File: Emergency Alert System - Nuclear Attack.swf-(4.06 MB, Loop)
[_] ! Anonymous 10/22/12(Mon)04:31 No.

  shit just got real

Marked for deletion (old).

>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/12(Mon)05:51 No.

  Was good until
  "Make sure to keep all ventilation systems closed in the fallout shelter"
  Would result in certain death for everyone due to suffocation. The shelter would certainley have
  a filter system to clean the air. If it doesnt have one, you would only need to hang a wet
  blanket in front of the ventilation holes to catch incoming radioactive particles on the blanket.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/12(Mon)06:36 No.

  >seattle
  >portland
  >los angeles
  and nothing of value was lost.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/12(Mon)08:08 No.

  >>1790672
  You have very shitty hearing, don't you?. It says to turn off ventilation systems, not close them.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/12(Mon)12:40 No.

  AAAAahahahahaha, you got me, Anon! Well played, OP, and not one hood was spared.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/12(Mon)14:02 No.

  >nuclear missiles
  >launched from North Korea

  At least make an effort to sound believable

>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/12(Mon)16:15 No.

  >>1790862
  hey man those little dictators control the weather

  we already lost new orleans to their damn terror-hurricanes

>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/12(Mon)16:30 No.

  >>1790862
  http://www.sfgate.com/business/bloomberg/article/South-Korea-Prepares-to-Evacuate-DMZ
  -Citizens-as-3969712.php