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[_] There are people that actually believe this... Anonymous 09/21/13(Sat)05:22 No.2119551
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>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/13(Sat)05:28 No.2119557
Wow, just, wow!
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/13(Sat)05:30 No.2119558
my sides are walking, in spaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
my lolz are in orbit, with gooood face to face
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/13(Sat)05:39 No.2119568
>go to store
>they miraculously have the dvd you are looking for (If you couldn't get it online and wait a
week for shipment to reach your home)
>Pay for it
>go home
>Call friends over and think about how you'll have to deal with their shit.
>set some snacks
>remember that your nitpicking friends enjoy hd/full hd over shitty dvd quality
>fuck
>finally everyone rolls over to your doorstep
>Get beer from fridge
>remember that you and your friends will have to sit through 10 minutes of unskippable commercial
before getting to the fucking menu
>half beers are gone
>snacks are gone
>shit finally starts playing.
>half of movie gone
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/13(Sat)05:40 No.2119569
>>2119568
>somebody's beer is over
>go get more beer and snacks
>miss 10 minutes of the movie getting shit done>finally everybody is happy
>movie is over
>Everybody's like "cool story bro"
>everybody leaves
>live in perpetual fear you were the only one who understood the point of the movie
>you can only discuss it with non-normalfag friends who were actually following the movie and not
groping their gf-s on your couch the whole time
mfw people still ask me why I pirate movies to watch w/ friends...
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/13(Sat)05:46 No.2119572
All criminals who engage in theft over cyberspace do it on wireless dial-up.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/13(Sat)06:25 No.2119597
Thatfuckinghighfiveattheend
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/13(Sat)06:49 No.2119619
I like how they skipped the part where he buys the movie or go to the actual shop and looking for
the particluar movie he wants to watch
>> [_] YOLO 09/21/13(Sat)06:59 No.2119625
Where's the part where the glasses guy stops using stupid dial up and gets a DSL?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/13(Sat)07:03 No.2119628
Its sad but there actually ARE people like this.
My parents and my aunt & uncle all use redbox and have huge collections of dvds stashed up. I
think its an old habits die hard kind of thing, which basically means they'll keeping doing
inefficient things because lernin' stuff iz hard.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/13(Sat)07:06 No.2119631
I'll just leave this here
http://main.makeuseoflimited.netdna-cdn.com/tech-fun/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/pirateddvd1.png
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/13(Sat)07:24 No.2119638
>>2119628
They're building a legacy.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/13(Sat)07:30 No.2119640
>>2119572
>XD
>> [_] f4r !HanakoDlmg 09/21/13(Sat)07:35 No.2119642
>>2119551
People who actually believe this are the people supporting a dead industry. Every new generation
of physical media actively tries to make it harder to use. DVDs had unskippable menus, region
codings, macrovision flags, CSS, etc. Blu-ray brought mass HDCP implementation, BD+, AACS. Shit,
I still remember the 09 F9 thread. I still don't have a Blu-ray player.
Sheit man, at least with VHS you could fast-forward the old-fashioned way.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/13(Sat)08:07 No.2119655
>>2119568
>>2119569
I only see the wrong friends, man.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/13(Sat)08:17 No.2119662
>>2119655
I know.
Buying a dvd just makes a situation slightly worse.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/13(Sat)08:18 No.2119663
>>2119551
There are tens of millions of people in the developed world who still don't have broadband. For
them, this IS a reality.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/13(Sat)08:41 No.2119667
>they are having a great time
>while he is just wasting his
The sad part is that this is completely true
Oh god I will never have friends to watch movies with
Hold me /f/ ;_;
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/13(Sat)08:47 No.2119669
Someone hasn't heard of XBMC, and Navi-X I see!!
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/13(Sat)09:01 No.2119678
Literally worst way to market it.
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 09/21/13(Sat)09:26 No.2119689
Needs
You wouldn't download a CAR... WOULD you?
You wouldn't download a BEAR?!?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/13(Sat)09:31 No.2119690
>>2119667
>>they are having a great time
>completely true
Have you ever bought/rented a dvd?
>>2119689
No...
I would COMPILE IT!
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/13(Sat)09:38 No.2119699
>buy a movie
>sit through unskippable previews, ads, and warnings about how piracy is bad and you don't get
the full experience
>pirate a movie
>watch the fucking movie
>miss the "experience" of the steaming pile of shit that is bundled with a store-bought disc
>durr copying movies is bad
>we duplicate discs through a simple process for profit and the prices stay inflated despite
normal supply/demand rules
>you do it for no profit: evil criminal
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/13(Sat)09:48 No.2119708
If I didn't pirate I'd simply watch less movies.
They're usually not worth the money, and cinemas/rental aren't cheap around here.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/13(Sat)09:53 No.2119710
>>2119708
I was last time at cinema when transformers 2 had the premiere
the fucking basses were so loud I had to cover my fucking ears
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/13(Sat)10:25 No.2119737
>>2119710
Every single fucking time I go to the cinema, there is someone behind me kicking my seat. Whether
they are uncontrolled children, or mindless fogeys, or rude teens, or grown adults, it never
fails. It also goes without saying that they are terrible about temperature and volume control.
So I stopped going.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/13(Sat)10:28 No.2119739
>>2119690
>Have you ever bought/rented a dvd?
No but at least the people in the flash arent as lonely as I am ;_;
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/13(Sat)10:29 No.2119741
>DVDs
>CDs
>Movie Theaters
>Newspapers
These are things you will hardly see in 10 years.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/13(Sat)10:35 No.2119746
It takes about 10 miniuits to download a 5 GB ISO, or 15-20 for a 10 GB ISO. So that means its
faster than going to the store and buying it.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/13(Sat)10:41 No.2119748
>>2119662
dunno, i use VLC for playing my dvds and never got into the trouble of being spammed with
commercials
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/13(Sat)10:58 No.2119763
>>2119739
>No but at least the people in the flash arent as lonely as I am ;_;
Fine let me correct my question.
ARE YOU RETARDED ENOUGH TO BELIEVE PEOPLE LIKE THAT EXIST!?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/13(Sat)11:01 No.2119768
the mass media truly does magnificent things in turning people into sheeps
>>2119739
