File: Horsemen.swf-(4.97 MB, Hentai)
[_] [O][R][S][E][M][E][N] Anonymous 08/25/12(Sat)12:04 No.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/12(Sat)12:18 No.

  GOD DAMMIT I READ THAT AS HORSE SEMEN

>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/12(Sat)12:21 No.

  That was amazing. I loled at "peace agreements" though, there's more than enough war even with
  all that

>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/12(Sat)12:57 No.

  Was alright. Not sure why Famine was a man in a business suit. Hell, I expected Pestilence to be
  Famine when I first saw him.

  "Duuude, I got the munchies baaad, man. I have for like... 1500 years."

>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/12(Sat)13:02 No.

  >>1751348
  I would assume its a reference to Good Omens, where Famine was a businessman basically who
  invented totally-not-mcdonalds.

  It was a brilliant concoction of food that made the person fat while giving them no nuitritional
  value.

  He also invented super models, with a diet that was another line of food he made that was the
  same thing, without growing fat. And he forced all the people in his company to be on that diet
  or something.

  All of the horsemen in that book were pretty enjoyable. Especially Pollution (He replaced
  pestilence when pestilence threw up his hands 600 years ago and walked off muttering something
  about penicillin).

>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/12(Sat)13:07 No.

  plague fucks his own horse, proof that ponyfags are the plague of humanity!

>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/12(Sat)14:20 No.

  >>1751353
  That's most likely what it is. What you say makes sense. I Wikipedia'd that shit too, and it
  looks like something I'd probably want to read.

  You are more cultured than I, anon. Hats off to you.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/12(Sat)15:05 No.

  The original Famine didn't make people hungry, he drove up food prices so nobody could eat. This
  is why his depiction usually has him brandishing weigh scales.

  Also, isn't it War, Pestilence, Famine, and Strife the horsemen, with Death being an Angel? Or is
  the Angel Of Death and the horseman the same entity? Perhaps Famine is sometimes referred to as
  Strife? I'm confuse.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/12(Sat)15:38 No.

  Where's Conquest? and why did he put Pestilence in his space?

>> [_] Tomo the Canadian /co/mrade !TOMOXeus5M 08/25/12(Sat)15:47 No.

  why were the steeds not the right colour?
  war rode a red horse
  pestilence a green horse
  famine a black horse
  and death a white horse.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/12(Sat)16:23 No.

  >>1751377
  >nobody is talking about MLP
  >MAN I HATE PONIES, HEY GUYS HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT PONIES FANS, I HATE THEM

  You are the cancer. It is you.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/12(Sat)16:29 No.

  It's suppose to be War, Conquest, Famine and Death.

  Pestilence was an ass backwards addition of the 20th century.

  Trying to call Pestilence a Horseman is like trying to call Joe one of the Three Stooges. It
  makes you look retarded.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/12(Sat)16:37 No.

  >>1751438
  >>1751412
  I always figured War and Conquest being generally redundant.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/12(Sat)16:39 No.

  >>1751445
  war/wôr/
  Noun:
  A state of armed conflict between different nations or states or different groups within a nation
  or state.

  con·quest/ˈkänkwest/
  Noun:

  The subjugation and assumption of control of a place or people by use of military force.
  A territory that has been gained in such a way: "colonial conquests".

  Learn to word definitions.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/12(Sat)16:44 No.

  >>1751445

  Conquest was originally the symbol of righteousness.

  War was the symbol of the blood to be spilled by the war.

>> [_] Red 08/25/12(Sat)17:20 No.

  I lol'd at the "you poured boiling water into my helmet". Death is a dick.