File: Horsemen.swf-(4.97 MB, Hentai)
[_] [O][R][S][E][M][E][N] Anonymous 08/25/12(Sat)12:04 No.1751331
>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/12(Sat)12:18 No.1751335
GOD DAMMIT I READ THAT AS HORSE SEMEN
>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/12(Sat)12:21 No.1751338
That was amazing. I loled at "peace agreements" though, there's more than enough war even with
all that
>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/12(Sat)12:57 No.1751348
Was alright. Not sure why Famine was a man in a business suit. Hell, I expected Pestilence to be
Famine when I first saw him.
"Duuude, I got the munchies baaad, man. I have for like... 1500 years."
>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/12(Sat)13:02 No.1751353
>>1751348
I would assume its a reference to Good Omens, where Famine was a businessman basically who
invented totally-not-mcdonalds.
It was a brilliant concoction of food that made the person fat while giving them no nuitritional
value.
He also invented super models, with a diet that was another line of food he made that was the
same thing, without growing fat. And he forced all the people in his company to be on that diet
or something.
All of the horsemen in that book were pretty enjoyable. Especially Pollution (He replaced
pestilence when pestilence threw up his hands 600 years ago and walked off muttering something
about penicillin).
>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/12(Sat)13:07 No.1751355
plague fucks his own horse, proof that ponyfags are the plague of humanity!
>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/12(Sat)14:20 No.1751377
>>1751353
That's most likely what it is. What you say makes sense. I Wikipedia'd that shit too, and it
looks like something I'd probably want to read.
You are more cultured than I, anon. Hats off to you.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/12(Sat)15:05 No.1751393
The original Famine didn't make people hungry, he drove up food prices so nobody could eat. This
is why his depiction usually has him brandishing weigh scales.
Also, isn't it War, Pestilence, Famine, and Strife the horsemen, with Death being an Angel? Or is
the Angel Of Death and the horseman the same entity? Perhaps Famine is sometimes referred to as
Strife? I'm confuse.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/12(Sat)15:38 No.1751412
Where's Conquest? and why did he put Pestilence in his space?
>> [_] Tomo the Canadian /co/mrade !TOMOXeus5M 08/25/12(Sat)15:47 No.1751416
why were the steeds not the right colour?
war rode a red horse
pestilence a green horse
famine a black horse
and death a white horse.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/12(Sat)16:23 No.1751436
>>1751377
>nobody is talking about MLP
>MAN I HATE PONIES, HEY GUYS HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT PONIES FANS, I HATE THEM
You are the cancer. It is you.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/12(Sat)16:29 No.1751438
It's suppose to be War, Conquest, Famine and Death.
Pestilence was an ass backwards addition of the 20th century.
Trying to call Pestilence a Horseman is like trying to call Joe one of the Three Stooges. It
makes you look retarded.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/12(Sat)16:37 No.1751445
>>1751438
>>1751412
I always figured War and Conquest being generally redundant.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/12(Sat)16:39 No.1751447
>>1751445
war/wôr/
Noun:
A state of armed conflict between different nations or states or different groups within a nation
or state.
con·quest/ˈkänkwest/
Noun:
The subjugation and assumption of control of a place or people by use of military force.
A territory that has been gained in such a way: "colonial conquests".
Learn to word definitions.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/12(Sat)16:44 No.1751450
>>1751445
Conquest was originally the symbol of righteousness.
War was the symbol of the blood to be spilled by the war.
>> [_] Red 08/25/12(Sat)17:20 No.1751466
I lol'd at the "you poured boiling water into my helmet". Death is a dick.
