File: Giraffe Attack.swf-(2.74 MB, 200x650, Game)
[_] Anon 3476170
>> [_] Anon 3476194 All rise for Newground's unofficial anthem.

File: Giraffe Attack.swf-(2.74 MB, 200x650, Game)
[_] Anon 3450181
>> [_] Anon 3450198 fuck off, omega walrus leaf.

File: giraffe-attack.swf-(2.74 MB, 200x650, Game)
[_] FUCK CANADA Anon 3432443 COSMONAUTS ARE BEST
>> [_] Anon 3432446 Cool game
>> [_] Anon 3432447 took me some tries, everything was easy when it was just dodging, but when there were more projectiles on screen, it took me some attempts to complete it
>> [_] Anon 3432461 >click restart from checkpoint >enemy's HP don't reset that made it a lot easier.
>> [_] Anon 3432472 Fuck this was some quality shit when it was first released.
>> [_] Anon 3432508 >># Man hearing Chaos Fantasy by ParagonX9 brought back some memories, that song was a major hit on newsgrounds back in the day and present in a lot of games. i legitimately remember downloading that track along with some others from the official upload on NG, what nostalgia
>> [_] Anon 3432512 >># Pretty fun, but expert mode is some bullshit.

File: glorious_slav_race.swf-(2.74 MB, 200x650, Porn)
[_] What's all this horseshit doing on /f/ Anon 2374238
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2374275 Fuck Canada
>> [_] Anon 2374337 >9 deaths B-baka

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[_] [G] moar old shit Anon 1650484
>> [_] Anon 1650609 Son of a bitch. I had my giraffe positioned so that the Omega Walrus appeared on top of me, so I was killed by contact damage.

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[_] [G] Anon 1618573 comrade giraffe goes to space Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1618650 LONGCAT VERSION IS BETTER.
>> [_] Anon 1618680 I managed to beat expert, took me 96 attempts though
>> [_] Anon 1618690 Shitty game. Poor visual contrast, poor hitbox definition, lack of bullet patterns reduces the gameplay to a simple reflex test, play field needlessly constricted.
>> [_] Anon 1618693 Funny concept, shitty game.
>> [_] Anon 1618817 someone makes a loncat vesion... oh wait

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[_] [G] Anon 1345505 /r/ sauce on song
>> [_] Anon 1345509 fucking walrus taking 70% of the available space.
>> [_] Anon 1345510 paradonx9, a jewgrounds user. you can find more of her works there
>> [_] Anon 1345511 fucking expert mode is unbeatable.
>> [_] Anon 1345576 http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/2 45921 fucking giraffes, how do they work
>> [_] Anon 1345580 Too hard someone needs to hack this
>> [_] Anon 1345582 stand in top right corner till you reach the walrus easy mode
>> [_] Anon 1345586 Fucking AWESOME
>> [_] Anon 1345590 /r/ longcat edit
>> [_] Anon 1345612 Beat expert mode with 32 deaths.
>> [_] Anon 1345701 lol fucking casuals

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[_] [G] giraffe-attack Apolion 1313798 Go comrade giraffe
>> [_] Anon 1313856 This is pretty badass.
>> [_] Anon 1313882 I was significantly more amused than I thought I would be. Thanks, bro.
>> [_] Anon 1313883 needs longcat hax
>> [_] Anon 1313919 doog shit
>> [_] Anon 1313920 www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuGXnk9Mxmw
>> [_] Anon 1313957 /r/ run elephant run

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[_] [G] Anon 1301852 Best. game. ever.
>> [_] Anon 1301861 Holy shit that was fun. Anyone got music link?
>> [_] Anon 1301870 this is fucking stupid, besides the actual awesomeness and the music
>> [_] Anon 1301907 Epic.
>> [_] Anon 1301911 >># Do us all a favor and just kill yourself Kevin Pereira.
>> [_] Anon 1301919 needs longcat hax
>> [_] Anon 1301923 that damn walrus is gone :D
>> [_] Anon 1301929 Beat it with 6 deaths. What's your record, /f/? >># Agree'd
>> [_] Anon 1301943 >># 5
>> [_] Anon 1301960 >># On expert? Didnt bother. Normal? 0.
>> [_] Anon 1302038 >># Normal is too easy, expert is FUKKIN HARDDDD

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[_] [G] /r/ inside for a flash Anon 1254097 Does anyone have a flash I am looking for? It's a Japanese flash done so it looks like it is a really old video game, like 8-bit. The beginning shows a little block dude running and the environment grows stuff around him, like flowers and a skyline, all looking like an old video game too. I drew a brief picture of the little dude for you: __########## __##__##__## __#_########## __############## __##########_# __##__##__ Thanks regardless. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Cain !!eXi3Txe9btD 1254110 >># ukigumo?
>> [_] Anon 1254111 >># YYYEESSSSSS THANK YOU VERY MUCH! bisonyes.swf
>> [_] Anon 1254112 Here's a link for the flash on swfchan for anyone interested http://swfchan.com/17/80753/?ukigumo.swf
>> [_] Anon 1254117 >># Thank you very much, sir.
>> [_] Anon 1254123 Amusing game, and requested flash was p. much the best.
>> [_] Anon 1254183 Music sauce?
>> [_] Anon 1254220 >># seconded
>> [_] Anon 1254235 >># >># ParagonX9 - Chaos Airflow http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3MW3SbTd zw
>> [_] Anon 1254237 always good shit >># chaoz airflow http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O94czaCH K0&feature=related

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[_] [G] Anon 1226938
>> [_] Anon 1226951 HOLY SHIT THIS IS AWESOME
>> [_] Anon 1226971 lmfao yes.
>> [_] Anon 1226976 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF USSR OWNS ALL! Goddamned Walrus.
>> [_] Anon 1226983 im the alfa and the omega bitches
>> [_] Anon 1226985 Fuck yeah, glorious victory
>> [_] Anon 1226986 how do i play as omega walrus to defend my country?
>> [_] Anon 1227005 This shit is totally worth fucking eyebleed
>> [_] Anon 1227031 song is chaoz airflow by paragonx9. I like how I know this shit.
>> [_] Anon 1227034 Is... is Omega Walrus... Canadian?
>> [_] Anon 1227044 THERE CAN BE ONLY OOOONNNNEEEEEE
>> [_] Anon 1227060 wow, fuck expert mode
>> [_] Anon 1227066 awesome. 1 death for me. walrus just bout whooped me.

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[_] [G] comrade giraffe Anon 1165662 as per >># Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1165700 shit man. damn omega walrus.
>> [_] Anon 1165704 lol this is great
>> [_] Anon 1165752 normal modo is fine but i can`t beat expert...
>> [_] Anon 1165755 words cannot express the epic
>> [_] Anon 1165760 Goddamn man, too much shit on the screen.
>> [_] Anon 1165777 This is by far, the most epic feeling flash game EVER
>> [_] Anon 1165780 killing the walrus on expert is really satisfying... it's easy though just move slowly from 1 side to the other this will avoid it hitting you with missles and blow up any incoming bombs, then when at edge quickly zoom to the other side rinse and repeat, hardest part is right before walrus
>> [_] Anon 1165850 this game is great anyone know the source on the music? that and decent gameplay make me love this
>> [_] Anon 1165858 >># 648 here, thanks for the upload bro.
>> [_] Anon 1165872 Jesus fuck, I'm too drunk for expert. Fuck this. But it was awesome.

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[_] [G] Because /f/ is awesome today Anon 1153391 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1153407 I beat it. It was fun, and funny. It is a short game and worth playing.
>> [_] Anon 1153416 awesome game, really funny
>> [_] Cain !!eXi3Txe9btD 1153424 sweet music
>> [_] Anon 1153425 I love the music jmtb02 uses for his games >:
>> [_] Anon 1153426 Comrade Giraffe ALWAYS wins.
>> [_] Anon 1153436 Thanks OP. I don't frequent /f/ often but that made my visit today worth it. (looks for a flash to contribute that is under the size limit)
>> [_] Anon 1153474 I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH
>> [_] Anon 1153490 15 deaths, serpentine on the Canadian walrus boss
>> [_] Anon 1153507 shit game
>> [_] Anon 1153524 jmtb02 makes the best games i swear to god
>> [_] Anon 1153599 This game would be a lot better if I could hold shift for focused movement and there were little girls. It's still pretty funny, though.
>> [_] Anon 1153643 Pretty fun for a little game. 11 Deaths Omega Walrus stage 2 claimed most of them.

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[_] [G] giraffe attack Anon 1145579 as /r/d
>> [_] Anon 1145591 old shit brah
>> [_] Anon 1145596 fuckin walrus
>> [_] Anon 1145603 God damn walrus.
>> [_] Anon 1145609 mother fucking walrus
>> [_] Anon 1145637 /r/ing music
>> [_] Anon 1145643 beat it on expert mode... AWWWWWW YEEEEEAH
>> [_] Anon 1145705 >># >># >># Walrusmind
>> [_] Anon 1145760 This shit is worse than playing Touhou.

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[_] [G] Anon 1141245 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1141255 this is amazing
>> [_] Anon 1141263 background is too retarded to even see what's going on
>> [_] Anon 1141264 sauce on music
>> [_] Anon 1141290 words cannot descripe this epic
>> [_] Mr.Bigs 1141297 It's a cheap Long cat rip off.
>> [_] Anon 1141341 >># http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/2 45921
>> [_] Anon 1141392 would be a lot better if there was actually room to move side to side. it's a top down shooter, why would you make the game area all dang narrow? especially since the hitbox is probably xbox large and completely undefined.
>> [_] Anon 1141394 Liked it, but the background at omega walrus is a serious piss off
>> [_] Anon 1141396 too easy

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[_] [G] Anon 1111755
>> [_] Anon 1111769 awesome game
>> [_] Anon 1111897 This made me lol on a big scale
>> [_] Anon 1111900 fucking omega walrus
>> [_] Anon 1111916 stupid walrus. takes way too long to kill. gets boring after the first attempt, aggravating after the 3rd. Screw you guys, home.
>> [_] Anon 1111919 lol canada in space... that's new
>> [_] Anon 1111951 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOTHERLAND!

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[_] [G] /f/ has been pretty horrible lately Anon 1103129
>> [_] Anon 1103131 BEST GAME EVER MADE
>> [_] Anon 1103135 Oh God I agree, why hasn't this actually been implemented into life yet?
>> [_] Anon 1103143 this needs a longcat version
>> [_] Anon 1103179 how about you stop saying /f/ is shit and then making it shittier?
>> [_] Anon 1103195 Too easy. Where is lunatic mode?
>> [_] Anon 1103202 >># How about you stop sucking dick and then sucking even more dicks?
>> [_] Anon 1103204 And now the Earth is safe for another 10 Jillion years.

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[_] [G] /f/ is horrible this week, do something about it Anon 1088432 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1088440 This made my day. Thanks Anon.
>> [_] Anon 1088456 FUCKING OMEGA WALRUS
>> [_] Anon 1088466 fuck yeah! defeated the walrus and claimed my place in space!
>> [_] Anon 1088471 What's the badass song?
>> [_] Tim♥tei !!Sdn3gSA2cRQ 1088488 Phil if you posted this i swear to fucking god.
>> [_] Anon 1088495 COMRADE GIRAFFE YOU MAKE THE MOTHERLAND PROUD
>> [_] Anon 1088565 THIS IS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS.
>> [_] Anon 1088573 that was the most satisfying 10 minutes of my life. Better than getting laid. Thank you
>> [_] Anon 1088574 I can't believe how awesome that was
>> [_] Anon 1088629 beat expert on my first try. awesome game, but it could be made more difficult
>> [_] Anon 1088641 You have brought so much joy into my life with this game, thank you.

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[_] [G] /f/ needs more [G] Anon 1082552 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1082559 Shit is too easy even on hard. Where is my lunatic?
>> [_] Anon 1082595 Shits old brah
>> [_] Anon 1082608 Needs lunatic mode and extra stage.
>> [_] Anon 1082644 (to comrade Giraffe) WE MAKE GOOD TEAM!!! OMEGA WALRUS IS BABIES!!!
>> [_] Anon 1082723 Holy fucking shit that was awesome.
>> [_] Anon 1082741 Fuck Sir Walrus right in the a

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[_] [G] Giraffe Anon 1078993 I enjoyed this Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1079002 go comrade giraffe!
>> [_] Anon 1079004 FUCKING WALRUS
>> [_] Anon 1079005 SHITS JAWSOMES
>> [_] Anon 1079009 this is quickly approaching vast amounts of win.
>> [_] Anon 1079010 FUCK YES, SPANK ME SILLY, THIS IS TOO GREAT
>> [_] Anon 1079011 This is... This... ...this is the best thing I've seen in ages. This BELONGS on 4chan. This belongs TO 4chan. This was made FOR 4CHAN.
>> [_] Adam 1079022 "USSR BEAT TO SPACE" This is what I consider as a wholesome spin-off. Very creative, and awesome execution! I love how the game and enemies progress to the beat of the music.
>> [_] Anon 1079024 This made me happy after seeing the dog get lit on fire. RAGE. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU This calms me.
>> [_] Anon 1079027 :D
>> [_] Anon 1079036 Beat it with no deaths!
>> [_] Anon 1079039 op is win
>> [_] Anon 1079044 whose bright idea was it to make the explosions block your screen. THIS SHIT IS HARD BRAH
>> [_] Anon 1079050 FUCK YOU MR WALRUS FUCK YOU RIGHT IN THE ASS
>> [_] Anon 1079066 Also, who's fucking great idea was it to make the missiles fucking retarded hard to see?
>> [_] Anon 1079081 rain made this game a pain in the ass
>> [_] Anon 1079087 Games hard as fuck, but epic as fuck
>> [_] Anon 1079103 Game is epic but easy. We need: MOAR WEAPONS MOAR LEVELS MOAR BOSSES Anyone know the sauce for that song btw? so fucking good.
>> [_] Anon 1079104 >># ParagonX9 - Chaoz Airflow
>> [_] Anon 1079105 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG GIRAFFE IS LOOOOOOOOOOOONG
>> [_] Anon 1079123 Instant classic.
>> [_] Anon 1079129 epic but amazingly easy
>> [_] Anon 1079155 Do it. For the Motherland. Beat with 1 death, and I don't see whats so hard about it...
>> [_] Anon 1079210 yeah this game could have easily been a longcat reference... but i think im glad its not.
>> [_] Anon 1079215 >># I /r/ this to be edited to feature Longcat instead of a giraffe.
>> [_] Anon 1079242 You guys suck at the internet; this has been around for awhile now.
>> [_] Anon 1079261 Fuck you Walrus! Diiiiiieeeee! hahahahaha!
>> [_] Anon 1079282 SOMEBODY HACK THIS SHIT I wants longcat!
>> [_] Anon 1079288 >># wow your a faggot
>> [_] Anon 1079289 >># GTFO
>> [_] Anon 1079291 normal mode is cake expert mode well.... GOOD LUCK
>> [_] Anon 1079311 HOLY SHIT AWESOME
>> [_] Anon 1079320 Beat Expert With NO deaths.
>> [_] Anon 1079322 >># >># Samefags and newfags. Any true oldfag / channer would realize this flash was MADE for longcat. Get off of 4chan RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. RIGHT NOW.
>> [_] Anon 1079324 >># Cool story, bro
>> [_] Anon 1079326 this is now a meme of /f/
>> [_] Anon 1079342 This isn't all that great. It's not even the best Flash giraffe game.
>> [_] + 1079345 By the same guys that made Achievement Unlocked, apparently.
>> [_] Anon 1079349 >># This is why we can't have original things.
>> [_] Anon 1079350 Fuck you nation of Omega
>> [_] Anon 1079380 I beat that damn Omega Walrus fucking 5 times now.. this game is the shit.