File: Korea Vs America.swf-(2.51 MB, 600x400, Other)
[_] Anon 3484894 Have you prayed to America today, third-worlders?

File: Korea Vs America.swf-(2.51 MB, 600x400, Other)
[_] Anon 3468263
>> [_] Anon 3468288 EAT SHIT THIRD WORLD YOU'RE WELCOME -AMERICA

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[_] HAPPY 4TH OF JULY Old Man Sou !!VxWspnN285O 3433008 Summer is in full swing /f/ellas and that means it's nearly time for memeball. It's a jam packed summer season this year with /pol/ playing host to the summer cup but it's certain to have good times for all. Like usual all team stuff is up for discussion and I am trying my hand at making a new away kit for real this time I just need a better idea than the token Newgrounds kit. I was thinking about making a kit based on Morn.swf but in that similiar vein I'd do one on swf_life.swf Archived matches: http://archive.klaxa.eu/ https://bootleg.hamuko.moe/ What the fuck is this about? Check out https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/FAQ for more info on memeball and memeball accessories. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3433011 >># (You) singing roadtrip.swf on FB as chant? I don' think anyone would shout "HURR DURR NAMEFAG MANAGER PUTTING HIMSELF IN CHANT".
>> [_] Anon 3433017 >># >># https://files.catbox.moe/bwqlej.mp3
>> [_] Old Man Sou !!VxWspnN285O 3433018 >># Its less them yelling about it and more my own personal discomfort with using it as a chant. I'd rather stick with stuff that's actually considered /f/ content for chants rather than off handed things like this y'know?
>> [_] Anon 3433049 >># >># i don't think having anyone sing it is necessary, the original is enough and funny precisely because of the bad singing, just use it as is. Or edit it a bit and add reverb so it sounds like a stadium chant
>> [_] Old Man Sou !!VxWspnN285O 3433056 >># That much I can definitely do. Even if it is the horn vs /aco/ it's still can serve as a great chant.
>> [_] Anon 3433059 >># when does the tourney start?
>> [_] Anon 3433062 >># Read the wiki, last link.
>> [_] Anon 3433064 Vote: Change the vs /his/ anthem to washington.swf
>> [_] Anon 3433082 >># why don't we just talk anymore, faggot?
>> [_] Anon 3433087 >># july 17th
>> [_] Anon 3433088 >># >># there's also this https://files.catbox.moe/e3e2iy.wav
>> [_] Anon 3433093 >># Sounds like voice was recorded using toaster. Also lyrics and song are out of sync.
>> [_] Old Man Sou !!VxWspnN285O 3433101 >># I'll give it a listen my dude. >># Not only that I was drunk and tired, there's a reason I'll use the true version.
>> [_] Anon 3433107 Lol, so many comments, so I will add one also
>> [_] Anon 3433108 >># this
>> [_] Anon 3433115 can we finally get into the quarterfinals for once
>> [_] Anon 3433118 >dig through to find morn.swf >its kino i support using morn.swf also would like to throw out privatelife.swf as well for an option saturdayhard.swf if we ever play on saturday, if thats possible

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[_] for anons that think we should share birthdays Anon 3395267 Happy birthday U S A
>> [_] Anon 3395269 >Death to America North Korea would happily nuke Tokyo or Seoul if they thought that they were going to lose their sovereignty. They don't give a fuck about nuking America.
>> [_] Anon 3395297 >># They literally have song about "Death to America" in NK
>> [_] Anon 3395307 I'm hoping that the meme is real and NK's nukes are just trash cans with rockets attached because when this joke started it was "haha, they could never develop nukes", then it's "haha, they could never make a rocket that could hit Tokyo", then it's "haha, they could never make a rocket that could hit the US" and now it's "haha, surely it couldn't make it all the way to the continental US" Hopefully they somehow wind up with no heir when one of the Kims dies and let off on the wacky bullshit when some general takes over.

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[_] [M][E][R][I][C][A] Anon 3344807 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3344808 wtf didn't even notice the other guy posting those trump things with the same subject line
>> [_] Anon 3344913 >># GET THEM DAMN COMMIES!
>> [_] Anon 3344930 I wish they'd nuke cali
>> [_] Anon 3344961 >># well fuck you too

File: 501802_KoreaLol.swf-(2.51 MB, 600x400, Other)
[_] Anon 3289006

File: ＞implying best korea.swf-(2.51 MB, 600x400, Other)
[_] Anon 3280366 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3280377 accurate, but I don't like the SJW implications. Another niggerflash.
>> [_] Anon 3280385 >># >>#
>> [_] Anon 3280394 >># >oh no it's tainted by the bad people! grow the fuck up
>> [_] Anon 3280406 America is fucking gay, and so it sucks all the dicks. Fuck you America, Canada.
>> [_] Anon 3280408 >># >Canada says America sucks dicks >Canada
>> [_] Anon 3280409 GOD BLESS AMERICA >># >implying Canada doesn't spend all its days riding the American penis Whatever, trudeuoouo
>> [_] Anon 3280424 What will actually happen: Iraq 2.0
>> [_] Anon 3280426 >># t. Falseflagging aussie Can't you leave my country alone?
>> [_] Anon 3280429 >># regardless of what happens the real losers in all this are the people held hostage in nkorea this flash is the shit tho, dont know why anon is freaking out about sjaydubyas
>> [_] Anon 3280436 don't skip leg day america
>> [_] Anon 3280439 >># lulz
>> [_] Anon 3280446 >># I see you triggered many newfags. Good work.
>> [_] Anon 3280451 >># Nothing easier to trigger than an American, to be fair
>> [_] Anon 3280452 >># kek'd audibly
>> [_] Anon 3280464 >># i got called racist because i made fun of them for clapping at the solar eclipse
>> [_] Anon 3280465 >># who the fuck claps for something like this?
>> [_] Anon 3280466 >># and why?
>> [_] Anon 3280468 >># Sometimes you just have to let the moon know it's done a good job
>> [_] Anon 3280470 >># This >># >># We have a pretty close relationship with the moon, you wouldn't understand.
>> [_] Anon 3280478 I remember this from NG.

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[_] Anon 3272223
>> [_] Anon 3272229 >># I haven't cringed this hard in a while
>> [_] Anon 3272230 A nice thought, but we already know their nukes are operational and the rockets they have work fine. Most likely scenario is that they will finally piss the wrong people off (either America or, surprisingly, China, given how retarded their foreign policies regarding them have been recently) and a land invasion will ensue. Neither America or China would waste nukes on them (their military infrastructure largely consists of massive underground bunkers too deep for even earth penetrating weapons) and a land invasion would ensue. Massive SK casualties would occur, but the NK forces would never be able to hold the south in open warfare and would be forced into retreat into aforementioned underground bunkers. There they would have the capability of fending off attacks for years and launching guerilla attacks on any invading force.
>> [_] Anon 3272232 >># In short, think less a massive nuclear ass-reaming of NK and more a long, slow, pointless military engagement akin to Vietnam or the second gulf. Whoever invaded would fight with sincerity the first few years but as the conflict drags on they'll lose public support and funding and just give up. They'll set some bullshit target (like taking a specific province/ killing a specific figurehead) and when that's achieved they'll withdraw. Hundreds of thousands (possibly millions as NK would likely 'salt' the earth by burning farmland and villages as they retreated) will die, we (or China) will waste billions of dollars and in a decade we'll find some other nation far from home to die/ kill/ test weapons in. Korea, Vietnam, Panama, Gulf, Afghanistan. Rinse and fucking repeat for all eternity.
>> [_] Anon 3272265 >># >># Thethingis,yougottawonderhowlongtheavera geNKmookisgonnaholdoutintheirundergroundt unnelsfightingforacausetheyprobablydon'te venwholeheatedlybelievein.Iftheaccountsof defectorsaretobebelievedmostNorthKoreansa ren'tentirelybrainwashedintobelievingever ythingthegovernmentsays,theyjustknowthatk eepingupappearancesiswhat'sgoodforthem,ot herwisethere'salwaysthethreatofpublicexec ution.Mostofthoseservingstillrememberthef amineofthelate90s.I'dhazardaguessthatagoo dchunkofthoseinthemilitarygenerallycomply withtheregimeswishesbecausetheytendtolive analmostdecentlifestylecomparedtotherest. Howlongismoralegoingtoholdoutwhiletheysit inundergroundtunnelseatingshittyrationswa itingtogetblownawayforaleaderwho'sonlycla imtopowerisbeingrelatedtoamythicalfigure? There'salsoagoodchanceSKwouldinstitutesom esortofpolicyofacceptingdefectorsandrefug ees. With a country that speaks the same language as them, which is extremely rich compared to them and won't ask them to die fighting a superior power with air strikes and artillery bombardments it's not that hard to imagine the NK forces bleeding off to a skeleton crew. Sure there will still be a fair ammount zealots who hold out and are willing to fight and die for the myth of their great leader, but I don't think it will be the exact same sort of protracted war of attrition as Nam or Afganistan. In any case though, nukes aren't really on the table unless NK does something massively retarded, the risk of fallout on friendlies like SK is pretty high and nukes are hard to justify. Still I would expect a large scale bombing/shelling of the country just to take out strategic installations like artillery or AA. Once NK is defanged and no longer has many ways of striking out at allies like SK, it wouldn't take that much to just turn it into a siege and starve the rest out.
>> [_] Anon 3272266 Really smacks of one of those shitty early 2000's flashes about the Taliban.
>> [_] Anon 3272267 >># >># >># Top kek at these potato faggots thinking Kim is actually going to attack anything. North Korea is a small fish and has to appear dangerous to ensure their survival. Plus, fat Kim doesn't want to look weak in front of his people. Norks and the USA will exchange a few empty threats and that will be it.
>> [_] Anon 3272271 >># >America >Not doing anything about a rogue nuclear power The Americans have assassinated leaders of larger countries and installed puppet dictators for far less.
>> [_] Anon 3272273 >># Nuclear capability ties an aggressor country's hands. And North Korea's relationship with China makes the first move an even worse idea. And again, the Norks aren't actually going to nuke something and start a war they won't survive. People that take this routine saber rattling at face value have an infantile perspective and should lurk more and keep their mouths shut in the meantime.
>> [_] Anon 3272281 >># china already said the bomb the fuck out of nkor if they did anything retarded AND HONESTLY the only American territory that they could reliably hit would be guam and if guam was erased off the map who would even know the difference???
>> [_] Anon 3272282 >># Guam is a massively strategic island for the US military. It gives us a base of operations out of SE Asia, which helps keep China from just building islands all over the place and expanding it's territory into other countries.
>> [_] Anon 3272285 >># good thing guam is just one of the many mariana islands. if they want to wipe out the territory theyd use most of their nuclear arsenal for the time being
>> [_] Anon 3272286 >># >not knowing about Guam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ks072waM ayk
>> [_] Anon 3272288 >># >North Korea's relationship with china What relationship? Besides both being offshoots of the communist uprisings in asia they have little in common, all attempts at "party solidarity" aside. If anything china want's them to stop being a bunch of retards and come into the fold. They'd definitely see any military action in the region as against their interest and probably as a flareup of the old anti-comunist aggression, but at this point they probably wouldn't do much. It would come down to basic economics, I doubt china would side with a small country which might be an ally one day, versus the single largest trading partner they have. Don't get me wrong, it would fuck up the international relationship between the US and china for a while, but it's not like china would get dragged into a war over a country that is only a fraction of their total size and with no particular strategic advantage. >the Norks aren't actually going to nuke something and start a war they won't survive. I never said they were likely to, but it's not hard to imagine that someone like Un, who's pretty megalomaniac and regularly purges his inner circle executing those who have been his "friends" for years, might decide to drag the country down with him if he senses a real threat, and it's not like the US hasn't thought of trying something. When it's just one guy who gets the first and last say on use of force there's a lot of room for error.
>> [_] Anon 3272289 >># >not knowing guam is one of many islands in that direct area the us could choose to put a base on sorry i dont have time to look up a 4 second youtube video to coincide with my opinion
>> [_] Anon 3272290 >># My b I forget anything military related is expendable and not worth keeping intact It's all just gonna go boom
>> [_] Anon 3272300 >># hurr i have no real argument just the use of my bad online sarcasm
>> [_] Anon 3272331 >># sorry i dont have time to argue, my opinion
>> [_] Anon 3272332 >># >hurr look at me im mr fancy pants im off to go sail on my yacht
>> [_] Anon 3272333 >># >that response time wew what are you sailing on nigger? Dreams?
>> [_] Anon 3272344 >># amazing that this flash is still just as relevant 10 years later
>> [_] Anon 3272345 >># this. no man rules alone, if Kim even goes near to actually launch anything it's not america that will kill him but the people closest to him
>> [_] Anon 3272352 >># There's little doubt that the people in the young Kim's inner circle are zealots who truly believe in the cause, or else are very good at pretending to be. Un's been very vigilant of possible coup attempts and has already had several higher ups in the military and in his inner circle denounced and executed on the mere suspicion of disloyalty. Anyone manning the nukes is almost certainly hand picked to have unerring loyalty to the Kim family and their pseudo-mythical history as saviors of the land. I wouldn't count on disobedience, cowardice, or treachery saving the day if he ever decided to launch a nuke. ThatsaidtheUShaslittletofearfromafewlowt echnukes,theUShassincesoviettimesbeeninte nsivelydevelopingcountermeasures.We'vepro bablycollectivelyputmoremoneyintojustoneo fourcountermeasuresliketheMKVorlaserinter ceptionthanNKhasputintoentireclassesofwea ponry.Whilethesecountermeasureslagbehindm odernmissiletech,andcouldn'tdealwithacoun trylikeRussialaunchingtheirentirearsenal, theNorthKoreansarereallybehindinweaponste chandonlyhaveasmallnumberofcapableand"acc urate"ICBMs,letalonenukestoarmthemwith.Th epeoplewhoshouldbescaredaretheSouthKorean sandnearbyallieslikeJapan.Countrieswhichc anbehitwithmuchlesssophisticatedweaponry( inthecaseofSouthKorea,thecapitaliswithina rtilleryrangeofmostofNK'sweaponryemplacem ents).Ifitcomestoit,theNKscouldshellSeoul withamountsofchemicalandotherbannedweapon rythelikesofwhichthathaven'tbeenseensince the first world war. Nukes are honestly much less concerning than the other weapons capabilities of NK. But the average person is obsessed with nukes for some reason, so that's what most people are talking about.
>> [_] Anon 3272357 kim wouldnt want to go to war with anyone he just needs to look tough so he can keep living in literal paradise off his peons backs hes literally living the human dream and he knows it and wouldnt do anything to fuck that up
>> [_] Anon 3272358 >># >the human dream is to be emperor of a bunch of retarded dirt poor peasants Wow, being human sure sucks if that's the best they can dream up

File: 4thofjuly.swf-(2.51 MB, 600x400, Other)
[_] It's that time. Anon 3259431 o7
>> [_] Anon 3259438 Honestly the worst thing I have ever seen in my entire life.
>> [_] Anon 3259507 Holy shit this puts time in perspective. This North Korea bullshit has been going on since newgrounds was still a big deal.

File: 4thofjuly.swf-(2.51 MB, 600x400, Anime)
[_] [M] [E] [R] [I] [C] [A] Anon 3109076 I've been waiting to post this for 364 days. Happy Birthday America!

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[_] Anon 3016280
>> [_] Anon 3016397 Then why did they lose the war?
>> [_] Anon 3016400 >># shutup American piggu shouldn't you be drugging out and killing baby??
>> [_] Anon 3016420 >># China

File: 501802_KoreaLol.swf-(2.51 MB, 600x400, Other)
[_] HAPPY 4th of JULY MOTHERFUCKERS Anon 2833464 AMERICA FUCK YEAH
>> [_] Anon 2833487 >># Actually the US is in huge debt but that's none of my business
>> [_] Anon 2833488 >># lol /thread
>> [_] Anon 2833498 >># >># Samefag
>> [_] Anon 2833502 >># >3 / 0 / 4 / 1 lrn24chanm8
>> [_] Anon 2833548 >what America wants you to believe

File: ＞implying best korea.swf-(2.51 MB, 600x400, Other)
[_] Anon 2662127
>> [_] Anon 2662137 God Bless America
>> [_] Anon 2662266 USA! USA! USA!
>> [_] Anon 2662277 >># You forgot about the part where China comes and takes all our money.
>> [_] Anon 2662296 >># >implying money is even a real thing
>> [_] Anon 2662297 >># you also forget the part where we find other sources for shit to buy. I'm sure anyone will take our money.
>> [_] Anon 2662299 I stood from my seat, clapped and had to wipe a tear from my eye >># >people STILL don't understand actually how much debt China owns or what that actually means in a world economy

File: Korea Vs America.swf-(2.51 MB, 600x400, Loop)
[_] Korea vs America Anon 2641861 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2641872 what did you /f/ags think of the movie?
>> [_] Anon 2641881 >># Not enough cowbell, IMO.
>> [_] GrandAmfag !!P3OZL0qiAZr 2641884 >># Could of used better sound effects but was still enjoyable. USA! USA!
>> [_] Anon 2641900 I FUCKING LOVE THIS
>> [_] Anon 2641904 I came
>> [_] Anon 2641906 >># This flash is a grievous act of terrorism birthed by the gangster regime of false Korea, its creator shall face absolute annihilation!
>> [_] Anon 2641927 >># USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
>> [_] Anon 2641929 >># Mother of lord, that was pretty much the most accurate thing i have ever seen
>> [_] Anon 2641968 >># Except the America having money thing.
>> [_] Anon 2641995 amazing.
>> [_] Anon 2641997 >># nice meme broseph
>> [_] Anon 2641998 MURICA

File: Korea Vs America.swf-(2.51 MB, 600x400, Other)
[_] Relevant Anon 2637074 Well, if North Korea wants to get uppity over a movie...
>> [_] Anon 2637094 I clapped
>> [_] Anon 2637101 USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>> [_] Anon 2637139 >># >that guitar solo national anthem i cri every tiem

File: [F]KoreaLol.swf-(2.51 MB, 600x400, Other)
[_] Anon 2230631 this still work? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2230680 More like what amerika wants you to think :DDDD
>> [_] Anon 2230691 fucking hate america
>> [_] Anon 2230735 inb4 yuropoor bitching about america.
>> [_] Anon 2230739 This was amazing OP. Anyone who thinks different is a communist
>> [_] Anon 2230746 Eurofag communists are just jealous because they can only eat bread and slop from their food stamps and their shit tier UN will never be as good as the US. I love how in this depiction of America Texas is the dick. I live in a dick. YAY
>> [_] Anon 2230747 inb4 HNNNNNNNNNNGH because of debt.
>> [_] Anon 2230748 >># IT'S BECAUSE OF DEBT
>> [_] Anon 2230756 Clappy birthday America

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[_] [M] [E] [R] [I] [C] [A] Anon 2052521 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2052524 MURICAAA
>> [_] Anon 2052535 MURRICA, but the maker of this forgot to put on the part where China takes all of MURRICA`s money
>> [_] Anon 2052538 >America >Shows United States flag Sometihng is wrong with you
>> [_] Anon 2052552 Why do I laugh every time?
>> [_] Anon 2052605 >># butthurt mexifag
>> [_] Anon 2052608 >US. >America. >Not understanding that it's two continents. Why can't the US into basic facts?
>> [_] Anon 2052635 >># We are too busy being the best.
>> [_] Anon 2052647 >># The best asshole
>> [_] Anon 2052649 >># And don't you fucking forget it.
>> [_] Anon 2052667 lame

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[_] Happy July 4th Anon 2026143 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2026218 I don't get the end. Everybody knows MURIKKKA doesn't have any money
>> [_] Anon 2026243 And poor old Hawaii and Alaska never get any respect...
>> [_] Anon 2026292 America has money HAHAHAH
>> [_] Anon 2026326 I'll just leave this here: john-lindseyDAWTnet/2013/04/i-asked-noam -chomsky-his-thoughts-on.html#.UdWCwvlUGVM
>> [_] Anon 2026351 >># you really expect me to read all this shit?
>> [_] Anon 2026356 >># I don't know, who are you? Actually, you don't even have to read all of it to get the point.

File: 501802_KoreaLol.swf-(2.51 MB, Other)
[_] Anon 1965284
>> [_] Anon 1965303 i feel like this would be more accurate if america got winded in the middle of the savage beating, went back to its throne, and popped some nitroglycerin pills while chainsmoking money
>> [_] Anon 1965304 >america >money
>> [_] Anon 1965340 In my opinion, everyone would just start beating each other up or would just jump at murrika for having the most oil ever.
>> [_] Anon 1965342 >implying obama would start a war

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[_] Anon 1941710 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1941758 completely lefit
>> [_] PolAnon 1941768 >Patriotic hardon right now.
>> [_] Anon 1941771 >># Looks about right. Except the US has no money.
>> [_] Anon 1941788 i came 4 times
>> [_] Anon 1941814 damn right I listened to the whole solo
>> [_] Anon 1941840 Nice of China to lend the US all that money to sit next to.
>> [_] Anon 1941841 >># MURICA
>> [_] Anon 1941877 >># you again that same comment........... get something new
>> [_] Anon 1941908 China has an 8% holding in public debt dipshits. If you all were of any intelligence you would see that they are saving the governments ass. And China couldn't care less about a few trillion, since the US owns a huge chunk of their manufacturing and export market. Learn2world.
>> [_] Anon 1941929 >># Anon, have I told you that you're a pretty awesome dude lately?
>> [_] Anon 1941948 gayest flash ever
>> [_] Anon 1941960 That's the part mass media doesn't tell you I suppose. I have been enlightened.
>> [_] Anon 1941967 >># except the us makes the most money per day and accounts for 51% of the global economy :)
>> [_] Anon 1941979 Nice of China to lend the US all that money to sit next to
>> [_] Anon 1941981 nice video we may make some money but we are in shit debt man we owe alot of money to china
>> [_] Anon 1941984 USA owes Poland some money
>> [_] Anon 1941998 >># never forget poland http://forgotaboutpoland.ytmnd.com/

File: Korea Vs America.swf-(2.51 MB, Other)
[_] Murrika Anon 1933739 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1933743 America > Best Korea
>> [_] Anon 1933751 I clapped
>> [_] Anon 1933755 'Murrica!
>> [_] Anon 1933758 >># fuck yeeeeeeeaaaahh!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1933762 funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Wish I could find this on youtube.
>> [_] Anon 1933765 yup
>> [_] Anon 1933779 The lack of Mexico on the globes was quite amusing.
>> [_] Anon 1933783 It was awful nice of china to lend America all of that money to sit next to.
>> [_] Anon 1933820 Not really. Most likely our president will apologize to the world for us being such bad people and try to make nice with Nkorea.
>> [_] Mr. B !jTwseny72A 1933824 >># HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>> [_] Anon 1933844 >># Unfortunately this, 10/10 animation though.
>> [_] Anon 1933846 >># As much as we know of our president such a choice to be made by the president after an attempted attack to our boarders would be suicidal a good portion of america would call for blood
>> [_] Anon 1933847 They killed Lilo and Stitch
>> [_] Anon 1933875 >># NICE!
>> [_] Anon 1933885 the mouse that roared
>> [_] Anon 1933974 >># why don't you convert it to a video and upload it, so someone can grab the video, convert it to shockwave flash and post it here on /f/

File: 501802_KoreaLol.swf-(2.51 MB, Other)
[_] This seems appropriate Anon 1928032 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1928049 kill yourself
>> [_] Anon 1928094 >># I'm sorry, I don't speak bitch. Why not try speaking a language I understand? Like AMURRICA!
>> [_] Anon 1928105 Enjoy dying alone in a far away land.
>> [_] Anon 1928117 the freedom in this flash is too damn high
>> [_] Anon 1928192 I'm sorry, but what America has to do with money and pizza? It's broke and pizza is from Italy.

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[_] MURRICA Anon 1885257 Fuck Yeah Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1885290 10/10
>> [_] Anon 1885299 MUH FREEDOMMS!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1885308 Support Our Troops/10
>> [_] Anon 1885335 Actually, that's pretty accurate.
>> [_] Anon 1885449 >># The stars are supposed to always be on the left of the American flag. A real American would know that.
>> [_] Anon 1885452 The stars are always supposed to be on the left. A real American would know that.
>> [_] Anon 1885468 >># yes indeedly.
>> [_] Anon 1885508 fuck yeah!!
>> [_] Anon 1885553 lol loved it
>> [_] Anon 1885566 I'm from Europe and i find this offensive.
>> [_] Anon 1885601 >># Uh, You may not have noticed, but you're on 4chan.
>> [_] Kageshi !BKWpKLV.es 1885603 murrica

File: 0006-_F_KoreaLol.swf-(2.51 MB, Other)
[_] korea k lol Anon 1762523 lulz

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[_] Anon 1757457 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1757459 but america doesn't have any money
>> [_] Anon 1757460 >># greece has no money
>> [_] Anon 1757462 >># true
>> [_] Anon 1757485 >># I thought China owns American money
>> [_] Anon 1757488 >># Sorta. But america has guns. And... stuff...
>> [_] Anon 1757491 >># What I was gonna say. >># China owns those too.
>> [_] Anon 1757494 >># But they are cheap and Chinese. and 'murica has better guns. Even though we get almost half our guns out-of-country.
>> [_] Anon 1757496 >># Well they have a larger army
>> [_] Anon 1757500 >># "As of May 29, 2012, according to the U.S. Department of Defense casualty website, there were 4,409 total deaths (including both killed in action and non-hostile) and 31,928 wounded in action (WIA) as a result of Operation Iraqi Freedom." oh you cheeky sand people
>> [_] Anon 1757511 he enjoys sitting in piles of debt?
>> [_] Anon 1757514 >># Quality over quantity. Our guns are bigger than theirs.
>> [_] Anon 1757576 No, China owns our debt, not money. There's a difference.
>> [_] Anon 1757580 was dat some threebrain?
>> [_] Anon 1757642 >throne surrounded by bags of money Pffft ha. America > *, but it's still shitty.
>> [_] Anon 1757705 That was the biggest load of bullshit EVAR!
>> [_] Anon 1757714 pretty much right this here, except for that USA has the single largest foreign debt in the entire world. So not so many piles of money.

File: america.swf-(2.51 MB, Other)
[_] Korea vs. America Anon 1744755 America! Fuck yeah! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1744766 that is so american... always thinking, that YOU guys are the target/hero/topic/etc. why should north korea even try to bomb hawaii? they have south korea and japan next door. and that are their targets, IF they would want to fire a nuclear rocket
>> [_] Anon 1744772 Christ, here comes the Eurofags vs Amerifags argument again. This topic is so original and thought provoking. Why don't we throw some religion in too for fun? Christianity is the one true religion and you are all going to hell.
>> [_] Vetor !!fOm9SCO1TbI 1744774 >># Well done
>> [_] Anon 1744801 guys we should be careful. if we don't watch it. in 10 years North Korea will have the technology to build a boat that can attack JAPAN!!!!!1!11111!1!!1!
>> [_] Anon 1744809 >>that is so european... always bitching, because YOUR guys aren't the target/hero/topic/etc. why should a flash animator even try to have alittle fun? you're a little bitch who's so insecure with your own society that you have to complain about the slightest bit of nationalism from the US.
>> [_] Anon 1744810 WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERICA AMERICA ITS WUNDERBAR!
>> [_] Anon 1744811 FUCK THIS AMERICAN PROPAGHANDA NORTH COREA IS THE BEST KOREA AND IS THE STRONGEST ONE AND HAVE THE BEST ROCKETS FUCK YOU AMURICANS
>> [_] Anon 1744826 >># >implying north koreans actually have an internet connection and can post on 4chan
>> [_] Anon 1744841 USA! USA! USA!
>> [_] Anon 1744853 >># I know at least on who have
>> [_] Anon 1744863 I need that electric guitar cover of the Star Spangled Banner so bad.
>> [_] Anon 1744864 >># FOUND IT http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/1 36831
>> [_] Anon 1744892 I'm not even American, but when that guitar came in at the end I teared up.
>> [_] Anon 1744918 U mad, yuropoors? >Tfw American Olympic athletes chow down on McDonalds all day erry day, win the the Olympics, and prove the American master race yet again >Tfw people from shit-tier nations are going to argue with me on an American image board Laughinggirls.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1744921 wait, is that some threebrain?
>> [_] Anon 1744924 False: The US of A would have detected that missile launch and not even let it go near Hawaii. Also, they would have launched the missile elsewhere. It would be stupid to launch a nuke nearby because radiation does not stay in one place. It moves in a cloud.
>> [_] Anon 1744925 >># Fuck, I feel stupid trying to even communicate with you. Listen up retard. If North Korea attacked South Korea(or anywhere near them), North Korea will still be affected by radiation. Radiation does not stay in one place.
>> [_] Anon 1744940 Because when any individual gets criticised on the subject of America, the person doing it is automatically european, AMIRITE? Confirmation bias. Confirmation bias everywhere.
>> [_] Anon 1744941 >># I think you should brush up on what "confirmation bias" actually means, friend.
>> [_] Anon 1744943 >># >># You're talking about one of the few groups of people that could give the durkas a run for their money in the batshit insane department. I wouldn't be surprised if they went around telling people not to worry about radiation because the spirit of the Great Leader would make the wind blow down sacred Mt. Whateverthefuckitscalled, and blow the radiation to Japan.
>> [_] Anon 1744984 >># > Because when any individual gets criticised on the subject of America, the person doing it is automatically european, AMIRITE? Not always... but that is the way to bet.
>> [_] noko Anon 1744992 Can't you butthurts just appreciate this flash for how funny it is? I lol'd.
>> [_] Anon 1745008 Fucking butthurt Eurofags.
>> [_] Anon 1745032 Fuck all of you Amerifags and Eurofags Ruining a good little flash >Eurofag who doesn't give a fuck, just wants to enjoy /f/ >Butthurt amerifags and other Eurofags everywhere
>> [_] Anon 1745037 America is the best country. I wish I lived there.
>> [_] Anon 1745038 >># retarded american thinking this will sway teh others
>> [_] Anon 1745045 >># Don't lie to yourself. America is best country.
>> [_] Anon 1745069 Fuck you too america
>> [_] Anon 1745070 i liked the throne surrounded with piles of cash... and pizza. america, fuck yeah!

File: 0006-_F_KoreaLol.swf-(2.51 MB, Other)
[_] For >># f4r !HanakoDlmg 1738124
>> [_] Anon 1738127 awww yeah, go america
>> [_] Anon 1738129 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING WHAT. BEST GUITAR SOLO EVER GAUD DAAAAAAUM
>> [_] Anon 1738131 The Earth on the flag needs to be changed with the Moon and Mars.
>> [_] Anon 1738194 Made me lawl 'merica! ftw!

File: 0006-_F_KoreaLol.swf-(2.51 MB, Other)
[_] Happy July 4thAnonymous07/04/12(Wed)03:00No.1712705 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous07/04/12(Wed)06:34No.1712768 I wish i had my own pile of pizza and money
>> [_] Anonymous07/04/12(Wed)06:52No.1712771 FUCK YEAH AMERIKUH!
>> [_] Anonymous07/04/12(Wed)07:21No.1712779 hahahaha i love amerifags thinking that everyone want to attack them
>> [_] Anonymous07/04/12(Wed)09:38No.1712813 >># except north korea actually did you niggerfaced nigger. Ol' kim jong said during one of his retarded ass chink speeches that N korea would "wipe the aggressors of the earth out of existence" or some retarded fuckin shit, in regards to MURRIKA. Glad that fucking chink is dead also you're a nigger.
>> [_] Anonymous07/04/12(Wed)09:51No.1712816 God Bless America
>> [_] Anonymous07/04/12(Wed)09:53No.1712818 >># Oh, look, it's baby's first day on the internet!
>> [_] Anonymous07/04/12(Wed)10:18No.1712826 Not pictured in flash: China gets all butthurt. WW3 ensues.
>> [_] Anonymous07/04/12(Wed)10:58No.1712841 Murika: Fucking the whole world since 1776
>> [_] Anonymous07/04/12(Wed)10:58No.1712842 >># >># Oh, Look, samefags!
>> [_] Anonymous07/04/12(Wed)11:00No.1712844 Why did it smash vietnam?
>> [_] Anonymous07/04/12(Wed)11:01No.1712845 Actually Yurop took a large chunk of undiscovered land, killed the natives and claimed it theirs. Murikans are actually yuropeans jews in disguise
>> [_] Anonymous07/04/12(Wed)11:04No.1712846 >># Because Murika wanted to save the world (and deepthroating it eeach time it tries)
>> [_] Anonymous07/04/12(Wed)12:29No.1712865 happy july 4th
>> [_] Anonymous07/04/12(Wed)12:36No.1712868 Happy Independence Day /f/.
>> [_] Anonymous07/04/12(Wed)12:44No.1712872 Was a great animation. The shitty Jimmy Hendrix failure copy of an anthem ruined it though. Happy 4th everybody.
>> [_] Anonymous07/04/12(Wed)14:06No.1712894 No Mexico in the USA flag
>> [_] Anonymous07/04/12(Wed)14:43No.1712903 Death to America
>> [_] Anonymous07/04/12(Wed)15:05No.1712936 >Americans lol
>> [_] Anonymous07/04/12(Wed)15:21No.1712950 >non-Americans lol

File[[F]KoreaLol.swf] - (2.51 MB)
[_] [?] /r/ inside Anon 1679368 That flash that's like 2-3 different flashes and one is some dude running and it says "School shooting cool shooting" or something like that.
>> [_] Anon 1679397 pretty accurate
>> [_] Anon 1679413 I thought mexico was supposed to be the beard?
>> [_] !!qdvBtKFtNy6 1679441 I laughed so fucking hard
>> [_] Anon 1679447 last view of America is a mirror image... holy shit it's a doppelganger!

File[Korean Missile Crisis.swf] - (2.51 MB)
[_] [?] Anon 1661636 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1661641 Gotta love the celebration of racism, violence, egotism and mindless patriotism that made america what it is today.
>> [_] Anon 1661653 >># It's a joke >liburlz
>> [_] Anon 1661698 >># Yeah, wait, I'll go find the countries that are function better ethically than the United States. The line will be empty until I can find any.
>> [_] Anon 1661714 As an American, I find this hilarious.
>> [_] Karai Pantsu 1661719 I like how this is basically what happened anyway with the Korean missile launch... except less MURICA SMASH!!!!! and more embarrassment for Korea.
>> [_] Anon 1661721 >># Oh god, do I need to get you a tissue to dry your tears over a fucking joke?
>> [_] Anon 1661722 What I learned from this : N.Korea actually thinks that they're green. But in reality : They are green.
>> [_] Anon 1661723 >># I'm a liberal and even I find this shit funny. That guy is probably just a butthurt eurofag or something.
>> [_] Anon 1661725 The creator of this Flash laughed at how N. Korea is backwards. But I'm laughing at how America is backwards (literally, watch when America sits down, Florida is on the west)!
>> [_] Anon 1661726 >># If you can't find a country that is more ethical than the US, you either aren't looking, or don't know what ethics are.
>> [_] Anon 1661736 AMERICUH! Sits on a throne of inflated fiat money and pizza bought with increasing amounts of said money! P.S. amazing flash
>> [_] Anon 1661845 Pretty much true. For better or for worse, America's on top of the pile and if they wanted you gone, you'd be gone.
>> [_] Anon 1661847 FUCK YWAH

File[KoreaLol.swf] - (2.51 MB)
[_] [?] Anon 1657158 fag Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1657199 bumping because lilo and stitch were in it
>> [_] Elle Lowel !pY5mGGxSYY 1657203 I want that on a t-shirt
>> [_] Anon 1657226 awesome.
>> [_] Anon 1657248 This is hilarious. I love how americans: 1) Have no idea how ICBMs work and what defenses would be used against them and, 2) See no irony is depicting themselves as "kings of the world". Fiddle harder, Nero.
>> [_] Anon 1657253 This made me sad. Mostly because I was expecting korean lolis.
>> [_] Anon 1657255 >># dude this flash dates back to when N Korea launched their first failrocket, where have you been?
>> [_] Anon 1657260 This is hilarious. I love how eurofags: 1) Generalize a few hundred million people as a singular stereotype. 2) See no irony in their relentless need to make snide comments about the United States at every opportunity, while at the same time asserting that it has no importance. Sheepfuck harder, Angus.
>> [_] Anon 1657301 LOL at how backwards America is (Florida is on wrong side when America sits down).
>> [_] Anon 1657314 this is one of the reasons why the world thinks a lot of people in the us of a have their head up their own ass
>> [_] Anon 1657317 Swedish flag at the very top of the crown in the end, zoom in.
>> [_] Anon 1657319 >># You should google what the Swedish flag looks like.
>> [_] Anon 1657346 >># You're digging a deeper hole, my friend. Just because I don't have my tongue up America's ass doesn't mean I'm from Europe. Surprisingly, there are several other continents where I could be. Also: I used to feel that stereotyping americans was bad, but they conform to stereotypes of arrogance and ignorance with shocking consistency. And, I'd never asset that America has no importance. One does not ascribe status or intelligence to a tsunami, but that doesn't mean you ignore it.
>> [_] Anon 1657347 >># Well OK it's a half swedish flag, poindexter. But the colors are correct.
>> [_] Anon 1657351 amerifaggotry is certainly strong in this one
>> [_] Anon 1657396 THIS IS A LOT FUNNIER BECAUSE BO XILAI WENT TO THE AMERICAN CONSULATE FOR AID IN CHINA AND GOT FIRED FROM THE COMMUNIST PARTY EVEN THOUGH HE LOOKED TO HAVE A LOT OF INFLUENCE
>> [_] Anon 1657397 USA is #1 Deal with it Let the colon-crucifixion flow through you, Europals. I knew the moment I saw this flash the comments would be full of your anal pains. USA USA USA USA

File[501802_KoreaLol.swf] - (2.51 MB)
[_] [?] Death to America! Anon 1637847
>> [_] Anon 1637881 well yes and no
>> [_] Anon 1637921 I lost it at ripped America's badass strut walk
>> [_] Anon 1637940 Not even a pile of hamburgers with that pile of money and CP. I am dissapoint.
>> [_] Anon 1637995 sauce on song?

File[501802_KoreaLol.swf] - (2.51 MB)
[_] [?] Korea! Fuck.....no? Anon 1589751 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1589755 im glad that i didnt grow up in a such a brainwashing country that it made me do flash animations such as this
>> [_] Anon 1589757 HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME! >DID I TELL YOU THAT WAS AWESOME?
>> [_] Anon 1589784 lol is that america sitting on all its debt! lmfao
>> [_] Anon 1589787 I'm american and...AMURIKA IS NUMBUR ONE. MURRRRRRRIKA
>> [_] Anon 1589789 In the "What would actually happen", the missile went at least 10 times as far as we expect it to.
>> [_] Anon 1589795 >># I'm sorry bitches like you are in charge of it.
>> [_] Anon 1589874 How did that missile ever make it past Japan? Stupid murrikkans forget they've got military in S. Korea and Japan.
>> [_] Anon 1589881 >># I'm glad my country doesn't brainwash me into thinking an awesome flash like this was the result of brainwashing. Enjoy Pax Americana, made possible by our world-changing belief in democracy and tough skin against little pricks like you.
>> [_] Anon 1589883 FUCK YEAH! Our anthem is awesome even when we miss notes and change keys halfway through!
>> [_] Anon 1589896 Problem with this flash: we can't waltz over and smash N.Korea because they have a treaty with China and that would start WWIII. Remember that WWI was launched with fucking treaties.
>> [_] Anon 1589897 All this Flash proves is how the Americans who made it are as delusional as the North Koreans.
>> [_] Anon 1589904 Pretty much says everything about both crazy countries, right down to the national anthem being played with the wrong notes.
>> [_] Anon 1589918 It doesn't matter that it was the wrong notes. It was A MOTHERFUCKING ELECTRIC GUITAR. You know..... I don't tell this to many people, but I used to be an American. Then I got an arrow in the knee.
>> [_] Anon 1589926 >># Pretty much, haha
>> [_] Anon 1589929 >># Do you miss your sweetroll? OMNOMNOMNOM *burp*
>> [_] Anon 1589941 >># >lol is that america sitting on all its debt! lmfao lol also america, pledging their loyalty each day in school, flags everywhere, thinking sex is bad but have more strip joints than all other countries combined, telling other countries to disarm while they have more guns and bombs than that country, never had a real modern war on home grounds yet making a mess in other countries etc etc double moral double moral and so on
>> [_] Anon 1589942 >># this means that treaties work. USA cant start wars with whoever they want anymore. peace remains.

File[Korea Vs America.swf] - (2.51 MB)
[_] [?] Happy Independence Day. Anon 1532478
>> [_] Anon 1532502 I dunt know if that's the way that scenario would actually turn out, but I lol'd at the accurate portrayal of the US.

File[501802_KoreaLol.swf] - (2.51 MB)
[_] [?] Anon 1426631 This is what will happen in the coming war with North Korea.
>> [_] Anon 1426651 kewl... but damn
>> [_] The Jewish Conspiracy 1426653 Is it 2003 again?
>> [_] Nos 1426654 That made me happy Xd
>> [_] Anon 1426664 pretty much, expect the moneys fake, and theres massive civilian deaths....
>> [_] Anon 1426684 YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! America Kicks ASS!! LOL!! (look out North Korea! You goin' down, nigga!) LOL!
>> [_] Anon 1426692 Gee if it were that simple GWB would have done that instead he went for a softer target like Iraq
>> [_] Anon 1426698 >># A "preemptive strike" will make china pissy.
>> [_] Anon 1426731 Totally inaccurate. Where's the hot chick that's supposed to be sucking our Florida off at the end?
>> [_] Anon 1426742 >># Is this... Is this real? Are there really people like this on 4chan now?
>> [_] Anon 1426751 >># You mean there was a time when there wasn't?
>> [_] Anon 1426767 almost accurate, america is supposed to be fat

File[Korea Vs America.swf] - (2.51 MB)
[_] [?] Anon 1307327 Happy Birthday America Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1307340 death to amerika...
>> [_] Anon 1307363 Inorite, I mean, they can't possibly handle another vietnam war right
>> [_] Anon 1307364 Fuck yeah America. We rule at everything. Fuck all you haters. AMERICA!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1307366 >implying all the north koreans won't fall to their boney ass knees and welcome their new American overlords when we show up with bags of Mcdonalds
>> [_] Anon 1307369 Why the fuck did Moot have to make fucking /int/?
>> [_] Anon 1307377 >># hes trolling 4chan
>> [_] Anon 1307382 All right, America! We do well for ourselves! We have our flaws, but who doesn't, right!? Go us!
>> [_] Anon 1307392 NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA
>> [_] Anon 1307399 >># dunt make it any good though!
>> [_] Anon 1307466 America sucks.
>> [_] Anon 1307474 Im korean and im like FUCK YEAH AMERICA
>> [_] Anon 1307475 Shit man, I'm Korean AND I live in Hawaii. Go Americuh.
>> [_] Anonymous. 1307480 fucking awesome
>> [_] Anon 1307505 FUCK YEAA
>> [_] Anon 1307509 >># all i hear is "I MAD"
>> [_] Anon 1307513 America, its a bit overrated.
>> [_] Anon 1307537 I like how USA is depicted with a huge amount of money which overflows everywhere. Sweet memories. It will never happen again.

File[501802_KoreaLol.swf] - (2.51 MB)
[_] [L] lolz Anon 1229635
>> [_] Anon 1229642 arent the amerifags in debt >.>
>> [_] Anon 1229649 AMERICA CAN NEVER BE IN DEBT WE SAVE THE PLANET ON A DAILY BASES! THE WORLD IS INFINITELY IN DEBT TO AMERICA.
>> [_] Anon 1229653 Yeah I thought the cash was a bit much lol.
>> [_] Anon 1229687 Everyone's in debt.
>> [_] Anon 1229693 I am debt
>> [_] Anon 1229739 Underage /b/an.
>> [_] Anon 1229759 *Cries a lone tear in pride*
>> [_] Anon 1229762 4chan < America Go ahead, Haters gonna hate.
>> [_] Anon 1229776 I lol'd. But we'd be too far in debt to b8
>> [_] Anon 1229778 I fuckin love this flash.

File[501802_KoreaLol.swf] - (2.51 MB)
[_] [?] Anon 1189896
>> [_] Anon 1189914 Fukken Lol'd.
>> [_] Anon 1189943 Please nigga. America is broke.
>> [_] Anon 1189981 America is backwards... ?

File[Korea Vs America.swf] - (2.51 MB)
[_] [L] This flash Oblivion W. Guns !IPiPBOY0m2 1166824 Has just bumped off "wanna meet that dad_1.swf" Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1166830 AMERICA FUCK YEAR!!
>> [_] Anon 1166873 >># That flash was also made when America thought it had money. Enjoy being poor.
>> [_] Anon 1166907 AMERICA FUCK YEAH
>> [_] Anon 1166913 AMERICA FUCK EAR!!
>> [_] Anon 1166999 >># dont have too much cash but hell we got more than north korea

File[Korea Vs America.swf] - (2.51 MB)
[_] [L] AMERIKUH Anon 1118222 FUCK YEH Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1118231 i demand the ending seen made into a background picture for my comp
>> [_] Anon 1118237 >># my dad can beat up your dad
>> [_] Anon 1118255 sauce on 1st song?
>> [_] Anon 1118279 KOREA EAT CAT
>> [_] Anon 1118282 Amerikuh..........FUK YEAH!!!
>> [_] Anon 1118286 I loved the OAAA-HUU part
>> [_] Anon 1118307 FUCK YEAR!
>> [_] Anon 1118314 Fuck yeah!
>> [_] Anon 1118323 fuck year!
>> [_] Anon 1118328 But... why does America have money in this flash?
>> [_] Anon 1118375 kinda funny but bitches dont know korea and china are about to become the richest country in the world because of their industry
>> [_] Anon 1118383 >korea >richest country in the world >because of their industry Ohohoho
>> [_] Anon 1118388 JFI: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsar_Bomba
>> [_] Anon 1118390 >># What about it?
>> [_] Anon 1118403 >># while I know this is a lie even if it was true a country that is rich does not mean it also has power, look at Japan
>> [_] Anon 1118408 I'm a Frenchfag, but even then, FUCK YEAR !
>> [_] Anon 1118421 xD
>> [_] Anon 1118452 Happy birthday Amer... oh wait... Happy birthday genocidal immigrants from europe Why did we have a cold war again? Oh right because everything this flash resembles exists only in the head of an average retarded american. Oh and happy birthday.
>> [_] Anon 1118454 >># http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 1802 Music links are on the page.
>> [_] Anon 1118458 >># >Happy birthday genocidal immigrants from europe >europe >Lol Europeans.
>> [_] Anon 1118467 >># Thats right cracka you are one, you must know.
>> [_] Anon 1118470 >># wow you are REALLY fucking clueless. where is the majority of the worlds industry? sure aint japan or america like you seem to think. this is simple economic pyramid structure here
>> [_] Anon 1118471 this is why i hate american flag wavers, they do stupid shit like this. at least korea don't think they are the fucking king country in the world you smug assholes. and what would really happen is that the missile reaches its target and there would come more missiles from both sides.
>> [_] Anon 1118472 + fagtank + dumb message + annoying ad that nobody watches or clicks yeah this crap is pretty much as bad as it get. at least the media quality was above average.
>> [_] Anon 1118473 >># Not to mention all the alliances and treaties in existence that would pull missiles from other countries.
>> [_] Anon 1118479 sure is butthurt eurofags around here
>> [_] Anon 1118486 This is why Im proud to be AMERICAN!
>> [_] Anon 1118492 >># Sure is people not getting the joke you mean. It's a parody of how america sees itself rather than a genuine patriotic statement. I shouldn't have to explain this shit on 4chan you fucking underaged cunts.
>> [_] Anon 1118520 >># >at least korea don't think they are the fucking king country in the world you smug assholes Actually yes they do. At least North Koreans.
>> [_] Anon 1118527 >># Sure, the same way we're all Africans because we descended from there. You silly, silly friend.

File[Korea Vs America.swf] - (2.51 MB)
[_] [?] Happy Anti-America day, Iran. Diablo W. Guns !0ORolAND/. 1108788 Today is anti-america day in Iran. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1108809 GO MURIKA!
>> [_] Anon 1108810 Listen here you terr...oh, Newgrounds.
>> [_] Anon 1108823 >>What America wants America to believe
>> [_] Anon 1108854 This is what Americans actually believe.
>> [_] Anon 1108856 >># This. Also, why does America have money in this?
>> [_] Anon 1108859 GOD BLESS
>> [_] Anon 1108864 ITT: TRUTH
>> [_] Anon 1108881 >># Because we DO rape any country we want. Pussy. >># Because we get what we want. Try to stop us. I dare you.
>> [_] Anon 1108897 >># Truth. We invade other countries for literally 0 reason and get away with it, because nobody has the balls OR the ability to do anything about it. China? Heh. (Although China has ALOT of balls (about 1.6 billion of them)
>> [_] Diablo W. Guns !0ORolAND/. 1108900 >># China are our bros. They violate human rights and doesn't afraid of anything.
>> [_] Anon 1108905 totally incorrect americans dont dirty their money with pizza. they'd have a table.
>> [_] Anon 1108906 >># Has it ever occurred to you that this attitude is why so much of the world is so eager to kill Americans?
>> [_] Anon 1108907 >># No seriously, why does America have money in this? Oh I get it, those bags are actually full of debt. Well played.
>> [_] Diablo W. Guns !0ORolAND/. 1108910 >># Has it occurred to you that so much of the world is full of sound and fury, signifying nothing?
>> [_] Anon 1108914 >># The problem with taking on the role of schoolyard bully is that is that eventually kids grow up. The kids with a bit of intelligence and character make something of themselves, whilst the bullies languish in their trailer parks because they never had a worthy goal. Better hope China never grows up to be Bill Fucking Gates. ... Whoops, too late.
>> [_] Diablo W. Guns !0ORolAND/. 1108916 >># Once again: You are full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. And easily upset.
>> [_] Anon 1108919 >>#
>> [_] Anon 1108922 >># You are full of sound and trolling, signifying an inability to move away from the cock to breathe in.
>> [_] Diablo W. Guns !0ORolAND/. 1108924 >># Ok, let me just stop for just a second and ask some very innocuous questions. Are you >>#?
>> [_] Anon 1108925 >>#
>> [_] Anon 1108927 >># Say what you want. But when YOUR 3rd world country gets invaded who will be the first to back you up? THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. The mother country to all. Your welcome. No thanks needed.
>> [_] Anon 1108930 >># I'm the juggernaut, bitch.
>> [_] Anon 1108932 >># Fact remains, you're an asshole. You value nothing more than your own misappropriated strength, as you lounge in your armchair cheering your proxies on to victory over a ragtag assortment of angry, untrained citizens armed with improvised munitions and cold war leftovers - and yet YOUR BAD BOYS STILL CAN'T FUCKING WIN FOR SOME REASON. And it's funny, because you own none of this, but pose like you were personally responsible for every alleged victory. You're an empty little man, full of cheap beer, propaganda and false pride, like the majority of your ignoble countrymen. One day you'll all fall, and the world won't shed a tear. Nothing of value will be lost.
>> [_] Anon 1108933 >># Yeah, we all know how nice it is to have America on your side. It's a lot like "Smile and wave to the people, or I'll blow your head off."
>> [_] Diablo W. Guns !0ORolAND/. 1108934 >># Cute. So...I'm just going to assume, just for a moment, and, pardon me if I'm wrong and feel free to correct me, that you are just the average, stereotyped, america and american-hating individual who wants americans and all americans, even those he has not met and those who have never harmed him in any way, to die. Now, an individual such as yourself, who is, by all definitions prejudiced against Americans, why should I attempt to dissuade you to think otherwise of me if you will simply ignore any attempt I make to be polite, courteous or kind to you? That, no matter what I do, in your eyes, I am evil no matter what, why should I do anything but roll my eyes and either ignore you or, mockingly, facetiously behave like the stereotype you have placed upon me?
>> [_] Diablo W. Guns !0ORolAND/. 1108935 >># I lol'd hard: >>#
>> [_] Anon 1108938 >># Troll'd >:3
>> [_] Diablo W. Guns !0ORolAND/. 1108939 >># You have already placed this strawman upon me, and you are so blinded with hate and prejudice there is nothing I can do, no amount of truth or reality will dissuade you from the fantasy that you have placed upon me. So I simply play the part you give me as it makes no difference, and, quite frankly, it makes you upset, and makes me laugh to see you choke on your own hate.
>> [_] Anon 1108941 >># I read:
>> I'm not smart enough to respond to this effectively.
>> [_] Diablo W. Guns !0ORolAND/. 1108942 >># It's less, "trolled," and more, "europeans are going to hate you and think you're a flag waving bible thumper no matter what you do. Might as well play it out and watch them rage."
>> [_] Diablo W. Guns !0ORolAND/. 1108943 >># Then you did not read anything at all.
>> [_] Anon 1108946 >># Just to interject, here. After >>#, didn't you just cause the little dilemma here, rendering your return-fire judgements as ineffectual as the ones that are being passed on you? Its hard to play the "well-adapted victim" card, when it is by your own hand that you topple these little events of drama onto yourself. It is piteous when someone finds false ways of reinforcing their frustrations over stereotyping. That is what you have done here, intentionl or not. Your trolling needs work, for it was effecting your actual opinions.
>> [_] Diablo W. Guns !0ORolAND/. 1108948 >># Are you rebutting the judgments I make of most Europeans as being America(n) haters, or stating that I was being anything but facetious/jocular with "america fuck yeah" statements?
>> [_] Anon 1108951 America starts a war People get sore buttholes ovr it The surprise is where? They all just Son I Am Disappoint
>> [_] Anon 1108953 >># I'm saying its pointless to cause butthurt towards the american stereotype, then use this to reinforce your frustrations about people being butthurt over the american stereotype. Its like making yourself a sandwich with shit as the filling, then complaining it tastes like shit, and refusing to stop eating it and making more.
>> [_] Diablo W. Guns !0ORolAND/. 1108957 >># I'm not using it to reinforce a frustration, that was a presumption you made. Let me explain: Why behave like a stereotype? Because there is no point to try and behave otherwise towards those so prejudiced as many Europeans. If Europeans are going to judge me all the same as everyone else, regardless of how I am, what's the point of trying to convince them? Europeans are bigots that are going to call all Americans the same bible-thumping, overweight, ignorant, war-mongers, no matter what the truth actually is. They'll actively deny any sort of contrary information to their opinion. In short, if, no matter how hard I ever try, cannot ever change the mind of a bigot that I am anything but what he thinks I am, why not enjoy watching him get upset at what he thinks I am?
>> [_] Diablo W. Guns !0ORolAND/. 1108966 >># Just a note: Many Europeans are going to be bigoted and stereotype Americans no matter what you do. That's a given. You can complain about it, you can fight it, but in the end, that's not going to change. All I'm saying is: Why not enjoy it?
>> [_] Anon 1108974 I'm Canadian and what is this?
>> [_] gust !XR/j7c1b2I 1108977 Fact is, there is 10%-15% of any given society is made up of fucking horrible people. And its this 10-15 percentile that makes up the majority of what gets covered by media and everything. Fact is, most Americans are actually pretty reasonable people, that have reasonable beliefs and reasonable ideals. People have to learn that what they see and hear about is only the absolute fucking worst imaginable situations that you'd be hard-pressed to find in everyday society anywhere, including America, UK, Asia and the Middle East. Tl;dr, propaganda makes us retarded.
>> [_] Diablo W. Guns !0ORolAND/. 1108980 >># But of course. Of course if all you know about a nation is what you hear from media and television, your opinion is going to be biased. Or maybe I failed a troll and am trying to cover my shame. Either way I thought this flash was pretty funny.
>> [_] StormTrooper Jim !o4/2IKf.B. 1108982 lol there are volcanoes in N korea?
>> [_] Diablo W. Guns !0ORolAND/. 1108986 >># Baekdu mountain is on the border, but not where the missile is shown launching from.
>> [_] Anon 1108988 I'll show you sound and fury... i'll kick any americans ass that wants to go.. it's my weakend pass time... fuck you guys are all pussy and either run off or get a can of ass whooping opened on you
>> [_] Anon 1108989 >># Google earth?
>> [_] Diablo W. Guns !0ORolAND/. 1108991 >># Gem of the thread.
>> [_] Anon 1108996 >># Agreed. My how brightly this diamond in the rough sparkles. I was blinded by that revelation
>> [_] Anon 1109005 Nearly 50 posts worth of trollan and raeg... Well played, OP.
>> [_] Diablo W. Guns !0ORolAND/. 1109008 >># Eh, I only apologize for not doing a cleaner job and "LOLITROLLU" tactics. I'm sorry /f/, I'm capable of better than this.
>> [_] Diablo W. Guns !0ORolAND/. 1109013 >># That, and for being a dick.
>> [_] Anon 1109014 >># Maybe you failed a clean execution of a troll flash, but at least you salvaged it into a moment of insight. My only suggestion for you, in future, is to not try to rationalise with the rage your trolling generates. Its a fatal mistake.
>> [_] Diablo W. Guns !0ORolAND/. 1109019 >># I don't think trolling is for me. I feel guilty now.
>> [_] Anon 1109020 Holy fuck this flash rubs me the wrong way, fucking American patriotism, makes me fucking sick. Don't get me wrong though, North Korea is a sick nation that i wouldn't mind America invading.
>> [_] Diablo W. Guns !0ORolAND/. 1109021 >># It's satire really. The world's a joke, all you can really do is laugh. Mind if I ask what bugs you about it the most?
>> [_] Anon 1109026 all this from a flash that was made as a present for america on its birthday...lol the internet
>> [_] Anon 1109042 /f/ - World Politics
>> [_] Suika !IbukiozMj2 1109044 CASH AND PIZZA FUCK YEAH
>> [_] Anon 1109046 >># Sup. >># hurr. I was congratulating you. This thread is the funniest thing I've seen all week.
>> [_] Anon 1109052 >># The very end i guess.
>> [_] Anon 1109055 >># >China are our bros. They violate human rights LIKE US and doesn't afraid of anything. fixed.
>> [_] Anon 1109090 ITT blacks and whites

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[_] [L] Anon 1085662 another lop
>> [_] Anon 1085732 fat american pig
>> [_] Anon 1085736 another loop, another american fanboi. Funny in this shit is, amerika are 2 continents, North and south. In this loop, there is only the USA, so fail at first. And yeah, USA itself is so strong and swims in money... They went batshit scared when japan attacked them and today, they dont have money.
>> [_] Anon 1085746 Obama's too much of a pussy to do anything that involves thinking.
>> [_] Anon 1085747 >># Weeaboo who can't type in English.
>> [_] Anon 1085748 You are now seeing Texas as the goatee of the US
>> [_] Anon 1085752 they shooting at the wrong island...
>> [_] Anon 1085760 i thought that america was all the way to the left of us superior asians (im 5% asian if you go back in my family root) oh well fuck america!!!
>> [_] Anon 1085762 >># It's no surprise that a retarded pile of trash like you does not understand the concept of a sphere.
>> [_] Anon 1085765 >># I cant possibly describe how obvious and idiotic the reply you posted is. Anyway, USA is today the most in debt country of the world (to just China they are hundreds of bilions in debt, not to mention other countries). As far as nuclear arsenal is considered (although using it spells instant fail since it would bring out the end of the world including the idiots that started it) Russia has >10000 more warheads than USA. And USA cant retaliate using nukes because it would also affect the neighboring countries cause of blast radius and radiation (China, S. Korea, even Japan which heavily relies on ist sea food would be fucked), and this would mean hell for USA. Use your heads retards not just muscle, some wars arent about who is killed more (example Vietnam).
>> [_] Anon 1085768 >># >I'M A WEEABOO ATTEMPTING TO DEFEND ANOTHER WEEABOO BY RESPONDING TO A POST WITHOUT REFUTING IT Okay.
>> [_] Anon 1085770 7/10, surprisingly effective. Got at least half a dozen on the line.
>> [_] Anon 1085772 AMERICAN IS PIG
>> [_] Anon 1085773 I love it when someone posts something like this, not because of the flash itself, but because of all the pissant nationalists who emerge from their holes to bash the U.S. The U.S. is a superpower, get the fuck over it.
>> [_] Anon 1085775 I am an American, and this thread makes me sad on too many levels. This flash is just a big America self-wank. Really, anybody who thinks that America is even threatened by N Korea is a retard. Yeah, so they have missiles that can hit Hawaii and California. Big Deal. You do realize that the Koreans don't give a shit about us, right? That they hate the Japanese more than they have even hated us? My Fellow Americans, Get over yourselves. You may be a "superpower" but you are not the center of the fucking universe. We are just another country.
>> [_] Anon 1085826 As the author of that flash I can safely say that you dumbasses have been trolled by American patriotism. Also, this was made for Independence day so you can all suck my dick :).
>> [_] Anon 1085830 >># acctualy german, but go ahead with your far wetched insults. i atleast can speak 3 diffrend languages, and you did seem to understand me. So, for my record, it cant be that bad.

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[_] [?] Anon 1062976 Need Games!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1062981 Win.... just pure win... But we need to kick Obama out 1st
>> [_] Anon 1063176 nah you guys, just become a socialist nation, it'll be cool.

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[_] [?] answering my own request Anon 1056115 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1056124 Fuck yes Murka!
>> [_] Anon 1056144 fuck the gayass noob riff at the end fucked the whole thing up =(
>> [_] Anon 1056150 Mm...this is actually pretty accurate. But I don't even see the nuke getting THAT far. Think of it this way, with Google Earth, you can see people and cars walking down the street. The Stealth Bomber is at air shows. The 'states have had nuclear technology for a damn long time. This is the stuff we KNOW they have. Do you honestly think a nation like America is gonna show what it has up its sleeves for just anything? XD As a side note, the current leader of N Korea has a type of cancer with a 5% survivability rate. He's just dicking around with his new toy.
>> [_] Anon 1056151 >># That was Jimmy Hendrix. Now what's your opinion?
>> [_] Anon 1056152 >># >># http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2bGUeDnq PY
>> [_] Anon 1056162 Almost worth saving. Almost.
>> [_] Anon 1056220 what was the guitar riff from when US marches up to NK with the banhammer? it reminded me of the music in Goddamn It's A Nice Day
>> [_] Anon 1056258 Oh goooood, more masturbating merkins.
>> [_] Anon 1056278 america don't have money, you know...
>> [_] Anon 1056338 >># Damn hippy. I'm glad he's dead.
>> [_] Anon 1056346 why are the great lakes by the west coast?
>> [_] Anon 1056354 because merkins dont gone done know geology
>> [_] Anon 1056360 >># Lazy Animation, they just flipped it. It is right for the first half.

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[_] [?] Anon 1047903 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1047940 yup
>> [_] Anon 1047947 oh god I lol'd
>> [_] Anon 1047950 fuck yeah!
>> [_] \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\' 1048002 i have been having this conversation w/ my friend for so long now.
>> [_] Anon 1048007 maybe we still do have some good men left here
>> [_] Anon 1048015 Made me "FUCK YEAH"
>> [_] Anon 1048041 there really are true patriots still out there
>> [_] The Mighty Meatslinger !!EidhEtY/lXA 1048045 I don't even live in the USA and that made me "FUCK YEAH". In all truth, the biggest troll somebody could ever come up with is a 100% efficient nuclear defense grid. Sell it to every country in the world for dirt-cheap, and watch as suddenly every world leader is forced to realize they have a couple hundred to several thousand completely useless, extremely expensive WMDs.
>> [_] Anon 1048048 >># have fun doing something that is impossible
>> [_] Anon 1048050 >># Hey, he can dream, can't he? Oh right, this is 4chan... fuck your dreams!
>> [_] Anon 1048054 Ha HA! Fantasy is fun!
>> [_] Anon 1048057 >># That's what the weapons race during the Cold War was all about. Making nukes, and counter weapons/defensive shit.
>> [_] Anon 1048160 >># the nukes themselves are the defense because if 1 is launched it'll rain them so hard that even if they go innate everyone will just get crushed by them
>> [_] Anon 1048164 >># the only current defense against nuclear weapons is the threat of retaliation.
>> [_] Anon 1048166 the pizza slices were a nice touch