File: can_your_pet.swf-(1.5 MB, 640x480, Game)
[_] Anon 3416816 >>#
>> [_] DEIMI 3416819 >># this is why we can't have nice things.
>> [_] ta-kun 3416827 >># I wish somebody would hack this and put that chicken hentai from shindow L at the end
>> [_] Anon 3416834 Saw it coming from a mile away, but still smiled when the 'bicycle' flipped over.
>> [_] Anon 3416853 This is the tastiest chicken I ever ate. Thanks Doc.

File: can_your_pet.swf-(1.5 MB, 640x480, Game)
[_] Anon 3151244
>> [_] Anon 3151245 aaaand fuck you nice one
>> [_] Anon 3151259 i remember this shit, no no and no.
>> [_] Anon 3151265 named my pet "she cant" she couldn't
>> [_] Anon 3151275 mine began scarred and dead-eyed.
>> [_] Anon 3151298 It's love that makes them taste good, of course. She went in clean and well-fed. Fuck you.
>> [_] Anon 3151301 This flash is rude
>> [_] Anon 3151308 >># it took me a good five seconds to realize what was happening and the only way to respond was flipping off the computer while chuckling to myself 10/10 would incinerate companion cube again
>> [_] Anon 3151339 NO
>> [_] Anon 3151340 >10/10 would incinerate companion cube again Dammit. I had just gotten over that. Thanks for bringing back the feels.
>> [_] Anon 3151377 Oh, it's a statement not a question.
>> [_] Former Ryder Club Vice President !T/nuP8UdCs 3151387 >># This has PETA all over it.
>> [_] Anon 3151398 Nope. I remember what happened to Alex Smith the first time I played this game.

File: can-your-pet.swf-(1.5 MB, 640x480, Game)
[_] Anon 2985361 QUIT POSTING YOUTUBE VIDEOS Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2985365 http://imgur.com/hVFp3BX Needs a mute button.
>> [_] Anon 2985397 >># Show a link to the good ending, not the one everyone always gets.
>> [_] Anon 2985461 10/10 did not see coming
>> [_] Anon 2985551 >># >QUIT POSTING YOUTUBE VIDEOS sure lets post shitty reposts of shitty reposts?
>> [_] Anon 2985555 >># Stop posting shitty YT rips faggot.

File: can_your_pet.swf-(1.5 MB, 640x480, Game)
[_] Anon 2984078 Since I never ever see this posted
>> [_] Anon 2984081 you can make hitler in this 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2984083 That was unexpected finale.
>> [_] Anon 2984084 >>#
>> [_] Anon 2984085 http://i.imgur.com/0DKgfDY.png
>> [_] Anon 2984086 >># In loving memory of Squibbles. You giblets will never be forgotten.
>> [_] Anon 2984087 >># http://i.imgur.com/GqB7Jkb.gif
>> [_] Anon 2984089 you fucking piece of garbage fuck you
>> [_] Anon 2984090 >># Oh what, Anon-kun, do you crave our McNuggies? http://i.imgur.com/JNVkGc2.png It's fun for the whole family!
>> [_] Anon 2984103 Is there anyway to get that 5th controller looking button to work?
>> [_] Anon 2984107 That was suprising, which is rare for me. I clapped in applause. good job.
>> [_] Anon 2984109 >># I wasn't surprised at all. In fact, I knew it was going to be one of those shock things right from the get go. It's that "trying to look genuine but not quite" style characteristic of these things. Then the customisation menu that allows some basic personalisation, yet not enough for a serious project.
>> [_] Anon 2984124 My poor Fast Food
>> [_] Anon 2984125 >># You're asking an awful lot from a flash that's older than dirt. Trust me, this is much better than a lot of its contemporaries, even the ones that weren't "one of those shock things"
>> [_] Anon 2984128 >># no that was pretty fucking obvious, there's a fucking mixer on the right
>> [_] Anon 2984133 >># You mean the button that looks just like a trophy?
>> [_] Anon 2984136 >all these people who have never seen one of the most popular /f/lashes over the past 2 years I knew it. /f/ is done for.
>> [_] Anon 2984142 >># Maybe I'm just subconsciously remembering it, but it's half-done in a very specific way. A normal kind of pet game would have an instruction page, and wouldn't really rush you through it so fast, hell, it wouldn't give you the choice of just a chicken.
>> [_] Anon 2984149 Poor Franku he didn't ask for this kind of life
>> [_] Anon 2984151 the chicken keeps walking off screen
>> [_] Anon 2984152 >># >2 years please i saved this flash five years ago and it was old then
>> [_] Anon 2984157 Little Herpes! Noooo!
>> [_] Anon 2984162 >># Are you joking? What about the one where you hand out candy to kids on Halloween, but aren't supposed to give them the black licorice?
>> [_] Anon 2984163 >can't even turn off the annoying music Yeah, this was sorta obvious now that I look at it.
>> [_] Anon 2984166 https://youtu.be/AVIFRcTbpg8?list=FLRSdD 8HEv3-aWA0Sf43Vdug
>> [_] Anon 2984176 >># >I, of course, knew that it was a ruse from the get-go. You see, by carefully analyzing the flash I could tell, with my vast knowlege on the subject, that this was no genuine article. Yes, sir. By the time the "twist" came around I had prepared some popcorn and I was ready.
>> [_] Anon 2984185 >># You forgot the bit where I put my 3D glasses on.

File: can_your_pet.swf-(1.5 MB, 640x480, Game)
[_] yayyyy Anon 2854149
>> [_] Anon 2854155 HEY FUCK YOU MAN
>> [_] Anon 2854159 i know how this ends...
>> [_] Anon 2854161 Okay, I started playing this and got my pet to full heart just to see if I can play vidya, and I couldn't. I was so fucking appalled that I immediately sent my pet to its death. You see what you fucking did PETA? YOU DIDN'T FUCKING LET ME PLAY VIDYA SO NOW MY PET IS FUCKING DEAD. FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHIT GAME
>> [_] Anon 2854193 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ee6_13913 10852 this is what male privilege looks like
>> [_] Anon 2854203 so wtf i dont even get extra chikn if i have that fuckers fat meter full when he is kill? .9/10 thursgay shit is better than this
>> [_] Anon 2854207 sauce for song at the end?
>> [_] Anon 2854269 >># My problem is that I made an effort to keep my meat healthy, happy and clean and they it got butchered into canned meat? Fucking waste, that was premium chicken.

File: can_your_pet.swf-(1.5 MB, 640x480, Game)
[_] kawaii Anon 2832462 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2832524 Jesus, did not expect that. Now I get it...Can Your Pet.
>> [_] Anon 2832531 bitch walked outside the screen
>> [_] Anon 2832532 Well...That was unexpected
>> [_] Anon 2832533 >># You can click on the bow icon to center the pet again, if you're serious about finishing the game.
>> [_] Anon 2832535 >># Well, my pet "nigger" now is canned. T-Thanks /f/.
>> [_] Anon 2832572 Bitchtits, no!
>> [_] Anon 2832577 rip faget ;_;7
>> [_] Anon 2832584 Hilarious thing is that i've ordered at kfc Nope, i'm not a nigger
>> [_] Anon 2832616 lol I named my one dog food >># you kinda are

File: can_your_pet.swf-(1.5 MB, 640x480, Game)
[_] Anon 2754124

File: can_your_pet.swf-(1.5 MB, 640x480, Game)
[_] so cute Anon 2619341 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2619349 Jesus Christ
>> [_] Anon 2619350 >># ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2619364 >># I lold
>> [_] Anon 2619373 I named mine Dinner
>> [_] Anon 2619380 peta?
>> [_] Anon 2619384 >># Lol, mine was called kfc
>> [_] Anon 2619405 >># How do you unlock the vidyagaems?
>> [_] Anon 2619473 >># R.I.P. MeatIsMurder!!! You will be missed
>> [_] Anon 2619474 lil nigga ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2619478 oh god play it agan and look at the new thing
>> [_] Anon 2619483 >># ;__;
>> [_] Anon 2619492 it keeps fucking walking away when I try to shower it what the fuck
>> [_] Anon 2619495 Fuck. Mine was meant to look like me. I made him grumpy with glasses and a scarf, and it took me a long time to wash him. I didn't feel bad when he used the bycycle. I must hate myself...
>> [_] Anon 2619500 ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2619501 >># I attract it with food to the left wall of the room
>> [_] Anon 2619511 How do you unlock the other bullshit. I tried 4 times and didn't get shit.
>> [_] Anon 2619531 Bye /v/

File: can_your_pet.swf-(1.5 MB, 640x480, Game)
[_] Anon 2337571
>> [_] Anon 2337586 >5 cans and going strong
>> [_] Anon 2337692 OH NO, I DIDN'T KNOW! I DIDN'T KNOW! I'M SORRRRRRYYYYYY!

File: can_your_pet.swf-(1.5 MB, 640x480, Game)
[_] Can your pet? Anon 2299575
>> [_] Anon 2299596 this reminds me of tamago- ok, I take it back, this is nothing like tamagotchi
>> [_] Anon 2299602 my poor little Nigger... he was so young.
>> [_] Anon 2299610 Dang, I was hopping for some tricky way to slaughter the bugger. OH WELL.
>> [_] Anon 2299617 poor /f/aggot he was so fucking young
>> [_] Anon 2299655 My Penis was sliced in pieces by a sawblade
>> [_] Anon 2299661 /r/ing the name of the song at the end.
>> [_] Anon 2299666 Anonomys received a special prize for witnessing a courier kill!
>> [_] TMZ-19 2299674 My vagina was torn apart by saw blades. Fucker went feet first too.
>> [_] !Yiffy563cc 2299689 My poor sweet AssHat! Now what am I going to fuck?. Now I need to go buy a new piece of meat.
>> [_] BismuthVectoring !FRESHtYylA 2299710 But my nigra was too young to be food yet! Also, someone /r/ing sauce on credits song
>> [_] Anon 2299746 Sound like a newfie song. Someone must know what it's called.
>> [_] Anon 2299757 >># >># >># http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKAPrPLzu nc
>> [_] Anon 2299765 Can_your_pet_stop_the_awful_music
>> [_] Anon 2299766 >># haha, happened to instinctively type in the same name.
>> [_] Anon 2299769 DID YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU LET BOTH BARS REACH ZERO NOTHING HAPPENS
>> [_] Anon 2299803 >># >Filthy casual
>> [_] Anon 2299805 pootie, gone too soon from this world ;-;

File: can_your_pet.swf-(1.5 MB, 640x480, Game)
[_] Anon 2243792 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2243793 I can't fuck it? It has smooth skin.
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2243799 NOOOOOOOOOO TYROOOOOOOOONEE!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 2243801 Can your pet get hit with a brick?
>> [_] Anon 2243808 wait a minute... chickens cant ride bikes... this is a little fishy. I'll just keep feeding and playing ball with my new best pal
>> [_] Anon 2243814 How do you unlock video games, I want a neet chicken
>> [_] Anon 2243839 The bike is a lie!
>> [_] Anon 2243865 Bawk bawk :(
>> [_] Anon 2243877 Rest in peace, Tyler Perry.
>> [_] Anonymuos 2243884 hah, your old chickens show up in canned food in the new chicken's homes.
>> [_] FPSpony 2243886 Lel! Named chicken Nigger, cans of Nigger meat came out at the end.
>> [_] Anon 2243907 >># Get out
>> [_] Anon 2243908 >># >bad humor >lel >implying not everyone here used some form of nigger as chick name T̡͚̦h̴͎͎̤͚è̝̞̖ ̭͉̀͡ć͙̠̘͔̮͙̣͖̕a̵̴̜̖̭͢ͅń̴̜̠̱͜ͅc̷̲̬̤͙͍̝͠ e̡͏̛̘̬̭̥̹r̷̵͉̖̟̲̗ ̵͎̦̮̮̫͎̘͡g̴͓̰͈͘r͖̦ó̡̜̳͈̞̗w̢̭̳͎̦s̨͉̬̼̦̹͠ ̞͉̬
>> [_] Anon 2243916 >># >g̴͓̰͈͘r͖̦ó̡̜̳͈̞̗w̢̭̳͎̦s You're kidding yourself if you don't see 4chan as one of the great internet sources of cancer.

File: can_your_pet.swf-(1.5 MB, 640x480, Game)
[_] Anon 2235827
>> [_] Anon 2235845 this is not good for christmas at all
>> [_] Anon 2235951 2nd time I've seen this here. I was having fun playing it again.
>> [_] Anon 2235952 Lel

File: can_your_pet.swf-(1.5 MB, 640x480, Game)
[_] Can your pet? John Moses Browning 2138409 I called my pet Tyrone >;_;
>> [_] Anon 2138416 reload the page and make a new pet. He/she'll have a friend
>> [_] Anon 2138440 >># i called my chicken mutt that was awsome
>> [_] Anon 2138448 ded ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2138499 I hate this game
>> [_] Anon 2138504 i was in a good mood, too. ugh.

File: can_your_pet.swf-(1.5 MB, 640x480, Game)
[_] Anon 2136823 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2136902 Welp, time to go find some chicken to eat that game was incredibly obnoxious
>> [_] Anon 2136910 >># best ending
>> [_] Anon 2136927 It's so cute, I love this game.
>> [_] Anon 2136933 MY ELIZABETH DIED. WTF
>> [_] Anon 2136959 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2136985 >># My little chicken died, man. Still isn't stopping me from loving those chicken nuggers.

File: can_your_pet.swf-(1.5 MB, 640x480, Game)
[_] Anon 2083485
>> [_] Anon 2083518 　　/　　　　 ヽ 　/　how 　　| 　|　this 　| 　|　 game　 |　 　 　,　-―――-､ 　|　made　 |　　／　　　__　　　 　 ヽ、 　|　 me feel　 ! /´　　　/´ ●　　　 __　 ヽ、 　ヽ　　　　　 / /　　　　 ゝ....ノ　　 /´● 　 ヽ 　　｀ ー―＜　{　　　　　　 r　　　　ゝ- ′　　ヽ ゝ　　　 　 　`ｒ-ｲ＿,)　 　 　 　 | 　　　　　　　／　＼　 　 　 　|r┬ｙ′　　　 　/ 　　　　　 ／　　　　`　､_　　　`ー'　　　 ＿／ 　　　　　l　 　　　　　　　`ー――‐-T´ 　　　 　 |　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　j
>> [_] Anon 2083519 　　/　　　　 ヽ 　/　聞　え　　| 　|　 こ　？　　| 　|　 え　 　 　 |　 　 　,　-―――-､ 　|　 な　何 　 |　　／　　　__　　　 　 ヽ、 　|　 い　？ 　 ! /´　　　/´ ●　　　 __　 ヽ、生の後藤次利氏が♪慟　哭弾かれるらしい？（ゲス顔 　ヽ　　　　　 / /　　　　 ゝ....ノ　　 /´● 　 ヽ 　　｀ ー―＜　{　　　　　　 r　　　　ゝ- ′　　ヽ ゝ　　　 　 　`ｒ-ｲ＿,)　 　 　 　 | 　　　　　　　／　＼　 　 　 　|r┬ｙ′　　　 　/ 　　　　　 ／　　　　`　､_　　　`ー'　　　 ＿／ 　　　　　l　 　　　　　　　`ー――‐-T´ 　　　 　 |　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　j
>> [_] Anon 2083526 what the fuck me and my chicken bonded
>> [_] Anon 2083527 i love naming it tyson
>> [_] Anon 2083536 ohhh no, i ain't falling for it this time
>> [_] Anon 2083545 my poor kirby
>> [_] Anon 2083556 My rokoooooooooooo!!!!! T__T
>> [_] Anon 2083572 I was expecting an H scene...don't play this bad game 0/0 would not fuck again
>> [_] Anon 2083590 POOP NO!!!!!!111
>> [_] Anon 2083621 Who want some fresh nuggets?
>> [_] Anon 2083627 NOOO! MOOOOBS >.<
>> [_] Anon 2083643 i can't

File: can_your_pet.swf-(1.5 MB, 640x480, Game)
[_] Cute chick raising game Anon 2044665 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2044669 Can't say I expected that. 7/10
>> [_] Anon 2044684 Dis shit be kawaii, nigga.
>> [_] Anon 2044685 9000/9000 the best the best the best the best
>> [_] You sick bastard Linus 2044688 Why would someone do something like that! D;;;;
>> [_] Anon 2044699 JIM !!!!!!!! NOOO
>> [_] Anon 2044702 Everything I start to get feelings for in this world seems to die. Oh well.
>> [_] Anon 2044709 Hurr hurr hurr, get it, it says can because you...
>> [_] Anon 2044710 DRINK YOUR WATER BUTT STALLION
>> [_] Anon 2044731 The game has your older pets in cans with their name on it. Pretty cool.
>> [_] Anon 2044737 >Name pet niggers >Everything went better than expected
>> [_] Anon 2044742 nnngghhhFOOOOORRRRRCCHHHHAAANNNNNNN
>> [_] Anon 2044822 I hate you!!
>> [_] Anon 2044828 I remember I stoped playing this shit before it had killed that poor little ball of feathers I thought 4chan had changed, that /f/ had changed many weeks later, when I saw it here again, I decided to play it all through. I cannot believe to this day how foolish I was when I thought that 4chan or /f/ had changed so please /f/, don't you ever change
>> [_] Anon 2044859 THAT WASN'T A BIKE AT AAAALLLLLL!
>> [_] !PARAgon/sU 2044862 I remember what happened to little Alex Smith the last time I played this game.
>> [_] Anon 2044872 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>> [_] Anon 2044876 Fuck you...Why'd you have to kill my Nigglet?
>> [_] Anon 2044882 Tyrone died last time... This time, C.J. died... I loved mah niggas
>> [_] Anon 2044883 Yeah Canned Scootaloos!!

File: can_your_pet.swf-(1.5 MB, Game)
[_] Does your pet have what it takes? Anon 1938238 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1938243 :c
>> [_] SHA512 !h31PSxzpU. 1938245 Best ending ever.
>> [_] Anon 1938249 >># i crie evertim
>> [_] Anon 1938252 Grilling some dericious chicken breasts now.
>> [_] Anon 1938257 That was delightful
>> [_] Anon 1938281 you mother fucker
>> [_] Anon 1938298 it gets better if you reload the flash
>> [_] Anon 1938341 gots me a can of niggers
>> [_] Anon 1938400 i cant be the only one who named it nigger
>> [_] Anon 1938448 I actually called it nigger.... Nice...
>> [_] Anon 1938457 it will scar me for life
>> [_] Anon 1938479 if you reload you get to see your canned pet
>> [_] Anon 1938493 >># >># >># same here
>> [_] Anon 1938563 TRAINING FOR THE FINALS TRAAAAINING FOR THE FINALS TRAAAAAAINING FOR THE FIIIINALS
>> [_] Anon 1938590 >># wtf
>> [_] Anon 1938602 I remembered this flash, so mine got the name dinner.
>> [_] Anon 1938623 Mr. Puffles noooo
>> [_] Anon 1938625 >># oh god this is bad http://gyazo.com/f7db6b34fd2137ede7bab79 76b04cd42.png?1365501627

File: can_your_pet.swf-(1.5 MB, Game)
[_] Can it? Anon 1906531 D: Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1906535 ...F-Fluffy?
>> [_] Anon 1906536 can it what? I NEED you to finish that sentence!
>> [_] Anon 1906537 put it in a can. clever motherfuckers
>> [_] Anon 1906538 so did i win?
>> [_] Anon 1906539 OMG NO DICKINSOOON
>> [_] Anon 1906541 aaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha this is hilarious it actually got me sitting back laughing for a solid minute
>> [_] Anon 1906543 Tyrone was a goddamn motherfucker, but he was my Nigga! I'm somewhat sad
>> [_] Anon 1906544 I loose yet another thing I love. ; ^;
>> [_] Anon 1906549 Pet Name: Asshole Can Asshole?
>> [_] Anon 1906556 niggerlord won't really be missed. He was a bitch to keep hydrated.
>> [_] horny man 1906559 you sick FUCK i was masturbating to that!
>> [_] Anon 1906560 Hahahahaha! This made me hungry to be honest.
>> [_] Anon 1906571 canned DEATH anyone?
>> [_] Anon 1906584 I gladly send more chickens to the bicycle
>> [_] Anon 1906585 i lol'd hard
>> [_] Anon 1906587 EVERYTHING I TOUCH DIEEEEEEEEES!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1906589 >># don't you get it? CAN your pet. as in canned food
>> [_] Anon 1906595 RIP Fagottron you will be missed ;__;7
>> [_] Anon 1906603 IT'S HERPES IN A CAN
>> [_] Anon 1906606 Alex Smith, no! You were the Chiefs' only hope.
>> [_] Anon 1906611 There are some youtube videos of people playing this. And its pretty damn funny.
>> [_] Anon 1906637 10/10
>> [_] Anon 1906660 At least Mimi taste good...We're still together Mimi :(
>> [_] Anon 1906672 NOOOOOOOOOO
>> [_] Anon 1906676 I named mine food, everything kind of worked out
>> [_] Anon 1906678 >># You should have tightened it instead.
>> [_] Anon 1906687 >># www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hsjqXGcu8c
>> [_] Anon 1906695 What's the name of the ending song? I always paly the game to listen it.
>> [_] Anon 1906710 fucking lower the volumes of your flashs faggets
>> [_] Anon 1906714 R.I.P. bitchtits. You will be missed.

File: can_your_pet.swf-(1.5 MB, Game)
[_] Can it? Anon 1870392 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1870427 ohhhh... the bike unlock is so cute :3
>> [_] Anon 1870442 I like it when you take it out with you and you try and teach it to ride the small bike. They should more features like going to parks or something.
>> [_] Anon 1870452 mfw dat bike... so cute that i CRIED
>> [_] Anon 1870456 Fuck you. My little sister played this game and she was not amused after seeing the bike game. Asshole.
>> [_] Anon 1870459 >># But it was sooooo cute. Maybe she just didn't like the appeal of it.
>> [_] Anon 1870460 >># She was shocked after her little baby died. I am not even jocking. I am searching an original version right now, so I can calm her down. I hope you feel good OP.
>> [_] Anon 1870461 >># this is the original
>> [_] Anon 1870462 No, I won't can my pet. also, there's no original. this IS the original
>> [_] Anon 1870468 >># Then the creator of it is an asshole. A mastertroll, but still an asshole.
>> [_] Anon 1870471 >># This was made by PETA to create more vegetarians so that less animals would die. If your mad at anyone, be mad at the extremist fuckers at PETA.
>> [_] Anon 1870472 >># Being mad at peta is not hard. You don't even need an flash like this too hate them.
>> [_] Anon 1870473 I named my chicken McNugget so it all worked out in the end
>> [_] Anon 1870477 end song, aw yeah
>> [_] Anon 1870496 >># What did you name your chicken McNugget?
>> [_] Anon 1870529 is there any way to unlock the vidya/trophy? I tried filling the heart bar all the way up but it didn't do anything.
>> [_] Anon 1870541 STEPHANOOOOOO WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? WHY WOULD YOU KILL HIM?
>> [_] Anon 1870543 >># AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>> [_] Anon 1870545 >># please be troll
>> [_] Anon 1870572 I just played to hear the bike song.
>> [_] Anon 1870583 I planned on eating it anyway.
>> [_] Anon 1870585 >># welcome to 4chan
>> [_] Anon 1870591 good riddance. Fucker would move to the extreme right where I couldn't water/bathe it.

File: can_your_pet.swf-(1.5 MB, Game)
[_] d'awwwww Anon 1852748 youre welcome Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1852757 BUTTHOLE FAIRY, DEAR GOD NO! D:>
>> [_] Anon 1852794 I'm not pressing that ducking bicycle. I won't fall for your tricks.
>> [_] Anon 1852802 I started playing this as a joke to myself. Oh dear god why.
>> [_] faggot 1852827 STEPHANO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOO
>> [_] Anonymouse 1852836 my poor lilnigger oh well send this to PETA let them have a field day
>> [_] Anon 1852848 this is made by peta.....
>> [_] Anon 1852853 WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYY NO YOU SICK FUCK
>> [_] Anon 1852855 oh god...serious lulz were had!
>> [_] Anon 1852861 Why my Lil' Pecker.....why?
>> [_] Anon 1852877 Freedii noooo
>> [_] sage 1852882 they killed asdf fuck you peta and your bicycle of death
>> [_] Anon 1852894 is it possible to unlock the controller? I got everything but that, even did it again and maxed out food/water and sitll nothing I played ball with him for a few clicks to no avail as well
>> [_] Anon 1852919 This made me hungry.
>> [_] Anon 1852929 >># I'm pretty sure it's there just to look more legit.

File: can_your_pet.swf-(1.5 MB, Game)
[_] Happy New Year, /f/!! Anon 1845138 Enjoy!! :) Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1845140 WHAT THE FUCK
>> [_] Anon 1845171 Oh god, I can't tell if this really is hilarious or if it's just because I haven't slept in ages. http://tinypic.com/r/2nthclx/6
>> [_] Anon 1845176 mindblown!
>> [_] Anon 1845203 I love this every time.. Every. Time.
>> [_] Anon 1845246 lmfao omg I fucking hate you! best flash this year.
>> [_] Anon 1845247 jesus h christ, i wish i hadn't selected that icon. it was lovely up until then.
>> [_] Anon 1845272 why
>> [_] Anon 1845275 press 1,2,3,4,5,6 for cheats.
>> [_] The Amazing Cerberus 1845281 Thank you Anon, for providing me with my first big laugh of the new year!
>> [_] Anon 1845303 Fucking turned this game on again after finishing it. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT
>> [_] Anon 1845309 I play this game every time I see it. Good thing I named it "Food" this time.
>> [_] Anon 1845376 well fuck me...
>> [_] Anon 1845395 named it canned chicken

File: canyourpet.swf-(1.5 MB, Game)
[_] EAT THAT SHIT NIGGA niggashit 1795939 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1795948 you bastard you got me
>> [_] Anon 1795958 got me too -_-
>> [_] Anon 1795965 Didn't get me. I knew beforehand. Called her penis.
>> [_] Anon 1795970 how the fuck do I scroll. Niglet keeps going off the screen.
>> [_] Anon 1796001 holy shit didn't see that coming I had the little bastard looking mighty tasty in the end though
>> [_] Anon 1796004 >># click the dressup button
>> [_] Anon 1796005 ELIZABEEEEETH!
>> [_] Anon 1796136 MY NIGGER! YOUR PAYING ME BACK
>> [_] Anon 1796148 Fuck you, I was getting attached to my little chick, Derp. All those terrible feels.
>> [_] Anon 1796156 if you play it again, your last canned pet is there. >thirty cans of NIGGER
>> [_] Anon 1796158 ROCKO ;_;
>> [_] Anon 1796162 >name it nigger >give it srs eyes, bulls jersey and face scar real nigga brigade
>> [_] Anon 1796166 Lol I already saw pewdiepie ay tjis didnt get me :)

File: can_your_pet.swf-(1.5 MB, Game)
[_] Can your pet? Anon 1768794 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1768809 well that was unexpected
>> [_] Anon 1768816 got 3 already
>> [_] Anon 1768846 w-what happened
>> [_] Anon 1768923 bump
>> [_] Anon 1768932 not this again I can't after what hapend to nigger .sr
>> [_] Anon 1768936 WHAT DID YOU DO
>> [_] Anon 1768942 Ha.
>> [_] Anon 1768947 Farewell FAGET, you were too good for this world
>> [_] Anon 1768950 Poor niggerfaggot343...
>> [_] Anon 1768961 NO DUMBASS IT WAS TOO EARLY OH MY GOD WHY DUMBASS WHY IT WAS TOO FUCKING EARLY!!!! GOD DAMMIT DUMBASS I DIDNT KNOW I DIDNT EVEN FUCKING KNOW!

File: can_your_pet.swf-(1.5 MB, Game)
[_] Anon 1753393 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1753406 Well that was unexpected...
>> [_] Anon 1753408 NOOOOOO BUTTZIE I LOVED YOU SO MUCH
>> [_] Anon 1753411 better than a hood
>> [_] Anon 1753472 >># >BUTTZIE I called mine "Butt"
>> [_] Anon 1753482 I named mine Nigglet.
>> [_] Anon 1753485 >Can of Dicks
>> [_] Anon 1753491 NOOOOOOO NIGGER WHYYYY FUCK THIS FAGGISH WORLD OMG SHITTINGDICKNIPPLES FUCKING GOD. You will be missed
>> [_] Anon 1753492 porkroll?! PORKROLL?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1753494 My life will never be the same without Peanfinkle.
>> [_] Anon 1753501 My pet could
>> [_] Anon 1753565 well i called mine "fucking dead" so alls well that ends well!
>> [_] Anon 1753599 Dickbutt was the classiest pet
>> [_] Anon 1753604 Is this really a game made by whiny little misinformed vegans?

File: can_your_pet.swf-(1.5 MB, Game)
[_] Anon 1718454 d'awww
>> [_] Anon 1718467 oh man I was so proud when I was able to finally teach my little chick to ride the bike without falling best game~!
>> [_] Anon 1718476 Great ending open OP. SO MUCH DAWWWW
>> [_] Deregise !JjOmAIyMyM 1718487 Dickinson nooo ;_;
>> [_] Anon 1718492 >># >oh man I was so proud when I was able to finally teach my little chick to ride the bike without falling That sounds sexy >:3
>> [_] Anon 1718498 OHH NOOO GOD WHY!!!!?!?!!? FUCK SHIT NIGGER TITS MY LITTLE GUY IS GONE!!
>> [_] Anon 1718502 >># >># Training for the FINALS Thrrrrrrrow the ball.
>> [_] Anon 1718504 All that fucking work..
>> [_] Anon 1718508 10/10 game. Stuck on how to unlock the vidya, though.
>> [_] Anon 1718532 RobertBaratheon the manliest of chicks, died a good death.
>> [_] Anon 1718556 VANDERBILT, WHY I WILL AVENGE YOU, MY CHILD
>> [_] Anon 1718557 FUCK YOU
>> [_] Anon 1718574 I loved Faggots McGee. He was like the son I never had, but there comes a time in every father's life when he must stop trying to control everything his son does and let him be his own person, and if he wants to learn how to ride a bike when he fully knows just how dangerous it could be, then I'll be damned if I try to stop him.
>> [_] Anon 1718575 SUCCESSFULLY HIDDEN TROLLING
>> [_] Anon 1718578 Wait a minute, fuck you. Just got to where I was feeding it and realized I'd done this shit before. Fuck you.
>> [_] Anon 1718594 This was actually a pretty good game, played for ten minutes before I realized that I was caring more about the digital chicken than I did about my actual pets...
>> [_] Anon 1718609 MY PENIS DIED OH GOD WTF
>> [_] Anon 1718612 I named him after food. It was like I was asking for him to be too fat to ride the bike.
>> [_] Anon 1718619 T_T

File[can_your_pet.swf] - (1.5 MB)
[_] [G] Anon 1688315 I love chicken Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Lungfish !!q8lxYZ+FdGs 1688331 can't tell if PETA or just schadenfreude.
>> [_] Anon 1688336 spoiler: The chicken dies
>> [_] Anon 1688356 I was sarting to create a bound.....
>> [_] Anon 1688409 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q__hnyi_w mY
>> [_] Anon 1688453 NOOOO DICKINSON

File[can_your_pet.swf] - (1.5 MB)
[_] [G] Anon 1681350 /f/ need more games
>> [_] Anon 1681355 MY CHICKEN DIED :d
>> [_] Anon 1681356 R.I.P. Fuckmaster.
>> [_] Anon 1681362 Saw it coming. Did it anyway.
>> [_] Anon 1681363 this game made my girlfriend cry
>> [_] Anon 1681367 that is fucked up
>> [_] Anon 1681368 Now THIS is trolling!
>> [_] Anon 1681370 the companion cube syndrome strikes again
>> [_] Anon 1681377 noooooooo whats his name uuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm figgy nooo figgy now this is high class trolling
>> [_] not-sage 1681381 right click and press play
>> [_] Anon 1681382 I was wondering where the fucked up part of this flash was.
>> [_] Anon 1681390 >Can of Dicks
>> [_] Anon 1681404 ;-; R.I.P. Mothafucka Why you do this, OP?
>> [_] Anon 1681406 I was so entertained with chasing NIGGER around with the showerhead it took me 10 minutes to get the troll ending. Good riddance, nigger.
>> [_] Anon 1681410 In better news, Faggot the swagchick is now dead.
>> [_] Anon 1681414 RIP Kellogg Smacks
>> [_] Anon 1681416 What the fuck
>> [_] Anon 1681447 Fucktits in a can. I'd eat it.
>> [_] Anon 1681470 That end music is catchy.
>> [_] Anon 1681475 >not naming your pet DickMcFaggotson

File[can_your_pet.swf] - (1.5 MB)
[_] [G] A question in comments Anon 1670081 Please help me find video I saw on /f/ like 3 years ago. It's about a pissed man writing an answer to a rude email from his boss. He used punctuation symbols instead of swears and result was rather hilarious. Will pay with lolis or Internetz or whatever you want! Please help! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1670105 Err if it is like a just a voice youtube 'Duke'. He might had done it.
>> [_] Anon 1670117 >># You sir are awesome! Please have 1 Internet with some Russian anime lolis! http://imgur.com/9qyir
>> [_] Anon 1670166 Ohhhhhhhhhh Peta. YOU GOT ME YOU TRICKY BASTARDS.
>> [_] Anon 1670174 The Game
>> [_] Anon 1670182 OH GOD, WHAT IF YOU DONE, MY PAINUS IS DEAD!
>> [_] Anon 1670189 >># Fuck my typos
>> [_] Anon 1670353 AWESOME

File[can_your_pet.swf] - (1.5 MB)
[_] [G] pet training Anon 1655899
>> [_] Anon 1655901 ._.
>> [_] Newfag 1655902 MY GOD THAT WAS AWESOME
>> [_] Anon 1655907 This isn't my bike . . .
>> [_] Anon 1655925 i'm sorry faget i didn't mean to good god i'm sorry ;_;
>> [_] Anon 1655927 LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>> [_] Anon 1655932 The best thing is that it saves all the cans for the future repostings of the flash file. Dicks will always be with me.
>> [_] Anon 1655940 Great, I liked it
>> [_] Anon 1655956 i got it to lvl 99 but then it died of cancer great game thou!
>> [_] Anon 1655957 I fed Penis, I made Penis wet and I let it play with balls. I didn't like what the ending did to my Penis.
>> [_] Anon 1655980 How to unlock vidya and trophy?
>> [_] smiles 1655997 LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL
>> [_] Anon 1656002 I CAME BUKKETS OF LOL XD

File[can_your_pet.swf] - (1.5 MB)
[_] [G] So cute! Anon 1639260 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1639263 I named mine "faggot".
>> [_] Anon 1639266 Yay!! faggot died!!!
>> [_] Anon 1639306 I can't seem to be able to put mine in a blender, this game is shit.
>> [_] Anon 1639314 So fucking awsome!!
>> [_] Anon 1639327 aaaaaaaaaaaahahaha this is worth saving to play later :D
>> [_] Anon 1639342 Mine sure got ground up...
>> [_] Anon 1639358 >Can of Dicks
>> [_] Anon 1639363 this seems like a method of making small children cry
>> [_] Anon 1639364 looks like shit PETA would produce
>> [_] Anon 1639374 WHAT THE FUUUUUCK
>> [_] Anon 1639403 WHY DID FUCKFACE HAVE TO DIE!?!?!/
>> [_] Anon 1639425 Refresh like they tell you.
>> [_] Anon 1639427 >># OH GOD MY SIDES I KNOW ITS SUPPOSED TO BE GOING AGAINST EATING MEAT BUT HOLY SHIT THIS IS HILARIOUS
>> [_] Anon 1639439 lol fucking PETAfags
>> [_] Anon 1639446 Blatant ripoff of a shitty Facebook game.
>> [_] Anon 1639449 Is this supposed to be some vegetarian, anti-meat statement? Because chickens are some of the dumbest animals on the planet and couldn't be more perfectly suited for being food.
>> [_] Anon 1639450 >># Dollars to donuts this has been around longer than said shitty Facebook game, because I have a version of it from years ago.
>> [_] Anon 1639457 >># I really don't care who ripped off who - both are boring.
>> [_] Anon 1639459 Oh god, that was unexpected. Poo died.
>> [_] Anon 1639476 T^T
>> [_] Anon 1639478 named mine niggershitt. ;_;7
>> [_] Anon 1639489 niggy-peep ;^; Also, DAT SONG!

File[can_your_pet.swf] - (1.5 MB)
[_] [G] Anon 1634954 D'awwww- wait WHAT Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1634962 That song...
>> [_] Anon 1634964 i loled
>> [_] Anon 1634968 NOOOOOO BADASS NIGGER!
>> [_] Anon 1634969 wow o__o unexpected, though it shouldnt have been...
>> [_] Anon 1634971 hahah what the fuck this game is awesome
>> [_] Anon 1634991 Oh god lol, damn that was something.
>> [_] Anon 1634995 fuck YES
>> [_] Anon 1634997 NOO GERONIMO NOO
>> [_] Anon 1635001 Tower defence and launch games can eat a dick. This is the reason Flash gaming was invented.
>> [_] http://www.livememe.com 1635011 YEOUUU MOTHER FUCKER.... T^T kill'd my.... you need to die in a bucket and burn in the fires of DAMNATION.
>> [_] Anon 1635017 All that love and time spent just to see him killed... kinda like mass effect 3
>> [_] Anon 1635021 >># Thank you Anon, you saved me some bucks.
>> [_] Anon 1635070 *sniff* Chickoree :(
>> [_] Anon 1635071 This game has an official speed run up on SDA. What. The actual. Fuck.
>> [_] Anon 1635072 Kinda odd that I named my first pet Dead Meat and didn't know what was going to happen. I named the second one Nigger.
>> [_] Anon 1635074 >Not naming your chicken Campbell's
>> [_] Anon 1635096 nooooooo!
>> [_] Anon 1635097 Holy shit.
>> [_] Anon 1635101 >># noooooooo!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1635104 >those korean names at the end
>> [_] Anon 1635107 Named it nigger and then it became nigger food
>> [_] Anon 1635108 i couldn't use the controller for some reason
>> [_] Anon 1635117 Well. There goes Dudebroguy. Shoulda seen it comin', I really should've seen it comin'!
>> [_] Anon 1635130 where can i see the old flashs?
>> [_] Anon 1635134 Niggerbaby is dead i'm going to anhero
>> [_] Anon 1635137 Caned Scootaloo!!! FTW
>> [_] Anon 1635149 Mr. Featherworth no!!! :( damn you anon
>> [_] Anon 1635153 only on 4chan

File[can_your_pet.swf] - (1.5 MB)
[_] [G] Anon 1565771 Gotta love that bicycle Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1565789 That bicycle scene is so cute!
>> [_] Anon 1565791 yep, this is getting emailed to my PETA friends lol
>> [_] Anon 1565799 I wish my canned chicken had "Cocknugget" written on the front of it.
>> [_] Anon 1565832 all my love...
>> [_] Anon 1565836 Mr. Wang brand bicycle cooked canned chicken meat
>> [_] Anon 1565841 Oh those Koreans...
>> [_] Anon 1565861 Fuck you! My poor Boner! I'll never forget you Boner....
>> [_] Anon 1565942 This game has significant replay value.
>> [_] Anon 1565948 my pet sure can!!
>> [_] Anon 1565953 MY CHICKEN!
>> [_] Anon 1565954 >># Yeah, my sentiments exactly. (The first time.)
>> [_] Anon 1565970 I already tried to make him as ridiculous as possible, with kawaii uguu eyes and a mustache, and name him NIGGERFAGGOT(as I name every character in every flash game), so I just wondered why I didn't get the SNES controller before it ended.
>> [_] Anon 1565971 >># Someone, somewhere in that virtual world, will be getting a can of chicken with "NIGGERFAGGOT" plastered across it.
>> [_] Anon 1565973 >># That's the other thing, I haven't eaten chicken in years, but do they really have it in cans?
>> [_] Anon 1565974 >># Yes.
>> [_] Anon 1565975 :o
>> [_] VERY ANGRY MAN 1565976 FUCKING CUNTS, GIVE MY COCKSNIPER BACK.
>> [_] Anon 1566004 Oh no not my chicken, "cocks". Whatever shall I do.
>> [_] Anon 1566007 >># Eat a can of Cocks.
>> [_] Anon 1566022 LOL Am I supposed to feel bad or something?
>> [_] Anon 1566024 >># I think you're supposed to feel sad that your chicken got killed, but we're on 4chan and therefor it's expected that you would find it funny.
>> [_] Anon 1566031 poor jonn...

File[can_your_pet.swf] - (1.5 MB)
[_] [G] Anon 1458746 can your pet... Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1458749 ...Be delicious? Fuck yes.
>> [_] Anon 1458750 fuck yeah! I love pets..I love to eat them more though
>> [_] Anon 1458762 The bicycle exercise part is so kawaii desu.
>> [_] Z32 TT fag 1458763 :(
>> [_] Anon 1458771 I was hoping for a pet-canning sim. =/
>> [_] Anon 1458793 FUCK THE ENDING IS CREEPY AS SHIT.
>> [_] Number Cruncher 1458829 4 hours for THAT?!
>> [_] Anon 1458830 that was one of the most masterfully implemented trolls ive ever seen
>> [_] Anon 1458838 /r/ing sauce of ending song
>> [_] Anoynmous !tsGpSwX8mo 1458839 >># It takes like 4 mins.
>> [_] Anon 1458843 Hoooly shiiiii..... I was not expecting that at all hahahaha
>> [_] Anon 1458861 Aww fuck I can't believe you've done this.
>> [_] Anon 1458872 I knew what would happen, but I figured the very last icon on the far right would be the ending. The bike part just came out of nowhere.
>> [_] Anon 1458882 That actually ended up how I expected.
>> [_] Anon 1458883 >># actually was not expecting

File[can-your-pet.swf] - (1.5 MB)
[_] [G] Can your pet? Anon 1434452 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1434467 i must say i wasnt expecting that.
>> [_] Anon 1434473 lol
>> [_] Anon 1434474 D':
>> [_] Anon 1434477 Oh god why
>> [_] Anon 1434480 You're a bad person
>> [_] Anon 1434483 NOOOOOO CAPTAIN FALCON!!!!!!! WHY!!!
>> [_] Anon 1434485 XFD fucking lol dude..
>> [_] Anon 1434489 I feel no sympathy for Senior Dumbass, but I certainly wasn't expecting that.
>> [_] Anon 1434490 LOL wow, okay, you got me
>> [_] Anon 1434491 Love it.
>> [_] Anon 1434495 nooooooooo ;_;
>> [_] Kuno !!9HVo4K0fICA 1434507 that was horrible!!
>> [_] Anon 1434517 Oh PETA, you card.
>> [_] Anon 1434526 DINK DINK DI DI DINK DINK DINK DI DI DI DINK DI DINK DINK DINKETY DI
>> [_] Anon 1434544 XD Poor sunflower. Will never taste the same again.
>> [_] Anon 1434551 ONLY KOREANS WOULD DO THIS KIND OF SHIT
>> [_] Anon 1434562 What the fuck?
>> [_] Anon 1434577 now bak bak bak bak bak bak bakga
>> [_] Anon 1434581 Poor Chicken Nugget has met a sad but predictable ending. His tiny moustache will go on to make people fat.
>> [_] Anon 1434603 >Name pet Dicks >Can of Dicks
>> [_] Anon 1434627 kawaii bokbok... you will be remembered...

File[canyourpet.swf] - (1.5 MB)
[_] [G] Can Your Pet? Anon 1409390 Fun game.
>> [_] Anon 1409394 Poor greenhore, he died as he lived, as a chicken.
>> [_] Anon 1409396 how do i unlock the game controler icon
>> [_] Anon 1409429 ASDFUHASDIFLASDKFHKLJBEHRQWERF ASA SDHIJBH LAH QR95U8U8Q-87DFG@%^#$&qwrbkfv @#DBJB IOH OSGH SJIH34U 668 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>> [_] Anon 1409430 Hmm.. Didn't see that coming. Anyone else want some Walrus?
>> [_] Anon 1409431 >># Holy Shit, Behr Qwerf is in this flash?
>> [_] Anon 1409439 Send this to PETA, oh yes. lol
>> [_] Anon 1409447 CAN YOU PET IT?! SUCKAAAAAAA: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnE3Oh_AM bA
>> [_] Anon 1409454 First I waas like :I But Then I :I And then I lolled at Faggot in the grinder
>> [_] Anon 1409480 >># rofl that's what i named my chicken
>> [_] supertoaster 1409484 poor bagel...at least we had fun
>> [_] Anon 1409508 i lol'd r.i.p "Faggot"
>> [_] Anon 1409526 olololololol love the ending
>> [_] Anon 1409547 Caned OP...
>> [_] Anon 1409551 well played
>> [_] Anon 1409553 >canned OP ill take ten
>> [_] Anon 1409605 Boobles ;_;

File[canyourpet.swf] - (1.5 MB)
[_] [G] You d'awww you lose :3 Anon 1385874 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1385877 WAT
>> [_] Invulnerable Electoo !RTUcom9vRI 1385892 BUT BUT WHAT DID YOU MAKE ME DO NOT Herpy McDerperson! He was so cute, too!
>> [_] Anon 1385896 OH JESUS GOD WHAT
>> [_] Anon 1385898 I named mine OP
>> [_] Anon 1385899 ...That was sad...
>> [_] Anon 1385900 when you play it will save the names of your previous chickens and place them on cans in game. It's pretty fun.
>> [_] Anon 1385905 Not a bike, NOT A BIKE! ;_;
>> [_] Anon 1385916 >># I had Nutsack and Fistfuck...I was too bored to can Hairy Vagina
>> [_] Anon 1385918 Canned Obama, yum yum
>> [_] Anon 1385921 >># that pretty cool
>> [_] Anon 1385923 >># Nice job, I Think last time I played this i named my pet 'No But a tin can'
>> [_] Anon 1385928 ; __ ; oh god. . . . . .
>> [_] Anon 1385990 Is there no way to follow them when they walk off-screen?
>> [_] Captain Flaccid lol, I have !The.Gay2w6 1386137 ;_; baw
>> [_] Anon 1386140 so i take it you can't get the video game?
>> [_] Anon 1386195 Fuck you.

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[_] [G] Anon 1378371 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1378380 inb4 bicycle rage
>> [_] R.I.P. poor chickingowner 1378386 MY CHICKEN!!! he was still so young <:(
>> [_] Anon 1378406 I wasn't expecting that... :(
>> [_] Anon 1378431 Was not expecting that. I lol'd heartily.
>> [_] Anon 1378474 Does anyone know how to unlock the video game controller or the trophy?
>> [_] Anon 1378479 LOL
>> [_] Anon 1378482 >># You have to fill out the entire row of cans.
>> [_] Anon 1378487 fuck yes...
>> [_] Anon 1378562 saw it coming

File[can_your_pet.swf] - (1.5 MB)
[_] [G] Anon 1374763 I'll just leave this worksafe flash here... Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1374767 oh you
>> [_] Anon 1374771 that's screwed up but then again what isn't on here lol
>> [_] Anon 1374775 You are my favorite person right now. I made my finance cry by her playing it.
>> [_] Anon 1374777 Had a great time until it got to the bicycle but, afterwards, I wanted to go out and get fried chicken!
>> [_] Anon 1374786 ahahahah that was awesome
>> [_] Anon 1374787 >># I assume you mean fiance. I didn't know your money could cry or was compassionate towards animals.
>> [_] Anon 1374803 pet name=nigger no longer work safe
>> [_] Anon 1374805 NO GREG NOOO THAT IS NOT A BICYCLE GREG GET AWAY FROM NOOOOOOOOOO
>> [_] Â 1374812 oh lol
>> [_] Anon 1374825 Cute, i sure am glad i got to be there for his whole life.
>> [_] Anon 1374829 >># >finance Irony within stupidity. Haha, an instant classic.
>> [_] Anon 1374834 well, at least i get to enjoy a nice can of Derp
>> [_] Anon 1374839 >pet named poop >canned poop
>> [_] Anon 1374894 You goddamn Koreans. Steve was precious!
>> [_] Anon 1374905 DELICIOUS END
>> [_] Anon 1374913 this lol'd me so hard
>> [_] Anon 1374916 >># Don't give your pet my actual first name. >:(
>> [_] Anon 1374918 Harold noooooooooooooooooooo!
>> [_] Anon 1374925 aww sad
>> [_] Anon 1374941 how do you unlock the game controller option?
>> [_] Anon 1374945 Asscheeks was a fucking badass up to the end, man. Took that shit like it was god damn nothin and just kept truckin. Word to the bird.
>> [_] Anon 1374947 my poor Googies... ;_;
>> [_] Anon 1374956 fuckin lol man
>> [_] Anon 1374960 seriously though has anyone figured out the other two symbol? the controller and trophy
>> [_] Anon 1374962 That was unexpected
>> [_] Anon 1374969 That was unexpected lmao.
>> [_] Anon 1374979 Mochi! Why are you falling! Your blue wig will fall off! NOOOOO!!
>> [_] Anon 1374982 cute also eating chicken for lunch now
>> [_] [nzfailfag]kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk 1374992 >># hey you stole my pets name!
>> [_] [nzfailfag]kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk 1374996 Lol I think I played it a bit much. http://images.4chan.org/a/src/1284656877 587.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1375023 >># Yeah, you have to fill out the entire row of cans. It's pretty lulzy with the controller, but the trophy is pretty much just an easter egg.
>> [_] Anon 1375024 damn you i put nigger too

File[canyourpet.swf] - (1.5 MB)
[_] [G] Can Your Pet? Anon 1358728 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1358731 Oooo... that is evil.
>> [_] Anon 1358741 OH DEAR GOD WHY!!!!! WWWWHHYYYY!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1358745 DULSWOTHY, NOOOO I FED YOU PAPER BAGS AND SPRAYED YOU WITH BLUE JELLOOOOHHOHOHOHO, WHYYYYY
>> [_] Anon 1358750 This made me incredibly sad. Oh well. At least I get to enjoy a nice can of Derp.
>> [_] Anon 1358760 POOPLES!!! NOOOOOOOO!!
>> [_] Anon 1358765 They are STILL THERE FROM THE LAST TIME I PLAYED THIS I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG LEATHERBELT AND COTTONPANTIES
>> [_] Anon 1358767 Goberton! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOO
>> [_] Anon 1358769 ASDF!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>> [_] Anon 1358770 huh canned nuts im ok with this
>> [_] Anon 1358771 *A*
>> [_] Anon 1358776 I named my pet "Dicks" Everything went better than expected.
>> [_] ReactionImage.txt 1358779 >># You too? Lol.
>> [_] Anon 1358780 CARDINAL SNUGGLIOOOOUUUUUS!
>> [_] Anon 1358782 BOLT VANDERHUGE, WHYYYYY
>> [_] Anon 1358791 good end
>> [_] Anon 1358800 NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! WHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!??????????!! !!
>> [_] Anon 1358803 I danced and jigged to the song at the end. very catchy! <3
>> [_] Anon 1358808 CABOOSE!!!! NOOOOO, WHERE IS MY OCORNIA!?
>> [_] Anon 1358809 u killed teh one why.. why would u do that?! ... i still LOL real hard at the end good game
>> [_] Anon 1358812 NOOOOOO MONTY !!!!!!!!!! WHY U MUST DIE SO FAST
>> [_] Anon 1358816 HAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! FAGGOT DIED!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1358821 Well I didn't see that one coming.
>> [_] Anon 1358826 I love the fact that I havnt seen that for a month. Named my pet Dicks Back then Loled at seeing this and named my pet Cunts Shocked when I got into the game and a Can of dicks was there. Never making another pet. My save now holds dicks and cunts.
>> [_] Anon 1358841 Very nice
>> [_] Anon 1358870 We will never forget you, Gregory Pilfbottom.
>> [_] !!tsrsyWpiit4 1358871 so unexpected
>> [_] Anon 1358878 at first I was like "WTF?!" then I was like "I see what you did there."
>> [_] Anon 1358889 well that unexpected, and now i have caned "little fuck"
>> [_] Anon 1358892 I read this as can you pet... Needless to say BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWED
>> [_] Anon 1358896 WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY POOR HORATIO
>> [_] Anon 1358907 >># ;(
>> [_] Oblivion W. Guns !IPiPBOY0m2 1358910 >name pet shit >CANNED SHIT
>> [_] Anon 1358913 i laughed my fucking ass off...now im gonna get some chicken
>> [_] Anon 1358924 So what's the trophy at the bottom right?
>> [_] Anon 1358939 >># >># so did I
>> [_] Anon 1358943 name pet Niggers and it all makes sense
>> [_] Anon 1358944 Scuddles.... :C

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[_] [G] Can Your Pet? Anon 1348986 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous2 1348994 what. wtf. nooooooo!!! Herp Derp!!!! Herp Derp will be very missed.
>> [_] Anon 1349013 What?!? That's not a bicycle!
>> [_] Anon 1349014 Aww cute. Especially the ending was adorable.
>> [_] Anon 1349015 noooooo not greg!!!
>> [_] Anon 1349019 Wow, this game is adorab--NOOOO!!!
>> [_] Anon 1349023 XENU! YOU WERE TOO YOUNG!
>> [_] Anon 1349025 OH GOD OP WHY
>> [_] Anon 1349026 When you get the ending, go back and start a new game. The horror deepens.
>> [_] Anon 1349039 lol awesome
>> [_] Anon 1349057 I named it after my daughter D:
>> [_] Anon 1349058 stinkyNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>> [_] Anon 1349060 Francis!?
>> [_] Anon 1349068 I named mine PENIS
>> [_] Anon 1349070 :(
>> [_] Anon 1349075 ANIKIIIIIIIIII!
>> [_] Anon 1349082 >goeatacanofdicks.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1349085 NO HITLER DIED!
>> [_] Anon 1349087 I knew what was gonna happen, but I played anyway... fuck you OP. Fuck you.
>> [_] Anon 1349096 D:...................................... .........................
>> [_] Anon 1349102 JOHNNY, WHEN'S 'DA FIRS TIME YE HEARD A NARGHTY WORD?
>> [_] uoǝƃɹns ǝɥʇ 1349104 yeah that was... damn lol
>> [_] Magma Administrator Ayumiu 4253-9575-7789 !dc9RpGrRew 1349109 NOOOO CHIC-FIL-A!!!!
>> [_] DongleGoblin !qBlG.j6noM 1349115 NOT BALLSACK. FUUUUCK!
>> [_] DongleGoblin !qBlG.j6noM 1349121 RIP Ballsack I, Ballsack II, Ballsack III, and Ballsack IIII. Hopefully Ballsack IIIII will have better luck.
>> [_] Anon 1349125 >># You have a lot of ballsacks.
>> [_] Anon 1349144 I clicked the bicycle, and the music stopped, the floor disappeared, I closed it. I DONT WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENS. I WAS PLAYING CATCH WITH IT
>> [_] Anon 1349155 No FAT. :( WHY FAT WHY
>> [_] Anon 1349165 dear god, that is hearbreaking
>> [_] Anon 1349177 PROTIP: Let it die of hunger
>> [_] Anon 1349179 POOK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOO!
>> [_] Anon 1349182 http://i35.tinypic.com/20su1xk.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1349201 I LOVE YOU BOB!
>> [_] Anon 1349205 >># hunger meter is at 0 and it isn't dying.
>> [_] Anon 1349212 holy fucking hell
>> [_] Anon 1349225 you sick fuck, sdkhf and lhjkl well be missed dearly
>> [_] kizzy 1349226 poor Chii :( wasn't expecting that at all, but the ending was funny.
>> [_] Anon 1349229 ._.
>> [_] Anon 1349233 NO FAGGOT ... HE FUCKING DIED RIP
>> [_] Anon 1349234 Swallow....whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>> [_] LOLWUT 1349239 lolololol
>> [_] Anon 1349247 (*O*) BOB!!!
>> [_] Anon 1349256 PUDDLES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
>> [_] Anon 1349268 LOL thats not a bicycle! omfg
>> [_] Anon 1349273 So... Whats with the controller and the trophy looking thing? Or did I just pointlessly kill like 30 chickens? I wont say I didn't enjoy it though lol

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[_] [G] You d'awwww you lose :3 Anon 1345631 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] + 1345633 I played it all the way through. Pretty funny.
>> [_] Anon 1345636 that was rather unexpected
>> [_] Anon 1345637 That is pretty fucked up. Loved it.
>> [_] Anon 1345639 lol i named it kibbles =P deriscious
>> [_] Anon 1345644 lol knew it was coming, the title was too clever to waste.
>> [_] Anon 1345646 i named mine dicks canned dicks delicous
>> [_] Anon 1345669 How do you get the video game/ controller pad thing?
>> [_] Anon 1345673 I raised the heart sphere all the way up and nothing happened. T_T
>> [_] Anon 1345675 No!! NIGGERSTOMPER, you had so much to live for!
>> [_] Anon 1345676 >># Give your pet some exercise on the bike first.
>> [_] Anon 1345677 OH NOW I GET IT
>> [_] Anon 1345699 NO SQIGGLES!!!! NO !!!
>> [_] Anon 1345704 >># I named mine Dicks also... weird.
>> [_] Anon 1345710 I'm sad now.
>> [_] снайпер 1345726 is this a newfie song?
>> [_] Anon 1345727 >># >># hahah shit, I named mine DICKS OAK
>> [_] Anon 1345729 Little Ke$ha deserved to die.
>> [_] Anon 1345750 pew
>> [_] Anon 1345753 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooo oooooo
>> [_] Anon 1345766 jim was a cool guy. and then i tried to take him for a ride...
>> [_] Anon 1345772 nigga what
>> [_] Anon 1345775 reminds me of gigapets
>> [_] Anon 1345776 Feces Monster. It didn't fit on the can. "Fecesmon"
>> [_] Anon 1345796 I love how if you refresh after the end you get a new title screen (and if you don't hit the refresh button in the corner) you'll see a new item in the room...
>> [_] Anon 1345809 canned lol win
>> [_] Anon 1345816 Fucking PETA propaganda.
>> [_] Anon 1345820 I named mine Deadite. I got a can of Deadite. That cannot be in any way safe, healthy, or sanitary. On the other hand it would mighty handy in bids for world domination.
>> [_] Anon 1345866 lol i canned faggot
>> [_] Anon 1345870 >># >he thinks it's propoganda It was made for the shock, not OMG DEAD ANIMULS
>> [_] Anon 1345895 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOO ... AHAHAHAHA CANNED POOP

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[_] [G] Teh cutest :3 Anon 1342237 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1342240 what the fuck
>> [_] Anon 1342241 lol what a TWEEST
>> [_] Anon 1342243 Loved it, 10/10.
>> [_] Anon 1342244 I hate you so much :(
>> [_] Anon 1342247 everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg Seriously, I was fucking hoping for this to happen, so when it actually did I lol'd.
>> [_] Anon 1342270 how do you get the gaming icon to light up?
>> [_] Anon 1342274 i came
>> [_] Anon 1342275 that was beautiful...
>> [_] Anon 1342281 i lol'd
>> [_] Anon 1342289 Max :'C
>> [_] Anon 1342302 WTF
>> [_] Anon 1342307 yeah it can
>> [_] Ren 1342309 I approve..
>> [_] Anon 1342313 i lol'd
>> [_] Doctor_Masturbator 1342347 man, not another shitty aquarium games. they su... WHAT THE FUCK?!
>> [_] Anon 1342389 That was unexpected, good job
>> [_] Anon 1342393 oh god that's awesome, i lol'd hard.
>> [_] Anon 1342394 They killed Pierre...
>> [_] Anon 1342395 I named mine nigger, so when he got canned i was like "THE FUCK, HANG HIM RETARDS NO ONE WILL EAT THAT!"
>> [_] Anon 1342411 LOLOLOLOLOL I named him Soup, without knowing what would happen. That was AWESOME!!!!