File: Rap Battle Translated.swf-(6.82 MB, 320x240, Other)
[_] Anonymous 07/23/13(Tue)20:43 No.2048808
>> [_] Anonymous 07/23/13(Tue)20:59 No.2048824
Perhaps you could assist me in locating ''the hood.''
>> [_] Anonymous 07/23/13(Tue)22:37 No.2048907
someone needs to transcribe this so that it can be used as a copypasta
>> [_] Anonymous 07/23/13(Tue)22:51 No.2048916
>>2048907
ood evening, I would like to begin by introducing myself. My name is hydrogen and I come from a
low income neighborhood where life is not very comfortable. I've stolen many things and been
involved in many altercations, most of which ended in gunfire. In addition to this I have had
sexual intercourse with a great number of the opposite sex. In contrast and despite the amount of
legitimate evidence, I believe you to have been involved in a fair amount of homosexual
activities. Activities I and my companions look down upon. I am so much stronger than you, and my
powers of rhetoric so much greater than yours, that you could employ an army some sort to aid in
your fight with me. But I of course would prevail because I am stronger than you. I’m sure I
needn’t remind you of my place of birth, wherein as I explained before, the living conditions are
much worse than your aforementioned city of residence.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/23/13(Tue)22:52 No.2048917
>>2048916
I would like to stop here, for a moment, and remind you that I am in fact orating with little or
no prior preparation. An act commonly referred to as “freestyling.” Once again and I think this
bears repeating, I would like to restate my claim that I am in fact much stronger and have
endured a larger number of hardships than you. Hardships which have left me with an aggressive
behavior and an opposing demeanor which I believe frightens you. I know of a woman with whom you
have had sexual intercourse. I too have had sexual intercourse with said woman and she complained
to me of your less than exemplary performance in bed. She went on to explain to me in graphic
detail the dimensions in particular of your genitals. And I tell you what she said was not very
generous, sir.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/23/13(Tue)22:53 No.2048919
>>2048917
In conclusion I would like to leave you with a brief summary of my argument. You sir, are a weak,
timid, and untrustworthy homosexual. The city in which you live is not nearly as difficult to
live in nor is it in such a high state of disrepair as mine. I am a superior monologist in this
debate and any claim to the contrary will result in physical violence and perhaps even death.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/23/13(Tue)22:53 No.2048920
>>2048919
And a good day to you too sir. I would like to rebut your previous claims in an improvisational
and rhythmic manner. I was given the name Boost by my peers. The alleged facts you’ve uncovered
in regards to me are unfounded and without merit. My birthplace is not only vastly inferior to
yours but my neighbors are also much more resilient. In terms to your claim to my sexuality,
Sigmund Frued theorized that in some cases the semi conscious mind manifests repressed desires.
Therefore leading me to believe that you sir are indeed the homosexual. In fact I once had a
romantic rendezvous with your biological mother in which fellatio was performed forthwith and
without explanation.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/23/13(Tue)22:55 No.2048921
>>2048920
The encounter lasted several hours and many unspeakable acts were implemented. I paid her for her
services and no subsequent contact either verbally or physically has been made. I brandish a nine
millimeter pistol which I stole from a man involved in a gang related turf war. I have fired the
pistol several times and in some cases, critically wounded those with whom I was in contest with.
I would like to inform the audience that I engage in the sale and consumption of illegal
narcotics on a regular basis. Speaking candidly, I am no form intimidated or fearful of your
actions as I have been involved in countless altercations which have ended less than favorably.
In summation your argument denotes a lack of intellectual honesty on your part. It is my
contention that this matter would best be solved with fisticuffs, I believe I will be victorious
in this regard.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/23/13(Tue)22:56 No.2048924
The "translation" doesn't match up with the actual battle at all.
