File[Chicken_Mario_Brothers.swf] - (5.54 MB)
[_] [G] Anon 1652928 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1652940 >sisters >moustaches also >birds >moustaches
>> [_] Anon 1652941 >># from peta. Like they make sense anyways
>> [_] Anon 1653048 Mustache rides. You Know...For KIDS.
>> [_] Anon 1653055 I really hungry for a hamburger with ketchup now. Especially a McDonald's hamburger!
>> [_] Anon 1653069 >peta Thanks for the warning this shit'll be boring.
>> [_] Anon 1653085 why the fuck does peta still exist
>> [_] Anon 1653088 I'm stuck on world 4, where the shit am I supposed to go?
>> [_] Anon 1653090 >># On the bottom part of the level there's a hamburger that says "I have fertilizer on the brain", right next to him there's a bunch of spikes and next to those there's a fall, you have to go down the fall to finish the level but if you don't have a "mushroom" you'll die because you can't make the jump, and if you used all the mushrooms you're fucked.
>> [_] Anon 1653094 >># >if you used all the mushrooms you're fucked ......Just for that I'm buying a 10 piece mcnugget meal tomorrow Peta.
>> [_] Anon 1653100 I am going to have some mcdonalds thanks to this game. Haha fuck peta.
>> [_] Anon 1653111 Man this shit is boring as FUCK I don't care what happens to the chicken.. It's gonna die anyways.. If a man was tortured before he died, he'd be killed a manly death OKAY!! Those are fucking badass chickens!!
>> [_] Anon 1653122 I just beat it and it wasn't worth it at all. The "code" you enter to play as Pamela is "pamvsmccruelty"
>> [_] Anon 1653151 at first i thought this was a joke game made to make fun of PETA. Then I realized there was never going to be a punchline. It's like the gay porn we've all watched. Dudes, dicks, and we keep waiting for the girls to show up, and by about asshole penetration #3 we realize they aren't going to
>> [_] Anon 1653154 >># >It's like the gay porn we've all watched. Dudes, dicks, and we keep waiting for the girls to show up, and by about asshole penetration #3 we realize they aren't going to what

File[Chicken Mario Brothers.swf] - (5.54 MB)
[_] [G] awesome Super Mario Bros. spin-off Anon 1348062 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1348065 i hope those bastards at peta get a huge lawsuit for that
>> [_] Anon 1348072 lol europe. we would never stand for this kind of hippy shit in the US.
>> [_] Anon 1348078 That's a little underwhelming. I would like to see what they do when they rip off Pokemon.
>> [_] Anon 1348079 How much do you think they spent on paying programmers for this shit. Think how many animals they could have fed. Or spay/neutered to reduce the stray poulation
>> [_] Anon 1348082 Beat the whole thing Best Quote: "I'll never eat an unhappy meal again!" BTW, PamvsMcCruelty -ur welcome
>> [_] Fugue !ezNapE1VGU 1348086 >># That's the disappointing part. They're an NPO, so they technically have diplomatic immunity because they aren't making profit off of their ripoffs. The only way you can get them to stop is by pulling funds.
>> [_] Anon 1348088 lolwut?
>> [_] Anon 1348090 You guise, who wants to go get some McChickens?
>> [_] Anon 1348094 Because when I think of a moral compass, I think of Pamela Anderson.
>> [_] A Naughty Moose 1348097 I laughed so hard at this
>> [_] Anon 1348102 this is actually a pretty good game, gameplay-wise. Once you turn the default language to something you don't speak, that is.
>> [_] Anon 1348103 >># Well shit, for a straight out mario clone, you'd kinda hope
>> [_] Anon 1348111 this game makes me hungry
>> [_] Anon 1348114 what the shit was that
>> [_] Anon 1348116 >># except the controls are slow and muddy and the game is ugly as balls
>> [_] Anon 1348143 HOW DO I FUCKING HURT HIM
>> [_] Anon 1348147 God I want some McNuggets now. My McDonalds is about 7 miles away though, closest thing to me is Kentucky Fried Chicken. And if you ask me they just don't slaughter their chickens correctly because I could never stand the taste of their chicken, original recipe or crispy. Don't even get me started on that god awful grilled chicken, I'm willing to bet it's just the shitheads that work at my local Colonel's who don't cook it right to begin with, but it tastes fucking horrid. :( God I would kill for a Chick-fil-A in my town, I don't know how they rend the life from those worthless birds, but goddamn does it make them tasty.
>> [_] Anon 1348179 >># BUT WAIT THEY ARE AGAINST NEUTERING/SPAYING
>> [_] Anon 1348180 Bowser has a troll face.
>> [_] Anon 1348184 This game features violance against burgers. Burgers shouldn't be jumped on they should be free and happy and dont deserve to die in such a cruel way
>> [_] Anon 1348208 Vegetarianism is one of the ultimate trolling devices. Heck, you don't even have to go as far as this. Just tell someone you are one and watch them flounder around and work their jaw in incoherent rage most of the time.
>> [_] Anon 1348214 "Sea Kittens" Are you fucking shitting me.
>> [_] Anon 1348225 Fuck you and this game. And your mom.
>> [_] Anon 1348247 I think the whole internet might catch the gay from this.
>> [_] Anon 1348254 >># The Internet has already had the gay.
>> [_] Anon 1348273 Hilarious PETA game aside, whats the big deal with Mcdonalds switching to a more humane way of slaughtering chickens? Do they want to torture birds or something?
>> [_] Anon 1348277 if you wanna play as the princess the code is pamvsmccruelty happy to help?
>> [_] Anon 1348280 Is it wrong if i fapped to the first chicken video?
>> [_] Anon 1348289 >># guess you have not heard of Kentucky fried cruelty another PETA fast food campaign
>> [_] Anon 1348292 >># but isnt susan G colman foundation foir the cure sueing other charities for trademark issues?
>> [_] Anon 1348295 > saw mario potreyed as evil character > i mad bro >Pingus
>> [_] Anon 1348319 disingenuous imperialist propaganda! chickens are good for the people! everyone knows that!