File: New_Bowser's_Castle update.swf-(2.63 MB, Hentai)
[_] Anonymous 09/15/12(Sat)23:00 No.1765895
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 09/15/12(Sat)23:12 No.1765908
Samus has met a terrible fate...
>> [_] Anonymous 09/15/12(Sat)23:36 No.1765921
Hit space, had to abort script, and then it tried to play every cut scene at the same time, the
fuck?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/15/12(Sat)23:39 No.1765926
controls?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/15/12(Sat)23:45 No.1765927
>>1765926
Left and Right to move
Up to jump
Down to interact
Space to reset
>> [_] Anonymous 09/16/12(Sun)00:30 No.1765950
how the fuck do you turn into Link?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/16/12(Sun)00:42 No.1765958
where is Zelda? I found her once and now I can't find her again
>> [_] Anonymous 09/16/12(Sun)00:55 No.1765962
>>1765958
just keep walking on past Samus, you'll fall down a hole into a ventilation shaft or something.
follow it right and youll find her past Tatl. Dont go any further past her though or you'll fall
out the bottom of the castle.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/16/12(Sun)01:15 No.1765968
oh my god, this is is insanely shittily programmed
>> [_] Anonymous 09/16/12(Sun)01:21 No.1765972
How do you fuck Krystal anyways?
I get stuck where she says the gods won't overlook it.
>> [_] TheCableGuy 09/16/12(Sun)01:27 No.1765973
Anyone remember back when Games were actually programmed well, with the intention of the Game
being easily Controlled and Enjoyed.....
Whatever happened to those Game makers? The one's we grew up with?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/16/12(Sun)01:34 No.1765978
>>1765973
A lot of them died of old.
Also, if you recall, a lot of nes games were super nonintuitive and still difficult once you
understood them.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/16/12(Sun)01:36 No.1765979
>>1765972
Go pick up the leaf, it's beneath the elevator.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/16/12(Sun)01:46 No.1765985
>>1765973
This game is still a work in progress, it should be obvious but I forget that most of /f/'s users
are either underaged or retarded.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/16/12(Sun)01:57 No.1765992
So uh, what in all is there to do? I know the obvious samus, fairies, peach, and krystal, but is
there anything else I am missing?
>> [_] TheCableGuy 09/16/12(Sun)02:19 No.1766010
>>1765978
Some but not many. Take the Original Super Mario Bros for example. Very simple controls yet with
just the right touch of skid to mario's movements to make the player think on the move.
>>1765985
Evidenced by your post....
This "Game" has been put on the back-burner by the Developer for so long that the only reason
anyone remembers it exists is because of 4chan.
Once the Developer ever gets back around to working on this, he should go back and take a look at
the old NES games and do a little redesigning of the controls and interface. And find a better
artist while he's at it instead of using doodles that an 8 year old could do better.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/16/12(Sun)02:55 No.1766024
>>1766010
>Some but not many.
My hairy nut sac.
You can't point out an exception and call it the rule.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/16/12(Sun)03:44 No.1766048
samus' baby? wtf is that?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/16/12(Sun)03:48 No.1766050
>>1766010
or maybe he should cut the horse shit and just make it a selectable list of sex scenes
im so sick of these shitty artists who try to flatter themselves by making awful games out of
their porn
guess what, i dont want to play 'bumblefuck platform adventures', i want to masturbate to hentai
and anything that isnt something i can easily do one handed that lets me focus on the action is
just a waste of fucking time
>> [_] Anonymous 09/16/12(Sun)03:52 No.1766052
>>1766050
There are millions of porn images and videos lying around the internet and you feel the need to
complain about a porn game. More than half the shit posted here are games.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/16/12(Sun)04:00 No.1766053
Until you make your own superior game, quit bitching. If it's so easy, do it, faggot.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/16/12(Sun)04:16 No.1766063
I understand that a lot of hard work goes into these porn games, but if you're not talented --
it's pointless. The programming is bad, the game feels clunky and laggy, the porn scenes are
awful. I like the concept of a platformer adventure porn game... but in this case it just feels
like a tedious nightmare. I'd rather just watch the cutscenes with no "Game" element.
Just because you work hard on something doesn't mean it's going to be good enough to fap to,
sorry.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/16/12(Sun)04:18 No.1766065
>>1766063
But you don't realize that there are many people (Myself included) that disagree and find this
totally fappable.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/16/12(Sun)04:27 No.1766069
>>1766053
i didnt say it was easy, i said this flash is awful and unplayable to any but the most desperate
of fappers, but you can go ahead and flame me again if you want, faggot
>>1766052
this trainwreck of coding incompetence should be let off the hook because its porn and theres a
lot of porn out there? if it worked like this we would be nowhere as a society, develop some
standards buddy
>> [_] Anonymous 09/16/12(Sun)04:28 No.1766071
>>1766065
are you saying it would not benefit from improve coding or from having the gameplay replaced by a
gallery of sex scenes
just want to make sure im understanding
