File: 10PloyCategories9.swf-(4.26 MB, Other)
[_] Don't take muh tools! Anonymous 12/01/12(Sat)15:35 No.1821152
>> [_] Anonymous 12/01/12(Sat)15:41 No.1821157
Now everyone on /f/ knows how to get childrenz.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/01/12(Sat)15:49 No.1821163
nice guide
>> [_] Anonymous 12/01/12(Sat)15:58 No.1821167
man, that kid sure gets raped a lot. I think he knows full well what he is getting into by the
4th or 5th time
>> [_] Anonymous 12/01/12(Sat)16:27 No.1821177
So... how do I watch the scenes where they get it from behind?
>> [_] Anonymous 12/01/12(Sat)16:31 No.1821179
That face he makes when he plays with the yo-yo.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/01/12(Sat)16:34 No.1821182
fucking lol... I never heard of Parry Aftab, but fuck me if every time I see a Wired Safety
flash, I have always assumed it was fucking Roseanne Barr.
Fucking döpplegangers, how do they work?
>> [_] Anonymous 12/01/12(Sat)16:38 No.1821185
>>1821167
lol little whore
>> [_] Anonymous 12/01/12(Sat)16:41 No.1821187
WHY CAN'T I WITH THIS FUCKING GAME?!
>> [_] Anonymous 12/01/12(Sat)16:47 No.1821190
this shit is toxic. stranger abductions are an absolute myth. giving any thought to it at all is
paranoia, and doing anything about it is almost surely harmful.
for starters, the people who made this piece of trash probably got paid a shitload of your tax
dollars.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/01/12(Sat)16:52 No.1821192
>>1821190
6.5/10 made me laugh, but it's a little obvious
>> [_] Anonymous 12/01/12(Sat)17:38 No.1821213
Holy shit I love how the hideous hambeast behind this looks a million times better when she's
drawn & animated
She's fucking gross
>> [_] Anonymous 12/01/12(Sat)17:39 No.1821214
The two segments under "fear" are fucking funny
>> [_] Anonymous 12/01/12(Sat)18:09 No.1821236
swimming offer
THE EMPEROR?
>> [_] Anonymous 12/01/12(Sat)18:18 No.1821243
>You are such a smart kid. I don't think anybody appreciates it as much as I do. Come on let's
talk.
>Okay
lel
>An FBI agent once told me that when you go home give your child a hug, because if you don't
someone else will.
Oh shit! FBI are watching me hug!
>> [_] Anonymous 12/01/12(Sat)18:24 No.1821246
i'll throw this stick at you
>> [_] Anonymous 12/01/12(Sat)18:27 No.1821248
Swiper no Swiping! Swiper no Swiping! Swiper no Swiping!
>> [_] Anonymous 12/01/12(Sat)18:43 No.1821258
Somewhat related story:
>Be 6 years old on the first grade
>Be intelligent and highly unpopular
>Some shady looking man always stalking behind the fence
>Guy offers kids candy and bubble gum during lunch breaks
>I explain to other kids that really should keep away from the creep
>They won't listen and think I'm stupid. >Allegedly he's a friend of a friend of a friend
>I let them be and remain certain to this day that some of them got molested.
>Still having controversial feelings about the whole thing because these kids really disliked me
so much and I really tried to help them.
>Yep: it's a fucked up world.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/01/12(Sat)18:45 No.1821259
>>1821179
I'm glad I'm not the only one that noticed
saved as reaction image
>> [_] Anonymous 12/01/12(Sat)18:47 No.1821260
>>1821246
>>1821214
IM GONNA TAKE YOUR TOOLS
>> [_] Anonymous 12/01/12(Sat)18:57 No.1821266
>>1821260
>continued from the come look scenario
also
>Im a friend of the emperor
>> [_] Anonymous 12/01/12(Sat)19:26 No.1821283
The emperor of mankind told me you liked swiming.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/01/12(Sat)19:55 No.1821301
Is it just me, or do these categories seem to cover pretty much any kind of interaction an adult
could have with a child?
>> [_] Anonymous 12/01/12(Sat)20:12 No.1821307
>>1821301
I think that's point.
Ideally it should make you realize that you can't always be there to protect your child from
everything and should undertake to instill in them intelligence, reasoning skills, and
understanding of the world around them so that they will be equipped to make their own safety a
priority.
Instead, parents shelter their kids in ignorance to protect their "innocence" and then turn to
empty placebos like this to make themselves feel better it.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/01/12(Sat)20:47 No.1821324
>>1821213
I didn't know who she was so I googled it.
I was.... shocked.
I could see myself somehow fapping to the animated one... the real one might give me some
nightmares tonight.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/01/12(Sat)20:54 No.1821332
who the fuck is the emperor?
>> [_] Anonymous 12/01/12(Sat)20:57 No.1821335
>Hey you! Come with me! If you don't come over here, I'll throw this stick at you!
>OKAY I'LL GO!
>Pretty much any child will react in the same way
...what? no. i wasn't completely fucking retarded as a kid, if some weird dude threatened to
throw a stick at my i'd peace out
>> [_] Anonymous 12/01/12(Sat)21:38 No.1821357
>>1821332
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IMuLiNWyHg
