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[_] Anonymous 09/01/13(Sun)07:39 No.2097966
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>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/13(Sun)07:42 No.2097968
>selfish
>utilitarianism
i dont get it
>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/13(Sun)07:42 No.2097969
>>2097968
That's the joke.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/13(Sun)07:59 No.2097979
>>2097969
its a very weak joke. did you name it? whoever did was trying to flaunt their intelligent because
there was no point to naming it that
>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/13(Sun)08:04 No.2097982
I really dig up that tie
>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/13(Sun)08:11 No.2097984
>>2097979
Chill man, just a little lighthearted oxymoron, don't read into it too much.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/13(Sun)08:18 No.2097988
>>2097982
cheers
>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/13(Sun)08:20 No.2097990
>using shitty push-back collision
lrn2vectorphysics
>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/13(Sun)08:26 No.2097994
>>2097990
Yeah it's piss poor, I'll have to look into that.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/13(Sun)08:28 No.2097997
Money cant buy happiness is wrong,
I can buy a tie with money,
I can also buy a tie with happiness if x=1 and y=1 then x=y,
so money=happiness. checkmate atheists.
Me: 1 Bill Cosby: 0 Doge from Air Bud: 0
>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/13(Sun)08:36 No.2098010
>>2097997
Aaaaaaaand I've found my plot.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/13(Sun)08:59 No.2098016
>>2098010
you're welcome anon.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/13(Sun)09:50 No.2098037
This is the first game where I get to play as a duck
This pleases me
>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/13(Sun)10:15 No.2098051
>Would you like to exchange happiness for a tie
WHY IS THIS EVEN A QUESTION!?
Yes, yes oh gods yes.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/13(Sun)10:19 No.2098053
>>2098051
>tfw pressing no does nothing
>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/13(Sun)12:18 No.2098138
So guys, I just hit 150 jump and 150 speed, but it doesn't appear to increase my jump
height/speed or run speed at all
wat
also, god damn this game has no point why do I keep playing it
>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/13(Sun)12:29 No.2098143
>>2097997
Money cannot be exchanged for happiness.
Ties can be exchanged for money.
Happiness can be exchanged for ties.
Food can't buy drugs, but money can by food and money can buy drugs.
Ties are just a better currency.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/13(Sun)13:13 No.2098170
>>2098143
I've given food drugs plenty of times, when people are high they trade anything for a taco
>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/13(Sun)13:14 No.2098171
>>2098170
food for drugs*
dammit I have not and will never give my food drugs, i am a responsible chef and I treat my food
well.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/13(Sun)13:46 No.2098193
>>2097979
>there was no point to naming it that
maybe thats why it was named that. Jesus its supposed to just be random ya goddamn asshat.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/13(Sun)13:47 No.2098195
>>2098143
>Food can't buy drugs, but money can by food and money can buy drugs.
But you can put drugs IN food. How about that
>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/13(Sun)13:54 No.2098203
GOTY