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[_] [G] Anon 1158291 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1158297 This is pretty retarded.
>> [_] Anon 1158314 I broke it... I'm standing behind the guard dry-humping the ground behind him
>> [_] Anon 1158318 There's nothing after the guard is there.
>> [_] Anon 1158337 Liquid Snake was tough!
>> [_] Anon 1158364 SNAKE?!?? HERE SPEAKS RAIDEN ; WHY DONT YOU PUT THE METAL GEAR THEME IN YOUR FLASH?
>> [_] Anon 1158389 1)fall over 2)seizure over past the guard 3)walk off towards infinity 4)????? 5)PROFIT!
>> [_] Anon 1158588 1) get to the screen with the guard. 2) go back 3) fall into the water and burst into flame indefinitely 4) ??????? 5) PROFIT!
>> [_] Anon 1158591 1.)Walk forward 2.)Crawl until halfway through "tunnel" 3.)Stop and raise head 4.)????????? 5.)PROFIT!!!
>> [_] Anon 1158670 Walk into the water.

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[_] [G] Anon 1067901
>> [_] Anon 1067915 it's not as simple as you think
>> [_] Anon 1067918 cant win
>> [_] Anon 1067931 How does I win game?
>> [_] Anon 1067975 1. Crouch under the metal thing 2. Crouch past the guard 3. Break guards neck 4. Move to next screen and get killed by Liquid
>> [_] Anon 1068014 fall in water get set on fire?
>> [_] Anon 1068022 How do you break this guard's neck?
>> [_] Anon 1068025 how i break neck
>> [_] Anon 1068035 >># /r/ how to break neck, or I'll unleash the motherfucking up up down down left right left right b a start
>> [_] Anon 1068058 >># Contra? Psssh, newfag. Y,B,A,X,RB,Y,X,A,B,RB is way more hardcore. (Y,A,B,A,B,Y,Y,A,Left,Right for bonus points)
>> [_] Anon 1068088 >># >># up X down B L Y R A i unleash the mother fucking broly, his power is maximum SO WHAT NOW
>> [_] Anon 1068134 how do i break necks
>> [_] Anon 1068135 Its the break neck button.
>> [_] Anon 1068136 >># what button is that next to
>> [_] Anon 1068137 QUIT BEING FAGGOTS HOW DO YOU BREAK THE GUARDS NECK!!!
>> [_] Anon 1068138 >># immediately to the left of the open a can of whoop-ass button
>> [_] Anon 1068139 >># ok cool
>> [_] Anon 1068141 the water is fun
>> [_] Anon 1068142 you have to aquire the ability to break necks, first while you crawl under that first machine thingy you get up 100 and after that you get the skill to break necks
>> [_] Anon 1068144 YOU CAN'T WIN! Now shut up.
>> [_] Anon 1068146 I miss the Kasumi thread. Goddammit.
>> [_] Anon 1068161 Dude, you've been playing this game for 2 hours. Calm down.
>> [_] Anon 1068197 What the fuck is this shit?
>> [_] Anon 1068203 it would seem that this game doesn't work right unless you have removed system 32 from your computers hard drive. works fine after that, don't know the reason why though.
>> [_] Anon 1068204 >># thx 4 teh info
>> [_] Anon 1068209 If you want to break necks, you have to jump into the water on the first screen then crouch past the guard on the second screen. Stay below the guard and press up as fast as you can. You might die a few times, but you'll get it eventually. The Liquid screen made me lol.
>> [_] Anon 1068212 what the fuck is this bullshit
>> [_] Anon 1068214 Clever trolling is clever. protip: there is no screen with Liquid, the whole thing is just these two screens.
>> [_] Anon 1068224 >># Dude, look again.
>> [_] Anon 1068225 >># Thanks bro
>> [_] Anon 1068227 I broke the guard's neck by clicking my mouse repeatedly after standing up next to him, maybe it has to do with repeated actions?
>> [_] Anon 1068232 bad coding is bad. just click play after you get to the guard screen.