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[_] Old School Anonymous 05/02/13(Thu)17:11 No.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/02/13(Thu)17:37 No.

  Oh man what a classic

>> [_] Anonymous 05/02/13(Thu)17:42 No.

  God damn it. I have a friend exactly like the asshole who was getting drunk. Every time we play
  DnD or WoD, he is eating something to gunk up my dice and always wants to be a drunk asshole
  who's hitting on fake women.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/02/13(Thu)19:19 No.

  God I love this

>> [_] Anonymous 05/02/13(Thu)19:22 No.

  Too bad the game sucked ass.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/02/13(Thu)19:24 No.

  This is why I hate tabletop games. Also why I hate the people who play them...

>> [_] Anonymous 05/02/13(Thu)19:26 No.

  >>1961233
  yeah. i have That Guy in my group too.... but he constantly wants to try to fuck inanimate
  objects when drunk.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/02/13(Thu)19:48 No.

  >>1961342
  ...is his name Tim?

  And did he try to rape and seduce and Ent as some dude named Fernado?

>> [_] Anonymous 05/02/13(Thu)19:55 No.

  >>1961358
  No. But Tim sounds equally terrifying. This person once rolled a Nat 20 when attempting to seduce
  a support beam for a tavern.

  He looked the tavern keeper in the eye for the duration of the act.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/02/13(Thu)20:02 No.

  >>1961370
  How does one fuck a support beam anyway?
  >Nat 20
  ...
  >*unf unf unf unf*
  >Cold, angry stare into the depths of my soul while he splits my tavern's support beam in twain
  with his iron wedge.
  I dare not stop him for fear that he will turn his violent passions on me.
  >He finishes with a flourish.
  A collective ambivalence has settled over the tavern. Some patrons have left, some have averted
  their eyes. Others, too in shock to turn away, stare in fear. Others still, with awe.

  I still have nightmares about that day.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/02/13(Thu)20:24 No.

  is there a link for youtube to this video?

>> [_] Anonymous 05/02/13(Thu)20:25 No.

  >>1961399
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYO1j2Vhztc