File: dead drunk 1.5.swf-(1.84 MB, 400x200, Game)
[_] Just got rid of my 4chan scripts Anon 3207349 Appchan or 4chan X and stuff, feels good to be vanilla again Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3207506 >># bump
>> [_] Anon 3207512 >># Why are you bumping? Bump order doesn't affect thread life on /f/.
>> [_] Anon 3207518 >># >># what a loser lol
>> [_] Anon 3207520 fuck this gay song
>> [_] Anon 3207522 >># This entire thread is cancer. Even the game, as fun as it is, was made by a retard. The framerate lag is real.
>> [_] Anon 3207524 This is /f/. At least post the BETTER version >>#
>> [_] Anon 3207546 >># scriptkiddies don't know this

File: dead drunk 1.5.swf-(1.84 MB, 400x200, Game)
[_] g Anon 3105972 Space or Ctrl

File: dead drunk 1.5.swf-(1.84 MB, 400x200, Game)
[_] Anon 3008544 garantueed 0 finishes Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3008546 you would not believe what just happened.. i was so fucking far.. i was afk for a few seconds and i was between those spikey things.. the game fucking bugged and it BOOSTED me. it fucking BOOSTED me over the entire fucking map, BACKWARDS. and i landed somewhere at the beginning again right into a fucknig checkpoint.. now i have to do it all over again
>> [_] Anon 3008605 >># top kek
>> [_] Anon 3008652 I beat it you go to your house at the end and the last part there is a elevator that you have to time the jump exactly on
>> [_] Anon 3008659 Finished it once, never again will I endure that seething anger.
>> [_] Anon 3008661 how do you get past the gears?
>> [_] Anon 3008662 >># Which ones in particular? Generally just use .5 speed and make your jumps good.
>> [_] Anon 3008663 >># you can jump on the slants
>> [_] Anon 3008670 >># It kind of bullshit how, barring the rope bridge near the tank, your character can't walk up any slope greater than perfectly flat.
>> [_] Anon 3008674 >># Dead (Like five seconds of angry collision physics noises as the screen slowly fades)
>> [_] Anon 3008676 >># >forgetting the slowdown due to the blood effects being spammed
>> [_] Anon 3008681 >># On one of the parts it is pretty useful to know that only your torso and head can take damage.
>> [_] Anon 3008701 I just wish the center of balance on this bouncy-ass ragdoll was anywhere else but his fucking feet. Too many times I would flop onto something wholly, only for the drunken bastard to spring up to attention and momentum himself right off again.
>> [_] Anon 3008704 Immediately got my arm stuck in the elevator door and my leg clipped through the elevator floor and I got obliterated
>> [_] Anon 3008708 >># Just finished it, NEVER AGAIN.
>> [_] Anon 3008712 >># http://imgur.com/pIqtkwN Fuck you
>> [_] Anon 3008736 I beat this ages ago.

File: dead drunk 1.5.swf-(1.84 MB, 400x200, Game)
[_] Ma Ma Ma Ma Anon 2500889 hint: Ctrl You're welcome Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2500894 how do i mute
>> [_] Anon 2500896 >># this song is good though
>> [_] Anon 2500932 can't get past those fucking gears
>> [_] Anon 2500968 It might be better if your guy didn't fucking freak out and launch himself into shit after he wakes up.
>> [_] Anon 2501023 >># fuck that shit, it's impossible.
>> [_] Anon 2501035 Would be better if I didn't have to listen to one of the least talented artists in the music industry while I played it.
>> [_] Anon 2501048 >># That doesn't matter, after it repeats nine billion fucking times you want to mute it
>> [_] Anon 2501060 Beat it. Trick to the game is playing at 0.5x and learning how his feet swinging effects things. Abuse it.

File: dead drunk 1.5.swf-(1.84 MB, 400x200, Game)
[_] Anon 2271702 Ctrl
>> [_] Anon 2271777 This was a great game.
>> [_] Anon 2271799 >># it gets less and less fun as it gets more complicated.
>> [_] Anon 2271851 >># Fuck that tank.

File: dead drunk 1.5.swf-(1.84 MB, 400x200, Game)
[_] Dead Drunk Anon 2241821 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2241888 this would be a fun game is beer wasn't fucking magnetic and completely fucked you
>> [_] Anon 2241892 >># bump beer
>> [_] Anon 2241904 I finally make it past that piece of shit tank and then those goddamn gears, no checkpoint...
>> [_] Anon 2241906 Hold up and immortality
>> [_] Anon 2241920 I finished it. I hated every minute.
>> [_] Anon 2241922 >># now do all it on x2 shit is loads more frustrating
>> [_] Anon 2242054 Why make a game about something so mundane and everyday? It was fun
>> [_] Anon 2242058 beat it. hated every minute of it.
>> [_] Anon 2242068 Finished it. Loved it.
>> [_] Anon 2242074 >># this waste of life energy
>> [_] Anon 2242078 i deathbugged in the elevator and sprayed so much blood it froze the game 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2242081 >># first time I jumped on the elevator it FLUNG me into the sky at super velocity, nearly halfway across the map

File: dead_drunk_1_5.swf-(1.84 MB, 400x200, Porn)
[_] drunk game Anon 2160543 drunk gaem, can you pass eet Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2160621 GOTY- by far
>> [_] Anon 2160624 This game introduced me to Lady Gaga. and for that, I can never forgive it.
>> [_] Anon 2160626 trying to get past the car with 1 HP is the fucking pits fug, just go around it, man
>> [_] BLAH 2160631 It's about 1:30 in the morning. I've wasted about 4 hours trying to beat this game. I won, goodnight. I guess it's actually good morning, but who cares.
>> [_] Anon 2160633 >># but it was posted only an hour and a half ago. are you from the future?
>> [_] Anon 2160662 ctrl = punch
>> [_] Anon 2160693 FUCK YOU, TANK
>> [_] Anon 2160696 Holy fucking balls I finally beat this game. Holy shit. Also thank you >># I had no idea and the extra momentum is so fucking helpful
>> [_] Anon 2160698 Got to the part with the gears and just fucking quit, too tired of trying to get the fucking finicky bullshit physics to work perfectly
>> [_] Anon 2160701 By far the best game on flash, you should put onto some game site to make sure its never forgotten. 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2160703 wish multiplayer was brought back, even if it was laggy as fuck
>> [_] Anon 2160712 >># fucking this I wish the tard who coded this made the collisions work properly so that my foot doesn't fall through the ledge or my ledge get caught in a tank
>> [_] Anon 2160715 >># THERE WAS MULTIPLAYER FOR THIS!? DEAR GOD THIS MUST HAVE BEEN GLORIOUS
>> [_] Anon 2160719 Po-po-po-poker face.
>> [_] Anon 2160735 Alright, finished it up. Shit, wish I knew about Ctrl when doing it, but it would've probably just confused me. Whooo, I win.
>> [_] Anon 2160746 Ron Paul finally got his drunk ass home!

File: dead_drunk_1_5.swf-(1.84 MB, 400x200, Game)
[_] Anon 2055397
>> [_] Anon 2055407 This is the funniest shit I've ever played
>> [_] Anon 2055408 This is awesome
>> [_] Anon 2055448 How do you get past the gears
>> [_] Anon 2055477 Just beat this game. This is the ending. What a shit game. http://i.imgur.com/uMUXJzL.png
>> [_] Anon 2055521 As a sysadmin, I can confirm this game's accuracy.

File: dead_drunk_1_5.swf-(1.84 MB, Game)
[_] Dead Drunk, Enjoy. Anon 1937364 asdf Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1937387 What are the buttons in the top right for?
>> [_] Anon 1937391 >># The "Restart" and "Menu" are at top right...I assume you mean top left. And they are speed multipliers. Try pressing it and play it.
>> [_] Anon 1937392 lol nice game
>> [_] Anon 1937409 How do you get past the gears after the tank?
>> [_] Anon 1937425 >># How the fuck did you get past the tank
>> [_] Anon 1937449 >># Repetition and luck... I mean that tank is slippier than the greased up deaf guy from family guy. I can only understand it being that slippery if a thoulsand attempts later its covered in his blood and the fucker just slides off
>> [_] Anon 1937498 >># What >># said. After you get past them, you've pretty much beat the game.

File: dead_drunk_1_5.swf-(1.84 MB, Game)
[_] erry weekend Anon 1789641
>> [_] Anon 1789724 *gets to gears checkpoint* I consider that victory; it even took fewer times this try.
>> [_] Anon 1789810 artificial difficulty >100 HP >Balance myself best as possible to land a jump >Still fall over >Repeated unavoidable damage >Instant death Other times I have to make a jump with no momentum because it wont let me walk up a nearly nonexistant slope

File: dead_drunk_1_5.swf-(1.84 MB, Game)
[_] my friday night, revisited Anon 1778740 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1778755 fucking tank.
>> [_] Anon 1778763 fucking car, is so badly designed
>> [_] Anon 1778772 this is the greatest game ever made
>> [_] Anon 1778777 >At the FUCKING TANK part >spawn incorrectly >get flung backward in air due to physics of game >land back at bus >CHECKPOINT REACHED! well, time to stop playing
>> [_] Anon 1778780 Bad design, my dude was stuck bumping his head under the stupid car mirror, unable to get up, going to 1hp then KO, then 1hp, never ending. BS game design, need better physics and better object design, to many things to get snagged on or under and you just sit there not having fun.
>> [_] Anon 1778802 No I can't, no I can't, no I can't play this game - IT HAS NO PLAY CONTROL...
>> [_] Anon 1778804 HOW THE FUCK DO I GET PAST THE TANK?
>> [_] Anon 1778812 i type my name as HAHAHAHA for hilarious effect. xD
>> [_] Anon 1778835 Fuck the tank, I'm past it on the ship with all the spinning gears. This shit is bad for my blood pressure.
>> [_] Anon 1778844 1)Stand still. 2)Press down arrow key repeatedly. 3)Bust out sickest moves you've ever seen.
>> [_] Anon 1778894 Why does he have to lunge after beer bottles? He ends up hurting himself when he fucking throws himself at them and in makes the whole process moot.
>> [_] Anon 1778935 Press shift for party position. Hold shift and tap down to make fred astaire jealous.
>> [_] Anon 1778936 DOIN THE CARLTON DANCE FOR HOURS DO YOU EVEN LIFT?
>> [_] Anon 1778944 >># Yeah, dunno why people are complaining about the tank. That was easy. The gears, however... I go to the part with the tiny enclosed hole (and subsequent section that is SHORTER THAN YOU) before I gave up

File: dead_drunk_1_5.swf-(1.84 MB, Game)
[_] my friday night Anon 1773965 Oh ho I haven't seen this on /f/ in a while, you're welcome.
>> [_] Anon 1774002 this http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=M K6TXMsvgQg
>> [_] Anon 1774004 ffffffuuuu
>> [_] Anon 1774006 this game is fucking awesome, i never laugh out loud but i have already multiple times, thanks
>> [_] Anon 1774015 had endless fun danceing to the music. Thanks!
>> [_] Anon 1774051 That fucking tank part
>> [_] Anon 1774059 jump from a third story building unconcious i shiggy diggy

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[_] [G] Anon 1690762 because /f/ sucks today also requesting pony thread sim 8 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1690765 also mfw i survive a fall from the top floor
>> [_] Anon 1690779 Jesus Christ this game is infuriating. The dumbass will sprint towards a beer, which will actually end up killing you no matter what you do. Even if you just inch towards it he lunges at the fucking thing and kills himself.
>> [_] Anon 1690782 >get head and/or leg caught inside elevator wall every single time ok im done
>> [_] Anon 1690787 This is fucking amazing. There is a strategy to it, it just takes a little while to figure it out. Kind of like trying to walk when you're drunk in Red dead Redemption.
>> [_] Anon 1690806 I'm stuck at the boat.. fucking tank is all slippery and shit
>> [_] Anon 1690817 >># gets better. Get past the tank and you have gears I have no clue how to get past
>> [_] Anon 1690825 I cannot be the only person who likes to make them dance.
>> [_] Anon 1690836 This is one of my most favorie flash games of all time
>> [_] Anon 1690911 >Computer runs BF3 with Ultra High Graphics >Computer runs Skyrim with Perfect FPS >Flash game lags FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
>> [_] Anon 1690940 >># man you can get a Java game to lag Open minecraft Plant 64000 tnt Watch your comp melt down trying to keep up
>> [_] Anon 1690949 Man I fucking hate being on the boat, I'm stuck at the fucking gears. That one goddamn slope, man
>> [_] Anon 1690950 I've been raging at the stupid gear part after the tank for weeks now. Every time I get over the first few bits, something stupid happens and I die.
>> [_] Anon 1690960 This isn't even version 1.8 why would you call it 1.8? This is 1.5. Go to the website for the latest version bros
>> [_] Anon 1690962 I finished. Wasn't really that bad. But making the guy commit suicide in funny ways with my own dialogue made it more bearable :P

File[DEAD DRUNK 1.8.swf] - (1.84 MB)
[_] [G] Worlds most frustrating game Anon 1687014 Simulating what its like to be drunk and wearing rollerskates all over your body good luck getting past the tank Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1687020 HOLY SHIT, THAT'S WHERE I GAVE UP.
>> [_] Anon 1687042 Beat it in ten minutes. Too easy.
>> [_] Anon 1687045 CAN'T READ MY CAN'T READ MY
>> [_] Anon 1687099 >rollerskates all over your body You mean springs. Rollerskates in this would be much easier.
>> [_] Anon 1687107 I wish in order to jump obsticles you didn't have to fucking jump a mile to clear a 2 foot step.
>> [_] Anon 1687117 >multiplayer That must be glorious.
>> [_] Anon 1687124 Has the guy who made this game actually ever been drunk? You don't fucking bounce around like a superball
>> [_] Anon 1687165 The only way to beat this game is to abuse "grab" which the instructions don't even tell you about. When you press Ctrl you thrust your arm out in the last direction (I think) that you were pressing in. The strategy for overcoming the hardest obstacles at the end basically ends up being: 1. Waddle forward with a direction key 2. Stop pressing the direction and press space 3. Mash Ctrl as fast as you can 4. Hope you land in safety while you recover I did end up beating the game, but I have to say it was too short and too hard, and there was no ending aside of "Thanks for playing" Garbage.

File[DEAD DRUNK 1.8.swf] - (1.84 MB)
[_] [G] Anon 1684103 How much "uptime" can you get out of your sysadmin?
>> [_] Anon 1684138 I got stuck in the elevator door. It took 15 seconds to do all the collision calculations before the death auto-restart.
>> [_] Anon 1684148 How the fuck do you get onto the bus? I jump onto it and the game goes LOLNO YOUR FEET SLIDE YOU RUBBERBAND BACKWARDS NOW.
>> [_] Anon 1684151 >># You thought the bus was hard.... wait tell you get to the tank and the spinning sheels of DOOM!
>> [_] Anon 1684153 >># Yeah, I couldn't get past those fucking gears. I started to feel bad for the poor bastard getting ground up like a hamburger time and time again.
>> [_] Anon 1684155 >># Yeah, I worked out that you just need to jump again on the bus. The tank though. If you can even manage to get your feet on top of the tank, jumping again sends you backwards. Unending levels of retard.
>> [_] Anon 1684156 Not to self: Never get drunk on Army duty.
>> [_] Anon 1684158 I became trapped between a box and a car. Clocked myself good and fell unconscious. Every time I woke and stood up, I beaned the side view mirror and knocked myself out again. There I stayed until I bled out.
>> [_] Anon 1684159 Going to .5x seems to help considerably with the ridiculous shit.
>> [_] Anon 1684162 HOW MANY GEARS ARE THERE?! THIS IS THREE FUCKING CHECKPOINTS AND STILL GEARS
>> [_] Anon 1684172 >clear a complex jump >walking toward the next jump for the checkpoint >suddenly go unconscious via my legs and tumble into the gears All right, fuck this. There is just too much retarded to progress. Random retarded is random and invalidates skill.
>> [_] Anon 1684214 yayyyyyy I made it to the end! http://i.imgur.com/RjpWB.png
>> [_] Anon 1684226 need someone to host a server for this so i can go multiplayer.
>> [_] Repost-chan 1684235 >babby's first physics engine. >can't properly implement movements. >wonder why jump sends you backwards >forgot to add friction >Lol I know how to fix it, he's dead_drunk_1.8.swf
>> [_] Anon 1684272 What's up with the secret area? You get there and it just says "secret area :)" and what looks to be four doors in your way. Can you get past those?

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[_] [G] Anon 1645724 VIDYA GAEMS Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1645742 I can confirm with 100% accuracy this is what being drunk is like, except when i do it, there's more Dropkick Murphy's and zero GaGa.
>> [_] amanda's johnny 1645753 this is the one time lady gaga feels right. and man i want multiplayer
>> [_] Anon 1645779 I can confirm with 100% accuracy that beer is indeed that magnetic, and will pull your arm and head through walls, killing you.
>> [_] Anon 1645810 Where the fuck did that tank come from?
>> [_] Anon 1645811 I have never once been drunk on the streets of a big city.....Added to my bucket list.

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[_] [G] RAGE QUIT, Bet you will. Anon 1635638 FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1635642 Best game Ever !
>> [_] Anon 1635655 spent way more time on that game then I should have.
>> [_] Anon 1635656 >throws bottles >tries to make it into elevator >glitches into closing door and dies at about 1 fps
>> [_] Anon 1635664 Beat this game a long time ago Many lols were had
>> [_] Anon 1635669 Hit my bullshit tolerance threshold at the rotating gears.
>> [_] Anon 1635671 fuck battle ships, dat small island between gears
>> [_] Anon 1635675 >get head stuck inside elevator door >super lag and death
>> [_] Anon 1635680 FUCK THOSE GEARS
>> [_] Anon 1635688 You succesfully arrived to home Thanks for playing this SO STUPID game!
>> [_] Anon 1635701 >Press left and right a bunch of times This guy dances better than I can!
>> [_] Anon 1635722 AKA the game with the worst physics in existence.
>> [_] Anon 1635746 The world is hard.
>> [_] Anon 1635781 huh, its super slow for me. ah well

File[dead drunk 1.5.swf] - (1.84 MB)
[_] [G]   Anon 1591432 >that fucking song Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1591449 I CAN'T GET PAST THE FUCKING TANK
>> [_] Anon 1591469 Finished it
>> [_] Anon 1591474 >># You DON'T get past the tank part. That's where you rage quit.
>> [_] Anon 1591494 I don't know why, but Poker Face just works really well with this game. Hilarious as always!
>> [_] Anon 1591496 omg i lol'd so hard trying to make the dude dance to the music in 2x.
>> [_] Anon 1591521 Finally got home. Goddamn do your legs like to phase through reality. So, how long before you all just muted everything?
>> [_] Anon 1591540 I like the song, but the tank is a bitch
>> [_] Anon 1591544 I made it as far as the gears and then my computer rebooted. brb, starting over
>> [_] Anon 1591555 >Not using shift to help you land on your feet
>> [_] Anon 1591559 I love jumping forward and somehow throwing myself backwards at a 45 degree angle. Fucking ragdoll games.
>> [_] Anon 1591564 >># my god, I never knew that. After all this time. I CAN MAKE HIM DANCE SO MUCH MORE NOW
>> [_] Anon 1591570 I won... 3 hours later.
>> [_] Anon 1591571 The Only Reason It's Hard Is Because EVERYTHING Knocks You Backwards But Never Forward: The Game
>> [_] writer !sYNwdRFjC6 1591572 AJ ♥ also, twilight has a singing voice and a half
>> [_] Anon 1591577 >># what the fuck are you on about? wrong flash buddy?
>> [_] Anon 1591606 I'm so glad I played this "SO STUPID" game
>> [_] Anon 1591610 Some parts in this game are pretty fucking stupid considers how gay the physics are.
>> [_] Anon 1591622 Oh god. >unconscious under bus >regain consciousness and hit head >repeat
>> [_] Anon 1591624 Alright I beat it finally i got past everything. You finally go up a moving platform then to your house. Fucking terrible, I wasted so much time. No game has made me want to break my computer like this one has.
>> [_] Anon 1591629 >># Same, I just beat it and I will never play it again. The tank, the gears, the shitty physics, etc just made me want to flip the fuck out.
>> [_] Anon 1591630 >># If something in this game looks easy, it's fucking impossible.

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[_] [G] Anon 1531563 games ftw

File[dead drunk 1.5.swf] - (1.84 MB)
[_] [G] it's game time Anon 1500142 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1500161 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUuUUUUUuuuUuUUU
>> [_] Anon 1500182 Holy shit. Could do with some more music though.
>> [_] Anon 1500204 oh god I got my head stuck inside a pole
>> [_] Anon 1500211 Impossible after the bus
>> [_] Anon 1500219 Can't get past the tank
>> [_] Anon 1500220 >># http://i53.tinypic.com/xpt4c9.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1500221 >># This. Once you get past that damn tank there's fucking GEARS. How do you do this shit?
>> [_] Anon 1500222 >music by lady gaga Closed.
>> [_] Anon 1500224 There are "Lets Play"s to this game.
>> [_] Anon 1500225 oh my god. I just found out that pressing Ctrl makes you punch :O
>> [_] Anon 1500234 OH MY GOD. This game is AWESOME
>> [_] Anon 1500236 Press or hold shift to lift your arms, you can do this and jump with the right timing to jump higher and farther. Also, this your home at the end. http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/7025/ endn.jpg It's an older screenshot cuz I don't have the patience to beat it again.
>> [_] Anon 1500237 Whoever made this is a rere
>> [_] Anon 1500246 I'm humping the Tank's gun atm because I'm stuck there.
>> [_] Anon 1500251 >># again Nevermind, beat it again. Here's a current screenshot. http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/443/p pppokerface.png You really need to hold shift, when your arms are held up and not swinging all over the place you are more stable.
>> [_] Anon 1500308 Jesus I did a super jump (Shift) front flipped over the jump landed on my feet and kept walking. Thats... awesome.
>> [_] Anon 1500334 shit, I beat the game with only space. had no clue about shift controlling the arms. regardless, pretty fun
>> [_] Anon 1500335 Dude, it's Corey Taylor. Think about it. Drunk, uncoordinated, dead-end career, disproportionately large amount of neck.
>> [_] Anon 1500360 >># It's purely for trolling purposes. You rage more heartily with Gaga playing in the background of your many failures.

File[dead_20drunk_201.5.swf] - (1.84 MB)
[_] [G] Anon 1382985 Can't read my poker face.
>> [_] Anon 1382994 Got to the tank, fought with it for a while, then saw the gears after it, with no checkpoint. Didn't feel like beating that damn tank again.
>> [_] Anon 1382995 The tank is FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>> [_] Anon 1382997 >># Awww come on
>> [_] Anon 1383000 >># Woot just beat the tank; there's a checkpoint after the first gears
>> [_] Anon 1383003 >># After the first gears THEN it gets bad. Fuck all these gears and slopes
>> [_] Anon 1383019 yeah im at the gears and slopes to.....hard as fuck
>> [_] Special Agent Dale !CoOperRA66 1383025 fuck this game
>> [_] Anon 1383048 How on earth can you even make the jump over the first gears, that's way too damn high.
>> [_] Anon 1383060 i beat the gears im at the lift
>> [_] Anon 1383064 >># nvm. beat the lift and the house is right after done :3
>> [_] Anon 1383069 I'll take "Terribly Made Games" for 500, Alex.
>> [_] Anon 1383091 Got to the stairs above the 4 gears. With 21 health, it's impossible. I give up.
>> [_] Anon 1383099 You successfully arrived to home! Thanks for playing this SO STUPID game! Bout fucking time. This game has irritated me for about a year now and I managed to beat it through sheer luck.

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[_] [G] P p p poker p p p poker face Anon 1372593 Na na na na Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1372601 P p p pokerface f f f fuck her face
>> [_] Anon 1372738 Jesus fuck is the tank even possible to get over?
>> [_] Anon 1372769 best game ever so resembling.
>> [_] Anon 1372874 magnetic beer arms
>> [_] Anon 1372879 >># yah. but then you have to cross these gears and that shit is impossible
>> [_] Anon 1372889 On the gears now, SHIT'S GOIN DOWN
>> [_] Anon 1372892 Playing this game about a year ago was the first time I heard this song. I had no idea it was going to be this huge.
>> [_] Anon 1372893 GEARS CONQUERED. Wait wut, moving belt, here we go.
>> [_] Anon 1372895 GIMME THAT BEER

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[_] [G] ¬_¬ Anon 1325812 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1325822 Sorry, this game fucking sucks.
>> [_] Anon 1325834 All of my hate.
>> [_] Anon 1325836 fucking laggy sack of shit game lol
>> [_] Anon 1325858 FUCK THIS GEAR JUMP JESUS CHRIST HNNNGH
>> [_] Anon 1325885 the trick is to change the time setting. that's how i beat it.
>> [_] Anon 1325894 protip: keep presed up key ALWAYS by this his head is always pointing up an he doesn't fall on it.
>> [_] Anon 1325898 Piece of shit game. You flap FUCKING EVERYWHERE regardless of what you do.
>> [_] Anon 1325899 Got my head stuck in the elevator -_-
>> [_] Anon 1325903 hold Lshift
>> [_] Anon 1325917 ah god every time this is posted I never get anywhere but I always have to try a few times til I get frustrated and quit fuck you anon
>> [_] Raving Raven 1325925 I don't want to be a troll to some but... GODDAMN YOU LADY FAGA YOU ARE THE MOST GOD AWFUL "musician" IN THE MUSIC BIZ, yes you are hot, sexy & yah-da yah-da yah-da & in between BUT YOUR MUSIC SUCKS....... again I'm sorry if I'm trolling in anyways
>> [_] Anon 1325929 I CAN'T GET PAST THIS FUCKING CAR
>> [_] Anon 1325931 THOSE GEARS
>> [_] Anon 1325943 holy shit i finally beat it
>> [_] Anon 1325962 only reason i ever post this is to see everyone rage
>> [_] Anon 1325968 You successfully arrived to home Thanks for playing this SO STUPID game! See even the game agrees... Holding Up and Lshifting to counter the flailing worked like a charm
>> [_] Anon 1325988 Jeeeus, after the tank, these fucking gears keep killing me ALL THE TIME. Fuck.
>> [_] Anon 1325994 >># Never mind what I said, I finally beat this fucking thing. Home sweet home. What a moron living there.
>> [_] Anon 1325998 PA PA PA POKER FACE PA PA POKER FACE UH UH UH HUH PA PA PA POKER FACE PA PA POKER FACE UH UH UH HUH
>> [_] Anon 1326022 This game is easy as hell, anyone saying it sucks just can't into games.
>> [_] Anon 1326025 Wow, didn't know about the Lshift before. Passed easily with it, earlier I couldn't get past the first gears.

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[_] [G] Dead Drunk Anon 1299514 Post more games. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1299534 Nice! Maybe the next one can take place on Earth.
>> [_] Anon 1299547 Dayyyyymn, white men can't jump.
>> [_] Magic Fridge 1299549 PUH-PUH-PUH-PUH-POKAH-FACEE
>> [_] Mr. B !jTwseny72A 1299567 Frustration: The Game.
>> [_] Anon 1299568 Is it me or does this version FUCKING SUCK HARD? I can remember this game used to actually be decent, what the fuck happened?
>> [_] Anon 1299570 >># he's black, idiot.
>> [_] Anon 1299577 i can't get past the fucking grinder fuuuuck
>> [_] Anon 1299589 I wanna hold him like they do in Texas city hold him let him hit me raise his baby stay with me (I love it) luck and intuition play the cards from spades to start and after he's been hooked I'll play the one on his heart I'll get him high, show him what a guy I'll get him high, show him what a guy
>> [_] Anon 1299605 yeah, maybe fix that thing where you end up at a checkpoint with 1hp, faced with unavoidable injury...
>> [_] Anon 1299646 fu fu fu fuck her face, fu fu fuck her face. thats what i kept hearing
>> [_] FoxX !!9y4w1fXy9JL 1299700 Beat it, but this guy did not test his game for shit. It's like stearing a slippery retard on a high wire. (And i'm not talking about how he moves while he's drunk, rather he cant go up slight slants)

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[_] [G] Updated version Anon 1292086 Other guy was a faget Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1292152 lulz,
>> [_] Anon 1292176 fuck, I'm stuck under the tank
>> [_] Anon 1292189 I can't get over those fucking gears. Where the hell is this guy going anyway? I mooshed the window and it ends at the front of the battleship. Does he live in the fucking ocean?
>> [_] Anon 1292192 This is why games like Superman 64 are allowed to be made.
>> [_] Synonymous !SYNONymDuY 1292208 Finally beat it. http://i48.tinypic.com/35mpeme.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1292228 Try pressing ctrl for epic drunken lunges.
>> [_] Anon 1292248 ffffffffffffff I have spaces enabled.