File: Kinder Surprise.swf-(1.03 MB, Other)
[_] Reason why US banned KinderSurprise Anon 1954486
>> [_] Anon 1954494 Jawaaaas
>> [_] Anon 1954521 CHOCADOOBIIIIIIIE
>> [_] Anon 1954523 jesus christ how horrifying
>> [_] Anon 1954526 Pretty disturbing
>> [_] Anon 1954535 Advert from England in about 1983 if memory serves.
>> [_] Anon 1954536 NONONONONO
>> [_] Anon 1954643 I was born 1986, and I would've shat my pants if I had to see an advert like that in my childhood...
>> [_] Anon 1954645 I thought they banned it cause kids died or something
>> [_] Anon 1954649 Jesus Christ, I'd want to ban this too...
>> [_] Anon 1954677 >Kender Surprise DON'T OPEN THAT FUCKING EGG!
>> [_] Anon 1954692 damn, they don't know US kids are too dumb to distinguish chocolate from plastic? i hope kinder never sells these death machines in the US.
>> [_] Anon 1954701 >But where is the Kinder >that's the suprise >KINDER SUPRISE >
>> [_] Anon 1954722 Why can't corporations tell the difference between childlike fantasies and LSD flashbacks?
>> [_] Anon 1954731 this is so wrong in so many fucking ways>_<
>> [_] Anon 1954751 >># noidea
>> [_] Anon 1954759 >># DOUBLIE CHOCADOOBIE
>> [_] Anon 1954764 dont be retarded people didnt die, kinder surprise is not allowed in america because you cant have sweets with toys inside them because of some retarded law.

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[_] [L] GOLDEN AGE GIANT ROBOT 1643246 F sucks tonite! time for some fun! a little nightmare fuel for the kiddies! ME UNSCRABBLY.. CHOCADOOBIE!! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1643250 >Kinder. Yebbol shakey Okay, I'm with you so far. >Me unscrabbly Is... is that ethnic? Should I disagree? >Shock a doobey! Dubbly shock a doobey! Uh, not into that. Thanks, though. >Hop swabble! Toy! Hey, I take offense to that! I think. >Yodel yum and chocko scrumb with multi pupwubba dies! Oh grobbly! Dude, I have no idea what you're talking about! >My scrooble now. Snogo. Whee! Wait, I didn't mean it! Fuck!
>> [_] GOLDEN AGE GIANT ROBOT 1643251 >># don't look into his eyes.. or let his tongue convince you he is friendly
>> [_] Anon 1643327 i got those choco eggs for christmas.
>> [_] Anon 1643331 Christ, Germans are fucking weird.
>> [_] Anon 1643333 Banned in the U.S.
>> [_] Godwyn 1643335 >># The chocolate itself isn't banned. I can get it in a local store. The Kinder eggs are banned though. No idea why.
>> [_] Anon 1643338 >># Choking hazard. It's posted in every single /k/ thread involving law.
>> [_] Anon 1643341 Jesus. That's.....That's fucking terrifying. Why would you do that?
>> [_] Anon 1643385 That's okay, I didn't really need to sleep tonight anyways.

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[_] [?] Anon 1500217
>> [_] Anon 1500232 Patrick Stewart's acting has gone downhill since his acid days.4
>> [_] Anon 1500249 Oh, grubbly. Not this again.
>> [_] Anon 1500433 CHOCO-DOOBIE!

File[kinder_surprise.swf] - (1.03 MB)
[_] [?] Anon 1376464 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1376479 WHAT.
>> [_] Anon 1376485 holy fuck that's creepy
>> [_] Anon 1376495 DOUBLY CHOCADOOBIE!
>> [_] Anon 1376532 What the fuck?
>> [_] Anon 1376537 burrrrr. *shivers* it's the eyes!
>> [_] Anon 1376539 >># /thread
>> [_] Anon 1376548 He looks like Minister Foss from Berserk!
>> [_] Anon 1376554 CHOCA-DOOBIE
>> [_] Anon 1376563 Fuck, I used to love Kinder Surprise as a kid
>> [_] Anon 1376699 Wonder how many kids had nightmares after watching this back in the days when they aired it on TV

File[kinder_surprise.swf] - (1.03 MB)
[_] [?] Anon 1047086
>> [_] Anon 1047098 CHOCO-DOOBIE!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1047116 what makes me think that this was made under the influence of acid
>> [_] Anon 1047126 freaky as hell anybody else was pissed when they stopped including good toys that you built yourself in the eggs? like small cars with spring engines that you drag backwards then they would go forward? i understand why they did it, bet some baby or something choke on some small part, but they sure made the toys less fun
>> [_] Anon 1047131 What is this? Kinder-party? Get a god damn move on!
>> [_] Anon 1047135 >># ME UNSCRABBLY!
>> [_] Anon 1047142 kinder eggs are awesome!
>> [_] Anon 1047155 I would have shit my pants if i had seen this when i was a child...
>> [_] Anon 1047162 WHAT
>> [_] Anon 1047181 ITS THE SIMS ALL OVER AGAIN
>> [_] Anon 1047197 >># DOUBLY CHOCO-DOOBIE!!
>> [_] Anon 1047213 >># you can still build the toys...IN CANADA
>> [_] Anon 1047252 YOBO SHAKEY!!!
>> [_] Anon 1047254 I MIGHT CRY.
>> [_] Anon 1047257 thank you, i didn't want to sleep tonight