File[openingautomaticdoorlocks.swf] - (7.63 MB)
[_] [L] bringing back new content R 1307914 and if you upload new shit, make sure it is at least good or useful... Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1307915 >># LMFAO
>> [_] R 1307916 ha ha bitch
>> [_] Anon 1307919 What the hell...
>> [_] Anon 1307920 >># it works, you should try it
>> [_] Anon 1307925 Because this is definitely not so old it got disproved on fuckin' mythbusters.
>> [_] Anon 1307927 Mythbusted. Plus we're expected to have good faith that she's not using her keys in the background.
>> [_] Anon 1307928 HURR LET'S MAKE THE OPPOSITE OF A KEY AND PUSH IT UP AGAINST A LOCK, THAT'LL WORK
>> [_] R 1307932 new enough not to have seen the asshole of the internet yet.
>> [_] Anon 1307938 >># I remember seeing this THREE FUCKING YEARS AGO... plz gtfo.
>> [_] R 1307942 >># Fuck you, if you want to bitch and moan then upload something new yourself you lazy bastard.
>> [_] Anon 1307959 >># No U, don't say "bringing back new content" when all you did was post a three-plus year old video clip. You still need to gtfo though, your faggotry on this board is overwhelming.
>> [_] R 1307967 Fuck you. At least I am trying, bitch.
>> [_] Anon 1307978 big lulz at op. not new, not good, not useful. man you're lucky you are Anonymous. no wait, you're a namefag? ahahaha
>> [_] R 1307981 Well it sure worked when I tried it so fuck you, and it does not look like you are dong any better. And even if I was not anonymous you would not do shit you dumb motherfucker.
>> [_] Anon 1307983 >># I'd order you a pizza party to celebrate your coming out of the closet.
>> [_] R 1307992 >># Man fuck you, If this is all you can do, just bitch and moan, and you won't even try to upload anything unseen before on /f/, you are one pathetic little bitch. That's all you can do, just hurl insults because you are one impotent motherfucker.
>> [_] Anon 1307998 >># There's your problem, you think new content means not seen on /f/ before. You don't give a shit about quality, or even if the content is older than you are, as long as no one has seen it on this board, it's fucking awesome. If I wanted to post something /f/ has never seen before, I'd comb jewgrounds for old flashes that only have 200 or so views. So please, for your sake, stop namefagging and try to find something that's actually good.
>> [_] R 1308005 >># HAHAHA, for MY SAKE?NEWGROUNDS?AWESOME? I never said anything was awesome, I just trying to upload shit I thought was cool. And the web is not older than me, maybe you, you stupidshit cocksucker, but not me. And if you want to threaten me DO IT FAGGOT
>> [_] Anon 1308009 >># http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIpIAX78g ig
>> [_] Anon 1308011 >># Please actually read >># then stfu.
>> [_] Anon 1308012 Butthurt faggots arguing... AHAHAHAHAHA...
>> [_] R 1308014 >># I read it you dumbfuck, And if you are going to tell me that reposts of gay shit and bad drawings are better than what I am trying to upload then fuck you.
>> [_] Anon 1308018 >># >reposts of gay shit This looks familiar...
>> [_] R 1308019 >># I aint butthurt, you maggot, hatred is my natural state.
>> [_] R 1308020 >># There is nothing gay about a girl teaching you how to open closed cars
>> [_] Anon 1308025 >># >girl >teaching you about cars That just reeks of homosexuality, you faggot. PROTIP: This shit doesn't work; use a goddamn coat hanger.
>> [_] Anon 1308027 >># ...except when said video is over three years old and the bitch doesn't get naked.
>> [_] R 1308031 >># You should know, Fucking homophobe that you are you just yell homo when something does not suit your fucking interest, but deep inside you are the fucking homo. Fuck you, and it does work on automatic car door locks, and the coat hanger is already basic shit. >># That still does not make it gay, and if you got a problem , upload some naked babes yourself.
>> [_] Anon 1308032 >># How old are you, summerfag?
>> [_] Anon 1308033 >># You're trying too hard.
>> [_] Anon 1308034 >># Sure is MAXIMUM BUTTHURT in here.
>> [_] Anon 1308038 >># >># >># Holy shit Triple Tech lol
>> [_] R 1308041 >># >># >># You sound like a goddamn broken record, I'm 19, I am here all year round usually, and I ain't butthurt I am naturally angry, specially when shitbags like you line the earth. So fuck you, you can go eat a dick, dumbass.
>> [_] Anon 1308042 >># Perhaps 4chan is not the place for you. Throwing insults back at anonymous is as good as trying to punch through a bunker with a toothpick.
>> [_] Anon 1308043 >># Naturally butthurt?
>> [_] R 1308046 >># Better than sitting there taking his shit letting him piss all over any goddamn efforts >># Broken record
>> [_] Anon 1308047 >># Cry some more, kid. I shall line the epidermis of your mother with these tears of yours.
>> [_] Anon 1308048 >># His? You think all those were by one poster. GTFO clueless newfag.
>> [_] Anon 1308050 >># If you're 19, the internet is older than you. God.
>> [_] Anon 1308052 Oh look, I have a blue name with sage in it, I MUST be the same poster. I mean, I'm not, but hey I'll take credit for it all.
>> [_] Anon 1308054 >># Instead of "taking his shit" all you are doing is feeding the trolls. That's what anonymous does when they click on something you post and take -your- shit. They give it right back. Whining about it makes anonymous' dick hard. Meaning, we can't lose. Your best strategy is to either stop replying to us or go post something we applaud you for, and thusly you save face. Best of luck, anonymous can be picky.
>> [_] shitty namefag 1308055 >># There are no namefags we applaud here at /f/. All are shit. Try /v/ or /a/.
>> [_] Anon 1308058 >># I realize that we haven't seen a good one yet, but that doesn't mean it can't possibly happen.
>> [_] R 1308059 >># very funny troll >># For lack of a better term to describe a shitbag like you and him. >># And of course you have been using the internet since it came into creation right? I mean the useful internet as of the time people have mass awareness of it and fuck your god, and that goddamn video is not as old as the internet you stupid shit. >># Like it means anything, maggot.
>> [_] R 1308063 >># Hell no, If you are telling me to back off to anon's stupid shit, then fuck off. I fed no shit to anyone, and no one has to watch what I post. It is not like I am fucking making you eat shit. >># And you fuckers are whiny little bitches.
>> [_] Anon 1308065 >># Maggot? MAGGOT? How dare you call me that name. Of all the names you could have called me, you use the one that I hate the most. I shall never be the same again.
>> [_] shitty /f/lashes 1308067 >># Why, thank you. :3
>> [_] R 1308068 >># hahahahahahahaha
>> [_] Anon 1308069 >># I am telling you that you are fighting a battle that you cannot possibly win. ITT: Internet Tough Guy. He was born angry, and requires copious amounts of anger management.
>> [_] Anon 1308074 >># You must have the Assburgers. Here's a recap even you will understand: 1. You're a namefag, but not a tripfag. This means that you want to be e-famous, but don't want to be called on it. 2. You have no idea what is good content, so you post old shit that people might have found mildly entertaining. Unfortunately for you, those people were retards, much like yourself. 3. If this is some kind of trolling attempt, you are trying way too hard. Regardless, just get out. You are not welcome here.
>> [_] R 1308077 >># I don't really give a fuck, but I will tell you, I would not let any motherfucker talk to me like that in real life, even if he was twice my size. But hey I am talking to a wall right?
>> [_] Anon 1308085 >># >IM POASTING ORIGINAL CONTENT!!! SUCK MY DICK!! See, this is 4chan. Every day is repost day. And that's the way we like it.
>> [_] R 1308093 >># Fuck you, I told you I don't give a fuck, and fuck your e-fame too, I just wanted to post something that had not been reposted over and over. I have been posting many videos in case whiny bitches like you did not like it, they would eventually find something they would think is interesting.
>> [_] Anon 1308096 >># >Still mad Hahaha_OhWow.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1308099 >># What you're doing is called "spamming". Also all the videos you're posting are old, not new. You are doing it wrong.
>> [_] R 1308102 >># I can do this all day, you scared little shitbags.
>> [_] Anon 1308104 >># Art thou vexed by our persistance?
>> [_] Anon 1308106 >># Well, bring it on. Your resistance only makes my Penis harder.
>> [_] R 1308107 I am not posting flame bait, I am not posting Spam links, I am attempting to post videos other people have not seen. If you have seen it, then go do whatever you want and fuck off, but you are not going to tell me all of what I post has been seen by everyone on /f/ because you are no one to say so.
>> [_] Anon 1308111 >># Delicious butthurt tears. Do you watch anime and cry too?
>> [_] Anon 1308112 >># See, this is the part you're not getting: what you are posting *sucks* and whether or not we've seen it before doesn't excuse the fact that it blows ass.
>> [_] R 1308113 >># Thou art one saucy knave, that dost would be fitting of none but the hilt of my sword. >># you started it bitch
>> [_] R 1308114 ITT:everyone becomes R and starts being butthurt FUCK YOU GUYS. MY FLASH IS GOOD EVEN THO I ONLY HAVE ONE NUT TROLOLOLOLOLOL
>> [_] R 1308116 >># FUCK YOU IF YOU THINK THAT IS GOING TO OFFEND ME
>> [_] R 1308117 >># HEY FAGGOT DONT TAKE MY NAME AUGH YOU ARE SO LAME!
>> [_] R 1308119 >># >># Fuck you, keep it up. Under your mask of anonymity you are nothing but scared human waste.
>> [_] Anon 1308120 >># at least i don't use caps lock to sound oaggresive. go fucking die
>> [_] R 1308121 >># If that's what you truly think, then you really shouldn't be here.
>> [_] R 1308124 >># You forgot your "R"
>> [_] R 1308125 >># >># >># hahaha you guys trying to take my name to me mad lol
>> [_] R 1308128 >># Stop impersonating me. I'm the real R because I use noko every time I post even though it's been broken for years.
>> [_] Anon 1308129 Come to think of it, this thread exudes homosexuality. No wonder there is a faggot OP and trolls in this thread.
>> [_] R 1308132 you guys think are funny i am so dissapointed
>> [_] Anon 1308134 I wish mods would just delete this troll's thread. Well, he wasn't intending to troll until he got pissed off... idiot...
>> [_] R 1308135 >># disappointed so am i funny are think guys you
>> [_] R 1308137 FATHER, I AM HOMOSEX.
>> [_] R 1308138 I hate you, anonymous, because you say hateful things. I will stand up for myself before the hordes of nameless and faceless foes! It is because they are nameless and faceless that I alone can win! They are afraid of me and my name! (Or everyone else just doesn't give a shit if they are recognized or not and just want to enjoy the board in anonymity).
>> [_] R 1308139 >># >># >># >># >># >># Fucking dumbasses, keep it up, just waste your time and the noko thing is from firefox, so quit your bitching elitist nitpicking whining puckering butthurt assholes.
>> [_] R 1308141 hahahaha anonymous i win
>> [_] R 1308142 >># Bawww much?
>> [_] Anon 1308144 >># There are no mods for /f/. There is so much shitty reposts here that mods will rather kill themselves than monitor this board. Even moot doesn't care about /f/. It took weeks to fix the file-size limit last time it went out of whack.
>> [_] R 1308145 fuck you guys. at least i know i am the real one and you cant do anything to deny that
>> [_] R 1308149 >># I'm the real one HAHA INTELLECTUAL CHECKMATE!
>> [_] R 1308153 Oh yea who really owns the email meatwad_380@hotmail.com?
>> [_] !IGEMrmvKLI 1308154 To think, if no-one had bothered to reply to this piece of shit troll, this would have 404'd, and he'd be wanking himself into a stupor in a corner somewhere.
>> [_] Rene !WkU96Tibbg 1308155 goddamn this shit is fucking lame
>> [_] Rene !WkU96Tibbg 1308156 This just proves how much you guys fucking suck.
>> [_] R 1308157 >># >># Welcome to a perfect example of trolls feeding a troll. We do not supply the popcorn, but there are plenty of vacant seats. Please, join us. Oh, and please don't feed the troll.
>> [_] R 1308158 >># Actually I would have posted moar videos, I mean, noone here has seen lolipopsucker or CheerleaderWrestling amirite? I was going to post this awesome video I found about raining chocolate until these MAGGOTS started pissing me off.
>> [_] R 1308163 >># >># Hey, your samefag is showing. Also glad to see you've gone full-blown tripfag now.
>> [_] R 1308164 >># You fail at archaicspeak. Funny thing is that you make no sense at all. >that dost would be what? >fitting of none but the hilt of my sword Fuck you, I am neither a pommel nor a blade.
>> [_] Rene !WkU96Tibbg 1308165 Is that really all you weakshit bastards can do? It was so goddamn obvious you would resort to impersonation, and yet you predictable retards did it. You stupid motherfuckers can't even hack me or track me down, can you?
>> [_] Anon 1308170 So fucking delicious!
>> [_] Rene !WkU96Tibbg 1308171 >># I am sure it is you worthless fatty.
>> [_] Anon 1308174 well jamie, id think thats a myth proven plausible that newfags can IN FACT be trolled into beleiving this video, AND reading this in my voice.
>> [_] Anon 1308178 >># Trying too hard.
>> [_] R 1308179 >># Let's see here: Youtube profile: plasmapunk (http://www.youtube.com/user/plasmapunk) Gaia Online profile (lol): plasmapunk (https://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/?u= 8768649) Birthday (From Gaia profile): 09/09/91 Supposedly living at Ajo, AZ
>> [_] Anon 1308180 >># OP Finally delivered!
>> [_] R 1308181 >># Also name is Rene Jimenez
>> [_] Rene !WkU96Tibbg 1308186 >># >># Still fucking lame, I am calling you out to reveal your names, your e-mails, and your personal fucking lives and you are too scared to share it under anonymity.
>> [_] Anon 1308187 >># Trollface.Jpg
>> [_] Anon 1308190 this is the best thread /f/ has ever seen
>> [_] Anon 1308191 >># Fuck Year. Thanx OP. This is both good AND useful. I take back the scorn I had thrown at you earlier.
>> [_] Anon 1308192 >># http://miltownkid.files.wordpress.com/20 08/10/internettoughguy.jpg
>> [_] Rene !WkU96Tibbg 1308194 bwahahahaha you gullible bastards
>> [_] Anon 1308199 >># No u.
>> [_] Anon 1308200 >># Use tripcode explorer if you're serious.
>> [_] Anon 1308204 Bump for the love of god keep this thread up.
>> [_] R 1308205 >># So that's it? That is all you stupid fuckers can do?
>> [_] Anon 1308206 >># CUM SAY THAT TO MAI FAEC!1!!
>> [_] Anon 1308208 >># facepalm.jpg You're doinitrong.
>> [_] Anon 1308209 >109 replies Hey OP, do you buy your troll-feed in bulk?
>> [_] Anon 1308210 Sup guiz, wut's this thread abou- OH GAWD!
>> [_] Rene !WkU96Tibbg 1308211 This is boring.
>> [_] Anon 1308212 >># Did I miss the fun? D:
>> [_] R 1308213 >># It suits you well Rene Jimenez, gaiafag extraordinaire.
>> [_] Anon 1308214 op is a butthurt, flamboyant cock munch that likes to cover himself in shit
>> [_] Anon 1308215 >># 2nd
>> [_] Rene !WkU96Tibbg 1308218 You fuckers never get anything right, ok op here, PROTIP: I live in tempe, and you fucks can't even find my real last name.
>> [_] Anon 1308219 Thanks, now niggas will be stealing my cars
>> [_] Anon 1308220 this thread just keeps on giving lulz, doesn't it fellas?
>> [_] Anon 1308222 >OMG UR TEH ONE TAHT'S GAY, SAY THAT TO MY FACE, FUCKER This is the gist of what I'm getting from OP's posts.
>> [_] R 1308224 Probably not OP, but probably very similar... http://teachers.greenville.k12.sc.us/sit es/psolomon/Shared%20Documents/Rene%20Jim enez.JPG
>> [_] R 1308225 >># Needs to be deported back to Mexico
>> [_] Anon 1308226 >># I lol'd
>> [_] R 1308231 Most likely his Myspace page, set to private. (http://www.myspace.com/hardcorepunkisst illalive)
>> [_] Anon 1308240 >># This guy is deep. As a faggots asshole.
>> [_] R 1308242 /f/ellows! I am R from TEH FUTURE! I bring good news of momentous happenings--after much strife with Anon, the most excellent Rene did indeed post witty and previously unseen videos that made /f/ a happier place for all! All that was needed to turn trolling into win was a simple apology from every Anon on the board--it was a sight to behold, very moving, and brought a single manly tear to my eye. Let us start the Great Apology of Summer 2010, and usher in a new age of OC and lawls!
>> [_] Cats777 !ZMTjkDFhqY 1308251 thread is full of mad
>> [_] Anon 1308252 >># holy shi- that's awesome!
>> [_] R 1308253 >># I am R from the future's past! This R is really Robot R from the future sent back in time to destroy /f/! You must not apologize or else Robot R will kill everyone in 2012 (even me, which is why I'm telling you guys)! It was a mistake to try and make a robot that could take out /f/ and this is the only thing I can do to stop him now!
>> [_] R 1308262 ITS TO LATE.
>> [_] R 1308266 >># STOP! I am Alternative Future R of Robot R's Past R, and I've come back to tell you we made a horrible miscalculation. Robot R's Past R, you succeeded in your mission to stop Robot R, but the disturbance caused the timeline to fork, creating a future world where Rene cloned himself and effectively BANNED ALL ANONYMOUS! The Council of Nine R's has decreed that the post-apologetic world is much preferable, and has sent me back to make sure the alternative future never happens. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, start begging forgiveness now, before it's too late!
>> [_] MadHax !DCHAGqU/Do 1308269 Oh hey, can I get in on this? Holy shit guys look I made a program >># in C++, aren't I cool? I included the source code, but you're all too dumb to understand it, only I'm smart enough to know C++, ha ha ha. I made the swf using SWFTools and Inkscape, 'cause only posers use Flash. Come to think of it, I should make a swf about how cool I am.
>> [_] R 1308270 >># Hmm, that makes sense, I'll go back to my... wait a sec... >The Council of 9 R's >9 R's >clones OH GOD HE'S WITH THE R CLONES!
>> [_] Anon 1308274 >># >C++ >.swf lolwut?
>> [_] Anon 1308277 ITT. butthurt namefags
>> [_] MadHax !DCHAGqU/Do 1308278 >># The C++ program is in a WinRAR'd attachment at the end of the swf. ...er, I mean, of course I made the swf using C++. It's easy if you're as awesome as me. Verily.
>> [_] Synonymous !SYNONymDuY 1308283 Lol, this got over 100 replies just so /f/ could argue w/ a namefag? Protip: MAKE content. That kind of effort is more respectable than digging up old crap from elsewhere.
>> [_] R 1308288 >># Hey, >># >># >># and >># are new content, doesn't that count?
>> [_] Anon 1308294 >># tl;dr
>> [_] R 1308298 >># >Implying tl:dr in an /f/ thread with >140 replies
>> [_] R 1308325 So... yea. Best thread evar, amirite?
>> [_] Anon 1308333 Yes. I lol'd many times.