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[_] Anon 3394742

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[_] Anon 3390144
>> [_] Anon 3390205 YTMND vibes

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[_] Anon 2741133 Heaven 7 - Kontact DJ Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2741175 vid sauce?
>> [_] Anon 2741180 >># It's like he had a seizure only it went to his legs instead of staying in his head.
>> [_] Anon 2741297 he is the greatest!

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[_] Anon 2635828
>> [_] Anon 2635850 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8XQr7hn BbY For anyone who wants to know.
>> [_] Anon 2635853 That guy is RedMachineD from 420chan.
>> [_] Anon 2635859 fat is not enough when stomping around
>> [_] Anon 2635902 >># Shit, he's still around? I'm shocked he's not a pariah from every internet gathering place ever.
>> [_] Anon 2635926 Can fat people play Elemental Creation?

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[_] Anon 2514004 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2514074 ...And that was the last time he ever danced.
>> [_] Anon 2514237 song?

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[_] Anon 2364401
>> [_] Anon 2364431 how is he still that fat?
>> [_] Anon 2364435 SHOW ME YA MOVES!
>> [_] Anon 2364436 music source?
>> [_] Anon 2364480 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8XQr7hn BbY Part from the video starts at 0:43
>> [_] Anon 2364481 >># not enough coins to continue
>> [_] Anon 2364483 >># The music from YouTube is in a lower pitch though.
>> [_] Anon 2364486 dancing like a butterfly
>> [_] Anon 2364488 >># Video source is z0r.de/2308 btw.
>> [_] Anon 2364493 >># And at last the original video is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0cmhnkx Pqw At 0:33 he falls off the thing and (allegedly) breaks his ankle.

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[_] Anon 1928390 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1928438 oh, Red Machine D... he was such an obnoxious tripfag.
>> [_] Anon 1928440 i want to mock him....but still, it's a fat guy getting exercise
>> [_] Anon 1928449 Remember when you had to get out of your house, travel to an arcade, then stand to play the best games and you got to meet your enemy/ally face to face? Those were the days. Fuck this online console/PC shit.
>> [_] Anon 1928496 He's not fat. His body stores energy. He's able to DDR for months on end. He's the next step in human evolution.
>> [_] Anon 1928497 >># Fucking no. The only time I ever got a shot at playing DDR at an arcade, I ended up mis-selecting a song about Princesses and two teenaged girls leered at me the whole time as the speakers fucking blasted sugary sounds and I left half way through and the vultures scooped up my quarter. Fuck that. I haven't left my room since.
>> [_] Anon 1928509 >># This is why I just sought out the metal slug machine and played that til i went broke.
>> [_] Anon 1928531 >># Played the song 'candy' in public, loud and proud on difficult like a boss and got a B. They only reason those girls leered at you was because of your lack of confidence when you could've said "oh well", danced, and moved on. Stay beta.
>> [_] Horse 1928556 >># The dude is seriously an autistic prick. Fuck 'em.
>> [_] Anon 1928609 >># >
>> > Horse 1928556 >>>1928438 >The dude is seriously an autistic prick. Fuck 'em. +1
>> [_] Anon 1928620 >># I was talking about other games. not just DDR. I never stepped on DDR. I already felt too old for arcades when that came out. When DDR came out, I think I was more-likely playing Air Hockey and Fist of The North Star (best arcade game ever?)

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[_] Anon 1916812
>> [_] Anon 1916840 how is he still fat?
>> [_] Anon 1916933 he may be one of those legitimate few that do have the thyroid problem, where his body isn't burn off the fat but his musculature is on par with someone with a lower body fat percentage.
>> [_] Anon 1916934 >># He is RedMachineD. Fat is in his essence.

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[_] Anon 1871021 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1871170 that slowmotion

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[_] Anon 1848526 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1848532 Dem dance moves
>> [_] Anon 1848589 I am legitimately jelous.
>> [_] Anon 1848596 And then he had a heart attack.
>> [_] Anon 1848788 And then the sensors stopped responding to the next people.
>> [_] Anon 1848799 HAPPY FEET DON'T FAIL ME NOW! TURBOMODE ENGAGE

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[_] Anon 1810853 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] notfaggot 1810864 How is he still fat? Does he have diabetes? Does he eat a half-ton of McDonalds every day?
>> [_] Anon 1810887 Sauce of song?
>> [_] Anon 1810917 >># That's actually RedMachineD, some guy who goes on 420chan a lot. He's still pretty fat and has not lived down the video.
>> [_] Anon 1810955 Heaven 7 - Kontact DJ I think it's slightly sped-up, though.
>> [_] Anon 1811032 Not fat, just bulking. >cardio Say goodbye to your gains.

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[_] Alright /f/, let's dance! Anon 1803654
>> [_] Anon 1803667 >A Heavy >Not A Oni ISHYGDDT

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[_] [L] Anon 1674756 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1674780 this is not the "Deutsche Domokratische Republik", but at leas a fat guy.
>> [_] Anon 1674829 Hey, that guy is RMD.
>> [_] Anon 1674831 >># Dance Dance Revolution, you peasant!
>> [_] Anon 1674833 You need to be this fat to hit those god damn buttons heavily enough to register.
>> [_] anonymouse 1674925 he fails and falls rest of vid is funny as shit
>> [_] Anon 1674930 fuck, this guy moves like jabba
>> [_] Anon 1674980 OP /r/ need the name of the song plox

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[_] [L] Anon 1654020 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1654034 alpha male right there
>> [_] Anon 1654141 isn't that red machine d isn't he the internet's biggest faggot like alpha faggot
>> [_] Anon 1654163 If he did that every day theres no way he would be that big.
>> [_] Anon 1654165 >># >Not playing DDR for four hours a day and then going to an all you can eat buffet.
>> [_] Anon 1654180 >># I'm not fat I'm bulking. The male rolled his pants up for everyone to see, it was all fat right?Fat as fatass right? He flexed, the muscles of his legs, the tendons, the feet..... He was Adonis, bulking Adonis. An Adonis that burned 16.000 kcal a day, but ate 18.000 kcal in the all you can eat. He's Adonis, bulking Adonis, metal legs Adonis.
>> [_] Anon 1654248 yeah that's RedMachineD
>> [_] Anon 1654259 thats a guy?

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[_] [L] Anon 1622677
>> [_] Anon 1622680 I actually saw the full vid on World's Dumbest yesterday. He trips and falls. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0BuY8GjB Ws
>> [_] Anon 1622743 I've seen the one with him tripping and falling before, but damn he's still good at that shit. Good for him, it's actually getting some exercise.
>> [_] Godwyn 1622759 RedMachineD. Old mod from /a/.

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[_] [L] song name? Anon 1614820
>> [_] Anon 1614847 "i play ddr to lose weight"
>> [_] Anon 1614884 Kontact DJ heaven 7
>> [_] Anon 1614958 why is he so fat? WHYYYYY???
>> [_] Anon 1614962 >># Behold one of /tg/s former tripfags before he got his fat ass banned.
>> [_] Anon 1614989 >># I lost like 100 pounds playing DDR and ITG.

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[_] [L] Anon 1611182

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[_] [L] Burn some calories, /f/. Anon 1591855 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1591865 fuckin RMD
>> [_] Anon 1591875 song?
>> [_] Belisaurius 1591956 If He can do this, WHY CAN'T YOU
>> [_] Godwyn 1592002 >># RMD is a boss, and a bro.

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[_] [L] Anon 1556343

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[_] [L] Anon 1547585
>> [_] Anon 1547586 Source on the tune please.
>> [_] Anon 1547692 Yes.. plz Sauce

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[_] [L] It's Friday; let's dance. Anon 1543197
>> [_] Â 1543366 someone recorded me playing? awesome

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[_] [L] Anon 1520559
>> [_] Anon 1520561 /r/ source please.
>> [_] Anon 1520635 >># where's the part when he falls down?
>> [_] Anon 1520637 >># Not sure it would make for as good of a loop if you included the guy's tumble. I could be wrong.
>> [_] Anon 1520642 I can't hate on a fat guy willfully getting exercise.
>> [_] Anon 1520694 What's the tune in this loop?
>> [_] Anon 1520710 /r/ Source of the song, please?

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[_] [L] Anon 1517302
>> [_] Anon 1517304 music sauce please?

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[_] [L] Anon 1515364 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1515368 Source please?
>> [_] Anon 1515384 now THIS is entertaining :)
>> [_] Anon 1515396 This.... brings a whole lot of emotion up in me. This guy, so disadvantaged, excelled in something so unliekly. It makes me want to become friends with him, but that's an ugly thought. I feel disgusted in myself, I feel disgusted in my doubts. I wish for a skill such as his, no matter what, something I would be good at, nothing anyone could easily steal away. And then I want to train, forge my body to perfection... and master boxing.
>> [_] Anon 1515404 >># Where's the part where he falls down?
>> [_] Anon 1515475 Is it wrong that I can tell he's playing "A" just by the step pattern?
>> [_] Anon 1515486 Fat guys can actually be really good at DDR if they push themselves. They have the inertial stability of a small moon, and you only dance for about 90 seconds.
>> [_] Anon 1515496 >># The thing about boxing is you're going to end up with a fuckload of concussions. You know it's the only sport where you win by KNOCKING THE OTHER GUY OUT, or at least hard enough so he can't even fucking stand anymore?
>> [_] Anon 1515502 /request one where he falls on the machine

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[_] [L] Anon 1320867 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1320883 song naem?
>> [_] Anon 1320905 Heaven 7 - Kontact DJ
>> [_] Anon 1320917 I think I know that guy in the back.
>> [_] Anon 1320956 Damn, fatty has moves
>> [_] Anon 1320964 I'd party hard with him anyday
>> [_] Anon 1320966 legend
>> [_] Anon 1321017 You'd think becoming a DDR master would knock off pounds...
>> [_] Anon 1321032 >># It just helps him run to the buffet faster.
>> [_] Anon 1321040 >># at first i thought it would be a good song but then lyrics
>> [_] Anon 1321109 This made me giggle a little. Thanks for posting this [:
>> [_] Anon 1321128 You all jealous

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[_] [L] Anon 1305232
>> [_] Anon 1305234 what a bamf
>> [_] Anon 1305322 What's the song?
>> [_] Anon 1305389 Song?

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[_] [L] Anon 1298717 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1298719 Tune is Heaven 7 - Kontact DJ.
>> [_] Anon 1298788 also...not porn
>> [_] Anon 1298792 Snorlax used DDR. Its super effective!
>> [_] Anon 1298796 >># I expected this song to be great, but then lyrics
>> [_] Anon 1298870 Holy shits, if he keeps that up he wont be fat for long
>> [_] Anon 1298879 He probably gets laid all the time.
>> [_] Anon 1298890 >># sure thing

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[_] [L] HARDCORE WEDNESDAY Anon 1291917 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1291927 Source?
>> [_] Anon 1291931 Source of song and vid please.
>> [_] Anon 1291944 sauce
>> [_] Anon 1291957 I'd like the source too, please.
>> [_] !6DtTYV.B0A 1291959 vidya: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a6d5801 454/fat-kid-ddr-fail No clue on song sauce though
>> [_] Anon 1292078 Must..have..song..source
>> [_] Anon 1292090 Oh fuck yeah. The song is Heaven 7 - Kontakt DJ

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[_] [L] Cats777 !ZMTjkDFhqY 1287172 Meanwhile at Valve...
>> [_] Anon 1287176 Gods-Damned Sauce.
>> [_] Anon 1287258 Please I must know where this is from.
>> [_] Anon 1287263 Curious about the music.
>> [_] Anon 1287264 I commend you for the loop... but this misses the best part of the vid -- when the fatguy falls off the platform. lawl.
>> [_] Anon 1287294 That's fucking Red Machine D. He posts in /tg/ and is a neckbearded fucking basment dweller...Y'know, like me for knowing shit like that.
>> [_] Anon 1287296 Still no source on the tune?
>> [_] Anon 1287363 bump for music
>> [_] Anon 1287374 Need music sauce
>> [_] Anon 1287398 lol music would be nice, but still fuck yeah DDR! =D

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[_] [L] Anon 1269577 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Deyogee !FmrgqX7l/E 1269579 He's not even playing it on a difficult level >8U
>> [_] Anon 1269591 >># the fact that you can know that makes me weep for humanity. Personally I applaud the fat shit for getting up off his ass.
>> [_] Anon 1269616 >># I'm frightened that he's going at normal speed... But I don't think so.
>> [_] Anon 1269621 lol, he is doing normal or easy and the video is just sped up
>> [_] Anon 1269629 He's dancing at the speed of light no wonder theres almost little to no fat jiggles at all
>> [_] Anon 1269671 aww... doesn't have where he falls :( i like watching McFatty fall :<
>> [_] Anon 1269689 Dude Fat people that can move there bulk are scary, he might be able to kick our skinny white ass's
>> [_] Anon 1269690 lets make a change i give the video source if you give me the song source http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a6d5801 454/fat-kid-ddr-fail
>> [_] Anon 1269722 I think it's slightly sped up to fit with the music. The people in the background seem to be moving normally. You'd be surprised how good fat kids can get at DDR. The large body mass acts as an inertial anchor.
>> [_] Anon 1269723 >># Yeah, and those leg muscles can get pretty strong from carrying around said fat all the time.
>> [_] Anon 1269782 What song is this?
>> [_] Anon 1269820 >># Seconded.

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[_] [L] fat kid ddr machine Anon 1258789
>> [_] Anon 1258882 didn't get the part where he falls. gtfo
>> [_] Anon 1258938 >># I knew a morbidly obese asian guy who was a god on these things.