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[KOH1WB2]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3284309
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 2/10 -2017 21:14:07 Ended: 3/10 -2017 14:14:07Flashes: 1 Posts: 2
File: Handjob.swf-(7.59 MB, 480x270, Hentai)
[_] Anon 3284309 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3284506 when ineedahandjob.com is an actual website that promotes the joke


[SMH9Y4J]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3257230
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 27/6 -2017 18:34:15 Ended: 27/6 -2017 20:47:23Flashes: 1 Posts: 6
File: Handjob.swf-(7.59 MB, 480x270, Hentai)
[_] Anon 3257230
>> [_] Anon 3257243 someone need to figure out how much he's made from this. site's still up
>> [_] Anon 3257251 >># handjobs are sold out :(
>> [_] Anon 3257266 >># strange, should have a stock of them. just a piece of plastic so they ought to be cheap to make and last forever
>> [_] Anon 3257272 >># Cheap to make, yeah, but the rubber they're made out of is the kind of rubber composite that tears easily given enough time and become brittle when exposed to water. Think of the stuff that old dodgeballs were made out of. Same deal.
>> [_] Anon 3257278 >># if they aren't individually wrapped they can always stick a thousand of them in one of those reusable vacuum bags and bring 10 or something out each time they make a sale and re-suck the air out of the bag


[VK2KDH7]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2949125
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 12/11 -2015 19:29:20 Ended: 13/11 -2015 02:12:55Flashes: 1 Posts: 4
File: Handjob.swf-(7.59 MB, 480x270, Porn)
[_] Anon 2949125 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2949137 http://ineedahandjob.com
>> [_] Anon 2949388 >># what does it link to, I'm afraid to click?
>> [_] Anon 2949392 >># a company that sells handjobs. i wonder how much money he made from this. pretty funny idea.


[ZFZY7B5]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2926444/r-inside
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 13/10 -2015 22:50:45 Ended: 14/10 -2015 03:15:14Flashes: 1 Posts: 3
File: Handjob.swf-(7.59 MB, 480x270, Porn)
[_] /r/ inside Anon 2926444 /r/ the guy who throws paint everywhere and there is a narrator talking about how he has autism Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2926565 >the website's real http://www.ineedahandjob.com/Handjob/ORD ER_YOUR_HANDJOB.html
>> [_] Anon 2926583 >># I would buy if I lived in united states


[GAEHL46]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2903627
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 14/9 -2015 09:20:43 Ended: 14/9 -2015 16:37:46Flashes: 1 Posts: 5
File: Handjob.swf-(7.59 MB, 480x270, Porn)
[_] Anon 2903627 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2903650 Holy shit, it's a real product. Don't believe me? Just visit ineedahandjob.com
>> [_] Anon 2903664 10/10 top meme op bumping for visability
>> [_] Anon 2903779 >># oh by golly, slap my left testicle and call me a faggot IM SOLD!
>> [_] Anon 2903788 >thanks uncle


[U3NESYU]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2899334
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 9/9 -2015 15:49:31 Ended: 9/9 -2015 20:50:34Flashes: 1 Posts: 2
File: Handjob.swf-(7.59 MB, 480x270, Porn)
[_] Anon 2899334 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Lèla Null 2899479 I actually went to the website. ineedahandjob.com


[Z1OVD99]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2869330/you-look-like-…
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 8/8 -2015 04:13:57 Ended: 8/8 -2015 07:05:45Flashes: 1 Posts: 5
File: Handjob.swf-(7.59 MB, 480x270, Porn)
[_] You look like you could use a Handjob. Anon 2869330
>> [_] Anon 2869336 Holy shit http://ineedahandjob.com/Handjob/ORDER_Y OUR_HANDJOB.html
>> [_] Anon 2869347 >># This would actually be very useful.
>> [_] Anon 2869351 i cant believe this website actually exists, never mind the product itseld
>> [_] Anon 2869440 I do believe that I now need a Handjob.


[VIYW8X8]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2865878
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 4/8 -2015 12:38:17 Ended: 4/8 -2015 16:35:32Flashes: 1 Posts: 3
File: Handjob.swf-(7.59 MB, 480x270, Porn)
[_] Anon 2865878
>> [_] Anon 2865923 Yep it's a real product 4plebs, Ordered 4 myself
>> [_] Anon 2865963 time for early christmas shopping for the fam


[BNCKGV7]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2752791
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 18/4 -2015 07:46:57 Ended: 18/4 -2015 07:54:32Flashes: 1 Posts: 2
File: Handjob.swf-(7.59 MB, 480x270, Porn)
[_] Anon 2752791
>> [_] Anon 2752798 Uncle greg sounds like a nice guy


[RCF14UP]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2735320
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 1/4 -2015 03:59:47 Ended: 1/4 -2015 06:32:33Flashes: 1 Posts: 11
File: Handjob.swf-(7.59 MB, 480x270, Porn)
[_] Anon 2735320
>> [_] Anon 2735332 is this for real?
>> [_] Anon 2735334 kek
>> [_] Anon 2735337 Thanks uncle Greg!
>> [_] Anon 2735341 >2 handjobs for less than five bucks Thanks uncle Greg!
>> [_] Anon 2735342 I love this.
>> [_] Anon 2735348 >># yeah its a real thing
>> [_] Anon 2735390 >># Go to the website and find out, bro.
>> [_] Anon 2735474 >># i have an uncle Greg >mfw he never gave me a hand job for Christmas
>> [_] Anon 2735488 >># >># >># What a sweet release! Thanks Uncle Greg!
>> [_] Anon 2735489 >># See for yourself. You deserve it.


[QABFLUK]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2701283
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 26/2 -2015 22:04:01 Ended: 26/2 -2015 22:04:01Flashes: 1 Posts: 2
File: Handjob.swf-(7.59 MB, 480x270, Other)
[_] Anon 2701283
>> [_] Anon 2701287 >mfw this legitimately exists


[YMOGAMH]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2695696
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 21/2 -2015 12:43:56 Ended: 21/2 -2015 18:05:55Flashes: 1 Posts: 11
File: Handjob.swf-(7.59 MB, 480x270, Hentai)
[_] Anon 2695696
>> [_] Anon 2695716 i knew a girl in high school who would sell handjobs for 4.95.
>> [_] Anon 2695719 >># "Thanks uncle Greg"
>> [_] Anon 2695722 Is this an actual fucking product? is this an actual fucking ad? Or is this website bullshit?
>> [_] Anon 2695723 AAAAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAH 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2695740 >># It is for real.
>> [_] Anon 2695751 Uncle greg wants to give little billy more than a blowjob i would presume ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>> [_] Anon 2695791 has anyone used it? Does it work?
>> [_] Anon 2695800 >># Yep! Got my first hadjob over 10 years ago and I didn't look back since
>> [_] Anon 2695846 That old lady with the champagne is from Old People React I think.
>> [_] Anon 2695895 >>INEEDAHANDJOB.COM KEK'D


[CY2ET2S]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2588539
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 5/11 -2014 18:05:50 Ended: 5/11 -2014 21:35:49Flashes: 1 Posts: 9
File: Handjob.swf-(7.59 MB, 480x270, Hentai)
[_] andjob Anon 2588539 commercial
>> [_] Anon 2588543 >># Thanks uncle Greg!
>> [_] Anon 2588549 >2 handjobs under 5$ gets me everytime
>> [_] Anon 2588613 >># I buy two please
>> [_] Anon 2588619 >The site and product are real
>> [_] Anon 2588641 >># >ineedahandjob.com Go!
>> [_] Anon 2588650 >># thats just unreal... but nice.
>> [_] silly face poster 2588700 what a sweet release
>> [_] Anon 2588715 >># >inventing stuff just to make a silly joke There are things called "gloves"


[A5IFP1V]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2559175
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 11/10 -2014 09:00:38 Ended: 11/10 -2014 15:52:07Flashes: 1 Posts: 11
File: Handjob.swf-(7.59 MB, 480x270, Other)
[_] Anon 2559175 Who wants a handjob? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2559187 >THANKS UNCLE GREG! I fucking died.
>> [_] Anon 2559192 Anyone else actually go to the website? They really are selling these. I'll just stick to cutting a piece off of a sheet of rubber I got for free.
>> [_] Anon 2559272 >># yep, site's legit
>> [_] Anon 2559275 this is genuinly the best commercial really clever guys >slow_clap.gif
>> [_] Anon 2559277 i just bought two lol thanks uncle greg!
>> [_] Anon 2559294 this was genius
>> [_] Anon 2559339 They look like high 5s. I want to buy some and toss them at people who deserve long distance high 5s.
>> [_] Anon 2559340 >># >throwing a palmshaped rubber with a handjob written on it I don't think that will be a good idea
>> [_] Anon 2559364 >># It's a very good idea
>> [_] Anon 2559376 >># I am having lately some trouble fapping. This might be the solution.


[D7Y3FGR]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2242857
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 31/12 -2013 07:39:59 Ended: 31/12 -2013 11:16:40Flashes: 1 Posts: 7
File: Handjob.swf-(7.59 MB, 480x270, Porn)
[_] so hot Anon 2242857
>> [_] Anon 2242877 I'll be honest that's not what I was expecting
>> [_] Anon 2242884 Oh god, the kid.
>> [_] Anon 2242895 FFUUUUUUUU
>> [_] Anon 2242944 11/10
>> [_] Anon 2242988 THANKS UNCLE GREG!
>> [_] Anon 2243052 Aww, shit. Ineedahandjob.com is real and you can order these from the site.


[Q0DEU88]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2230109
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 21/12 -2013 11:21:45 Ended: 21/12 -2013 14:37:23Flashes: 1 Posts: 3
File: HJ.swf-(7.59 MB, 480x270, Other)
[_] Anon 2230109
>> [_] Anon 2230189 I expect to see this on the Hub soon... Somewhere between the Flashlight Pals and the Gak is back....
>> [_] Anon 2230193 >># http://ineedahandjob.com/Handjob/ORDER_Y OUR_HANDJOB.html


[EU5HC6M]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2206445
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 4/12 -2013 04:18:36 Ended: 4/12 -2013 05:30:25Flashes: 1 Posts: 10
File: HJ.swf-(7.59 MB, 480x270, Loop)
[_] Anon 2206445
>> [_] Anon 2206446 >Thanks Uncle Mike! I lost
>> [_] Anon 2206450 >># The fuck are you smoking, his name was Uncle Tom
>> [_] Anon 2206451 >mfw it's real
>> [_] Anon 2206457 >># Pretty sure it was Uncle Pete.
>> [_] Anon 2206460 >># >># >># Are you guys talking about the kid saying, "Thanks, Uncle Jim!"
>> [_] Anon 2206475 >># >># >># >># >># He totally said Uncle Greg.
>> [_] Anon 2206484 >># That can't be right.
>> [_] Anon 2206516 >># He said Uncle Sam
>> [_] Anon 2206525 What if the ineedahandjob website played notdolphinsex.swf. That would make the cycle complete.


[HZNND0Q]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1995898
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 7/6 -2013 07:50:32 Ended: 7/6 -2013 08:27:45Flashes: 1 Posts: 5
File: Handjob.swf-(7.59 MB, Other)
[_] handjob Anon 1995898
>> [_] Anon 1995918 Thanks, Uncle Greg!!
>> [_] Anon 1995925 I sincerely hope that, when that kid grows up, he never watches this commercial and realizes the gravity of what he said.
>> [_] Anon 1995933 That black guy's face, oh man.
>> [_] Anon 1995971 >># What a sweet release!


[N47WGKX]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1937533
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 8/4 -2013 08:13:30 Ended: 9/4 -2013 05:26:27Flashes: 1 Posts: 5
File: Handjob.swf-(7.59 MB, Loop)
[_] Anon 1937533 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1937690 my cousins gonna get a kick out of this
>> [_] Anon 1937693 thanks uncle greg
>> [_] Anon 1937869 mfw this is actually a buyable product
>> [_] Anon 1937894 is there any blowjobs?


[YNBW61M]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1882302
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 11/2 -2013 00:34:46 Ended: 11/2 -2013 02:11:01Flashes: 1 Posts: 15
File: Handjob.swf-(7.59 MB, Other)
[_] Anon 1882302 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1882319 Oh, boy! I sure could use a Handjob™©® in my daily life!
>> [_] Anon 1882320 huh it is real. I know what im getting my friends for their birthdays ;)
>> [_] Anon 1882328 Oh my fucking god, it's an actual site I'm losing my shit here
>> [_] Anon 1882340 If the man is just going to use a handjob, why can't she do it her fucking self?
>> [_] Anon 1882345 >># she's a woman
>> [_] Anon 1882422 damn OP 10/10
>> [_] Anon 1882425 http://ineedahandjob.com/Handjob/ORDER_Y OUR_HANDJOB.html LEGIT
>> [_] Anon 1882443 But... just use a fucking towel or something. Holy shit america.
>> [_] Anon 1882444 >># I'm yuro and you're just making a bad name for us. Fuck off to /b/, /v/, /pol/ or some other shitty place.
>> [_] Anon 1882447 >># Hurr if not america, then europe God this planet is filled to the brim with retards.
>> [_] Anon 1882451 old product, but a good one for sure can begin to say how often ive been saved by a handjob
>> [_] Anon 1882456 http://ineedahandjob.com/Handjob/Handjob _Infomercial.html
>> [_] Anon 1882457 >># If you complain about Murrica, it's directly implied that you're either Nipponese or Yuropean.
>> [_] Anon 1882464 >># Where in the fuck is that implied? That's you inferring something completely baseless. Stop being stupid.


[TO4F236]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1477602
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 5/3 -2011 17:33:18 Ended: 5/3 -2011 22:31:12Flashes: 1 Posts: 7
File[Handjob.swf] - (7.59 MB)
[_] [?] Handjobs for everyone! Anon 1477602 Now listen to it without looking at the video.
>> [_] Anon 1477623 that was clever i'll give it that.
>> [_] Anon 1477637 ...fucking bitch
>> [_] Anon 1477638 MOAR HANDJOBS PLEASE!
>> [_] Anon 1477675 LOL
>> [_] Anon 1477677 Dat nigger face.
>> [_] Anon 1477699 yes its real! they need someone saying, "best handjob i ever had"


[K4Y8R2P]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1233121
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 11/4 -2010 01:39:21 Ended: 11/4 -2010 08:56:27Flashes: 1 Posts: 15
File[Handjob.swf] - (7.59 MB)
[_] [L] I want one Anon 1233121 I want one. I really do Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] NameFag 1233122 Well, now I have no choice but to visit ineedahandjob.com
>> [_] Anon 1233134 >># report back
>> [_] NameFag 1233135 >># You can, in fact, purchase the advertised product.
>> [_] Anon 1233137 New valentine's day commercial!
>> [_] Anon 1233152 handjob delivered in a tightly sealed jar
>> [_] Anon 1233164 There is no way...
>> [_] Anon 1233168 Haha, uncle Greg gave his nephew a handjob.
>> [_] Anon 1233177 LULZ!
>> [_] Anon 1233247 why couldn't they just have called it "A Better Grip"?
>> [_] Adam 1233258 Please, delete this. It's degrading for everyone.
>> [_] Anon 1233270 Stoopid S6OPPID Stoopid
>> [_] Anon 1233278 Man, a couple of these at work could have saved me from months of physical therapy.
>> [_] Anon 1233282 Just wow...
>> [_] Anon 1233401 I laughed so hard.


[N070TAA]F ! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1224179
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 1/4 -2010 02:22:12 Ended: 1/4 -2010 07:24:36Flashes: 1 Posts: 15
File[Handjob.swf] - (7.59 MB)
[_] [?] What else Anon 1224179 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1224182 LOL
>> [_] Anon 1224184 >># We have a winnar! *Hands off a ticket for 1 free internet*
>> [_] Anon 1224185 >># Thank you. Thank you.
>> [_] Anon 1224199 WOW
>> [_] Anon 1224216 Holy shizzz it is real wtf i want one
>> [_] Anon 1224242 THANKS UNCLE GREG!!!!
>> [_] Some dude 1224246 Not what I was expecting, but I'm ordering one.
>> [_] Hand job Anon 1224249 I want a hand job
>> [_] Anon 1224251 Even the little boy gets a hand job. ;_;
>> [_] Anon 1224261 Oh dear god. I've never needed a handjob so bad as now.
>> [_] Anon 1224311 HA HA OH WOW
>> [_] Anon 1224385 This will surely be revolutionary
>> [_] Anon 1224400 http://www.ineedahandjob.com/Handjob/V-D ay_HJ!.html lol the Valentines day commercial is hilarious.
>> [_] Anon 1224428 Corn Nuts is nice too.



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