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[_] Every faggot that joined /b/ since 2006 The Golden Man 3339112 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3339116 >># OOOHHHHHHHHHHH But sadly so true
>> [_] Anomaly 3339123 >># fuck he's onto us
>> [_] Anon 3339128 >># isn't he ded?
>> [_] Anon 3339129 >># where do I join /b/? I'm new pls halp
>> [_] Anon 3339135 >># I still watch the AVGN vs Nostalgia Critic saga from time to time
>> [_] Anon 3339136 >># Uncircumcised and proud, you dick mutilators
>> [_] Anon 3339137 >># Microsoft has included files in every OS that blocks /b/. To join you must first find and delete System32.
>> [_] Anon 3339153 >># done, but now my PC rebootet and it's missing C: I thought this was about B: ?
>> [_] Anon 3339185 >># You have to boot from D by going to >>>/d/, and find the A partition the alphabet will fill up from there, letting you join B and restoring C
>> [_] Anon 3339202 Don't forget, once you get to /b/ you need to hit Alt and F4 at the same time. It will make sure you won't have to go through the System32 problem again.
>> [_] Anon 3339220 >># >joining /b/ fucking retard OP lol
>> [_] Anon 3339233 >># your sad devotion to your knobby flesh club hasn't resulted in losing your virginity though.
>> [_] Anon 3339234 >># This is so autistic..

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[_] Anon 2497553 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2497562 When's this guy's book on being unfunny coming out?
>> [_] Anon 2497566 That was beautiful. A single manly tear was shed.
>> [_] Anon 2497568 >># Go stroke your neckbeard while you bust your nut to trap porn
>> [_] Anon 2497612 not funny at all?
>> [_] /d/ 2497626 >># yes? Did you have a question?
>> [_] Anon 2497630 http://youtu.be/GvCMh34jpQw?t=8m21s
>> [_] Anon 2497671 no. no questions. uploaded for /f/'s pleasure only.
>> [_] Anon 2497718 lel, "circumsized" should be the insult

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[_] MRW Nom³ said no to Hex V Cube Anon 2487729
>> [_] Anon 2487738 >># >>>/reddit/
>> [_] Anon 2487744 >># You are all that is wrong with /f/
>> [_] Anon 2487746 >># >with /f/ >not with the entirety of 4chan
>> [_] Anon 2487749 reddit shite
>> [_] Anon 2487754 >uncircumcised I'll take that as a compliment, mate.
>> [_] Elitefire 2487758 oh god i need it for mic spam so hard
>> [_] Anon 2487774 >># get the fuck out reddit faggot
>> [_] Ertain !!nDTS3o8lJQc 2487805 Man, you could probably turn this into a song.

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[_] Anon 2463859
>> [_] Anon 2463876 oh fuck this is like what? 6 years old? it made me look it up and here's the whole thing on yt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvCMh34j pQw

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[_] sut pik lukas Anon 2416420 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Slackerz 2416434 Lyrics, need them.
>> [_] Anon 2416447 Is this guy's channel worth watching? To fat to check
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 2416453 but tell us how you REALLY feel...
>> [_] Anon 2416458 Does anyone find his band of comedy the least bit amusing? To me it's rather obnoxious.
>> [_] Anon 2416460 MELVIN MELVIN
>> [_] Anon 2416463 The exact right place to post this video. Congratulations.
>> [_] Anon 2416478 >># But it's supposed to be.
>> [_] Anon 2416484 Why is his voice so high pitched?
>> [_] Anon 2416523 >># got me at >uncircumsized
>> [_] Anon 2416529 Good when played at the same time as Deadmau5 + Kaskade - Move for Me
>> [_] Anon 2416558 Hvem i al helvede er Lukas? Du kan selv sutte pik, OP.
>> [_] Anon 2416584 I've actually met this guy. He is a complete douchebag IRL

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[_] Nope! Anon 2410551 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2410552 "YOU JUST HAD TO STEAL MY THUNDER, DIDN'T YOU?"
>> [_] Anon 2410553 >uncircumcised I take that as a compliment.
>> [_] Anon 2410567 >># hear hear
>> [_] Anon 2410579 >># Only because you've never had a girlfriend to complain about your smelly cock cheese and premature ejaculation, congrats on your bacteria farming dick sheath, though.
>> [_] Anon 2410580 >># Thanks, I will.
>> [_] Anon 2410584 >># >im a butmad cutfag or >im a butmad kike either way you're a faggot i get the whole "just because its natural doesn't mean its good" thing but come the fuck on
>> [_] Anon 2410586 >># more like >I'm a lazy ruseman with stale material.
>> [_] Anon 2410816 >># >hurr i can't clean my own dick This is literally your only "argument"
>> [_] Anon 2410826 >># no see its more like cleaning my dick is not a process of grabbing a pipe cleaner and slithering under a wrinkly piece of skin and around the head of my prick so yeah be proud of that it sounds time consuming and gross
>> [_] Anon 2410850 >># >># >># remove jew

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[_] 4chan Anon 2398113
>> [_] Anon 2398122 >># dat obvious reading the cue cards
>> [_] Anon 2398141 >># But uncircumcised feels good.
>> [_] Anon 2398142 >># this superior to circunsized
>> [_] Anon 2398144 >># i have heard better
>> [_] Anon 2398151 >># Most of it was verbs, very uninspired.
>> [_] Anon 2398156 dagobah_shit_flash.swf
>> [_] Anon 2398189 >># >uncircumcised Why would anyone want a mutilated dick?
>> [_] Anon 2398226 Still supporting this fuck-up after what he's done? ouch.
>> [_] Anon 2398227 >># >># >># >Uncut fags whining because women are grossed out at their dicks.
>> [_] Anon 2398228 >># what did he do? Also, episode?
>> [_] Anon 2398231 >># He's borrowed money from friends and non-immediate family to buy equipment he doesn't use. Countless promises dropped dead with no explanations. He's used his position as a way to get sex from other cast members, tons of immoral things. There's some large info type list floating around on /v/ I think.
>> [_] Anon 2398245 >># maybe only if you're uncut.
>> [_] Anon 2398249 >># >uncircumsized inb4 100 replies
>> [_] Anon 2398251 Damn jewtube and their penis propaganda.
>> [_] Anon 2398255 >># >This is what a true goy actually believes
>> [_] Anon 2398257 >># >He's used his position as a way to get sex from other cast members Bollocks he did

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[_] Anon 1950735 >># Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1950761 quantity=/=quality
>> [_] Anon 1950763 That's not: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-LyFMCIp ok
>> [_] Anon 1950777 >># i agree.... i was going to rename it, but i didn't want to be that guy..... i'm just doing my part to flush out the zeitgeist
>> [_] Anon 1950789 >># this
>> [_] Anon 1950793 Ah. Good work then. The zeitgeist bullshit is stupid. A zeigeist is just a mass of common thought by a society, so naming a movement the "zeitgeist movement" is fucking vague and stupid too.
>> [_] Anon 1950794 >># thank you. I posted the other four flashes. I wish I could do more, but the rest is up to you anons.
>> [_] Anon 1950803 Wow. That is a really fucking good insult. I wish I could remember it... ._.
>> [_] Anon 1950842 >># yup, just posted my 4th as well.
>> [_] Anon 1950844 i had to stop it, because it hurt my feelings..
>> [_] Anon 1950854 i never liked this guy but i like avgn a lot i don't know why oh well
>> [_] Anon 1950871 >># Do what he did and write it somewhere to read it off. You can easily see that he's reading it. Watch his eyes.
>> [_] Bouncer !!qcbn4Ks8mrt 1950899 I hear a tinge of a rhythm in his insult. This needs to be made into a song.
>> [_] Anon 1950919 >># PLEASE DO!!
>> [_] Anon 1950932 Some of those just weren't really insults. I mean... uncircumcised? Really?
>> [_] Bouncer !!qcbn4Ks8mrt 1950966 >># I would. If I knew how to do shit like that.
>> [_] Anon 1950973 I hate this motherfucking dicksnorkler and his smug cuntface. I can't listen to him fucking talk, he's the epitome of that kid who thinks he's the funniest fucking guy in the world even though everyone hates him.

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[_] [L] Anon 1521242
>> [_] Anon 1521243 to OP of kissyfur
>> [_] Anon 1521304 Hmm...Your insults repeatedly contradict themselves. You sir are a mental midget. Welcome to 4Chan.
>> [_] Anon 1521323 >># >Implying Op said this >this flash has been around for over a year Welcome to 4chan oldfag wanabe.
>> [_] Anon 1521327 >halfway through Shouldn't he be dead by now, or at least purple? >finally takes breath Slightly more reasonable.
>> [_] Anon 1521341 I'm sure this was funnier in context.
>> [_] Anon 1521392 This douche is the corniest faggot on the internet, can't stand any of his vids
>> [_] Anon 1521433 >># Agreed. TGWTG and his buttbuddies are about the least funny people on the whole internet.
>> [_] Anon 1521463 >># >># and yet he's making money. U Jelly?
>> [_] Anon 1521510 >># GTFO cancerfag

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[_] [?] >># Anon 1353796 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1353800 Troll
>> [_] Anon 1353803 What does it say? I'm in the library and I lost my headphones.
>> [_] Anon 1353806 NC, what a guy.
>> [_] :3 FurFan !!ITx6Th3pbEj 1353821 > uncircumcised lol
>> [_] Anon 1353945 >># no you didnt

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[_] [L] /f/uck u /f/ Anon 1347750 Fuck you /f/, You all suck, Fucking fucked up fucking cunt fucking tit suckin mother fucking cunt cum biscuits dipped in mcdonalds grease while fucking a dead porcupine under a smelly overpass while your father tapes it and jurks his specialfriedrice cock and flakes off so the fish below get a nice zesty treat. Outb4 mods Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1347752 Guess whos a faggot?
>> [_] Anon 1347753 I know whoooooo.....
>> [_] Anon 1347755 >># >># Butthurt samefag
>> [_] Anon 1347799 >># Wrong, me hours later still not giving a fuck :O O: Ö
>> [_] Anon 1347855 >implying that shrill manchild can come up with the best ANYTHING AT ALL he should take off that stupid hat and find a new hobby

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[_] [?] Best insult ever Anon 1341034 This is fucking amazing. Kevin I hope ur watching. everyone post what u think about this. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1341048 i opened 4 tabs with this playing
>> [_] Anon 1341049 >># Same
>> [_] Anon 1341051 >># >># I CAN SEE FOREVER
>> [_] Anon 1341066 gotta love the nostalgia critic
>> [_] Anon 1341069 uncircumsized lol
>> [_] Anon 1341086 Has a musical beat to it
>> [_] Anon 1341092 >># Oh my god I died and was revived as a woman after doing that. Wow.
>> [_] Anon 1341097 4 tabs win
>> [_] Anon 1341101 Omy! This is awful!
>> [_] Anon 1341149 Someone have a text version? I need this for posterity.
>> [_] Anon 1341166 >># Shameless self bump
>> [_] Anon 1341170 lol donkey caressing
>> [_] Anon 1341188 Bit long to be the best insult ever. Gotta be snappy, see?
>> [_] Anon 1341191 i stopped at uncircumcised
>> [_] Anon 1341275 boring

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[_] [L] Anon 1319970 /r/ing the grid thing to post pictures on. In return you get an epic insult thing. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1319974 I could also read out a bunch of insults, but then continue further than him. Not in such a well done matter, but still more insults.
>> [_] Anon 1319980 zareste's grid is the thing i believe you are looking for
>> [_] Anon 1319981 >># It's how he goes about it and the way he does it that gets me every time.
>> [_] Anon 1319984 >># Why yes. Yes it is.
>> [_] Anon 1320027 6/10
>> [_] Anon 1320057 I kind of want to punch your sack for posting this.
>> [_] Anon 1320124 Quick and simple is better for insults, big long winded ones are . . . just redundant
>> [_] Anon 1320145 >># lol y u mad tho?

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[_] [L] Anon 1314823 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1314828 stop posting
>> [_] Anon 1314829 I figured it would end in asshole
>> [_] Anon 1314851 he'd get a punch in the face before finishing, what a insult. just call him niggercunt and prepare for battle
>> [_] ^^ Anon 1314859 you are to kind you sir are making me blush
>> [_] Anon 1314887 well...he got quite a few of those right.
>> [_] Anon 1314896 First thing I saw Nostalgia critic I knew OP was a faggot of biblical proportions.
>> [_] Anon 1314900 And as the man finally finishes his long-winded insult, I grin with pleasure as I put on my trollface and say, "I know you are, but what am I?"
>> [_] Anon 1314902 What no nigger?
>> [_] Anon 1314903 Best example of being super trolled.
>> [_] Anon 1314907 Fagstalgia critic is uberfagget
>> [_] Anon 1314914 Is this song of sonic adventure battle 2?
>> [_] Anon 1314917 >># no faggot are you a dumbass or something
>> [_] Anon 1314937 op is beiggest faggot ever.
>> [_] Anon 1314948 __ing
>> [_] Anon 1314951 FUNNIER THAN KANGAROO SHIT!!!!!! X-D (Although he repeated a couple: eg. cum-drinking, splooge-drinking. Different words, same context)
>> [_] Anon 1315003 >># that makes this even worse

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[_] [?] Anon 1302233 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1302272 yay critic!
>> [_] Anon 1302303 typical /b/tard
>> [_] Anon 1302311 Y'know, I just don't like this guy.
>> [_] Anon 1302315 asshole!
>> [_] Anon 1302318 He looks like weird out.
>> [_] Anon 1302319 Yep. That's a serious case of the trying too hards.
>> [_] Anon 1302351 >># not familiar with the Nostalgia Critic, then?
>> [_] Anon 1302357 Did he just insult me for being uncircumcised?
>> [_] Anon 1302360 >># He's not good at all actually.
>> [_] Anon 1302371 >># He's pretty unfunny, brah.
>> [_] Anon 1302388 >># Hell no. He is tolerable though.
>> [_] Anon 1302411 to be fair he has his good moments like anyone else. not as good as zero punctuation, though
>> [_] Anon 1302416 That wasn't very funny. Spoony > this guy Zero Punctuation > this guy
>> [_] Anon 1302429 >># AVGN > *
>> [_] Anon 1302440 >># Anybody who likes vidya > Zero punctuation
>> [_] Anon 1302454 The only comeback that could possibly used for an insult like that would be: "I know you are, but what am I?"

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[_] [?] as requested Anon 1188147 enjoy
>> [_] lolguy 1188153 barbra streisand
>> [_] Anon 1188158 Listening to both is and http://images.4chan.org/f/src/CP%20LOLOL OLOL.swf is pure win.
>> [_] Anon 1188269 why do people do this this isnt funny
>> [_] Anon 1188272 I need this as an MP3...
>> [_] Anon 1188278 http://www.listentoyoutube.com/watch?v=C IqRxBtNrFs
>> [_] Anon 1188288 Facepalm.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1188313 Why do people like this sack of shit? I'm not even talking just about this pathetic display of juvenile retardation, I mean just in general. His criticisms are puerile and rely on the Dane Cook method of comedy. Acting wacky and talking fast in order to conceal a lack of any wit, charisma or vocabulary. The only reason anyone could find him funny is owing to the actual content he makes fun of. A severely retarded chimpanzee can point to a funny picture and you can still laugh, this does not make the chimp a satirist.
>> [_] Anon 1188329 needs a music remix

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[_] [?] DA BEST SWEAR EVAR Anon 1182639 It simply is the Best! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1182650 My new ringtone! :3
>> [_] Anon 1182657 >># this
>> [_] Tripfag McGee 1182670 Like most things made by americans, this is unfunny. Try some wit, works for every other country
>> [_] Anon 1182672 nostalgia critic is so unfunny
>> [_] Anon 1182674 >># I'm guessing you don't watch The Nostalgia Critic, do you?
>> [_] Anon 1182680 haha uncircumcised that made me lol
>> [_] Anon 1182681 >># its supposed to be a fucking insult you douchbag, not a LOL, though you can LOL at it!
>> [_] Anon 1182712 hey look at me I can string a bunch of dirty words together am i funny yet
>> [_] Anon 1182715 >># Well if you insist, it's the worst insult ever. Also, he IS trying to be funny therefor it IS something you are suppose to "LOL" at, and of course, he fails at that too.
>> [_] Anon 1182724 I didn't care for it either, though I haven't seen the source. Maybe if it was an infinite loop, I might of been a little more entertained. >># penis.
>> [_] Anon 1182820 like 3 of these werent insults but i still like it
>> [_] Anon 1182840 missing double nigger
>> [_] Anon 1182845 My nose isn't big.

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[_] [?] Anon 1059649 XD
>> [_] Anon 1059651 that was retarded
>> [_] Anon 1059652 The best insults are the ones that actually hurt someone. This is just stupid and long.
>> [_] Anon 1059654 I've always liked "noone loves u" or just a good ol' passionate heartfelt "Fuck you"
>> [_] Anon 1059658 >># I prefer "you're adopted" ...especially when they really were
>> [_] Anon 1059660 >># I like how the flash name is actually misleading. I believe I have been trolled!
>> [_] Anon 1059666 longest_insult_ever.swf just because its long doesn't mean it is good. a good insult is short yet leaves a sting. this one goes out on "ass hole"? that's basic.
>> [_] Anon 1059667 >># i agree that a simple "fuck you." really best gets the message across.
>> [_] Anon 1059675 >># i almost believed you were a mod there, but you are wrong. im >># and >># and i was the one that posted snap.swf or maybe you were just trying to guess your own post number?
>> [_] Anon 1059677 lol you removed your post because you failed? :/ i wish 4chan didnt have post deletion
>> [_] Anon 1059683 Reminds of that movie Christmas Vacation.
>> [_] Anon 1059711 This man is wearing a: blazer, tie, ballcap, and white t-shirt. Those who live in glass houses of faggotry would be well advised to refrain from throwing obtuse stones.
>> [_] Anon 1059723 "you're the posterchild for abortion" "Thank you, and we are all dumber for having listened to you" "Die of aids" "See, this is why your dad says he's sorry he had you."
>> [_] Anon 1059753 this is just long and obnoxious enough and with enough semblance of rhythm to make into an amazing ringtone
>> [_] Anon 1059756 Personally, I'm a fan of "It's a good thing your poor mother died in childbirth, she would've taken one look at you and died of shame."
>> [_] Anon 1059792 It's funnier as a part of the original video it came from. Stand alone not so much.
>> [_] Anon 1059847 "The best part of you dripped down your mother's thigh"
>> [_] The Shermanator 1059848 In his review of "We're back! A dinosaur story" he critiqs a character who does something similar to this.