File[UcogiGames - SuckerSuck.swf] - (1.54 MB)
[_] [H] Suckersuck Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)03:55 No.1664164
FINALLY!
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)04:05 No.1664171
Damn, he made an actual game with cocks in it.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)04:08 No.1664173
there's 7 different endings by the way...
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)04:18 No.1664177
my fucking hand...
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)04:30 No.1664183
all of the choices at the end count as different endings, so that's 4. Then you unlock super hard
and the ending for that mode by clicking the shade strings so that's 5.
Where are the last two hiding?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)04:30 No.1664184
what the fuck is up with the last stage? the thing keeps skipping around randomly
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)04:36 No.1664189
>>1664184
If you get to it too fast it skips one. I tried to get to 2 and 4 really fast, so it skips 3 and
5 and keep it all on the right side, then get 6 and go straight to the top left corner for 7. 8
is middle bottom and 9 is top right. 3 10s are top left.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)04:37 No.1664191
So goddamn stupid, i'm going to break all of my fingers before I finish this last level
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)04:37 No.1664192
I'll be back when someone hacked it.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)04:39 No.1664195
>skipping from 3 to 5
all of my hate
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)04:39 No.1664196
>>1664183
i found the other two, click on the girl's head when you win, not that interesting though porn
wise.
how do you unlock the super hard mode?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)04:42 No.1664198
I told you how. Click the window shade strings.
Anyway, clicking on Ucogi's head will reveal that it is Irene in disguise and then give you two
more options but both of those say the REAL end so there may be one more hidden away.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)04:46 No.1664201
>>1664196
nevermind figured it out, also it was totally worth it to cheat
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)04:51 No.1664202
Why is the secret hard mode so much easier than the normal path?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)04:57 No.1664204
>>1664201
cheat how?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)04:58 No.1664205
got annoyed, decompiled it, found a gallery mode, fuck yes.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)05:03 No.1664207
>>1664177
>>1664184
>>1664191
>>1664192
>>1664195
Why so casualfags?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)05:09 No.1664210
>>1664198
clicking her head WHEN?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)05:12 No.1664212
I'm not going to sperg out for all the endings.
I got two and that's good enough.
(Or so I'll tell myself.)
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)05:14 No.1664213
>>1664210
After you beat stage 5 and blow her away with your jizz explosion.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)05:15 No.1664214
>>1664213
What about the whole pulling the curtain thing?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)05:23 No.1664218
Wait, it says there are 7 endings.
4x the normal endings
2x the "real ending" depending on who you chase
1x the blue balls secret ending
Is that it? I got the secret ending first, was kinda disappointed and hoped for more after
finding the true end.
Nothing there exept for the gallery?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)05:24 No.1664219
-Whew- got all 7.
1-4: After you blow her away, the 4 choices on the right
5-6:Click on her head/face after blowing her away, then choose the left or right choices)
7: right at the beginning, click on the curtain string. (hard mode, with it's own ending)
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)05:24 No.1664221
who would want to play the super hard mode?
That's just stupid!
fuck stage 5!
So fustrated, I raped my sister's rainbow dash plushy in front of her!
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)05:25 No.1664222
>>1664221
It's called super hard mode but it's WAY easier than stage 5.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)05:31 No.1664225
The game uses a retarded timing technique which means that it gets harder the better your
computer is.
Open like 10 other flash tabs to reduce difficulty if your computer isn't from 1984.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)05:40 No.1664227
This game killed my hand. I'm stuck at stage 5.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)05:51 No.1664229
>do the final stage of hard mode on my first try
Do you fags even lift?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)06:12 No.1664235
Another (very risky) thing you can do is right click, for my computer at least, it slows the game
down incredibly and makes shit easy as fuck
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)06:38 No.1664241
Did the last level in one try, didn't cheat or nothing.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)06:38 No.1664242
>>1664229
Congratulations your computer is terrible. Poorfag.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)06:39 No.1664243
>>1664192
>I'll be back when someone hacked it.
More like fixed it. This thing is either a masterpiece troll or a legendary piece-of-shit game.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)06:39 No.1664244
So, how do you get to the "secret gallery"? I'm not even going to attempt the Hard Mode, sorry.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)06:42 No.1664247
>>1664244
Funny, because that's how you get to the "Gallery"
Ironically, it's not as hard as normal mode, just weird.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)06:48 No.1664249
Who the fuck would make a porn game like this it's insane
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)06:50 No.1664250
Seriously no unlock code? Der Fuq?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)06:59 No.1664251
>>1664244
Never mind, doesn't appear to be a shortcut. Just finish Super Hard mode - and it IS easier than
level 5 of the normal game, huh.
Too bad it doesn't have -all- the animations, or even the "end screen" of the normal game.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)07:01 No.1664252
Cheat engine allows you to slow down the game. Makes it a lot easier.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)07:31 No.1664256
>mfw the spots start moving right before you reach them
This game is just awful.
>> [_] Anomynous 04/25/12(Wed)07:36 No.1664258
Who the fuck is ucogi.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)07:37 No.1664259
>>1664252
I keep getting DLL injection failed
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)08:26 No.1664271
Is it me or does this fucking thing block mouse acceleration?
I keep moving the mouse for what should be enough but the pointer always falls short.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)08:35 No.1664273
Sure wasted my time getting the endings.
Don't even bother getting anything but the true ending (click her head after finishing the normal
path and chase after the girl) and the secret ending (open the curtains instead of flipping the
light switch).
Gallery mode doesn't even have all animations from the normal path, neither does it allow you to
cum, chance speed or anything of those sorts.
It's an okay game, not worth the hassel though.
The secret path is much easier than the normal path, Stage 5 takes a little practice but if you
take a split-second to think instead of rage-moving your mouse, it's not that hard.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)08:40 No.1664274
>>1664225
Now to close the 50-200 tabs I have open.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)08:45 No.1664278
>>1664271
Im feeling the same way. I can normally do this kinda shit just fine, but Im having trouble on
this one.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)10:03 No.1664304
games like this are not suposed to be skillful just gimme the porn!!!
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)10:33 No.1664316
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH FLASH PRON ARTISTS. WE'RE HERE TO FUCKING WANK NOT PLAY YOUR
INCREDIBLY SHITTY TO-HARD GAME. ARTS NOT EVEN THAT GOOD
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)10:51 No.1664324
Not that hard. If you're having difficulty, open the game in a new window and shrink it to a more
manageable size. I'm on a 27" display and was having some trouble on the later stages. After I
popped it out and shrunk the window, finished it easily.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)11:04 No.1664330
>>1664227
>>1664235
>>1664242
>>1664243
>>1664244
>>1664249
>>1664250
>>1664256
>>1664278
>>1664304
>>1664316
I say again, why so casual? I can do this in like, 5-7 tries
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)11:05 No.1664331
whoever made this should be shot.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)11:09 No.1664332
Oh my god, this is NOT worth the fucking effort. Fuck, Zone's level of animation wouldn't be with
this much effort. Nobody who's actually in the mood to fap would want to put up with that shit,
and people who are in the mood to play a game can probably find a better use of their time.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)11:09 No.1664333
What an awful fucking game, this is way too fucking difficult, and theres zero fapping.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)11:11 No.1664334
>>1664330
idgaf how hardcore you are, prongames should be so easy even for someone with downs.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)11:11 No.1664335
For the love of fuck, someone make a hacked version so that people who want to fap (the only
people with any interest in this) might actually do so.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)11:12 No.1664336
>>1664334
But I'm not hardcore at all. I can only beat Easy Mode Touhou if I'm lucky.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)11:15 No.1664337
HAHAHA, nothing like getting to the fucking 9 on the last level, only for the damn shitty
programming to not recognize your mouse in time.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)11:26 No.1664340
Oh, man... This is hard as hell with a track-ball mouse
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)11:34 No.1664343
Fuck it, I give up. Too infuriated to beat it. Downloaded a flash decompiler, then saw that even
with that I needed a bit of technical knowledge to make heads or tails of the data. So I give up.
Hopefully someone makes a hacked version for all those who've damaged their wrists trying to beat
this shitty game for a reward that was undoubtedly not worth the hassle.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)11:36 No.1664344
>>1664343
cheat engine, speed hack, bitch.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)11:38 No.1664346
well i figured out a way to make it a little easier. i put my mouse sensitivity on max and
increased the pointer to extra large.
i still fucking suck at this shit though
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)11:41 No.1664347
this game is a low quality piece of shit annoying fuck.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)11:44 No.1664349
A+ trolling
raged hard
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)11:45 No.1664350
Looks like the creator was too busy finding more spots to ask for money to see the obvious flaws
in his flash...
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)11:45 No.1664351
>>1664225
I solved it by opening 2 Zone flashes fullscreen on highest quality in the background.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)11:49 No.1664352
this game is stupid doesn't even play right. . . . all his games are to hard to actually have
some fun while faping more like pulling hair out don't wast your time on this crap!
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)11:55 No.1664354
>>1664344
Yeah, because I want to acquaint myself with a new program just to get to some poorly-done smut.
The point is that I'm out of fucks to give, and don't feel like giving this piece of shit any
more time out of my life unless someone else does all the legwork.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)12:05 No.1664359
beat the game on hard cock mode. . . . i want my time back!!!!
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)12:12 No.1664362
>>1664351
>>1664351
>>1664351
>>1664351
>>1664351
>>1664351
>>1664351
>>1664351
this nigga know what up
I solved it by opening literally every zone flash I have
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)12:17 No.1664364
>>1664362
I tried that before I ragequit completely, and while the dozen Zone flashes I had running in the
background did manage to slow down the timers, the shitty mouse-detection on the targets only got
worse, effectively negating the extra time gained to reach them.
Then I said 'fuck it' and just watched one of the Zone flashes instead. Not even one-tenth of the
effort, but infinitely more satisfying.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)12:35 No.1664374
>>1664164
Hot, creative, new and actually fun to play.
This game is a winrar.
Congratulations!
>> [_] sage sage 04/25/12(Wed)13:05 No.1664383
sage
>> [_] Ren 04/25/12(Wed)13:10 No.1664384
Ack! He used the same divisor on the loading screen as with the bubbles. If I slow down one, the
loading screen freezes...
Hmm lets try something else
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)13:13 No.1664386
Finished it and was sorely disappointed. OP why do fail us?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)13:41 No.1664397
>>1664386
By the time I got the shitty ending I was bored of the flash so I just went and fapped to a zone
flash. I will never understand why people make frustrating porn games.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)13:53 No.1664402
People do not play porn games to be challenged, they play them to masturbate. The creators of
these games need to get this through their fucking heads.
>> [_] http://www.livememe.com 04/25/12(Wed)13:58 No.1664405
>>1664397
>>1664402
This. A challenging porn game, ok cool. It just better have some fucking epic scenes to fap to.
Sadly this game did not fit that description.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)14:02 No.1664406
any1 else lol at how fast he whips it out.
it went FFWWWOOSHHHH ! ! ! !
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)14:28 No.1664413
Oh my god I fucking hate these games.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)14:30 No.1664415
>>1664402
They do this on purpose just to get a chuckle out of themselves I think.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)14:43 No.1664426
>>1664351
I have 11 opened and it's still the same speed.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)14:44 No.1664428
>79 replies
oooh, bet someone is mad
>read thread
yep
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)14:45 No.1664429
>>1664337
I actually move my mouse repeatedly over some of the targets and it doesn't detect them.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)14:51 No.1664433
>>1664428
Did you expect anything else? People with actual skills always do this kinda shit. It's
infuriating.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)15:02 No.1664438
>>1664433
lol... I hadn't even looked at the flash yet. I just saw the amount of replies and knew there
would be some sweet, sweet buttmad in there
