably one of the biggest problems with the furry community. The morons with money screwed up commission rates so badly that it is almost impossible for the average person to get any pictures for free. Nowadays most artists post all of their art on paysites instead of on personal sites made for their fans.
>> [_] Oblivion W. Guns !IPiPBOY0m2 1004191 >># Deal with it, nerd.
>> [_] Anon 1004201 geh?
>> [_] Anon 1004202 >># Rape me in the wallet, please yes give it to me I want it. Oh put ur cards on my face! aanh!! LMAO!!
>> [_] Anon 1004210 *facepalm*
>> [_] Anon 1004216 I luld
>> [_] Anon 1004217 Awww shit i dont give a fuck anymore the world is to fucked up to rage over every retarded thing out there.
>> [_] Anon 1004229 >>#>>#>>#>># SAGE DOESN'T WORK IN /F/ YOU FUCKING NEWFAG.