File: yolo.swf-(5.3 MB, 640x480, Game)
[_] Anon 3361387 The manliest game
>> [_] Anon 3361392 Pretty cool, but the start up is way too long and the cut scenes should have a skip option. kinda kills it if you suck and want to check out the various deaths and the ending.
>> [_] Anon 3361405 >># how do I get this thing to reset?
>> [_] Anon 3361406 I died to the first hole because there was a 2 second lag on controls when playing on edge.
>> [_] Anon 3361407 >># I got that lag with embeded.
>> [_] Anon 3361431 I remember when I used to think the graphics for this game for a flash game was amazing. Or maybe I'm thinking of another Yolo flash game. >># delete the save files within your appdata folder.
>> [_] Anon 3361432 Why does this use the 3D Custom Girl selection noise for the buttons?
>> [_] Anon 3361435 >># what are stock sounds
>> [_] Anon 3361460 >># >delete the save files within your appdata folder. where the hell is that on edge?

File: YOLO.swf-(5.3 MB, 640x480, Game)
[_] Anon 2933628
>> [_] Anon 2933674 this is actually pretty neat
>> [_] Anon 2933710 awsome

File: yolo.swf-(5.3 MB, Game)
[_] You Only Live Once Anon 1950387
>> [_] Anon 1950394 what the fuck i wanna try again
>> [_] Me_mysellf_and_i !CUQ7HCg2T6 1950399 10/10
>> [_] Anon 1950401 >># Click the Kongregate logo and it should let you
>> [_] Anon 1950413 >># open in incognito
>> [_] Anon 1950423 no. just go to your histroy and clear it only up to 1 hour. then clear all cookies. should be good to go again
>> [_] Anon 1950427 or just delete all kinds of browsing history like cookies and whatnot. im not sure which thing it is exactly that you gotta delete but whatever.
>> [_] Anon 1950429 >># i just said what to delete.
>> [_] Anon 1950444 >># Holy fuck guys just reload the page, click the Kongregate logo, and press play.
>> [_] Anon 1950455 yolo.swag*
>> [_] Anon 1950456 brotip- just go to work every day. except the second day, go to the roof and thats where that guy kills himself.
>> [_] Anon 1950458 >># Wrong game.
>> [_] Anon 1950460 >># oh thanks man shit

File: YOLO.swf-(5.3 MB, Game)
[_] Continue? Anon 1883121 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1883132 My sides
>> [_] Anon 1883136 Changed sites, still dead. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>> [_] Anon 1883137 huh...only way to play again is to not save things to your hd. kinda a waste. CAN IT ACTUALLY BE BEATEN?
>> [_] Anon 1883165 you can reset it by right click settings and setting local storage to 0
>> [_] Anon 1883187 >i7 >awesome shiggy
>> [_] Anon 1883197 I always drop down the same hole in level 3. One does not simply jump without trying to readjust the flight path.
>> [_] Anon 1883313 >># That or refresh before watching all of the endings.
>> [_] Anon 1883330 >># You get arrested and dead if you beat the bowser analogue in the end. If it's any consolation he's dead too. But they weep for him, not for you.

File: YOLO.swf-(5.3 MB, Game)
[_] You only live once is da motto Anon 1820866 Really once you die it's gameover! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1820869 I'm still dead at... not sure where. Been dead there since the 1st time this flash was posted on here.
>> [_] Zenon 1820874 Is there a hacked version?
>> [_] Anon 1820882 if you delete your cookies and temporary browser files it will restart the game.
>> [_] Anon 1820888 >># edit: all you have to do is delete your cookies.
>> [_] Anon 1820918 >># >put on japanese voices for shits and giggles since i've already seen this >girl picks up her phone to call the ambulance after watching you die >"Moshi moshi" >could not contain laughter
>> [_] Anon 1820938 Why does this fucking piece of shit chug so hard at all the jumps
>> [_] Anon 1820983 >># Sumimasen! Ojamashimasu~!
>> [_] Anon 1821006 dat subtitels
>> [_] Anon 1821027 Can hit Sir Giant Pink Lizard twice per bounce before he tries to chomp you. Beat it on my last heart figuring that out and taking a double hit myself. Ending is as lol as the rest.
>> [_] Anon 1821088 >># It's not working for me for some reason...
>> [_] Anon 1821102 >poor horned cyclops goomba gets arrested for murder >it was the fucking green bird bastard who killed me

File: YOLO.swf-(5.3 MB, Game)
[_] Anon 1771539 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1771547 >reach jump with an enemy to bounce off of, same one I died one when I last played this ages ago >successfully time it to bounce off enemy >hit the enemy on the platform after it, it pushes me back into the pit Fuuuuck. Has anyone actually beaten this? Is it even possible to win, or is it rigged so that something's sure to kill you?
>> [_] Anon 1771553 I want to know how to reset without closing the flash and reopening because I don't want to have to keep seeing that fucking ad.
>> [_] Anon 1771564 this makes me cry eferytime
>> [_] Anon 1771587 how do I reset this game? I can only play it once per computer and you're dead forever
>> [_] Anon 1771590 >># Clear your cache I think.
>> [_] Anon 1771625 this is actually pretty funny the noises he makes when hit are the best
>> [_] Anon 1771647 >># I doubt clearing the cache would be considered a reset at the game over screen.
>> [_] Anon 1771657 clear cookies to re-play. worked for me
>> [_] Anon 1771659 The game over thing was kind of cool. Pretentious Indy Game of the Week, indeed. Still infinitely more entertaining than any of those fucking somber What is a girlfriend what is life what is love what is shit controls what is theoretical ending so FUCKING DEEP platformers.
>> [_] Anon 1771733 They should go farther and farther into time after losing...
>> [_] Anon 1771740 This game sucks. Why in God's name did people spend time translating it into so many languages???
>> [_] Anon 1771802 Everyone who wants to reset! Just click the Kongregate symbol, close the tab that pops up and you can play from the start again. Works for me.
>> [_] Anon 1771837 >># And why in gods name is "English" listed under the American flag?
>> [_] Anon 1771846 >># Because Brits are smart enough to recognize an American flag, but Americans probably wouldn't recognize either The Saint George's Cross, or the Union Flag.

File[only live once.swf] - (5.3 MB)
[_] [G] You only live once,/f/ Anon 1047091 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1047094 ...wow...
>> [_] Anon 1047096 yep, still dead
>> [_] Anon 1047097 I came
>> [_] Anon 1047121 ._.;
>> [_] Anon 1047125 Protip: DELETE FLASH COOKIES, COME BACK TO LIFE
>> [_] Anon 1047132 you can use http://www.macromedia.com/support/docume ntation/en/flashplayer/help/settings_mana ger07.html to reset it.
>> [_] Anon 1047151 someone needs to figure out how to use the flash cheaters to keep your health at 5
>> [_] Anon 1047166 If you click on the Kongregate logo, you can play again.
>> [_] Anon 1047185 lol...
>> [_] Anon 1047205 what bullshit. I get through the whole castle in one go only to get arrested for murdering Sir Pink Lizard.
>> [_] Anon 1047207 i deed it!
>> [_] Anon 1047208 >># proves this game is fail
>> [_] Anon 1047210 wow a site even gayer than jewgrounds
>> [_] Anon 1047219 >># Or even better, under firefox 3.5, press ctrl+shift+del, and clear your last history hour.
>> [_] Anon 1047220 Oh wait it's not the same thing, >FLASH cookies
>> [_] Anon 1047240 PROTIP WHEN YOU SEE THE KONGREGATE LOGO AND GREEN ARROW CLICK THE LOGO, CLOSE THE NEW TAB, THEN CLICK THE GREEN ARROW. you will begin the game instead of viewing grave
>> [_] Anon 1047249 >># works.
>> [_] Anon 1047264 Well, this was certainly a flaming piece of shit, bolstered by a weak gimmick.
>> [_] Anon 1047319 I guess you really only live once huh.

File[505914_yolo.swf] - (5.3 MB)
[_] [G] YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE Anon 1043198 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1043201 FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>> [_] Anon 1043202 lol that's great AVOID THOSE SPIKES
>> [_] Anon 1043205 Oh sweet do I have to Change my fucking registry to beat this game?
>> [_] Anon 1043207 >># you need to clean yor flash cookies.
>> [_] Anon 1043209 >># It's cheating, though. (PROTIP: search for the filename in "%appdata%\macromedia\flash player\#sharedobjects" )
>> [_] Anon 1043211 this is bullshit!!! Fuck how am I going to live more than once!!!
>> [_] Anon 1043231 fuck how to clear flash cookies?
>> [_] Anon 1043232 Haha. Great shit.
>> [_] Anon 1043236 so bullshit, clear the regestry to continue. fuck this game
>> [_] Anon 1043239 so uh how do i clear my flash cookies
>> [_] Anon 1043242 >># nvm googled it lol
>> [_] Anon 1043246 I lol'd after you die
>> [_] Anon 1043302 The scenes you see depend on how you died. My favorite is being killed by the little blue guys.
>> [_] Anon 1043312 $#(*$&@(*$&(*@&(*&#%)_%*#()*@$(@&$(*@&$*@ cannonball jump
>> [_] Anon 1043321 /r/ hack
>> [_] MadHax !DCHAGqU/Do 1043328 >># I'm on it.
>> [_] Anon 1043331 Is it possible to win?
>> [_] Anon 1043332 >># I've made it as far as the giant pink lizard, so probably.
>> [_] Anon 1043360 Won it. Your "girlfriend" (she isn't really) tells you, "Thanks for saving me, I guess", then the police respond to a public disturbance, see the giant pink lizard laying dead at your feet, and arrest you as you protest loudly. The paramedics are unable to save him, then the blue guys hold a funeral ("I'd like to say he was a good man, since this is his funeral, but we all know he wasn't"). If you reload it you see grave like if you die, but much longer.
>> [_] Anon 1043390 how many times do you have to jump on the lizard to kill it?
>> [_] Anon 1043411 >># Many. You can get two bounces in per jump (don't go for three because he'll bite you), land, then quickly jump again to quickly kill him. If you bounce on his head while he's getting ready to blow fire or jump, he'll cancel the action, so just keep doing it fast.
>> [_] Anon 1043414 http://www.macromedia.com/support/docume ntation/en/flashplayer/help/settings_mana ger07.html delete kernal, restart. i'm a fun ruiner.