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[_] [G] Happy Thanksgiving 4chan! Anon 1423692 Well it will be in less than an hour in Eastern Time Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Special Agent Dale !CoOperRA66 1423693 lol I remember this
>> [_] Anon 1423696 what was it they were hoping to achieve by making this?
>> [_] Anon 1423697 And knowing this im still ok with it
>> [_] Anon 1423700 >># also being a vegetarian is more unhealthy than people are led to believe
>> [_] Anon 1423706 I love how no matter what you do something bleeds
>> [_] lolz 1423715 that game made me came
>> [_] Anon 1423718 >># Same here. Enjoy your Thanksgiving turkey all. BTW fun fact: farm raised turkeys are actually bred so fat they can no longer fuck on their own. That's right your turkey's mama was artificially inseminated. Ewwww.
>> [_] Anon 1423726 Fuck peta and their human-hating hoards. Oh, btw.. In 2007 peta bought a giant freezer to store.. what? Why, dead animals that they had euthanized of course! That's true but don't ask ingrid whatsherfuck or her second in command.. You know.. The DIABETIC who has to take INSULIN made from ANIMAL PRODUCTS!! Fuckin hypocrites. To know peta is to HATE peta. Worst thing to happen to animal rights since the shotgun! LOL! HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!
>> [_] Anon 1423727 "Now that you've seen just how gross it is to kill an innocent turkey..." Oh yeah, because that shit is one hundred percent accurate!
>> [_] Anon 1423728 I'm eating my turkey dammit! LOL!!! FUCK PETA!!
>> [_] the game you lost 1423739 Hardcore brainwashing material there... Go ahead and be a hipster conformist faggot. Oh wait. LOL.
>> [_] Anon 1423742 >># Insulin is made from bacteria with recombinant DNA, not animals.
>> [_] CaptainFaggotry !!bvzRmt2SDHt 1423753 >># Fun fact: Nintendo threatened lawsuits over this one, and the series creator had a blog post by Mama openly decrying this game. Fuck PETA. I'm eating double animals this Thanksgiving.
>> [_] Anon 1423770 Dang.. Too late to mail turkeys to PETA headquarters.. Hey! There's still Christmas and we can send them HAMS too! LOL!!!
>> [_] Anon 1423878 GTFO VEGFAG, It is shitty that we cant all have free range turkey but the fact is theres too many goddamn people to feed for that to work, so its time to crowd them sum bitches together and chop em up!
>> [_] Anon 1423901 OH FUCK YEAH. I wish really did this every year instead of buying them at the supermarket. Next year i'll go butcher my own turkey, thanks Peta. People Eating Tasty Animals FTW
>> [_] Anon 1423906 What will PETA do when it is discovered that plants have varying personalities and are treated as harshly as animals.
>> [_] Anon 1423915 ROFL!! Oh, man!! The vegfags'll all shit bricks when they find out that plants feel pain! Guess they'll all just have to starve to death, now, rather than harm those poor widdle defensewes pwants! LOL!!!
>> [_] Anon 1423919 im hungery
>> [_] Anon 1423920 >># They'll survive on air and water. Then I'll show them a children's chemistry textbook with cartoon faces drawn on oxygen atoms.
>> [_] Anon 1423928 Angry Disturbed Mama is so fucking moe.
>> [_] Anon 1423936 All this leads me to believe is that all of peta is on acid and this is what they actually see while preparing thanksgiving dinner...
>> [_] Anon 1423940 yes b/c thats what a good old fashioned turkey looks like when you make one. peta has to be the most retarded organization to ever hit this planet. bunch of whiney bitching animal humpers that think theyre gonna make the world a better place.
>> [_] Anon 1423944 Okay.. Real-life creepypasta time! If you google pics of Ingrid Newkirk (founder of PETA) and compare them side by side with Mo Mama Deadly-ass bitch in the game they look like they could be related, even be sisters! YIKES!! I wonder if that's what the OC maker was thinking when he did this flash? LOL!!
>> [_] Anon 1423961 I love eating turkey skin :D this mad my mouth water thinking about it! :P~
>> [_] anonymous 1423966 Yeah PETA is going to far. I mean srsly get a fucking life we're on top of the Food Chain

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[_] [G] Anon 1265504
>> [_] Anon 1265507 seriously OP is a faggot how gay is this game
>> [_] Anon 1265508 >># Are you kidding me? This game is great! Delicious turkey.
>> [_] Anon 1265511 game was great until the tofu and the videos were hilarious
>> [_] Anon 1265514 >># inorite?
>> [_] Anon 1265515 BUTTERBALL'S HOUSE OF HORRORS: FEAR OF THE TURKEY
>> [_] Anon 1265517 >># Worker talking about turkey: "I hit him right in the head! That little puto!" >puto The problem isn't Buterball. The problem is Mexicans.
>> [_] Anon 1265518 Damn it OP, you beat me to it.
>> [_] Anon 1265519 Worker: I kicked the fuck out of the motherfucker! Investigator: His fuckin' eyeball popped out.
>> [_] Anon 1265520 lol, what an awesome game! I never thought Peta was able to do something remotely useful, but this game proved me wrong.
>> [_] Anon 1265525 >Turkeys have unique personalities, just like dogs and cats. Some are social, and some are loners. People who live with turkeys in animal sanctuaries report that they even have varying tastes in music. BULLSHIT! I lived in Santa Rosa, CA for a while, and plenty of turkeys escape from the farms there. Wild turkeys are assholes, I was attacked on my bike twice.
>> [_] Anon 1265526 >Because of you, Mama loves animals! Bad end.
>> [_] Anon 1265544 BRB, cooking turkey.
>> [_] Anon 1265560 Or alternatively, you could eat an organic turkey since they're more humane anyway instead of being a faggy little vegetarian. But the game was entertaining.
>> [_] Anon 1265575 nice game
>> [_] Anon 1265585 now i'm hungry
>> [_] Anon 1265587 >Cooking Mama over 9000 replies guaranteed
>> [_] Anon 1265593 OP's right, killing animals is wrong and cruel. Let's eat the vegetarians instead!
>> [_] Anon 1265601 post this again in November
>> [_] Anon 1265612 LOL Spics fucking turkeys! Jesus Christ!
>> [_] Anon 1265650 i thought i was going to get to kill a lot of animals. i was furious when it was homosexual agenda propoganda
>> [_] Anon 1265660 >># THIS
>> [_] Anon 1265675 Huh. Her turkey is a bit bloodier than mine. Must be using high quality stuff.
>> [_] Anon 1265676 Wow. Just wow. This is almost as good propaganda as America's Army. For a moment there, I wanted to be a vegetarian soldier. But then I realized I wouldn't have pizza and computer.
>> [_] Anon 1265687 Congratulations! You may never have anyone actually want you to be the host of their Thanksgiving, but hey! ENJOY YOUR TOFURKEY!
>> [_] Anon 1265704 Cracking the eggs were my favorite part!
>> [_] Anon 1265716 this game makes me happy... i love turkeys... they are so tasty!
>> [_] Anon 1265721 lulz this game = whiny 13 yearold jailbait bitching
>> [_] Anon 1265724 I was too busy laughing to take the game seriously. Birds are fucking stupid anyway, and what do they expect people to do with the 300 million turkeys that wouldn't be killed? LET THEM LOOSE? TURKEYS ARE ASS HOLES!
>> [_] Anon 1265729 i got to the vegetarian part and lost my boner
>> [_] Anon 1265752 GO VAG
>> [_] Anon 1265754 This was an actual PETA funded anti-meat game.

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[_] [G] PETA Anon 1150206 Still preachy, still failing hilariously to express their point. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1150215 Mmmmmmm .....Turkeys....Delicious
>> [_] Anon 1150218 Is it me, or is PETA more preachy then the Christians.
>> [_] Anon 1150220 Man, this game is fun.
>> [_] Anon 1150225 Shitting is disgusting (to most people). Therefore people should not be allowed to shit.
>> [_] Anon 1150230 Oh wow, PETArds need to learn to kick a beer back and chill the fuck out, maybe even have a goddamn cow.
>> [_] Anon 1150233 WHY THE FUCK THERE ARE BLOOD AND FEATHERS IN THE EGGS? FUCKING VEGS DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT FOOD.
>> [_] Anon 1150235 >take the pledge to be veg This country is beyond salvation.
>> [_] Anon 1150242 Oh wow. These guys are fucking crazy.
>> [_] Anon 1150248 PETA is fucking psychotic
>> [_] Anon 1150254 Bonus video 2 is fucking hilarious. Skip ahead to the bloody retard skimmin across the floor.
>> [_] Anon 1150255 i'm sorry but eggs are so amazing there's nothing anyone could ever do to stop me from eating them
>> [_] Anon 1150256 >># Egg Girl has spoken!
>> [_] Anon 1150257 PETA=DOMESTIC TERRORISTS
>> [_] Anon 1150259 these guys suck at cooking turkeys
>> [_] Anon 1150260 hey hey! what the fuck! you beat the game and the fucking bitch likes animals!? what a rip.
>> [_] Anon 1150274 >># actually, plucking a bird is pretty bloody some of the time.
>> [_] Anon 1150275 >># wait, what does that have to do with eggs?
>> [_] Anon 1150276 tofu < turkey turkey < bacon bacon = meaning of life
>> [_] Anon 1150282 and here is the kicker PETA ACTULY MADE THIS so much win... i actually played thru it and loved it also that wallpaper will stay I LOEV IT
>> [_] Anon 1150295 Majesco should sue PETA's ass off for this. lulzy as hell though
>> [_] Anon 1150299 I like the one where she has the accidents better ='( seriously this shit is gay, but it is kinda sad that the chickens are bred purely to get eaten... we should let everyone carry a hunting rifle and make everyone get their own food via fair sport in the woods! that would be awesome(would also weed the WoWnerds and the smokers out yaaay)
>> [_] Anon 1150302 lol fucking mexicans punching turkeys @ butter ball.
>> [_] Anon 1150305 >># blah blah blah, it's done because it's more efficient than having everyone running around trying to hunt.
>> [_] Â 1150307 Lol peta is retarded... my motto is (P.E.T.A - People Eating Tasty Animals)
>> [_] Anon 1150317 >># people for the ethical treatment of the anus
>> [_] Anon 1150318 >># never heard that before
>> [_] Anon 1150346 anyone notice that the timer was slower for the tofu side of the game i was trying to go for the high score getting the meaner than mama damn ripoff
>> [_] Anon 1150349 I thought this was a parody of PETA, until it linked to their website. Then I thought "Is this shit real?"
>> [_] Anon 1150350 >># Words of my religion right there.
>> [_] Anon 1150356 fuck, makes me want a slice of turkey and the fixings
>> [_] Anon 1150360 Jesus. learn how to cook a Turkey bitch!
>> [_] Anon 1150366 Wow I'm feeling pretty hungery now...
>> [_] Anon 1150367 I actually found an organization I hate more than religion-groups!
>> [_] Anon 1150373 Its funny... this game makes me hungry.... REALLY hungry.
>> [_] Anon 1150376 >># Word.
>> [_] Anon 1150378 DUDE BEST FUCKING WALLPAPER EVER! once yo get rid of the PETA shit, that is.
>> [_] Anon 1150380 THe tofu turkey is SO much easier creating than the actual turkey Subliminal message?
>> [_] Anon 1150384 ITT: internet tough guys.
>> [_] Anon 1150385 Wait a cunt, if this is the unauthorized edition, where's the authorized edition?
>> [_] Anon 1150399 Thank god for PETA, this really opened my eyes. I gotta go pick up Cooking Mama! This shit is rad! Do they have an all-meat edition? Horse and dolphin DLC?
>> [_] Anon 1150402 this made me hungry.
>> [_] Anon 1150403 One: peta does not know how to cook two: this makes me hungry three: this made me laugh at how inaccurate their facts are.
>> [_] Anon 1150405 They need to kill animals and cook more they did a very poor job not to say the least... On top that they where not very clean while cooking most people clean up there messes what where they raised in a barn... had feathers in the mixing bowl... dude they should of googled how to fix a turkey ... or fuck better yet hired some one to cook for them fucking hillbilly style kitchen ..... need less to say this made me luls they failed to get there point across and in my case made me think they are the crazy ones jesh these people are bad at drawing too.. trying to rape are children with mind wash some one call the police ,,,,
>> [_] Anon 1150406 I GOT HIGH SCORE!!!! OVER 900!!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1150408 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUU UUUUUUUU TOFU FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU UU FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFUUFUFFUFFUUFF GOD DAME YOU /b/ FUCKUING POS I HATE THIS NEXT LVL FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU I MISS ANIMAL CRULETY FUFOASDOJFLSDKFAMSDKGJGSDKLFFJHAJKDSJHFJK hate IM RAGEING RIGHT NOW INSITE RIOT!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1150410 >># Underage ban
>> [_] Anon 1150411 >># Yeah. If only we had mods like back in the day where tards would be banned simply for the humor value for everyone else. We have OBVIOUSLY-underaged fagfucks running amok and there's pretty much nothing we can do about it. in b4 a mod does his job for fucking once
>> [_] Anon 1150412 >># I havent seen a mod on /f/ in at least 3 years.
>> [_] Anon 1150413 >># yeah christians eat meat LOL
>> [_] Anon 1150417 PETA = PEOPLE EAT TASTY ANIMALS!!
>> [_] Anon 1150418 This is what debate people call a Strawman argument. Present the opposite view, but in a highly flawed way. Politics aside, it is a good game.
>> [_] Anon 1150439 Urge majesco to release a vegan recipie in the next cooking momma? (taken from the Peta webpage for this game) Im sorry, theres no skill required for vegan recipies..
>> [_] Anon 1150442 Lol, your dead turkey! MUHAHAHHAHAHa
>> [_] Anon 1150447 Mam is pretty hawt yall.
>> [_] Anon 1150452 >># >># Truer than you realise, perhaps. PETA are pretty much a front group for the ALF, which routinely uses violence / death threats / arson and other vandalism.
>> [_] Anon 1150462 >># She sure is. Dayuuum.

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[_] [G] Happy Thanksgiving! Cooking Mama 1125199 have fun with cooking mama and PETA. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1125203 Wait for a week before reposting this garbage.
>> [_] Anon 1125215 when the fuck is thanksgiving anyway
>> [_] Anon 1125222 What a bunch of fags. I enjoyed those videos.
>> [_] Anon 1125230 so hungry
>> [_] Anon 1125233 Haha, Ahh, PETA is full of such a motley crew of silly fuckers.
>> [_] Anon 1125243 pff I'm eating the damn legs of -my- turkey right now. Om nom nom.
>> [_] Anon 1125249 It's Thanksgiving Fuck Year!
>> [_] Anon 1125261 As if this whole thing is realistic . . . My parents and my wife's parents never killed turkeys themselves . . . IIRC the SPCA and the Department of Agriculture rigidly supervises the processing of livestock for food. Sorry, PETA, but there's no chance in hell I'm ever going vegan. I don't hunt and I'm against poaching and animal cruelty, but I'm not giving up my proteins just for you lot.
>> [_] Anon 1125264 >># You have a good Thanksgiving, OP. What are you thankful for? I'm thankful for 1st world countries and 4chan.
>> [_] Anon 1125267 >># I'm thankful I wasn't born a minority.
>> [_] Anon 1125293 I don't think I lol'd this hard ever!!! FUCK YOU TURKEYS!
>> [_] Anon 1125308 why wasn't PETA sued out the ass for this?
>> [_] Anon 1125310 peta and there fucking animal rights bullshit. mother fuckers should just grow some balls and eat fucking meat!
>> [_] Anon 1125329 take that fukin turkys. save the pigs eat more turkys
>> [_] Anon 1125335 >># Oinker detected. I am going to fucking find you and eat you, little piggy.
>> [_] Anon 1125353 >># Parody is allowed under copyright law.
>> [_] Anon 1125401 Enjoy your tofurkey. Fags.
>> [_] Anon 1125403 Thank you PETA for such a great game :D. I thoroughly enjoyed it!
>> [_] FUN 1125415 I got this comic from PETA some years back called "Your Daddy Kills Animals." It was hilarious, this dad takes his son fishing, but as soon as he catches a fish the Dad goes apeshit and starts stabbing the fuck out of the fish before he even cuts it open, and then it's a gross exageration of a relatively clean procedure for gutting a fish (any fucking Cub Scout could tell you how they depicted it was garbage). Then when they got home the panel said "Watch out, Daddy has fun killing animals, your kitty and puppy or other animal friends are in danger too!" lol PETA.
>> [_] Anon 1125419 >># Suing peta over this would just give thim undeserved media attention. It would serve Nintendo better to just pretend this game doesn't exist.
>> [_] Anon 1125426 I found it hilarious that the EGGS bleed. Shows how dead serious they are about animals and stuff.
>> [_] Anon 1125431 This is what hippies actually believe.
>> [_] Anon 1125437 Never be that waiting to eat turkey. I think I'll even buy two!
>> [_] Anon 1125446 If animals are that gross we should exterminate them all.
>> [_] Anon 1125453 >># Gross?! I'll have you know it's whats on the inside that counts. Delicious protein, eggs, fine slices of meat just waiting to rub their juices across your tongue. That's what counts!
>> [_] Anon 1125459 =3 Awwww good ending!
>> [_] Anon 1125477 Life Feeds On Life You putrescent pig fucking hippies. I hope you die.

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[_] [G] Happy Thanksgiving! Cooking Mama 1120576 Celebrate Thanksgiving with Cooking Mama and PETA. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1120579 LOL PETA FAILS
>> [_] Anon 1120582 Badass Mama
>> [_] Anon 1120585 i was gonna think of a good response, but i'm too busy putting on my fur-lined leather coat to go buy a side of beef, then jerk off on it.
>> [_] Anon 1120592 I just hope mommy doesn't kill any Sea Kittens. but I sure like eating Land Fish.
>> [_] Anon 1120593 >># I lol'd. Hard.
>> [_] Anon 1120594 GOTY until you pussy out and become vegetarian.
>> [_] Anon 1120595 >># >># I shouldn't have to point out the obvious, should I?
>> [_] Anon 1120596 dang... now i'm hungry.
>> [_] Anon 1120597 As a vegan, I must say, this is fucking retarded.
>> [_] Anon 1120598 fuck you tofurkey, you tasted nothing like the real thing
>> [_] Anon 1120600 i agree with PETA on a lot of issues but they need to be realistic and realize that the food animal industry is huge, driven by real economic factors and that annoying normal people with shock images will not further their views. Legislation and public appeal are needed for real change.
>> [_] Anon 1120601 Eggs can bleed?
>> [_] Anon 1120602 lol animal rights. To say a animal has the same rights as humans is to say a turkey holds just as much value as a human being. They're stupid fucking birds! Bigger animals eat smaller animals, that's the way nature works.
>> [_] Anon 1120603 WHY WON'T YOU CUT THAT FUCKING NECK THIS KNIFE COULDN'T CUT THROUGH MELTED BUTTER GODDAMN
>> [_] Anon 1120604 >># abortion is AOK, but consuming unfertilized chicken eggs? FUCKING MURDER
>> [_] Anon 1120606 >># amen
>> [_] Anon 1120608 >># This almost makes me want to side with PETA.
>> [_] Anon 1120614 I'm VEGM. "Very Eager to Gobble Meat." Fuck you, Cooking Mama, you aren't PETA's bitch.
>> [_] Anon 1120619 >># I see people who are cruel to animals as too weak to show the same cruelty to a human being. Basically im calling you a pussy.
>> [_] Anon 1120625 >># I'm cruel for defending my right to have a burger? Take in mind I'm not the one killing the cow. Or cruel for pointing out that humans are far more superior to animals? Because animals can TOTALLY pull off the stuff we as a species have achieved. Either way you're a fucking retard.
>> [_] Anon 1120628 i agree with >># however, i think he's being abrasive at this point, and possibly trolling. humans are omnivores. we always have been. animals eat animals. humans are animals. sometimes, animals eat us. nature isn't always pretty, and we are inescapably natural. choose to live otherwise if you want, but remember that plants are living things too, and you have to eat something.
>> [_] Anon 1120630 >># Why is it that people always involve their emotions in these conversations? "defending my right to have a burger"? Jesus christ, you make it sound like if you can't eat a dead cow you'll be a slave. Tone it down, faggot.
>> [_] Anon 1120634 >># The problem with that argument is that we HAVEN'T always eaten animals, only a few species of hominid did, and that was during an ice age, those ones survived simply because they had a slight tolerance. Chimpanzees have larger canine teeth than us and have been shown to eat less meat then modern day Americans, take that how you will. The fact that you can't digest meat very well should be a another subtle hint. My decision was logical, and I refuse to involve the typical morality logical fallacies.
>> [_] Anon 1120635 >># /f/ - pro trollan' grounds
>> [_] Anon 1120638 At first I thought this would be a brutal version of cooking mama that was made for lulz. Then I realized PETA did it and I am thinking of reporting to Nintendo that they did this. >C
>> [_] Anon 1120639 >># They already know. And they already gave them a cease and desist order. Also, GODDAMN IT NOW I'M HUNGRY
>> [_] Anon 1120650 >Mama Loves Animals I quit right there, and drove off to torture a turkey to death by force feeding it Drano. Then I gave a Vegetarian Herpes
>> [_] Anon 1120652 Makes me want more turkey. I wonder if they realize stats like those don't fucking matter to people who enjoy meat?
>> [_] Anon 1120654 now now i will always support PETA, wait... thats people eating tasty animals right?
>> [_] Anon 1120657 None of us has any possibility of Universal significance, so yes, we are all as worthless as any random animal. As valuable as a grain of sand or a fucking tree. This doesn't have to be a bad thing unless you have something up your ass or are a complete moron.
>> [_] Anon 1120659 >># The fact that you can't digest meat very well should be a another subtle hint. Speak for yourself! I digest meat just fine.
>> [_] Anon 1120662 >># Really? So it goes through digestive tract in a few hours? You can eat a ton of it with no problems at all? Well then you are superior to most, if not all, humans. Cats still win, through.
>> [_] Anon 1120666 >># we digest meat better than we do plant matter. our digestive tract is poorly suited to an herbivorous diet, which is why vegans have to take supplements to remain healthy.
>> [_] Anon 1120667 >># >So it goes through digestive tract in a few hours? That's called diarrhea. I try to avoid that by cooking my food. >You can eat a ton of it with no problems at all? How much food is a ton in your opinion? You're not supposed to eat a ton of anything. Too much meat could give you a heart attack like too much sugar could give you diabetes. This is why we have to spread out calories out over all 5 food groups.
>> [_] Anon 1120672 Can't wait for thanksgiving, the Cruelty makes it taste so much better
>> [_] Anon 1120673 >># No, it's called a healthy digestive tract. Too much anything will kill you, including water, but since meat can't be properly digested, ergo causing heart attacks, strokes, like five kinds of cancer and inflaming otherwise negligible health problems in humans I'd advise against eating large, or even medium, amounts of it. My point about cat is that they can actually digest meat and don't get horrible health problems from it, it seems in these conversations it's either meat is good or bad, not that humans specifically aren't supposed to eat it, because they lost their earlier ability to properly digest meat, look if we had the ability to eat meat, I would, but my understanding is, that we just fucking don't.
>> [_] Anon 1120674 >># >Implying that people care about their health
>> [_] Anon 1120677 >1120666 I don't take supplements, man. You know, maybe it's just because I'm tired, but I'm just sick of having to defend something the other people hate so much just because they were raised that way. It's fucking religion all over again. I know 4chan isn't the place to say this kind of stuff, but I don't even care anymore. Fuck it, think I'm an idiot treehugger who's slowly dying because I think I love the earth, I just don't care. Goodnight.
>> [_] Anon 1120679 Fucking FAIL. First off, I had no idea that eggs were so looked down upon. Second, all that PETA has accomplished with this game is show just how wrong they are, and how biased and utterly fucking vacuous their statements are. seriously, jesus fucking god. -Typed while grilling a steak.
>> [_] Snackysnacks !YQ7CS5/e7Q 1120696 I rather have the WTF Peta turkey than the tofu shit, that looked gross. Seriously, i rather have guts sticking out (good eatin) than that shit..
>> [_] Anon 1120721 As a vegetarian I would like to say PETA are idiots. Also, human beings can survive perfectly well on either an extremely heavy meat diet, perhaps even only meat, and on a completely vegan diet. Its pointless to take any kind of diet to be "natural" to humans.
>> [_] Anon 1120724 I've never really liked turkey. I loves me some chicken carcass (not fried), ribs, and spicy buffalo wings. Goddamn my mouth is watering. Though I agree to a certain degree with PETA. I hold a humans life equal to that of a animal. I'll kill both if I have too. Only in self defense of course.
>> [_] Anon 1120725 >># case in point: the Inuit they survived on meat and meat alone. there was NO vegetation where they lived.
>> [_] Â 1120731 >># I like day old left over dry turkey meat, tastes great in a sammich
>> [_] Anon 1120754 never had a problem with meat or veggies....but think of it this way..if we hadn't eaten meat to start with back in the day our brains wouldn't have developed past the point of a chimp or gorilla. Eating meat it a plus....there's vital proteins in there that help with muscle healing and growth and brain function. if you were starving and the plant mater you had around you couldn't help keep your body functioning correctly just a few ounces of Meat would give you the energy to function in the few hours it takes to digest it. i honestly don't care for PETA...they are extremists in my eyes..ASPCA is much better in my book. plus if you think about it....look at all the cures for shit from animal research that helped the human race. Diabetes is a big one. but there's a big part of me that just wants to tell PETA to suck my cock for the 150$ work boots they splashed red paint on....Fuck you PETA.
>> [_] Anon 1120757 MEAT STOP BEING A BITCH AND EAT IT, EVEN IF YOU DON'T IT'S ALREADY DEAD
>> [_] Anon 1120761 I like how it says that mama had a change of heart 'because of you' while all you did was chop up a turkey.
>> [_] ÂÂ 1120763 GO VEG MY ASS
>> [_] Anon 1120764 I FUCK MY BEAR TO HELL AND BACK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>> [_] Anon 1120765 just for this, i'm donating turkeys to the local homeless shelter. thanks peta!
>> [_] Anon 1120773 Animals deserve to be treated fairly, but they ARE NOT on the same level as humans. No matter how much people insist they are. There is a reason we fucking eat them. They are delicious and give us sustenance. Animals eat other animals. Get over it fags. Whenever someone starts lecturing me about this crap I just tell them the torture makes it taste even better. It's so priceless, because guess what? Even though your eating meat doesn't mean it's automatically from a horrible place where everything is tortured to death and pumped with growth shit. In fact when they treat the animals right up until the point of being killed for food, they will taste better. HAPPY ANIMALS TASTE DELICIOUS. This is making me fucking hungry. tl;dr People who agree with peta are retarded and have absolutely no idea how the real world works, while making shit up or using 20 year old videos of torture which have no relevance to today's world.
>> [_] Anon 1120776 Memory is made out of proteins. Scientific fact. Vegans are making themselves more stupid by avoiding protiens.
>> [_] Anon 1120784 God dammit, I'm hungry now.
>> [_] Anon 1120789 I wasn't hungry before, now I am. Anyone got a freerange turkey I can hunt? This game just told me how to prepare it, and I wanna give it a shot.
>> [_] Anon 1120790 I wanna work for PETA making animal cruelty games, Best job ever? I think so.
>> [_] Anon 1120791 I know now what I must do... Eat people.
>> [_] Diablo W. Guns !0ORolAND/. 1120793 >># >I agree with peta on a lot of issues Moron detected.
>> [_] Anon 1120795 Anyone who doesn't eat meat is a dumbfuck /thread
>> [_] Anon 1120796 >># I want to work for PETA by putting naked women in cages.
>> [_] Diablo W. Guns !0ORolAND/. 1120797 >># As a meat lover, I find that statement blankety, hasty and sweepy. Also a little generalizationy.
>> [_] Diablo W. Guns !0ORolAND/. 1120798 >># Circumvent the whole process of eating healthy and just eat a healthy person.
>> [_] Anon 1120799 >># As a meat lover suck my cock
>> [_] Diablo W. Guns !0ORolAND/. 1120800 >># >As a meat lover, >suck my cock Be careful what you wish for.
>> [_] Anon 1120822 SLAY THE FEATHERED BEASTS
>> [_] Anon 1120823 >># Chimps larger are supposedly for displaying in arguments with other males. Also we do digest meat well, the transition of this began with Homo Habalis and became refined during the era of homo erectus who hunted as a MAJOR source of their diet. dental and digestive systems where not a major part of this because they had primitive methods of processing their food. This being said Homo Sapiens have like 3 times the digestive tract of chimps and are well adapted at consuming meat
>> [_] Anon 1120824 Just had BBQ for launch. Feels good man.
>> [_] Anon 1120825 I eat humans, are you down with that peta?
>> [_] Anon 1120826 im with peta people eating tasty animals
>> [_] Anon 1120832 thanksgiving is today?
>> [_] Anon 1120838 personally i dont give a shit if some people don't want to eat meat. go ahead and eat whatever you want. what pisses me off is that they want to make everybody else not eat meat also.
>> [_] Anon 1120851 >># Zombie detected?
>> [_] Diablo W. Guns !0ORolAND/. 1120856 >># This joke is so terribly hackneyed and stale. I don't like peta at all, but can we please come up with something new? I liked penn and tellier's take on it: "People for the extortion and torture of animals."

File : [cooking-mama.swf] - (1.11 MB)
[_] [G] I dunno why... Anon 1019813 ...but every time I play this I feel like some turkey.
>> [_] Anon 1019822 ...im hungry for stuffing now...
>> [_] Anon 1019823 PETA makes vegetarians/vegans look bad. Jesus fuck.
>> [_] Anon 1019826 they added quite a bit to this game. Used to end before the gravy.
>> [_] Friendsofsandwiches 1019828 Sooo... are they saying if we were kinder to our food, they wouldn't have so much a problem with it?
>> [_] Anon 1019830 >># Exactly.
>> [_] Billy 1019836 >># Also that eggs BLEED. and that we love our turkey hand-killed with extra blood vessels hanging out the neck. Seriously, vegetarians who support PETA must not know how to bathe if they believe we fix food like that. BLOOD. GOD I LOVE BLOOD.
>> [_] Anon 1019838 Fuck, dude. I need some of my dad's stuffing. Not a gay joke. I seriously want to eat Thankgiving themed food.
>> [_] Anon 1019839 I feel like doing something that says "fuck you peta"
>> [_] Anon 1019842 mom nom nom nomm
>> [_] Anon 1019851 awww, it gets all GAY like halfway through the game. with damn rainbows, and a fucking mound of gross ass tofu coated in artificial flavorings, WHO EATS THAT SHIT?
>> [_] Anon 1019858 needs a slaughter part
>> [_] =[_] 1019872 http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/0802 11.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1019893 >># A FPS style one. You'd use a shotgun to take out the runners, frag grenades for the social ones, and your cooking knife for the 'loners'. the (silenced) pistol would be needed for the ones groovin' to differant types of music. the turkey personalities stuff is actually in this game.
>> [_] Anon 1019895 Somebody hood this please
>> [_] Anon 1019905 >># >>WHO EATS THAT SHIT? I just fucking busted up laughing.
>> [_] Anon 1019910 still waiting for cocking-mama.swf
>> [_] AusNigra !eiUX4d7wdE 1019911 ahahaha I fucking lol'd the entire way through "hurrdurr vegeterianism is so non-violent to animals bro" Yes, and 1/3 of the world starves because you refuse to eat what's fucking given to you, you selfish pricks.
>> [_] Anon 1019922 plants are alive too
>> [_] Anon 1019923 i hate this flash. sage this shit into oblivion
>> [_] Anon 1019939 err...yes, apart from our food looks nothing like this. Fuck, this is even below mormons or scientology on the ignorance scale.
>> [_] Anon 1019941 Does she get naked? Just asking before I sit through it, since obviously everybody in here has.
>> [_] Anon 1019942 god the vegetarian dishes look so fucking disgusting, do they honestly believe anything will compete with the real turkey? fuck, just crumbling the tofu made me sick to my stomach, this is disgusting.
>> [_] Anon 1019945 mhhh tasteless tofu with arteficial flavour...
>> [_] Anon 1019947 angry mama is soooo hawt
>> [_] Anon 1019949 TOFU IS PEOPLE!
>> [_] Anon 1019959 shit man they make pledge to be a vedge at the end SHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT i quit the tab once i saw that
>> [_] Anon 1019986 I see this pulled a World of Warcraft. They added more content to the game and nerfed the difficulty at the same time.
>> [_] Diseased Guardsman 1020007 Think about this for a minute; To get wheat and such, we use heavy machinery. Now, how many small animals do you think get runover/chopped up in the process of procuring vegetables with such tools? Yeah fuck you PETA.
>> [_] Anon 1020011 i feel like a live bunny deep fried
>> [_] Anon 1020012 Thought it was funny until I saw that it actually has a gay vegan agenda, goddamn vegetarians piss me off when they do shit like this.
>> [_] Anon 1020015 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUU
>> [_] Anon 1020020 >># Wha-- what? You didn't know this had an idiotic vegan agenda when you saw it was from PETA? The fuck, bro.
>> [_] /r/ inside Anon 1020021 http://www.peta.org/cooking-mama/images/ CM_PETA_MKA_wallpaper_widescreen.jpg im thinking about making this my wallpaper just cuz its hilarious
>> [_] Anon 1020023 1228, Suck a dick PETA. http://wii.kombo.com/article.php?artid=1 3229 ^ Mama's responce to this game.
>> [_] Anon 1020027 /r/ cooking mama flash game, where she prepares vegetarian dishes and the veg bleeds and screams when you chop it.
>> [_] SAGE SAGE 1020029 SAGE
>> [_] Anon 1020032 I don't get why they give you less points for the vegeterian dish if it's supposed to be pro-veg.