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[_] Anon 2198920
>> [_] Anon 2198924 *tips fedora*
>> [_] Anon 2198967 The bible verses were a nice touch.
>> [_] Anon 2198972 >Push the Jesus button >Something Jesus happens Bioware does it again, 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2198985 Is it even possible to get 12? because I have gotten everyone twice now and I keep getting 11.
>> [_] Anon 2198988 i liek dis gaem
>> [_] Anon 2198990 >># You just gotta be fast as shit.
>> [_] Anon 2198992 >># ya i just got 12
>> [_] Anon 2199017 me found myself the secret area... some nasty shit.jpg
>> [_] Anon 2199018 >># jump the gap coins/food or something for all 3 people don't sink hit the box blind/dead/leper cures should be everything
>> [_] Anon 2199029 >># wat
>> [_] Anon 2199063 On the first devil in the desert. Don't jump at him, ignore him. Then jump the gap, oh and go fast as shit. Also, getting crucified is anyways is humorous. *not that it was irl

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[_] Anon 1924299 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1924343 one is missing.. :(
>> [_] Anon 1924351 SPOILER ALERT: There's only one ending
>> [_] Anon 1924435 >># No you just suck at doing jesus stuff I got 12 twice, but I don't know how I get the twelfth.

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[_] Anon 1850107 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1850117 I like how space is "do jesus things".
>> [_] Anon 1850149 >># i was expecting something different for the 12 accomplishments. damn it god
>> [_] Anon 1850159 Can you get 12 or do I just suck at life?
>> [_] Anon 1850169 >># Do the entire thing without letting go of right.
>> [_] Anon 1850190 looks like jesus had it pretty easy, just had to hold one key and tap space a bunch of times I wish my life was that easy
>> [_] Anon 1850195 >># I got 12 within 1 minute of playing it. You suck at life.
>> [_] Anon 1850293 Thank you for making and/or uploading this op.
>> [_] Anon 1850331 Make a Jesus sequel please.

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[_] [G] Anon 1531978 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1532088 This is awesome
>> [_] Anon 1532090 10 apostles fuck yeah
>> [_] Anon 1532131 12 down, 4 more to go.
>> [_] Anon 1532183 heh
>> [_] Cirque 1334 7014 5103 !dO3MaJJL2k 1532203 Dude what the hell. I can't get more than 11. HOW IS THERE SO MUCH TO DO IN TEN SECONDS?!
>> [_] Anon 1532225 >># IT AIN'T EASY BEING JESUS.png
>> [_] Anon 1532263 >># SPOILERS 1. Jump over pit, I assume you did that 2. Press space at EACH of the three guys 3. Don't just keep your head above water, actually stay high enough to walk on it 4. Jump and hit your head on the outlined box 5. Press space to heal all three people 6. Mash space as fast as you can to kill the Beast and the Whore of Babylon
>> [_] Anon 1532265 >># WHAT WHORE OF BABYLON
>> [_] Anon 1532266 i googled it, there were only 12 apostles

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[_] [G] *~ΩInfi♥Ω~* !OmEgAkN5NA 1511805 Try to collect 'em all.
>> [_] Anon 1511818 mm. same ending when I win and lose
>> [_] Anon 1511824 >># Because you can never win as Jesus.
>> [_] Anon 1511908 those are some massive cocks they had in the old days...
>> [_] Anon 1511941 >># >># No, I think there is one more crucified if you win

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[_] [G] Run, Jesus, run! Anon 1438239
>> [_] Anon 1438240 lol broken
>> [_] Anon 1438241 Did you click in it?
>> [_] Anon 1438245 Click what in it, press space to start game, cannot jump over chasm.
>> [_] Anon 1438247 Nevermind, one of my keyboard keys got stuck and I couldn't press space and right key at the same time to jump over chasm.
>> [_] Anon 1438248 >># That's because you're retarded. Jumped over chasm fine.
>> [_] Anon 1438256 i cant walk on the water :(
>> [_] Anon 1438257 >># BUT CAN YOU JUMP ON IT? I THINK SO!
>> [_] Anon 1438264 i got all twleve apostles game is easy
>> [_] Anon 1438277 i has teh jebus powers
>> [_] Anon 1438484 So... If you win the game you die. If you lose the game you survive? Christianity is fucked up yo!
>> [_] Anon 1438486 >># It's about how jesus died for our sins.
>> [_] Anon 1438494 logic bomb, Jesus is Jew, Jesus is God, God spans forever, forever includes Third Reich, Jesus dies anyway cooked in oven
>> [_] Anon 1438496 >># god is forever? Then he cant die
>> [_] Anon 1438497 ashes are forever too bro
>> [_] Anon 1438503 Romans cant crucify you if you stand on water forever
>> [_] Anon 1438516 >># romans had already mastered the cutting edge technology of 'boats' you dingus.

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[_] [G] Perform Miracles with Space. Anon 1418146
>> [_] Anon 1418178 I won... I think
>> [_] Anon 1418189 12 apostles fuck yea there was 12 right?
>> [_] Anon 1418192 >># ...Yes. Even I know that
>> [_] Anon 1418196 why are there dicks out when they all got crucified?
>> [_] Anon 1418199 ha. i thought it was jesus in space, not just "space bar friendly" want SPACE JESUS
>> [_] Anon 1418225 >># ... the Romans only wanted to use one leg-cuff each?
>> [_] Anon 1418230 Goddamn Kikes have HUUUUGGGEEEE DICKS I Jelly
>> [_] Anon 1418248 dammit I can't get more than 11
>> [_] Anon 1418252 >># Do the three miracles after you jump the gap, hit the outlined box after the "walking on water" thing and then perform the three miracles on the screen before the last supper.
>> [_] Anon 1418253 >># still 11 do you have to do something with the devil?
>> [_] Anon 1418255 yeah i thought this would be space jesus too :( u made me sad op
>> [_] Anon 1418256 >># After you jump the gap he should sink into the ground.
>> [_] Anon 1418258 >># Got it. It's either time-based you have to have at least 3 seconds left or you have to do the whole run without turning around. One of those two things.
>> [_] Anon 1418455 Those guys that are crucified sure have huge dicks

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[_] [G] /r/ing latest zone mini Anon 1327698
>> [_] Anon 1327727 Yes, please!
>> [_] Anon 1327771 It's got to be around here somewhere!
>> [_] Anon 1327975 Wha...?
>> [_] =o Anon 1327998 holy shit this is my favorite game
>> [_] Anon 1328003 I AM AN INVISIBLE MAN http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=8602 2&n=nicorobin_mini.swf&w=640&h=480

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[_] [G] Lon3lyB0x !!1R5Fqc57YoZ 1311323 FUCKING BEST GAME EVER Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] ҉̴̡̨☺\ 1311330 why is there no reward for getting all the apostles `-`
>> [_] Anon 1311332 WHEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeee...
>> [_] Anon 1311392 it's Half Minute Hero: Jew can do it!
>> [_] Anon 1311409 This shit is old. Fucking NewFagounder
>> [_] Anon 1311466 At first I was concerned by the title that this would be an extremely sacrilegious Run'N'Rape style game. ...don't know if disappoint.
>> [_] Anon 1311516 >># gtfo
>> [_] Anon 1311521 am I suppose to walk on the water or something
>> [_] Reiiama Kotsu, Adeptus Administratum 1311541 >># SPACESPACESPACE
>> [_] Ren 1311543 As good as chasm_spasm.swf :)
>> [_] Anon 1311544 >># 12 is all of them right? I expected some kind of acknowledgement of that. I don't know, make him respawn or something after getting crucified.
>> [_] Anon 1311563 >># all i get is 11 how do i get 12 of them?
>> [_] Anon 1311564 nevermind i got the 12 of them all i do is keep dieing :(

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[_] [G] 10 seconds till salvation Pickapok the Bard !!faQwmPF5xv3 1249459 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1249464 How do I get passed the bitches after the water?
>> [_] Anon 1249470 >># Press space.
>> [_] Anon 1249477 where is number 12 i keep getting 11
>> [_] Anon 1249485 >># press space more
>> [_] Anon 1249486 >># He's betraying you.
>> [_] Pickapok the Bard !!faQwmPF5xv3 1249489 >># Do it faster, 12 will be at the end.
>> [_] George Zimmer !!R9Jrh2x5Wsw 1249495 HA HA! GOT ALL 12 THE FIRST TRY!
>> [_] Anon 1249497 If you are very fast, you can get 13 apostles and then you unlock Satan mode!
>> [_] Anon 1249501 Best game EVA
>> [_] Anon 1249504 >># Liar. The fastest time you can get in this is 7 seconds. I would like to point out that the people with Jesus at the Last Supper were the 12 DISCIPLES, not the 13 APOSTLES. Big difference. Disciples followed him while he was alive, Aposltes lead the church and spread the good news after he died, came back and ascended to Heaven.
>> [_] Anon 1249524 >># Someone's trying too hard...
>> [_] Anon 1249568 Posting so there are twelve a-posters. (god awful pun absolutely necessary)
>> [_] Anon 1249582 >># Like anyone cares about your imaginary cosmic zombie overlord.
>> [_] Anon 1249596 Holy shit. It's Half-Minute Hero: Jew Can Do It.
>> [_] Anon 1249600 >># It doesn't matter how many you get, the end result is the same.
>> [_] Anon 1249660 epic win, lulz at the skip from birth. Tripping like Jesus in the desert when he fasted
>> [_] Anon 1249682 >># 10 seconds = half a minute? someone's not trying hard enough >>#
>> [_] Anon 1249692 >># well the whole thing takes like 30 seconds
>> [_] Anon 1249700 >># fucking lol'd. Don't know why

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[_] [G] It's Easter Weekend. Jesus time. Anon 1226848
>> [_] Anon 1226869 how to get all 12 apostles?
>> [_] Anon 1226878 >># It's pretty easy. Press space in front of the three guys after the chasm jump, jump to hit the mario block with the people after that and then spress space in front of the three sick people to heal them. You have to time it right or the game will end because you stopped.
>> [_] Anon 1226894 >># I did that but i only get 11
>> [_] Anon 1226896 try again
>> [_] YATTA !!4X3CAN3FFz4 1226900 I got all 12
>> [_] Anon 1226962 I got all twelve but the ending seems to be no different.
>> [_] Anon 1226963 you get the same ending for 0 as you do 12
>> [_] Anon 1226972 >># I can't seem to get less than three.
>> [_] Anon 1226973 what i got 13 something is wrong
>> [_] Anon 1226979 >># You broke the game. Good job genius.

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[_] [G] 10 Seconds Till Salvation Anon 1222199
>> [_] Anon 1222204 i can only get 11 apostles.
>> [_] Anon 1222205 >># Either do it faster or get Jesus more out of the fucking water Probably that first
>> [_] Anon 1222212 fuck yeah, i got twelve... (not the other guy)
>> [_] Anon 1222218 I win, fuck year
>> [_] Anon 1222225 You only get 11 if you turn back, that is, push the left arrow key at any time.
>> [_] Anon 1222233 This is hilarious.
>> [_] Anon 1222248 Game is inaccurate. The twelve people with Jesus at the Last super were the 12 Disciples. The 13 Apostles didn't form up until after his death resurrection and subsequent gifting of the holy spirit.
>> [_] Anon 1222256 >># Try to be less obvious next time
>> [_] Anon 1222257 >># Sounds to me like somebody needs Jesus! =D
>> [_] Anon 1222261 finally all 12, I got lucky as hell...just running and jumping (not any of the other posters)
>> [_] Anon 1222267 It's not about luck, you have to perform actions to all of the various characters on screen.
>> [_] Anon 1222321 >># I'm already in a religion, where I am a viking and when I die, I can get as many viking bitches I want in vahalla
>> [_] Anon 1222325 >># which I just happen to do by pressing jump and running, I had no Idea what I had to do for the most part but still luckily got it all right in one unprepared go...Luck.
>> [_] Anon 1222326 i dont get you guys. I got 12 with no problem at all