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[_] Bazinga Anonymous 08/18/13(Sun)21:23 No.2082155
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/13(Sun)21:25 No.2082159
What is the message this is trying to send?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/13(Sun)21:30 No.2082165
>>2082159
That you're inferior if you don't have the same amount of time to play video games that I do.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/13(Sun)21:37 No.2082174
>>2082159
It says, in a fancy manner, that Bioshock is shallow and people give it too much credit. It also
points out a Skyrim reference.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/13(Sun)21:38 No.2082177
>>2082174
>It also points out a Skyrim reference.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wounded_Knee_Massacre
I hate people so much.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/13(Sun)21:39 No.2082178
>>2082177
>I didnt get the joke
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/13(Sun)21:41 No.2082180
>>2082178
>Implying most people would
>implying the average person that watches this wont actually think it's a skyrim reference.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/13(Sun)21:49 No.2082193
That game was pretty disappointing, good thing I didn't pay for it :D
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/13(Sun)21:51 No.2082196
Oh Jesus, I have not lol'd this hard at something on /f/ in a long time.
Worst $30 I have ever spent. I would literally rather play Duke Nukem Forever again.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/13(Sun)21:53 No.2082199
>>2082196
so edgy
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/13(Sun)21:53 No.2082200
What does he say when he pulls out the card? "Whip out that card" ?
This is a hilarious video. Wounded knee might be a skyrim reference, but I doubt it.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/13(Sun)21:54 No.2082201
>>2082200
Under no circumstances would Wounded Knee be a skyrim reference.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/13(Sun)21:54 No.2082203
>>2082200
It's "Remember that card"
and no, it's not a skyrim reference, whoever made the video is just being dumb.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/13(Sun)21:59 No.2082209
>>2082203
He was clearly jesting when he said it was a skyrim reference.
Christ you people need to watch more videos, most people throw in the 'TOP LEL SKYRIM REFERENCE'
just randomly throughout videos just for fun.
Quit taking shit so seriously
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/13(Sun)22:03 No.2082216
>>2082199
its not edgy if its fucking true
game was one of the most mediocre releases of that year
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/13(Sun)22:08 No.2082218
>>2082209
This, it was obviously used ironically.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/13(Sun)22:26 No.2082239
Wow, so, I can't believe this video has people talking about it.
First off, it's pretty damned funny.
The video is pointing out that Bioshock Infinite did NOTHING knew, and that most all praise
towards the game was bias shit from self promoting twits so as to make themselves seem smarter
for liking the game. The games puzzles were shit, but by modern standards, that's a hell of a lot
harder than what most any AAA title gives anymore. Actual gamers will find it to be bland and
uninspired.
Wounded Knee is a pretty well known conflict in American history. Calling it a Skyrim joke was
supposed to be ironic, as some pointed out, hence the tons of BAZINGA afterwards, which is to say
that was a nerd joke. Only, in this case, the joke was so bad, that it was made funny by the
ludicrous (albeit fast) amount of attention (not jibs) given to it.
And now I feel like a jackass for actually explaining /v/ humor here.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/13(Sun)22:27 No.2082242
>>2082239
>NOTHING knew
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/13(Sun)22:30 No.2082244
>>2082242
I just got home from work, my typing is shitty right now, and my back hurts like all hell. Gimme
a fucking break dude.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/13(Sun)22:43 No.2082257
>>2082199
Not edgy. I legitimately mean it. Both were mediocre 2-weapon linear shooters with downright
stupid plots. The only things Infinite had on DNF were vigors and no vehicle sections. At least
DNF didn't take its retarded story seriously, and didn't try to be a "smart" game.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/13(Sun)23:27 No.2082301
Best $60 I ever spent.
Fucking love this game.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/13(Sun)23:31 No.2082306
Lol nice I never noticed that Skyrim reference before
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/13(Sun)23:42 No.2082316
the adam sessler review is so over done its almost disgusting
it is full of him praising so much stupid shit that is in every single game made like "so much
attention to detail" cod mw3 had more detail to scenery than infinite
another thing is the entire game is 6.5/10 at most because it simply is not a bioshock game its
more of a cawa dooty battle field elder scrolls mix
also the guy in video isnt saying its a skyrim quote hes making fun of the kiddies thinking its a
refrence
>> [_] PC uber alles 08/18/13(Sun)23:45 No.2082317
>>2082199
like on the edge of gaming, far away from where you are, in the stagnant AAA FPS regurgitation
lump and RPG sexual fantasy subscription swamp
http://www.blog.radiator.debacle.us/2013/06/press-f-to-intervene-brief-history-of.html
read this, "press button to win" literally, the game has actually devolved features from games
decades + old like HL and SS2 which are still the go to models for how AAAs are to be formed and
played
blah, what a mediocre mediocre mediocre game, nice bright graphics and interesting environments I
guess
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/13(Sun)23:55 No.2082326
holy shit, i don't know what's funnier, the flash or the amount of butthurt in here.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/13(Sun)23:56 No.2082328
>>2082317
No, I get that infinite and modern FPS in general are pretty mediocre these days. My claim of
edginess was more in reference to the over-dramatic "I'd rather play DNF" type comments. No, no
one would rather play DNF. DNF is the golden standard of mediocrity in the special olympics,
existing only because it was part of a once popular brand, thinking they could just milk our
nostalgia and we wouldn't care because LOL DUKE NUKEM!!!
Infinite was a lot of things, namely among them a promise that the developer could not keep. But
lets stick to reality here. There are plenty worse things than infinite. If someone disagrees
then they haven't been looking very hard.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/13(Sun)23:59 No.2082332
>>2082239
>NOTHING knew
>> [_] Anonymous 08/19/13(Mon)00:03 No.2082336
>>2082328
Guy who said the DNF thing here. I wasn't being edgy or joking. The gameplay was pretty
comparable, and DNF was at least amusing. It wasn't trying to shove 2deep4me garbage in my face,
and if I say "DNF's story sucks" I won't have autists saying "YOU JUST DIDN'T GET IT."
>> [_] Anonymous 08/19/13(Mon)00:32 No.2082356
i have a really really really fat coworker who is terrible at games. and also life. he played
bioshock.
no thanks.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/19/13(Mon)00:39 No.2082363
>>2082242
>>2082332
>SAME fag
>> [_] Anonymous 08/19/13(Mon)00:40 No.2082366
>>2082363
>this is what biofags actually believe
>> [_] Anonymous 08/19/13(Mon)00:46 No.2082371
holy shit that was too much
im dying over here. best video on /f/ in months.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/19/13(Mon)00:53 No.2082378
>>2082165
That doesn't make any sense.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/19/13(Mon)00:55 No.2082381
>>2082177
I've never played the game but what does the wounded knee battle have to do with the box it's on?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/19/13(Mon)00:59 No.2082386
>>2082174
It was a joke. And despite the glitches, casual catering, and orc waifus Skyrim is a great game.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/19/13(Mon)01:38 No.2082414
>Bioshock was a great game
>Bioshock 2 was Bioshock 1.5
>Bioshock Infinite is a mediocre overhyped shooting gallery
>> [_] Anonymous 08/19/13(Mon)01:40 No.2082415
>>2082386
Not really.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/19/13(Mon)02:32 No.2082446
wounded knee is a native american battle against the us you idiot!
>> [_] Anonymous 08/19/13(Mon)02:38 No.2082455
>>2082180
Dude were you abducted from 2011 to 2012? The "arrow in the knee" was literally everywhere, there
was no way you can't know it's a Skyrim reference
