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[_] Anon 3461239 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3461318 >># I remember using this fucking thing for an 'ad break' in a high school media project. Didn't get many reactions but I bet my teacher was pretty flustered

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[_] Anon 3453555

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[_] Anon 3432506
>> [_] Anon 3432513 Well, I know where I'm gonna get my next mattress.
>> [_] Anon 3432525 Illegal laughs were had
>> [_] Anon 3432541 I looked up the address at the end. This is a real store.
>> [_] Anon 3432565 Seems legit to me

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[_] Anon 3335544
>> [_] Anon 3335572 he seems legit
>> [_] Anon 3335595 >># Nice filename you fucking newfag, Neck yourself.

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[_] Even (((we))) would buy it Anon 3296997
>> [_] Anon 3296999 >even we would buy it What did he mean by this?
>> [_] Anon 3297012 >># Nice trips. Also, Jews are stereotypically stingy. I assume that's the reference he's making?
>> [_] Anon 3297022 What is this genre of music called?
>> [_] Anon 3297024 >># sounds like Sheep, Dog and Wolf soundtrack https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o09Vygd5 DHE
>> [_] Anon 3297077 That's not a mattress store, that's a Sizzlers.

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[_] I picked this file randomly. Anon 3084264 It's the cool new thing to do!
>> [_] Izakoe 3084269 I believe you will kill a Tumblr(er?) if you post this somewhere there. The butt hurt will flow.
>> [_] Anon 3084279 This is the only good thing on /f/
>> [_] Anon 3084283 >># this shit is so racist and stereotyped that the whole community would implode on itself and the remaining members would form a cruzade to hunt down and maim gary. i miss the times when people weren't afraid of having stuff like this in open tv because they knew it was humor, not serious.
>> [_] Anon 3084299 this is islamaphobic

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[_] Anon 3068452 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3068585 Thanks, Gary.

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[_] Anon 2967038

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[_] Garry's Mattress Store Anon 2788986

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[_] Anon 2774919

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[_] in response to >># Storyteller Berndt !Y8crD5lqSE 2764257
>> [_] Anon 2764258 I'm a bit disappointed that he's not from Baltimore.
>> [_] Anon 2764326 >># I don't think Gary could help the problems going on in Baltimore. Would be too much for him to do on his own.
>> [_] Anon 2764346 >># Gary's really a good guy, just a little misunderstood
>> [_] Anon 2764387 I'd buy a mattress from fuckin' Gary and I'm a Goddamn'd Jew.
>> [_] Anon 2764433 kek

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[_] For you Bayli Anon 2644753

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[_] Racism Anon 2641749
>> [_] Anon 2641761 >># best. commercial. ever
>> [_] Anon 2641766 i would buy those mattresses
>> [_] Anon 2641793 Not as good as the "Fuck you Baltimore" one.
>> [_] Anon 2641803 >tfw you cant identify with any of these because there's no good stereotypes of white people

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[_] Ambassador of Gensokyo !CIRNOtrFGA 2456695
>> [_] Anon 2456751 lost it at jew gary

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[_] Anon 2383427 blowing up prices
>> [_] Anon 2383493 8/10 would buy mattress from

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[_] Anon 2365198 ON SALE
>> [_] Anon 2365201 Never forget.
>> [_] Anon 2365237 Dat's lacist.
>> [_] Anon 2365241 Take a good look, this guy is high as a kite on cocaine, check out his eyes.
>> [_] Anon 2365243 the pizza is aggressive.
>> [_] Anon 2365269 >Terrorist Gary says every time
>> [_] Anon 2365309 Kick a puppy and punch a kitten for me? I'm sold.
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 2365312 Geeeeeet more sleep when you're countin sheep and have another night of bliss. Across from the JC penny warehouse now where we is... Save more bucks at the mattress ranch.
>> [_] Anon 2365313 >># go away jimmy
>> [_] Anon 2365317 i really hope this wasn't a real commercial

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[_] Anon 2280804 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2280906 that's it i'm going to gary's mattress
>> [_] Anon 2280908 jew gary is best gary
>> [_] Anon 2280974 Yup. I'm going all the way across the world just to buy a matress from this guy

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[_] Anon 2125910
>> [_] Anon 2125911 Gary is a good man.
>> [_] Anon 2125937 Tis guy must get all the pussy. ALL THE PUSSY You hear me god damnit?!

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[_] Indeed Anon 1914545
>> [_] Anon 1914557 was this real?

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[_] Anon 1898576
>> [_] Anon 1898720 fantastic.

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[_] It's so funny because my name is Gary. Anon 1748414

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[_] GARY! Anon 1743814 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1743823 Why is his hair green?
>> [_] Anon 1743824 Is... is this actually a real commercial? If not, it should be.
>> [_] Gary 1743829 it is a real thing
>> [_] Anon 1743916 WERE SCAAALLPPIINNG PRIIICCEEESSS
>> [_] Anon 1743921 GAAARRRRRYYYYY
>> [_] Anon 1743924 >># The guy in the video is a comedian. It's fake.
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 1743993 You could never get away with even one 1/10th of what was put into this 'ad' on TV today. People would go totally apeshit and have it off the air in 5 seconds after the first airing. Anyone remember when Cal Worthington would 'stand on his head' to give you a better deal, or 'I'll eat a bug", or ride a tiger down the length of his car lot.
>> [_] Anon 1744054 I love Eddie Pepitone

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[_] [?] Hi I'm Gary Anon 1668999
>> [_] Anon 1669010 fuck gary, did this shit actually air on tv?
>> [_] Anon 1669018 Gary was a god among men
>> [_] Anon 1669036 >># No https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yE25S9v Hj0
>> [_] Anon 1669081 This guy is a hero.
>> [_] Anon 1669160 Yeshmin Blechin did it better...

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[_] [H] Wah! 1583578 What are we gonna do on the mattress?
>> [_] Anon 1583587 What in the name of Billy Mays's grave was that?!
>> [_] Anon 1583591 If it's Gary's why does the file name say Geri's? I mean, you'd have to be utterly illiterate to mix up Ga with Ge
>> [_] Anon 1583595 holy shit, that was more racist than /b/
>> [_] Anon 1583597 This is a Tim and Eric sketch, isn't it?
>> [_] Anon 1583598 OP was obviously trying to POMF us. Faggot.
>> [_] Anon 1583600 Geiri? You suck at transliterating.
>> [_] Anon 1583671 Van Nuys aye? I'm not surprised
>> [_] Anon 1583726 Oh, lordy. I remember this from years ago. Still love it.
>> [_] Anon 1583747 I'll lick a puppy and fuck a kitten, just for yoooooooooouuuuuuuu. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD_0fo0Qp Q4
>> [_] Anon 1583752 ... Wouldn't "blowing up prices" be raising them? ARABIC GARY, YOU TERRORIST

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[_] [H] Smoking hot shota porn Anon 1565218
>> [_] Anon 1565229 garywillsurelydeliver.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1565231 I'LL KICK A PUPPY AND PUNCH A KITTEN JUST FOR YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
>> [_] Anon 1565232 >># OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!
>> [_] Anon 1565233 Haha, this guy is great.
>> [_] Anon 1565250 >Look at filename >Gary's Mattress in moon-runes Fuck yeah.
>> [_] Anon 1565252 test

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[_] [?] Anon 1524496 BEST MATTRESSES EVER
>> [_] Anon 1524499 It's just like a mini mall.
>> [_] Anon 1524500 Only reason why he isn't imitating black people is because most black people would rather beat the crap out of him rather then sue him like everyone else.

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[_] [H] Anon 1520173

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[_] [H] Anon 1442987
>> [_] Anon 1442999 fake and insulting. gtfo
>> [_] Anon 1443000 >># newfag detected
>> [_] Anon 1443001 SO HAWT FAP FAP FAP THX OP?!
>> [_] Anon 1443002 lulz
>> [_] Anon 1443007 timeless classic
>> [_] Anon 1443010 The best flash in history... So legit
>> [_] Anon 1443017 so samefage
>> [_] Anon 1443021 Oh god, not this shit again!
>> [_] Anon 1443091 Even I'd buy it.
>> [_] Anon 1443140 I'LL KICK A PUPPY AND PUNCH A KITTEN JUST FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUU
>> [_] Anon 1443153 >># dem zeros
>> [_] Anon 1443157 This guys scares the shit out of me.
>> [_] Anon 1443160 Is winter break over yet?

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[_] [H] ME is the best OS-TAN Anon 1130788
>> [_] Anon 1130789 so...what do we call this then? Matressroll?
>> [_] Anon 1130792 >># Oh my god. Where did you find this comedy gold? Because that's what this is. Comedy gold. He'll kick a puppy and punch a kitten, guys! Just for you! That's hilarious!
>> [_] CAustin !!0/l4G2gi9Cp 1130833 Gary is awesome. He's not from very far away either, so I'm surprised I've never heard of him. He probably got fired shortly after trying to air this commercial.
>> [_] Anon 1130837 I came... twice.
>> [_] Anon 1130857 This is the best puppy kick ever.
>> [_] Anon 1130866 >># Coz it's fake, retard.
>> [_] Anon 1131010 win
>> [_] Anon 1131014 Behead those who insult Isla/m/!!
>> [_] Anon 1131026 >># Someone called the ADL after that cheap shot at the Jews.
>> [_] Anon 1131090 >># >with mecha
>> [_] Anon 1131100 >># Mecca these days.
>> [_] Anon 1131102 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yE25S9vH j0