File: Steamshovel Harry.swf-(5.66 MB, Game)
[_] How do you get past the second boss? Anonymous 05/16/13(Thu)00:49 No.1974817
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>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/13(Thu)00:53 No.1974822
You need to collect the hidden weapon at the end of the first level, or he's basically impossible
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/13(Thu)00:56 No.1974825
>>1974822
Where the fuck is the hidden weapon then?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/13(Thu)01:10 No.1974841
>>1974825
>asking to be spoonfed
Find it yourself, it's fairly easy to obtain. Frankly if you just don't over step the first few
asteroids on lvl 2 you should be fine.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/13(Thu)01:11 No.1974846
>>1974825
you have to blast the satellite near the middle of the game, before it flies away. also, anon is
partially full of shit, I beat him without the beam cutter, it does make him easier though
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/13(Thu)01:12 No.1974849
>>1974841
Wasn't asking to be spoon fed, just asking for a general hint. So thank you for that. I found it
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/13(Thu)01:14 No.1974854
Heading into level 3, should I save up my Apex Boost?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/13(Thu)01:17 No.1974858
>>1974854
no point, there's a bunch of them in there
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/13(Thu)01:21 No.1974862
,,lets move on,, another shtload of text x3 or 4 times
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/13(Thu)01:22 No.1974863
>>1974862
Keep on going, the game is well worth the tutorial length.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/13(Thu)01:28 No.1974867
>>1974863
god I think Egoraptor explained why a terrible tutorial is shit tier for a game.
You're supposed to design the first levels so that the player will go through them and either be
able to deduce logically whats happening and what they should do.
Not explain it like explaining solitaire.
Fuck these developers.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/13(Thu)01:30 No.1974871
>>1974867
Dude, calm down, the tutorial is nothing. It saves your state as well so you can come back and
start where you left off before it 404s.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/13(Thu)01:35 No.1974880
>this thread
I'm proud of you /f/
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/13(Thu)01:38 No.1974886
>>1974880
Agreed, finally we can stay on topic and actually help each other enjoy a game.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/13(Thu)01:39 No.1974888
>>1974880
Thank you.
I post this every so often hoping to get a nice thread like this
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/13(Thu)01:41 No.1974890
>tfw jet propulsion gives out
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/13(Thu)01:50 No.1974897
Wow, I really hope they didn't think that anthem was funny. This is ridiculous.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/13(Thu)01:57 No.1974904
How do I get past the space dragon??
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/13(Thu)02:00 No.1974907
>>1974904
You mean Xultesh? He isn't supposed to be killed or anything you just have to drag him into the
sun thing.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/13(Thu)02:29 No.1974919
couldn't get past the tutroial
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/13(Thu)02:38 No.1974922
>>1974919
It's worth sitting through for the game
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/13(Thu)03:20 No.1974952
I want to punt the sick fuck who made this tutorial
this is unforgivable
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/13(Thu)03:21 No.1974953
I want the name to this amazing gravity song plz
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/13(Thu)03:29 No.1974957
What a fucking piece of shit. Damn game took FOREVER to get past the tutorial
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/13(Thu)03:30 No.1974958
The bad thing is, I played the tutorial (again), just to be sure I knew all those physics facts.
Meteoroids vs Meteorites will bite you in the ass later if you don't pay attention.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/13(Thu)03:35 No.1974959
I see what you did there OP, and fuck you
>And don't forget to watch out for meteors, they move at speeds faster then a bullet, so avoid
them at all costs
yeah sure
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/13(Thu)03:58 No.1974965
Jesus Christ, this fucking tutorial. It's quirky and all, but kind of long.
That first boss battle was fucking rewarding though. Never thought a platformer could be
revolutionary.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/13(Thu)04:04 No.1974968
LONGEST FUCKING TUT EVER WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/13(Thu)04:10 No.1974974
I fucking hate you guys.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/13(Thu)04:33 No.1974982
>>1974953
http://www.bradsucks.net/archives/2009/07/08/steamshovel-harry-music/
>> [_] HandsFreeFapping 05/16/13(Thu)04:52 No.1974988
ITT: incredible circle jerk of friendship
I bet most of these turds don't even know how to skip the tutorial
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/13(Thu)04:53 No.1974989
damn, I got got
top lel
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/13(Thu)05:00 No.1974992
100000000000/10 mad right now
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/13(Thu)05:00 No.1974993
After being forced to sit through the tutorial for so long they start doing some stupid national
anthem. I switch over to another tab to wait until it's finished, which takes forever. It finally
finishes, so I switch back to see a rocket hit me and the game over screen takes me back to the
start menu. Fuck this, I'm not going through the whole tutorial again.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/13(Thu)05:11 No.1974998
>>1974993
LOL jesus christ I feel you. This tutorial is fucking retarded.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/13(Thu)06:19 No.1975013
>>1974993
This.
Fuck the sadistic fucks that made this.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/13(Thu)07:22 No.1975028
>>1974974
My sides are in the asteroid belt
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/13(Thu)07:40 No.1975033
>>1975028
Well my sides are so in an orbit, I'm getting my own gravitational pull.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/13(Thu)08:14 No.1975046
>>1975033
my sides have left orbit
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/13(Thu)09:37 No.1975074
Please, I want play, I don't want tutorial, please
FUCK
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/13(Thu)11:14 No.1975105
Fuck this, I'm going fapping
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/13(Thu)11:45 No.1975125
Physics is gonna pull out a gun,
And shoot you right.....in the HEAD!
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/13(Thu)11:47 No.1975127
whoever made this was a complete douchebag