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[_] Anon 3164159 Does anyone want to help me try and restore this? Originally it would load some advertising slogan missed with something wonderful, such as: Abortion > The other white meat. it would also pair a random one each time you reloaded it. Unfortunately it did this by connecting to http://www.haveaslogan.com/mint/pepper/j amieconnolly/flashtracker/script.php And the waybackmachine doesn't have the script. I doubt there are any other just general Internet archives but if there are that'd be a great chance to find one. Also any suggestions on how to find huge lists of slogans or one liner sentences like that would be welcome as it will likely come down to making an imitation.
>> [_] bei mir bist du schoen 3164182 >># I'm not sure if this would quite be up your alley, but linux has a fortune command that has a ton of quotes and one liners.
>> [_] Anon 3164189 >># Thanks! Although they are quotations, some of them might be of use. I bet there are other databases out there in a vein more similar to the flashes content than Unix geared quotes.
>> [_] Anon 3164238 >># classically, you could take some random quotes you find from this guys channel and use them out of context for a few giggles.
>> [_] Anon 3164239 >># >># forgot link https://www.youtube.com/user/TheReportOf TheWeek

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[_] [?] Anon 1478689 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1478724 THE CLAP made from the best stuff on earth
>> [_] Anon 1478738 BLADDER CONTROL Australian for beer
>> [_] Anon 1478739 ROOFIES Have it your way!
>> [_] Anon 1478741 DATE RAPE For when theres no tomorrow.
>> [_] /k/omrade 1478751 HIROSHIMA The greatest show on earth
>> [_] Anon 1478752 RAPE Control yourself.
>> [_] Anon 1478753 ALCOHOLISM Obey Your Thirst.
>> [_] Anon 1478757 SEMEN Australian for Beer
>> [_] Anon 1478765 PENIS It's magically delicious.
>> [_] Anon 1478776 Helen Keller An Army of One
>> [_] Anon 1478780 BUTT LOVING the best a man can get CHILD ABUSE fast, fast, fast relief CANCER a dab'll do ya DATE RAPE Its whats for dinner ABORTION They'rrreeee GRRREAT
>> [_] Anon 1478781 MURDER Does she or doesn't she? DATE RAPE Just Do It.
>> [_] Anon 1478782 DATE RAPE are you man enough to try it?
>> [_] Anon 1478783 BULLSHIT A little dab'll do ya.
>> [_] Anon 1478785 OBESITY Where's the beef?
>> [_] Anon 1478788 HOLOCAUST A great weekend in every box!
>> [_] Anon 1478792 ABORTION That was easy.
>> [_] Anon 1478798 VAGINA It's the real thing. A GOOD OL' BEATIN' I'm lovin' it.
>> [_] Anon 1478802 INCEST Kid Tested. Mother Approved.
>> [_] Anon 1478819 ABORTION Trusted for over 50 years to relieve minor aches and pains
>> [_] Anon 1478822 PENIS Maybe she's born with it
>> [_] Anon 1478826 Rape Billions and billions served.
>> [_] Anon 1478830 Inbreeding just do it
>> [_] Anon 1478835 SEX An army of one. :(
>> [_] Anon 1478844 RETARDS Because I'm worth it!
>> [_] Anon 1478845 DATE RAPE Melts in your mouth - not in your hand.
>> [_] Anon 1478847 CUNNILINGUS Where's the cream filling? BEST SLOGAN EVER
>> [_] Anon 1478860 Depression: Think Different God: Yeah, We got that Date Rape: Reveal the goddess within you Penis: It's what's for dinner Retards: Are you in good hands? Abortion: Maybe she's born with it 10/10

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[_] [?] Necessary. Anon 1073379 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1073381 Prison That was easy.
>> [_] Anon 1073382 Monkey Humping >What can brown do for you?
>> [_] Anon 1073384 Necrophilia >Life's too short.
>> [_] Anon 1073385 O.J. Simpson Run faster, jump higher
>> [_] Anon 1073386 Rape mm mm good.
>> [_] Anon 1073391 Crabs Does she...or doesn't she?
>> [_] Anon 1073393 A good o'l beatin': Trusted for over 50 years to relieve minor aches and pains
>> [_] Anon 1073394 Nerve Gas Sometimes you've got to break the rules.
>> [_] Anon 1073397 Genitalia: Melts in your mouth - not your hand Loled hard
>> [_] Anon 1073399 SAVED. Thank you Anon!
>> [_] Anon 1073400 Butt Loving Makes the hurt stop hurting. Penis Life's too short LOL oh gawd, these ones are epic
>> [_] Anon 1073402 Blindness >don't hate my because I'm beautiful
>> [_] Anon 1073403 STD's >if he kissed you once, will he kiss you again? sound advice!!
>> [_] Anon 1073404 Chuck Norris >An Army of One That one actually fit
>> [_] Anon 1073405 Bullshit >It's what's for dinner
>> [_] Anon 1073406 chest hair: >is it soup yet?
>> [_] Anon 1073408 Pneumonia He kissed you once, will he kiss you again?
>> [_] Anon 1073410 Crabs Yeah, we got that.
>> [_] Anon 1073415 Retardation Head for the mountains.
>> [_] Anon 1073417 Genocide I'm lovin' it
>> [_] Anon 1073421 Rape Kids Tested. Mother Approved. Brace for EPIC!
>> [_] Anon 1073422 Infant Death >Billions and billions served
>> [_] Anon 1073424 Incest > Taste the rainbow.
>> [_] Anon 1073426 Semen plop, plop, fizz, fizz, Oh what a relief it is! SAVED
>> [_] Anon 1073430 Inbreeding > Mama Mia, that's a spicy meat-a ball.
>> [_] Anon 1073431 Terrorism >Control yourself.
>> [_] Anon 1073433 Rape The magic begins. Perfecto.
>> [_] Anon 1073434 Anna Nicole Smith Sometimes you feel like a nut. ...
>> [_] Anon 1073436 Abortion > The other white meat. I lol'd
>> [_] Anon 1073447 Fellatio Makes the World Taste Better.
>> [_] Anon 1073450 Monkey humping They'rrrrre G-R-REAT
>> [_] Anon 1073451 Murder I'm lovin' it
>> [_] Anon 1073452 Syphilis Because I'm Worth It.
>> [_] Anon 1073453 infant death life's too short
>> [_] Anon 1073454 electrocution plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is
>> [_] Anon 1073455 Slavery Be all you can be.
>> [_] Anon 1073456 Anal Leakage: The King of Beers.
>> [_] Anon 1073458 alcoholism the magic begins!
>> [_] Anon 1073459 amputation betcha cant eat just one!
>> [_] Anon 1073462 child abuse im not a doctor, but i play one on tv
>> [_] Anon 1073466 diarrhea the best part of waking up
>> [_] Anon 1073471 child abuse is it soup yet?
>> [_] Otsuko !zn6obdUsOA 1073476 Anna Nicole Smith >an army of one
>> [_] Anon 1073478 Penis It takes a licking, but it keeps on ticking!
>> [_] Anon 1073480 Heroin Finger lickin' good.
>> [_] Anon 1073481 Balls The San-fran-sisco treat!
>> [_] Anon 1073483 Murder Are you man enough to try it?
>> [_] Anon 1073484 Cancer 57 varieties. I lol'd pretty hard.
>> [_] Anon 1073485 Marijuana >A great weekend in every box
>> [_] Anon 1073486 Suicide: Life's to short wat?
>> [_] + 1073487 PRISON: RUN FASTER, JUMP HIGHER BLADDER CONTROL: GOOD 'TILL THE VERY LAST DROP HAIRY NIPPLES: DOES SHE OR DOESN'T SHE? HOLY SHIT THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL SOMETIMES
>> [_] Anon 1073493 Alzheimer's >think differently
>> [_] Anon 1073494 Penis Is it in you?
>> [_] Anon 1073499 making whoopie it really whips the llamas ass
>> [_] Anon 1073500 amputation just do it!
>> [_] Anon 1073501 genitailia best a man can get god that was easy jesus it really whips the llama's ass penis one size fits all fellatio melts in your mouth, not your hand
>> [_] Anon 1073514 anal bleeding foams as it cleans Herpes raise your hand if your sure.
>> [_] Anon 1073516 Erectile Dysfunction Where's the cream filling?
>> [_] Anon 1073519 Penis: An army of one
>> [_] Anon 1073521 Dildoes where's the cream filing? lulz
>> [_] Anon 1073522 retards tastes great , less filling
>> [_] Anon 1073525 fellatio maybe she's born with Paris Hilton If he kissed you once, will he kiss you again?
>> [_] Anon 1073526 Porn Down on the farm
>> [_] Anon 1073527 Anorexia saves a buck or two. Sodomy It does a body good.
>> [_] Anon 1073530 Inbreeding >Where's the cream filling?
>> [_] Anon 1073531 Paris Hilton One size fits all.
>> [_] Anon 1073533 Christianity >No rules. Just right.
>> [_] Anon 1073534 VAGINA: THE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS.
>> [_] Anon 1073543 war im lovin it
>> [_] Anon 1073544 Poop >Delicious and refreshing. Domestic Violence >Billions and billions served. Constipation >Where's the cream filling? Stool Samples >It's what for dinner. lol
>> [_] G-Man 1073546 Crap Is it in you?
>> [_] G-Man 1073547 Electrocution are you man enough for it?
>> [_] G-Man 1073549 Nerve Gas Trusted for over 50 years to relieve minor aches and pains
>> [_] Anon 1073552 Vagina: Where's the beef?
>> [_] Anon 1073557 erectile dysfunction does she or dosent she
>> [_] Anon 1073560 diarrhea obey your thirst
>> [_] Anon 1073562 incest the best part of waking up lulz
>> [_] Anon 1073564 prison taste the rainbow
>> [_] Anon 1073569 penis does she... or doesn't she this thing is fucking hilarious
>> [_] Anon 1073571 midgets the big, tough towel
>> [_] Anon 1073573 rape get the sensation
>> [_] Anon 1073586 condoms it keeps going and going and going...
>> [_] Anon 1073594 >># Abortion >Bet you can't have just one This will play out great in urban areas.
>> [_] Obs !3GqYIJ3Obs 1073603 Poop >Australian for beer
>> [_] Rock Candy !6B.msYdiz6 1073624 Poop It's everywhere you want to be.
>> [_] Anon 1073631 Alcohol >Trusted for over 50 years to relieve minor aches and pains Inbreeding >Try it, You'll Like it Feces >Billions and Billions served Fellatio >Just say cheese Butt Loving >Absorbs like magic! Steroids >The San-Francisco Treat Semen >A little dab'll do ya Steroids >Bet you can't have just one!
>> [_] Anon 1073633 Jesus shit this has 85 replies Anal Leakage: What can brown do for you?
>> [_] Anon 1073634 Steroids >Reveal the Goddess in you
>> [_] Anon 1073635 Menstruation >For a Good Clean feeling, no matter what
>> [_] Anon 1073636 Tampax >the best a man can get
>> [_] Anon 1073639 Sorta reaching to 100 posts. Must've been a few years since it almost happened? Either this old flash is really new for people or/and it's just a bunch of samefags.
>> [_] Anon 1073642 Anal Bleeding It keeps going and going and going...
>> [_] Anon 1073646 Diarrhea >Australian for beer.
>> [_] Anon 1073647 Heroine >All natural. No Caffeine.
>> [_] Anon 1073649 A Good ol' Beatin >Is it soup, yet?
>> [_] Anon 1073652 Rape >Fast, fast, fast relief.
>> [_] Anon 1073665 Suicide Just do it!
>> [_] Anon 1073666 Balls Absorbs like magic! AIDS Reach out and touch someone. Bile Reveal the Goddess in you. Herpes Foams as it cleans.
>> [_] Anon 1073667 Gonorrhea Something special in the air. Rape Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Leukemia Yeah, we got that. Sodomy Kid Tested, Mother Approved. Sodomy Bet you can't have just one.
>> [_] Anon 1073668 Holocaust Billions and billions served. Steve Irwin Think outside the bun. Menstruation Sometimes you feel like a nut. The Clap For a good clean feeling, no matter what. Cunnilingus Just say cheese. Monkey humping Think different.
>> [_] Anon 1073669 Penis Let your fingers do the walking. Jesus Obey your thirst.
>> [_] Anon 1073673 Semen >Is it soup yet?
>> [_] Anon 1073680 Balls Are you man enough to try it?
>> [_] Anon 1073684 Holocaust >No Rules.Just Right. epic win
>> [_] Anon 1073686 Hemorrhoids >Keep that schoolgirl complexion.
>> [_] Anon 1073688 Vagina >Where's the beef?
>> [_] Anon 1073692 http://age233.rydia.net/slogan1.png
>> [_] Anon 1073693 http://age233.rydia.net/slogan2.png
>> [_] Anon 1073695 Steroids > An Army of One
>> [_] Anon 1073697 Penis >Are you in Good Hands?
>> [_] Anon 1073699 O.J. Simpson The best a man can get.
>> [_] Anon 1073713 The good ol' beatin' - the breakfast for champions
>> [_] Anon 1073724 Date Rape Save a buck or two
>> [_] Anon 1073726 Semen The San-Francisco Treat
>> [_] Anon 1073731 >>Abortion It does a body good.
>> [_] Anon 1073743 Abortion I can't belive I ate the whole thing.
>> [_] Anon 1073748 Anon is easily amused
>> [_] Anon 1073752 Domestic Violence >It does the body good xD
>> [_] Anon 1073761 >># Necrophilia Now where's the cream filling?
>> [_] Anon 1073778 Alcoholism >The ultimate driving machine. This shit is rigged. Rigged for awesome.
>> [_] Anon 1073782 Date rape Make hamburgers taste like steakburgers. Holy shit that one's good.